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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Mtndog Collaborator

Ah yes, bodily functions, the universal language :rolleyes: So universal even the Canucks speak it

And goodness no, no seepsicles. Now *that* is holy crap!!

:lol: x10

HI, Rayechullle!!!:)

Please, please, purty please, put your current avatar pic up as your facebook profile photo.. . ...puleeeeze!

I second the pretty pretty pretty please on this one!

Em- Are you having a Sam Hill Manhead Convention at yer house?


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elye Community Regular

GAHH! :lol: Bevel's put up her CLASSIC shot of her and Fabio at The Outback on Da Book. .. . ......simply must go and comment!!

I think we should ALL put our Sam Hill Manhead avs up as our fb profile pics. I'm not sure that I have one of the two of us together - -must check my archives.. .. .. ...

psawyer Proficient

Where have all the sillies gone? What in Sam Hill is going on?

elye Community Regular

I KNOW!! I really miss Sooozle....and Amanda....and Ptaoughmghmn. .......and Tuhreeeesah! . .I think about those who are away all the more when things are very quiet, for some reason. Perhaps deep down I have a niggling fear that one day I will come on here, and everyone will be gone. Everybody. Forever. It will be a Psilly wasteland, wif just me blathering away, echoing off the virtual walls of a silent thread. .. ..... .

:unsure:

:blink:

YA CANNA DO THAT TO ME, PSILLIES!!!!

:rolleyes::lol:

mimommy Contributor

foam tubing does NAE do the job that a good, solid ballcock will manage.

:lol: X 20! I hear they've done great things with latex ;)

I have a weirdity for you guys.

My dad calls me. He got a phone call from a guy who gave his name as Frank, said we worked together at a smallish company (named the company, I just don't want to type it) and said I'd remember him. Left a phone number that has a NJ prefix.

???? :unsure: :unsure: :ph34r: :ph34r: :blink:

If you google my 'official' name you get.....me...

LinkedIn profile, publications, talks, theater, etc.

My parents live in an obscure little town in Eastern Washington

Ewww, VERY creepy :ph34r: I had some freak hack his way into my mother's private office line to find me once.

I think this weirdo is stalking you, Geoss.

Awww damn and blast!!!!!

I shall however put you out of your misery - there was NO plumber required.....Tel saved the day wiv his big (& suprisingly heavy) tool

"Damn and blast"--me new fav-o-rite expletive!! And Tel's big tool--gah! :P

Discovered a new drink.........plum vodka and 7-up

gads

A new beaverage in da ville. Plum wodka, huh? Hmm...I seem to recall tossing me cookies on too much lime wodka once :greenpukeyguy:

We Canucks should be sending over our monster snow removal equipment, via barge, to help you blokes out. This is one of Ottawa's machines from the snow plow fleet, during a typical clean-up after a dusting of snow last week on one of our main streets.....

1936%20train%20snow%20plow%2003b.webp

If you look very closely, you can see the three children alongside the plow, digging their way to school... . . .........:lol:

Heelaryus :lol:

CHYLLIES!!!!!!!!!

Will we survive this cold snap???....will Alzey ever go to school again???? :unsure:

I can't be sure.... soon we will have to decide..... heating OR food??

Currently resorting to 'old school' methods...... taping up drafty windows with clear plastic, hot water bottles in bed.....um baking our own (gluten-free) bread ('cos the shops have all but run out of any :blink:)

Hot toddies and thermal layers....tiger pig fully operational as cat bed/draft excluder/blankie.

We may just make it......

I'm pulling for ya Nik. Hang in dere. You know, some survivalists say you should burn your own dung for heat. <stinky>

Our special today is Martian Brain Bake made with free range Martians.

Free range martians. :blink: Yum-o :D

Er, yeah, ya haven't seen any little boxes around marked macaroon cake, have ya??

:P Good one, Shroomie.

GAHH! :lol: Bevel's put up her CLASSIC shot of her and Fabio at The Outback on Da Book. .. . ......simply must go and comment!!

I think we should ALL put our Sam Hill Manhead avs up as our fb profile pics. I'm not sure that I have one of the two of us together - -must check my archives.. .. .. ...

Really? Really, really? I saw Nikkers had hers up. I must ask my friend for permission. Any advice on how to approach this highly unique and seemingly bizarre request? Shall I send photos, copied text from forum archives? :unsure: A doctors note explaining my recent head trauma? :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

I'm pulling for ya Nik. Hang in dere. You know, some survivalists say you should burn your own dung for heat. <stinky>

Does this still work if you're grain free?? :blink: :blink:

elye Community Regular

G'Morning, PChilly Psillies!

Does this still work if you're grain free?? :blink: :blink:

Hmmm.. . . . a great question. Probably not as well, methinks.. . ....the more flammable, straw-like filler in one's fire source, the more ignite-able and long-burning 'twould be, no?

