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Darn210 Enthusiast
I'm having trouble remembering how that started . ..was it pre-phaerie?

Was it the phaerie or the phart-charting that set off the ph-ing?

Happy Phather's Day to all pertinent Phather's.


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jerseyangel Proficient
Gnu Mexico?

I know this has ben previously laughed at, but :lol::lol::lol:

Gnu Mexico :lol:

Yep . . . there she goes . . . did anybody keep track of how long Emily lasted before she had to ask llamalady an anal gland question?? You know, next time we have someone join our thread, we should start a pool.

Gawd, so true :lol:

Ya'll are cracking moi up !! :lol:

Souczie, I just loved your explanation of all things "ph" and other nuances that are unique unto us Sillies :D Kinda brought a lump to my throat :rolleyes::P;)

Somebody stop me :o !!!! I just blew my Edna royally (sorry Em :lol: )....I just ate about a half tube of Stax and several handfuls of Enjoy Life chips B)

God, it was good! :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OH!! Evil heinousities!!!

I have spent all evening downloading Norton anti-virus - hateful thing <_<

Now, Nicola is an a$$ cracker?????

Oh my!!

Did we establish what an a$$ cracker is???....is it actually akin to cracking the whip ??? :unsure: .....forcing long suffering husbands to do.....err stuff??? :unsure:

If so, I accept the title bestowed upon me ;):wacko:

Souczie, I just loved your explanation of all things "ph" and other nuances that are unique unto us Sillies :D Kinda brought a lump to my throat :rolleyes::P;)

Yeah - it woz good :lol:

Somebody stop me :o !!!! I just blew my Edna royally (sorry Em :lol: )....I just ate about a half tube of Stax and several handfuls of Enjoy Life chips

God, it was good! :P

:lol::lol:

Looks like a minor glitch to me Patteigh

Now - how about pizza, fried (yes FRIED!!! :ph34r: ) bacon and eggs AND several gallons of cider everyday whilst on ma Scottish jaunt (not necessarily in that order)

...and much,MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<_< ...just wondering how much weight I can lose before Tuesday's 'weigh-in' :lol:

<slovenly slattern slug like behaviour of sloth-like proportions>

...OH!!! Almost phorgot...

LOVE the Alex & Ryan av.....t'is BEAUTIMOUS!!!!!!!!!! :D

Gnu mexico :lol:

Bravo Ptaughmass!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Somebody stop me :o !!!! I just blew my Edna royally (sorry Em :lol: )....I just ate about a half tube of Stax and several handfuls of Enjoy Life chips B)

God, it was good! :P

Two weeks ago I scarfed down an entire box of rice chex. And to avoid sweetening them with sugar, I topped off the bowls with coco pebbles :ph34r: :ph34r:

And yes, it was SOOOoooooo good :P

:D

jerseyangel Proficient
OH!! Evil heinousities!!!

I have spent all evening downloading Norton anti-virus - hateful thing <_<

OMGawd....I have done that....evil heinousity indeed! :angry: Why does it have to be so hard and freakin time consuming? :blink:

M-m-m-m....fried bacon and eggs...(drool..)

Two weeks ago I scarfed down an entire box of rice chex. And to avoid sweetening them with sugar, I topped off the bowls with coco pebbles :ph34r: :ph34r:

Now there's a goil after me own heart! :D

Green12 Enthusiast
Somebody stop me :o !!!! I just blew my Edna royally (sorry Em :lol: )....I just ate about a half tube of Stax and several handfuls of Enjoy Life chips B)

God, it was good! :P

It's ok Patti, you can just get back on the Edna wagon (paddy wagon :lol: ).

At least you enjoyed it!

Now, Nicola is an a$$ cracker?????

Oh my!!

Did we establish what an a$$ cracker is???....

I feel that in Sillyville, as in Rachelville, words can mean whatever we want them to mean, and YES someone who cracks the whip, forcing long suffering husbands to do stuff, sounds like a$$ cracking to me :lol:

Two weeks ago I scarfed down an entire box of rice chex. And to avoid sweetening them with sugar, I topped off the bowls with coco pebbles :ph34r: :ph34r:

And yes, it was SOOOoooooo good :P

:D

:lol:

Well of course it wouldn't have been the same without the coco pebbles, they added that extra sumfin sumfin :D

:lol: Tom, Gnu Mexico.

tom Contributor
Well, I knew about the bad skies in SJ from my friend who lives there...........Tom, do you subscribe to that silly Willow Glen e-b!tch chat thingy? I'll have to find out about it for you......she forwards me occasional rants on that.

Knew WG had a couple sites but don't know much more. Not living there anymore of course.

But hey .. ...you've been talking w/ her again????!! :o

Good to hear. :)

And to think I've been getting a twinge of sadness when I drive by her street. :angry:

Hmmm haven't been to WG much for a while ... ..

Lemme know what the url is.

. . . did anybody keep track of how long Emily lasted before she had to ask llamalady an anal gland question?? You know, next time we have someone join our thread, we should start a pool.

