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jerseyangel Proficient
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Isn't she in California? That would be 8 o'clock for us east coasters.

Speaking of devil dogs, I am really starting to think my dog has some kind of loose wiring. :( She has had major problems with aggression, and I thought I had gotten it trained out of her, but now this past week it's resurfacing. I don't understand, I raised this dog from 3 weeks, bottle fed her and everything :( :( I am so depressed. And sick. Ugh.

Sorry to be a downer.

You're not a downer--things always seem so much worse when you're sick :( I don't know very much about dogs, but I hope it's something like a phase that she will come back out of.

You're right about Susie and the time difference--I knew that, too :huh:

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You guys are the best. :)

There is GOOD news....both masses were lipomas, plain as day. :) So NO cancer!!

However....I probably don't sound that excited because I am heavy with sadness as todya's stuff was outrageously expensive. Way more than I was told.....:o:( And I worry I'll never get out of debt.....

But as our dear Nicola said - - 'tis only money, right?

Thank you sillies, for your moral support!

Annie is just sitting here whining quietly and insistently - - she feels it was a great assault and indignance she has endured.......poor baby. So sad to watch kids and animals in pain....

Sarah - you are not a downer!! Rant away....

Must go to Spanish now, but feel I should stay home.....rather torn.....

:huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
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Ah--great news!!! I'm so relieved, Susie :D

Give your girl a big hug for me and Allo--gotta go back and pack--just checking quick to see if you were back yet.

See you in the AM :)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Susie Q

thanks for the email heads up or i wouldn't have known to come and ck on Annie.

So happy she's ok.

know you'll be more relaxed now.

did you go to Spanish.........

Yep $ is just money..............but when you don't have it..........seems like a big thing...........but at least your done and not having to treat for cancer.........wha hoo...........on that.

judy

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Oh Susie Q, I was anxiously and nervously awaitng the latest, so glad to hear all is ok!

Great news!!!

I am sorry about the expenses :( Will they work with you on a payment plan??

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Susie, Fantastic News!!! I'm surprised and happy that they could have the info so quickly for you . . . they usually make you sit around, worry, and stew about for days!

Ouch on the $$bill$$ So here's an idea . . . for Christmas,instead of gifts, tell everyone that you've made a donation to LIMPSY on their behalf (maybe throw in a nice photo of Annie in her snazzy superdog outfit). If you did all the paperwork and made LIMPSY a tax deductable charity, you could probably write it off on your taxes, too.

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YAHOO!!!

ANNIE'S OK!!!! :D:D:D

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elye
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I had Gus up asleep beside me all night, (DH was scrunched almost off the bed), and felt him sending strong canine vibes to Annie. Well done, Gus...and Annie!

Susie, consider the vet bill the ultimate Christmas present to yourself, your dogs and all friends who benefit from your terrific, happy, healthy company. Annie is vital to your well-being, so you are giving to everyone. You've done your holiday shopping...and I love Janet's idea of sending out a super-Annie card!

All right...so now our parade will include ALL pets. I'm certain that Queen Bev would heartily approve this motion. Gus used to have a tendency to hump most other dogs his size, but this seems, thankfully, to have abated. But wait...he'll have the yeti...!

:o:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
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I am so glad to hear about Annie...the bill is outrageous but is worth it :)

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There is GOOD news....both masses were lipomas, plain as day. :) So NO cancer!!

HIP-HIP HOORAAAAAAYYYY!!

However....I probably don't sound that excited because I am heavy with sadness as todya's stuff was outrageously expensive. Way more than I was told.....:o:( And I worry I'll never get out of debt.....

BOOOOO HISSSSSSS!!

But as our dear Nicola said - - 'tis only money, right?

she must be loaded :P

Thank you sillies, for your moral support!

There's more where that came from :) Keep your chin up ;)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
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But wait...he'll have the yeti...!

