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tom Contributor

Hey there Silly Ones

I HAVE been feeling kinda off here & there, but not too bad really. I keep forgetting I can chalk it up to the humaworm - whether it's true or not :P

(No news on that front <back?> btw)

Wish I had an Uncle Ray-worthy/quality joke for ya Bev. Betcher momma would rather you not be sad - but I know there's really no comfort in that, on this day of all days. :( <sniff>

Sarah, hope you're feeling better soon.

I did communicate a bit w/ Susie by carrier pigeon. They can fly remarkably fast on these mild 60deg days. (OMG!!!!!! Fri & Sat are supposed to be 85 here!!!!! :blink::o:D )

Anyway, she said to say she's been "inordinately anxious". I'll throw in that she's also overly occupied w/ parole report deadlines, but will post later.

Heehee :pukeyface: at a Drain w/ a capital D, Amanda <ewwwwww>

(Bah! Gotta look back at what else I meant to comment on)


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Is A all packed and ready to go?--won't be long now B)

Almost!!

Ironed, folded ready to be packed :D

Hi, Sarah! It's kind of downsville all around, isn't it? Bev is sad, Nikki's got the teenager blues...and where is Susie? Just saw Ptaum....are you sad too, Ptaum? Any wormies yet? <_<:P

DOWN with Downsville!!!!!!!!!!!!

....Tom??........wormies??????

Hallo Sillies- Well, to cheer myself up, I offered to foster Open Original Shared Link How cute is she? :wub: Angus will be smitten immediately

OMGAAAAAWWWD

She is GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excellent plan :D

jerseyangel Proficient

Tom--

Thanks for letting us know that Susie's ok. :)

Ridgewalker Contributor

thanks for the :wub: you guys. :) beautiful dog, bev!

elye Community Regular

Yes--glad to hear that Susie's all right.....

Bev! What a BEAUTIFUL pup! I struggle each day to stay off the Petfinder site...There are too many gorgeous, needy dogs that need adopting. DD wants to do her school volunteer hours at the Humane Society, and that could spell trouble for me. I shall be coming home from each session with a pup.... <_<:rolleyes:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Oh Bev,,,,,that puppy has a twinkle in his/her eye. Glad it cheered you today.

Happy to hear Susie is ok too.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Sillies!!!!!!!!

:wub:

I have been in a ...........vortex of anxiety...... :unsure: and trying to work that out. Does my generic antibiotic contain gluten? not sure......bah........feeling so nutty lately. :( more on that later.

Also, as Tom reported, I have been having some intense deadlines (24 to 48-hour turnarounds) with these parole evals. Just finished one this morning, had lunch w/ Kisssey and then doctor appointment (shrink - meds adjustment) and am now home. going to relax a bit.

bevvy - thinking of you today - hugs and love. :wub:

must catch up later...............and try and feel more myself again.

I take full custody and am primary caregiver of Kissey starting on Saturday. :lol: Will be better then.

xoxoxo

more later!!!!!!

BEV!!!!!!!!!!!!! that dog is part DINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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BEV!!!!!!!!! :o

dear gawd, now you've got me on that site - -

I HOPE I don't adopt this one - -

Open Original Shared Link

Gah! :blink:

elye Community Regular
BEV!!!!!!!!! :o

dear gawd, now you've got me on that site - -

I HOPE I don't adopt this one - -

Open Original Shared Link

Gah!

HEY!!! Now, that's enough, you two!! Stop this instant!! GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Here's my favorite site.....Gawd help meeeeeee......

Open Original Shared Link

Ridgewalker Contributor

Omg, you guys, there's a gardening thread taking off over in Coping With... Now I'm about to jump out of my skin to get outside and get some work done. I have GOT to get feeling better! :groaning: I have so much work to dooooo!!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Omg, you guys, there's a gardening thread taking off over in Coping With... Now I'm about to jump out of my skin to get outside and get some work done. I have GOT to get feeling better! :groaning: I have so much work to dooooo!!!

Sara

Come over and join us........we might be trading seeds.............