:huh: you mean you weren't in the pool THIS time??? I had 6:12pm EST, but somehow Emily won :(

Now, Nicola is an a$$ cracker?????

Oh my!!

No no noooooooooooooo

<NO!>

Did we establish what an a$$ cracker is???....is it actually akin to cracking the whip ???

I'm sticking w/ the original contextually-implied definition from the source (Jin) where it's a combo of a$$hole & cracker, in the suthu'n ignorant bumpkin sense.

Two weeks ago I scarfed down an entire box of rice chex. And to avoid sweetening them with sugar, I topped off the bowls with coco pebbles :ph34r: :ph34r:

OMG! Sugar's already the 1st non-rice ingred IN rice chex!!!!! (As I sit here eating my brown rice puffs which HAVE no 2nd ingredient!)


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Gnu Mexico

:lol:

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:lol:

Happy father's day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wish The Ripper luck for me! :D

Me to!

We then took the kids to Piccadilly Circus, whilst there we saw the actor Bill Nighy doing a bit of shopping (He's in 'Love Actually')

Positively starstruck.

That's SO cool!!!!!!!! I like him!

The Singing Dingo- I thought Angus was going to join in!

Sounds like a fun day, Alex!

I just love your new wedding pic--it's so nice to "put faces" to you and Ryan :D

It really is GORGEOUS!!!!!

<_< Oh, I know all of this already. Tell Yon Ripper that to FULLY experience the joys of the demon weed, one must contract it, be highly susceptible to it, and then suffer its burning, exploding, itching-like-the-devil, PAINFUL, swolt-up KNIVES ON ONE'S SKIN, lingering-for-weeks-or-months oozing blisters and purple-welted diabolitry to fully appreciate its joys........ :angry::angry:

Demon weed? Hmmmm :P :P

Most excellent- diabolitry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep . . . there she goes . . . did anybody keep track of how long Emily lasted before she had to ask llamalady an anal gland question?? You know, next time we have someone join our thread, we should start a pool.

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hello Sillies!

A very busy weekend, I had lots of laundry to do, now making dinner, chicken scampi. Landen is rolling around the kitchen in his walker, a new mode of transportation for him :)

Quick Poop in.....I am running again, like a phart in the wind....gone before you know it ;) John said it the other day. I knew you sillies would like it.

Jestgar Rising Star
OMG! Sugar's already the 1st non-rice ingred IN rice chex!!!!! (As I sit here eating my brown rice puffs which HAVE no 2nd ingredient!)

.........................don't read beyond the gluten free part.................................

jerseyangel Proficient
I am running again, like a phart in the wind....gone before you know it ;) John said it the other day. I knew you sillies would like it.

:lol: Mark always says--"Like a fart in a skillet". :P

Men :lol:

dollamasgetceliac? Explorer

but are they gluten free?

the location of llama lland will be revealed soon...

hang tight sillies!

what is with you people and anal glands???

do llamas get mood swings?

:lol::angry::(:lol::angry::(:lol::angry::(

elye Community Regular
OMG - she DID say it...............so we'll have to ask LlamaLady if she has ever seen her llamas (or her husband, even) scooting their butts across her carpet............... *snort*

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

... :lol::lol::lol:

..... :lol::lol:

........ :lol:

(A classic Chortangle).....

Yes, across the carpet...or, being llamas, across the pasture.

Mygawd, you mean there may be someone ELSE'S husband who scoots along the living room rug?!

Now, you may all get into the pool on when I shall next bring up glandular matters, but I would really like to see you all bet on why I bring it up....like I do....and when I do.....

:huh::lol:

I dunno what in hell I'm talking about.... . .. ... :lol:

Did anybody get into a pool on where my next big bruise would show up? How about what shape it's taking? Brace yerselves, gang....there's a new, big one... . ...Michael Jackson be damned..... ..... ...this one is. . ... . .vivid. :blink:

Tel is so totally crack-whipped

:lol:

Amanda said fart in the wind! :lol: the best kind, really... .. ..

Fart in a SKILLET! Better still!

My best friend as a very young kid (and we still remain close buddies) had a hilarious father who used to watch the two of us mucking around out in the sandbox or on the swings, and he'd say, "Look at the two of them. Fart in a Mitt (me) and Fart in the Rain Barrel".....

:lol: (That must be close to my emotiquota - - better get off).... .. .

elye Community Regular
what is with you people and anal glands???

Ah, Llamalady....apparently it's only me........

;)

I guess the idea is not to ask.....just get in on the next pool......

jerseyangel Proficient
Brace yerselves, gang....there's a new, big one... . ...Michael Jackson be damned..... ..... ...this one is. . ... . .vivid. :blink:

Do tell! :D

"Chortangle" :lol:

dollamasgetceliac? Explorer

the location of llama land is here! :lol:

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm20/ko...lamalandmap.webp

unfortunatly real estate is no longer available here. I have my own wifi network to i can post to the celiac forum. and don't tell the other llamas that fuzzy is my favorite! :lol:

ps the store says "gluten phree!" :P

and im not so sure about the anal glands :rolleyes:

pps, i don't use carpeting :)

cunningham muffins are yummy!

try all their exitng new flavors!