:o:lol:

...I have a sneaky feeling the yeti will be receptive to Gus's charms ...good lord!! What kind of parade IS THIS!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

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she must be loaded :P

Now that's the funniest thing I've heard all day!!!! ;)

It's alway's felt like I should be though !!! :lol::lol::lol:

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Why, what lovely ladies you have, Richard! And congratulations on resisting the urge to augment your photo with The Wiggles and YooHoos. :P

No augmentation needed. They are PERFECT :wub::rolleyes:

WTH is a YooHoo? I know the Wiggles (duu-uuuhhh)...you're not talking about the drink, are you? The high fructose corn syrup and cocoa powder concoction? :blink:

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Now that's the funniest thing I've heard all day!!!! ;)

C'mon, we've ALL SEEN THE PICTURES...you and Simon (sparkling teeth and all)...you and the 'Hoff (sans cheeseburger)...it is obvious that you run with the "in" crowd. We don't hold it against you ;):P

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'S-S-SCUSE me, I St-t-tuttered

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WTH is a YooHoo? I know the Wiggles (duu-uuuhhh)...you're not taliking about the drink, are you? The high fructose corn syrup and cocoa powder concoction? :blink:

Well I dunno about you guys but 'YOO-HOO' is what we (Brits) might shout out to someone to attract their attention - that and 'OI, MATE' :huh::lol:

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No augmentation needed. They are PERFECT :wub::rolleyes:

WTH is a YooHoo? I know the Wiggles (duu-uuuhhh)...you're not taliking about the drink, are you? The high fructose corn syrup and cocoa powder concoction? :blink:

Well, I sure didn't think it appropriate to put the beer hats on them like you did for Susie!!! So, yes, the kid equivalent . . .YooHoo! :)

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Well I dunno about you guys but 'YOO-HOO' is what we (Brits) might shout out to someone to attract their attention - that and 'OI, MATE' :huh::lol:

...as in... "YOOO-HOOO, you - with the cheeseburger dribbling down your chin- please step off and take the wee with you!"

You wiley brits. :D

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Well, I sure didn't think it appropriate to put the beer hats on them like you did for Susie!!! So, yes, the kid equivalent . . .YooHoo! :)

:huh: Oh, so beer is NOT appropriate, but empty SUGAR-COATED-CAFFEINE is? :o

(note to self -Janet is not allowed to babysit) ;) At least the beer keeps them quiet :):ph34r::unsure:

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:huh: Oh, so beer is NOT appropriate, but empty SUGAR-COATED-CAFFEINE is? :o

Only for other people's children . . .

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Darn210
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Has anyone else noticed . . . Richard seems to be feeling a LOT better today.

So Brits yell out drink names to say hello and cereal names to say good-bye!

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Has anyone else noticed . . . Richard seems to be feeling a LOT better today.

I'm on my second YooHoo! :blink::ph34r::rolleyes:

Isn't that the actual name YooHoo! (with an exclamation point)...that alone should be a harbinger indicative of the migraine to follow!

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Nope, I was mistaken. The name is actually Open Original Shared Link - no exclamation mark... i had it confused with YAHOOOOOOOOO! They actually advertise "chocolatey goodness"...

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
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Richard may being feeling better but I could not be feeling worse...last night I slept on my couch from 5:30-7:30 and went bed at 10. I am still tired and my stomach is feeling gross.

jerseyangel Proficient
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I'm back--despite the heiniosity.....I called all the utilities yesterday to have the accounts closed on Monday--well, the phone company (who also is our internet provider) goofed and shut off our phone and (shudder) internet last night. :o

I was an hour on the cell phone this morning to get it reconnected--and get this--I have to call again to disconnect :blink::angry:<_<

I've been passed off from person to person--all with that annoying, patronizing tone that this was somehow my fault, and they were doing me a big favor. :angry:

Ok--got that out! I feel much better now. Carry on :D

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Richard may being feeling better but I could not be feeling worse...last night I slept on my couch from 5:30-7:30 and went bed at 10. I am still tired and my stomach is feeling gross.

Oh no Amanda--you can't get sick!

Was it something you ate, or do you think you have the flu that's going around?

Get lots of rest and pamper yourself today...are you home?

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