Iknow on the silly thread what you guys will be sending seeds of.......... :ph34r: let's just HAPPY SEEDS. :lol:

We had a great thread awhile ago with wonderful info tips and i tried to seach on here for it....it was started by jenvan.........on canning.......

Bev hope your ok the day is almost over............. :(

Susie...............cute dog.............just what you need. Glad you could see your dr today

judy

Ridgewalker Contributor

Judy,

I did! Couldn't resist. :lol: Maybe I can get outside for awhile tomorrow. Probably just what I need to snap myself out of this funk I'm in.

That's all it is, is a funk. It's been raining for a week solid. We needed it, BADLY, but too many rainy days, and I really start to get down. I can't help it. It cleared up this evening though...

elye Community Regular

Ahhhhh, gardening!......

....Not till all our snow has melted.......... <_<:angry:

psawyer Proficient
Ahhhhh, gardening!......

....Not till all our snow has melted.......... <_<:angry:

Ours is just about all gone. The weather has been lovely the last three days, and I have spent much time outside. The barbecue is open for the season, as of Saturday evening. Tomorrow it is going to rain, so it will be an indoor cooked supper. It is not quite mild enough yet to set up the table on the back deck and eat out there.

July 4th in Times Square. Hmm. What an interesting idea. You do know that the Fourth is my birthday, don't you. What a party we would have. :)

Oh, wait, last time I tried to enter the US, Homeland Security stopped me, and sent me over to the suspected terrorist lane. I did get in, but not until after a thorough investigation into the radioactive emissions from by vehicle (actually, from me--dye from a recent medical test). I wonder if they have a file on me. Armed agents approached the vehicle from both sides. I handed them my US passport, but was still put through the wringer. :angry:

Or maybe next time I will just breeze through like hundreds of times before. :blink:

I have read quickly to date, but may have missed things. Patti, your plumbing seems to be jinxed; either that or you plumber is on a roll.

Glitter and sparkles there--OMG. :D

~alex~ Explorer
Ahhhhh, gardening!......

Yay, I can't wait to plant my Morning Glories! I also have a very nice pink Mandevilla that spent the winter in my dad's basement and I'm hoping I will be able to get it to bloom again this summer.

Bev . . . I hope you had some good memories too on your sad day. :)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judy,

I did! Couldn't resist. :lol: Maybe I can get outside for awhile tomorrow. Probably just what I need to snap myself out of this funk I'm in.

That's all it is, is a funk. It's been raining for a week solid. We needed it, BADLY, but too many rainy days, and I really start to get down. I can't help it. It cleared up this evening though...

Sara

Man I hear ya........I've been in SUCH A FUNK FOR A WEEK WITH THE GLOOMY WEATHER.

Between this thread and the gardening one............I spending so much time one here.

now I'm looking for a dog..................I'M PURE NUTS :ph34r:

Open Original Shared Link

SUCH a sweet little dog ............if they got the stupid bow off the top of her head........geezz :ph34r:

oh no...........just came on to post this and man.............a page behind.

soory to all who have snow...see there are alot of you guys

will catch up with you all soon.

.................here's to melting snow.

Judy

elye Community Regular
July 4th in Times Square. Hmm. What an interesting idea. You do know that the Fourth is my birthday, don't you. What a party we would have. :)

Peter!!! What a party we MUST have!! Will they let me bring absinthe across the border?

Mygawd.....radioactive emissions leaking from your body....no surprise that they don't kid around when something like that hits their radar.....

elye Community Regular
now I'm looking for a dog..................I'M PURE NUTS :ph34r:

Open Original Shared Link

Judy!! DO IT!! :D:)

jerseyangel Proficient

I definately see a party shaping up for the fourth!!! (Mark's birthday is the 7th--so many similarities among all of us). We would probably be able to come up--it's only about 2 hours at the most from here. How fun :D

Judy--maybe getting a puppy!!! :) She is so cute!