Darn210 Enthusiast
(As I sit here eating my brown rice puffs which HAVE no 2nd ingredient!)

:lol::lol: - Probably not nice . . . but this made me giggle . . . GHTAUGHMN!!!!! Surely you can do better than puffed rice!!! I bought some of this to try early in the gluten-free program, couldn't take it . . . then instead of throwing it out (if you recall, I'm a cheaparse) I tried to pulverize it in a food processor and use it in a meatloaf . . . it totally absorbed all available moisture . . . even slathered in ketchup, it was dry. I would rather just eat plain cooked rice than the puffed rice!!! . . . makes nice packing material though and considerably cheaper than bubblewrap.

So LlamaLady lives 10 mile NE of Gnu Mexico . . . I believe that puts her in Colorado somewhere??? Julie, isn't that your neck of the woods?? Look around. See any Llamas or LlamaLadies around?

I shall have to go dig out the alpaca av from Christmas in honoUr of our newest member . . . tis the closest I can get to a llamAv . . . although, I have grown quite fond of my Cow Bell av, so it shall return.

Darn210 Enthusiast
what is with you people and anal glands???

Ahhhhh . . . you have posted more than once on the Silly Thread . . . THAT means . . . you can no longer say "you people" . . . "you people" now becomes "us psillies". So the question now becomes:

What is with us sillies and anal glands???

To which I reply . . . Emily started it. (In my best 8-year-old, tattling on my brother voice.)

Ridgewalker Contributor

I think that "phaerie" began the PHing, but "phart" followed closely behind. ;) ;) ;) Get it? :rolleyes:

Pharting is definitely phunnier than farting. No doubt about that!

Getting ready to start my low-salt Edna tomorrow- wish me luck!

Jestgar Rising Star
I shall have to go dig out the alpaca av from Christmas in honoUr of our newest member . . . tis the closest I can get to a llamAv . . . although, I have grown quite fond of my Cow Bell av, so it shall return.

Is that your munchkin in a pack a' 'pacas?

tom Contributor

A chortangle!!!!!!!

SplennnnnDIFerous!!!!

Ummmmmmm

. . . . . . . . . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

. . . . . . . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

. . . . . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

. . . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

A Llaffollelogram?

I'll have to check out Llamaland on a pc. Print so >small< on the sidekick.

Now, you may all get into the pool on when I shall next bring up glandular matters,

<tomorrow>

Did anybody get into a pool on where my next big bruise would show up? How about what shape it's taking? Brace yerselves, gang....there's a new, big one... . ...Michael Jackson be damned..... ..... ...this one is. . ... . .vivid.

Hmmmm Hudson Bay? Che Guevara? A Chortangle overlapping Bolivia? The Stones' Lip logo? <that'd be coolest bruise

EVER!!>

jerseyangel Proficient
Getting ready to start my low-salt Edna tomorrow- wish me luck!

Good luck! The first couple days are the hardest--after that, smooth sailing! :D You'll do great ;)

<tomorrow>

By 8:30 AM, at the very latest :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Is that your munchkin in a pack a' 'pacas?

Yep . . . we were visiting my BIL in the Virginia countryside for Christmas. He suggested taking the kids to an alpaca farm close by. We thought we would just pull off to the side of the road and look at them from afar. They have a little gift shop there (selling . . . um, yea, alapaca stuff) which said it was open so we pulled in. This was on Christmas Eve afternoon. The couple who lived there were working outside and came over to talk and gave us a tour and gave the kids food to hand feed the alpacas and then invited us in for cookies (none for DD) and apple cider. Super people. We spent a couple of hours with them. The alpacas were extremely curious and if you didn't move suddenly, they would come right up to you to investigate (and look for food :P )

tom Contributor
:lol::lol: - Probably not nice . . . but this made me giggle . . . GHTAUGHMN!!!!! Surely you can do better than puffed rice!!!

pfffffft it's about a 1000x better than the puffed millet I had for almost 2yrs.

(Yes .. . .an exaggeration ... .realistically ~480x better)

Seriously I do like it. And there's basically no other choice anyway w/ everything I don't eat.

(Oh & I'm fine w/ the pharfeneugen errrr .. .sch

DingoGirl Enthusiast

oh my gaaaaaaaaawd

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

<chortangle, indeed>

just the quickest drive-by - poop-in...........

what in hell was that muphin video, Llama Lady :lol: :lol:

>blood flavoUred> :lol:

and............this map of Llama Land

:lol: :lol:

I'm starting to think LL is Skaught

:lol:

must recline in supine position now, under phan

will catch up tomorrow

am bloody hot - despite just exiting cool shower

:angry:

This LLama wackl is cracking me up :lol:

WHO IS SHE?????????????????????????

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