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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
....you've got B 1/2 boobs.

Hee Hee


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Omg! As I was reading, I thought, YES!!! AC in the bra would be heaven! BUT then, I get to the caveat. <_< There is that effect to consider. :rolleyes: Carla? What do you think? Probably overkill, huh??? :P:lol:

Tee hee- Kurt says "Oh, looks like the chicken's done" :lol: :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Tee hee- Kurt says "Oh, looks like the chicken's done" :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Brian goes with the good old, "headlights are on."

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: :lol: :lol: Brian goes with the good old, "headlights are on."

Mark--"nice headlights" :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

I love you guys :wub: :wub: :wub: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU :) It helps me to be phunny!!!!!!!!!

Uncle Ray!! :lol::lol:

Bev! You've got boobs that are half-sizes? Like my 8 1/2 feet....you've got B 1/2 boobs.

...Mine are simply half GONE...... <_<:rolleyes:

You are amazing, Bev! I admire your strength and ability to be so phunnee when so down! :):)

:lol: :lol: Ironically my left boob is a B+ while my right is an A-. My left foot is an 8 and my right is a 7 1/2! WHAT is up with that?????????????????

I think I shall make a new movie "My Left Boob" and YES- Daniel Day Lewis and both his feet will play the love interest!

jerseyangel Proficient

Boev--I'm glad it helps you to be phunny--cuz you're so good at it!!!!!! :lol:

tom Contributor

Heehee Boehv!! Way back on my 1st day in Sillyville the topic was bras, and you cracked us up w/ "and my right is a wanna-B" !! :lol:

BTW, I think it always looks so dumb in a movie when a woman sleeping is wearing a bra. No girlfriend of mine ever did & I suspect no woman anywhere would.

Highbeams hehe :rolleyes:


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Heehee Boehv!! Way back on my 1st day in Sillyville the topic was bras, and you cracked us up w/ "and my right is a wanna-B" !! :lol:

BTW, I think it always looks so dumb in a movie when a woman sleeping is wearing a bra. No girlfriend of mine ever did & I suspect no woman anywhere would.

Highbeams hehe :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: OMG- **I** said that? :lol: And even funnier, you remember it!!!!!!!!! :o:lol:

OK- here's a warning: do NOT attempt to highlight your hair when in a bad mood- I have two spots (that can be covered) in my hair that look leopard like :ph34r:

Maybe if I get a boob job they'll only charge me half-price to enlarge the right one :D

Mtndog Collaborator

And Ptaughm- in case you have: Open Original Shared Link

Gonna go nap my weary head (with a cross-dressing bra image stuck in it- I shall report any and all bizarre nap dreams when I awake!)

tom Contributor

And what about when weather is described as nippy??

I've been pondering......

Why are there not Briefs Consultants? Perhaps the vast majority of men are walking about with ill-fitting underwear, and should have access to professional fitting opportunities. Males could be measured, assessed....... . ..

Dunno what kind of market there'd be.......

Guess it would depend on what the consultants look like...... <_<:lol:

It? The market or the measurement? :D

<methinks Em wants another part-time job> ;):P ;p

Yes! And Williams is through......I always confuse them.....is this Venus or Serena?

Venus "struggled" today - so through meant 'to the next round'? At first I thought it meant done.

Mtndog Collaborator
And Ptaughm- in case you have: <a href="Open Original Shared Link Advertisement/dp/B000MPQASY/ref=nosim/?tag=topused12-20&amp;creative=380333&amp;creativeASIN=B000MPQASY&amp;linkCode=asn" target="external ugc nofollow">Bra Envy</a>

Gonna go nap my weary head (with a cross-dressing bra image stuck in it- I shall report any and all bizarre nap dreams when I awake!)

Can't get Bra Envy link to work- can you see it Ptaughm?

jerseyangel Proficient
Can't get Bra Envy link to work- can you see it Ptaughm?

I got an eror page.....

"Wanna-B" :lol:

tom Contributor
Can't get Bra Envy link to work- can you see it Ptaughm?

LOL nope :lol:

Wondered what you were up to w/ that .. ...

nikki-uk Enthusiast

GAHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!!!! :lol: Uncle Ray!!!!