Susie!!! Glad you pooped in! :D

We BBQ all year long--even in the winter. Of course it helps we get very little snow. ;)

Peter's emissions :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor

This is who I want-- www.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=10269227

You guys suck, I'd never heard of this website! :rolleyes::P

tom Contributor

So here I am angry about having to go get MORE cigarettes. Not angry at myself. Maybe angry at them, interrupting the near-nothing I was doing.

Another step towards being ready to be a <gasp> non-smoker.

We will not be heading up to the Yukon this summer, much to MIL's chagrin. So Ptaum, I will not be walking along, or below, or around, Murphy Ridge....not this summer. :)

Should we plan on 2010? Maybe aught-nine . ..

Instead, we are heading to NEW YORK CITY! This is a place I have dreamed of exploring all my life. Dunno how many days we're talking, but if we can allow ten days or so, we want to head to Washington and probably Philadelphia, as well.

NOW--I can surely arrange to meet up with a couple of Sillies...This will likely be the first week of July. Why don't we all meet on July 4th in Times Square? :):)

WHOA!!!!! I wanna go!!!!

<you guys sure live far>

Um, Erica.....Strange things have been known to unfold in the daily goings-on of Sillyville. Have you ever considered the possibility that one, or both, of your parents could very well be a resident here, bantering silliness back and forth with the best of us? Is Janet really a young mother away on holiday, or YOUR dad, pulling back from the thread to avoid your suspicion?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

. .. . but it IS gloriously sunny so I took Ding Ding (Angus's new nickname) for a walk. Saw the first red cardinal of the spring!

I remember as a kid all the talk being 1st robin, but the cardinals were the coolest!

:lol: :lol: glitter & sparkles!!! :lol: :lol:

<Patti said atwitter>

My last conversation with Devil child went something like this......

This lead-in sentence cracks me up.

Does my generic antibiotic contain gluten? not sure......bah........

I think I'd be too scared of unverifiable generics to take any. :ph34r:

I take full custody and am primary caregiver of Kissey starting on Saturday. :lol: Will be better then.

hehe :) yes .... .hey!!! NO! .. ..that can be read as no expected improvement for 3 days!!!!!

Let's go w/ "will be better BY then" & then betterER then. :lol::wacko:

. . .. Armed agents approached the vehicle from both sides.

:ph34r:

Glitter and sparkles there--OMG. :D

Sounds festive, doesn't it? <_<:lol:

Erica94 Rookie
well.... I, for one, have teeth..... :unsure:

:lol::D

OMG.... :lol::lol:

Just emailed to me......

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the

week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's

office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at

9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to school, and it was

already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes,

so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene

when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to

make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas,

wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself

a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,

hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called

in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the

table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I

was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made

an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'

I didn't respond...

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day was normal ... Some shopping, cleaning, cooking,

etc. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called

out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?' I told her to

get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink....it had

all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it".

omg ... that is hilarious :lol: :lol:

In my pre-celiac days I loved Olive Garden. One day after some Christmas Shopping, my father and I went to Olive Garden together. It is 30 minutes from where my family lives. SO on the way home I got the usual cramps and such. When we got home we discovered we were locked out and the spare key was in the house....and I was bursting. I had to climb up the roof and in through a 2nd floor window and down to open the door for my dad and then back to the loo.....it was horrible. I was surprised I did not have an accident from that.

Embarrassed by always being sick, my dad thought I had to pee....so he said I could always go in the garage and go over the drain...I finally broke down and told him why that was not an option....could you imagine! :(

wowwww... poooor poor amanda...

Jestgar has teef!!!! (who knew????.....only ever see her eyes ;) )

Mummy has fallen out of love with her youngest son :ph34r::rolleyes::lol:

Gaaawd save me from teenagers (no offence Erica :) ...I'm sure you're a good girl and DON'T 'smart mouth' your parents!!)

''Mum!...I fell in the lake over the park....I've ruined my trainers....erm AND my mobile (cell) got wet and don't [sic] work no more''

*Deep breath*

''OK,..... well leave it for a couple of days and it might work''

''Wot?? - err so you ain't gonna buy me a new one''

''Err - NO!!!!!''