Hmm....European celiacs hunkering down in this freakish winter don't have the best... . ..resources.... .. .. in a pinch, methinks...... . . . ...

:rolleyes:

Gnik! Burn your own dung! Let Tel and Alzy flush theirs -- it's likely useless for heating. . . ... :lol:


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In one day, dd's bff told me the show Full House must be "REALLY REALLY old if I watched it when I was a kid" <_< and my ds asked me if I was going to have a baby in my tummy ( :o ), I said, "no, why" he said because my tummy was getting bigger--I was bent over at the time, I stood straight up, pointed to my stomach (which I've been working really hard on btw) and screeched, "SHOW ME, SHOW ME WHERE IT'S BIG!" I think I scared him--his eyes were wide and he pointed timidly to my bresticles after I was standing. If he thinks my boobs are getting bigger, I'll take that, but NOT the tummy!!! :rolleyes::lol:

Men!!! or more specifically, Husbands!!! Looking at the macaroon cake I made to take to some neighbours' farewell elevenses this morning--"Is that cake made from scraaatch???" Er, yeah, ya haven't seen any little boxes around marked macaroon cake, have ya?? He thinks all our baking comes out of little boxes??? With all my restrictions??? "Oh well, they must make something for someone like you." Oh yeah??? :rolleyes: Yer damned lucky it's gluten free even. You find it, I'll buy it. Namaste spice cake this summer maybe. But anywho, who says scratch is that hard?? Ya just have to not miss out any of the ingredients :blink: (or instructions, for that matter :ph34r: ).

Stay in and stay warm, Chillies. You'll find me at the beach if you come a'callin'.

Happened to me yesterday. Made pumpkin muffins, dh comes in and says "whot are these?" Me, "Muffins, duh" Him, "Didja make 'em" Me, "Uh, yeah, duh" Him, "Whot fer?" Me, "For the kids, duh" Him, "Why" Me, "So they have sumphin to eat.....?????" Why the hell not???

Whoa.. . . . .. .....seepsicles??

That is sooooo wrong! :lol::lol::lol:

elye Community Regular

Made pumpkin muffins, dh comes in and says "whot are these?" Me, "Muffins, duh" Him, "Didja make 'em" Me, "Uh, yeah, duh" Him, "Whot fer?" Me, "For the kids, duh" Him, "Why" Me, "So they have sumphin to eat.....?????" Why the hell not???

:lol::lol::rolleyes:

mimommy Contributor

Does this still work if you're grain free?? :blink: :blink:

:blink::unsure: I had no idea food consumption could affect the burnability of one's dung :huh:

Hmm....European celiacs hunkering down in this freakish winter don't have the best... . ..resources.... .. .. in a pinch, methinks...... . . . ...

Pfft! In a pinch <snarkle>

his eyes were wide and he pointed timidly to my bresticles after I was standing. If he thinks my boobs are getting bigger, I'll take that, but NOT the tummy!!! :rolleyes::lol:

:lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Just wanted to POOP in so that Psillyville does not become a vast wasteland of tumbleweeds and Brits burning their own dung :lol: :lol: LOVING the Sam Hill action on Da Book.

Burn your own dung! Let Tel and Alzy flush theirs -- it's likely useless for heating. . . ... :lol:

:lol:

In one day, dd's bff told me the show Full House must be "REALLY REALLY old if I watched it when I was a kid" <_< and my ds asked me if I was going to have a baby in my tummy ( :o ), I said, "no, why" he said because my tummy was getting bigger--I was bent over at the time, I stood straight up, pointed to my stomach (which I've been working really hard on btw) and screeched, "SHOW ME, SHOW ME WHERE IT'S BIG!" I think I scared him--his eyes were wide and he pointed timidly to my bresticles after I was standing. If he thinks my boobs are getting bigger, I'll take that, but NOT the tummy!!!

Happened to me yesterday. Made pumpkin muffins, dh comes in and says "whot are these?" Me, "Muffins, duh" Him, "Didja make 'em" Me, "Uh, yeah, duh" Him, "Whot fer?" Me, "For the kids, duh" Him, "Why" Me, "So they have sumphin to eat.....?????" Why the hell not???

Yer whole post :lol:x 55

Took down the Christmas tree today :ph34r: Dragged it outside but 3/4 of it stayed in the house. There are 6 INCHES of solid pine at the bottom of my trashcan. Should send it to Gnick for burning! That's it Knick- get yer van and go through the 'hoods and take all the trees on the curbside! You may even be able to make new furniture!

OK....shhh.....having a surprise party for Kurt's 40th in February (I'm scared- may have bitten off more than me Lymey arse can handle as people are flying in). Anyhoo it's disco theme and I can't decide between these outfits Supa Pimp mama or dancing Queen

Geez.....my image insertion could use a little Viagra!!!!!

psawyer Proficient

Bev, I can't see either of your proposed outfits. I just get box wif a red X like IE couldn't access the link. :blink:

Say, it's for his birthday, right? You do have a birthday suit, don't you? 'Twould be perfect, no? :ph34r:

Still bloody cold here. Global warming, my @$$!