''But I need a phone ...that's SO unfair.........it weren't my FAULT!!!!!!'' (pitch getting higher & louder)

<Small lecture by Mummy about 'looking after' your own belongings falling on deaf ears as he SLAMS out the house>

Help meeeeee.....am tired of the rows .......somebody MAKE him GROW UP!!!!!!!!!! PLLEEEEASE!!!

i know!!! but it's a cool picture... very... ahhh... queenly? even god-like oops goddess-like 0=)

*gasp* HOW COULD YOU!!!?!!!

eeerrrrm... welllll... okayyy... if you sayy so... don't ask my parents about that

oohh... unsurprisingly familiar-sounding... except with varying lost items ;)

eehhhh... and door-slamming :rolleyes:

hehe... you're on your own there... however, from personal experience, i kinda doubt that's gonna happen until he's.... ehhh... 17-18 would be my guess :blink::wacko:

Hallo Sillies- Well, to cheer myself up, I offered to foster Open Original Shared Link How cute is she? :wub: Angus will be smitten immediately- he's a ladies man. If you've got 4 legs and a bark- he's yours.

omg she is GORGEOUS!!!

more continued... so many quotes and smileys!!! :D:P

Erica94 Rookie
DD wants to do her school volunteer hours at the Humane Society, and that could spell trouble for me. I shall be coming home from each session with a pup.... <_<:rolleyes:

ooooh the humane society :D that could be fun.... O.O

hehe sounds like what my dad will say when i suggest it

I have been in a ...........vortex of anxiety...... :unsure: and trying to work that out. Does my generic antibiotic contain gluten? not sure......bah........feeling so nutty lately. :( more on that later.

I take full custody and am primary caregiver of Kissey starting on Saturday. :lol: Will be better then.

awww... poor susie... :wub:

and who's kissey??

Iknow on the silly thread what you guys will be sending seeds of.......... :ph34r: let's just HAPPY SEEDS. :lol:

:o :o :lol:

....Not till all our snow has melted..........

.................here's to melting snow.

NOOOOO!!! NO MELTING SNOW!!! I WANT SNOW!!! SEND IT ALL TO ME!!! :lol:

gaahh... so... not fun here... it's not cold enough for snow, but it's not warm enough to wear ALL MY CUTE LITTLE SUNDRESSES!!! I REALLY WANNA WEAR THEM!!! :angry:

NO MORE CUTE LITTLE DOGGIES!!!! I SHALL WANT THEM ALL!!! :lol:

hi susie and peter!!! i'm back!! :D

Another step towards being ready to be a <gasp> non-smoker.

YAY FOR PTAUM!!! :D

O.O emily are YOU one of my parents??!!! naahhhh...

1. you've been on the site too long

2. i don't think they would have said they lived in canada

3. you are 300000000 times weirder than they could ever be

quick!! what's .... what was the name of our first dog?? :huh:

NO NO NO NO!!! MUST DO 4TH OF JULY IN D.C.!!!! SOOOOOO MUCH CLOSER TO ME! XDD :lol:

PLEASE??????????????????

wow i'm a baaad copycat...

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies! Where is everyone! No posts since last night....you guys are falling behind!!!

elye Community Regular

Morning, All!

DH's 47th birthday today....yes, he is that much older than I...... <_<:rolleyes:

Going to Red Lobster for dinner, with a gluten-free cake in tow.

We give each other, honestly, THE most romantic gifts. After a great deal of soul searching and pondering, I went to the Empire of Romance, Home Depot, and bought him a beautiful set of wrenches. They simply scream out I love you. Then, not assuaged in my need to express my pounding desire, I headed to Chapters and bought him a big atlas of the world.

I'm tellin' ya, I'd make yer heart go dancing...... :rolleyes::lol::lol:

Nikki! Is DS's phone working? I've dropped mine in the toilet (didn't have the hovering form correct, I suspect), and after taking the battery out and leaving it unassembled for a day to dry out, it was fine. HEINOUS teenagers!!

Ptaum--yes, we'll say summer '09. :)

TOO MANY SAD PUPPIES LAST NIGHT! Must stay off those websites......

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