Mtndog Collaborator

Bev, I can't see either of your proposed outfits.

Say, it's for his birthday, right? You do have a birthday suit, don't you? 'Twould be perfect, no? :ph34r:

Still bloody cold here. Global warming, my @$$!

That's because

Geez.....my image insertion could use a little Viagra!!!!!

Has Skaught given you any Peter- being the Global Moderator :o:P:lol:

Bah! and it's not Global Warming- it's climate change :P

psawyer Proficient

Has Skaught given you any Peter- being the Global Moderator :o:P:lol:

Nope, no extra goodies from Skaught for me. Just more work to do. B)

elye Community Regular

Skaought's givin' out Viagra to his mods?? What in hell is goin' on in that "Moderators Only" forum, anyways??.. . ......:huh::blink:

:lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Skaought's givin' out Viagra to his mods?? What in hell is goin' on in that "Moderators Only" forum, anyways??.. . ......:huh::blink:

:lol:

Do NAUGHT tell my dh this or I will hunt you down :ph34r::lol:

Lisa Mentor

Do NAUGHT tell my dh this or I will hunt you down :ph34r::lol:

Oh dear..my laugh for the day.

:lol:

elye Community Regular

Gnick-sicle! I see you! Give us a report, stat! News comes in here fairly regularly, and I'm constantly thinking about you Brits... . ..I've just heard that there are blizzards happening in the southwest of England, and Paris is at a standstill. . ...... ...... .. ..wow. . ..... ..

We may actually get some -- ready? -- rain tomorrow.

:huh:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Do NAUGHT tell my dh this or I will hunt you down :ph34r::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

I just inhaled my Earl GrEy tea! - Rae-chulle bringing the psillie!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is Skaought giving out the little blue pills to all mods????....and OMG!!!! ....blue pill, blue dress..... a coincidence????? :huh:

I KNOW!! I really miss Sooozle....and Amanda....and Ptaoughmghmn. .......and Tuhreeeesah! . .I think about those who are away all the more when things are very quiet, for some reason. Perhaps deep down I have a niggling fear that one day I will come on here, and everyone will be gone. Everybody. Forever. It will be a Psilly wasteland, wif just me blathering away, echoing off the virtual walls of a silent thread. .. ..... .

Ah Em, this troubles me too ..... the stuph of nightmares :unsure:

TOO many psillies MIA <_<

More snauoughx....but, I dunno :unsure: , we are maybe getting used to shovelling the path everyday..... wrapping in many layers....... scraping me windscreen :blink:

..I think we have acclimatised!... a subtle shift, an imperceptible change in British DNA enabling us to cope with the white stuff!!

Ok, just waiting for the airports & local councils to catch up with us hoomans :rolleyes:

Meanwhile, I can't tell you how much the burning of the hooman dung smells.....

:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Ok, this cracked me up...especially as I had to learn the Latin words for this when I was in the school choir

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celiac-mommy Collaborator

You know when you burn the roof of your mouth badly and the skin starts to peel away, I did that with my coffee this morning, BUT it hit the back of my throat first, so now I'm choking on skin..... :ph34r::lol: :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Yes, it's true. Skaught is giving Viagra to his mods for image insertion purposes only. Should you have an image insertion that lasts for more than four hours and cannot be controlled, please go to your nearest emergency room. Side effects of image insertion Viagra may include difficuly emoticoning, poor spelling and possible X-rated phots being posted online.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Yes, it's true. Skaught is giving Viagra to his mods for image insertion purposes only. Should you have an image insertion that lasts for more than four hours and cannot be controlled, please go to your nearest emergency room. Side effects of image insertion Viagra may include difficuly emoticoning, poor spelling and possible X-rated phots being posted online.

:lol::lol::lol:

Hey Psillies, got no psilly but Bev has me covered.

I have given up on the dentist . . . or maybe he's given up on me. Going to the doc on Friday. Yesterday was the worst day (pain-wise) in a long time. Today is probably the best. I figure by the time I go to the doc I should be completely symptom-free!!! . . . doesn't it always work that way??

Darn210 Enthusiast

You know, my favourite part of everyone using their samatars is when someone starts a thread with "What's with that grey statue guy everywhere?"

elye Community Regular

Bevel's Viagra posts! :lol: Yep, if we see any mods posting loooooooonnnnnnng responses, taking up to four hours to read, we'll have a bloody good idear what's up..... . ..(HA! pun fully intended)... ..

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:lol::lol: Leaking feet near cherries. .. . ...

You know, my favourite part of everyone using their samatars is when someone starts a thread with "What's with that grey statue guy everywhere?"

Hey! Has it happened? Must go check. . . .......:rolleyes:

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