Bev's getting her psilly on!!! (good goil)

Amanda's flying to FL !!! :D

Thanks everyone for your well wishes When I get angioedema in my throat and mouth and such it's an anaphylactic type allergic reaction, if that helps you not have to google

:( Things settling down now??

BTW, I was NOT wearing the wrong size. :lol:

OMG!!...Me neither <_< .....thought she might say I need a 'C' cup ....but alas :lol:

I'm no Bible Thumper, (apologize in advance for any offense, again)

Nicola the Brit finds this amusing .....we don't have too many of them in these parts :lol:

Carla got me to thinkin', and I just sent Brian a few frisky IMs at work... I think he may actually get home at a decent time tonight. Which means I may actually get some help with dinner and Pod Children wrangling!

<got me to thinkin'.....*giggle*>

Careful Sarah!!!

Proceed with caution!!.........don't write cheques checks you can't cash!! :lol:

Tee hee- Kurt says "Oh, looks like the chicken's done" :lol:

:lol: Brian goes with the good old, "headlights are on."

Mark--"nice headlights" :lol:

Terry - ''can I hang my coat on them??'' :lol:

I love you guys :wub: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU :) It helps me to be phunny!!!!!!!!!

Love you tooo Bevvy - poo :wub:

I think I shall make a new movie "My Left Boob" and YES- Daniel Day Lewis and both his feet will play the love interest!

*snort*

Bevvy makes me larph :lol:

Must catch up on the highlights of Wimbledon....Tel and I jostling for the TV......

In case you didn't know the EURO 2008 cup is also on at the mo (remember ''football''...a game followed by THE WHOLE WORLD.........wait :unsure: .....except Northern America :blink:;):lol: )

tom Contributor
Must catch up on the highlights of Wimbledon....Tel and I jostling for the TV......

I had an AHA! the other day seeing Hal as a nickname for Harry!!

Bah! Roddick just lost. :(

In case you didn't know the EURO 2008 cup is also on at the mo (remember ''football''...a game followed by THE WHOLE WORLD.........wait :unsure: .....except Northern America :blink:;):lol: )

Hope you're not implying that Brazilians etc are following the EURO cup!!

I do see highlights every day. :)

Some great goals. Just can't take watching 90min for a few great moments. (I also can't take watching baseball on tv btw)

Hey :unsure:

Where the heck's Dingy?

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PSEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Hope you're not implying that Brazilians etc are following the EURO cup!!

I do see highlights every day. :)

Some great goals. Just can't take watching 90min for a few great moments. (I also can't take watching baseball on tv btw)

Well there's the thing Ptaumn :blink: ......Russia and Turkey and other equally strange places are in the cup....since when were they European countries??? :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Must catch up on the highlights of Wimbledon....Tel and I jostling for the TV......

Too many "headlights" references . . . thought you were trying to catch up on the headlights of Wimbledon . . . :huh::lol::lol:

~alex~ Explorer

Wow, multiple pages of bra and boob talk. I'm very unaccustomed to this in my male dominated world. It would be funny to see my dad, grandpa, and brother shift uncomfortably in their seats if I brought up bra fittings the next time I had them over for supper! :lol:

I must comment on comparing a bra fitting to an endoscopy or (Gawd) a colonoscopy!! :o The fitting is nothing--a mere walk in the park compared to those.....and as Sarah pointed out, you get to go shopping after (or before, if you want).....we all know what happens before a colonoscopy :o:lol:

Yes, it should be a walk in the park compared to the endoscopy + colonscopy! No being stuck in the bathroom from the prep and puking up the yucky stuff once your body decides it will take no more liquid. And no one telling you you can never eat gluten again when it's all said and done. It's sounding easier all the time!

Jestgar Rising Star
Too many "headlights" references . . . thought you were trying to catch up on the headlights of Wimbledon . . . :huh::lol::lol:

Same thing I saw :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
:lol::lol: Ironically my left boob is a B+ while my right is an A-. My left foot is an 8 and my right is a 7 1/2! WHAT is up with that?????????????????

Well, Bev, you seem all evened up....... :lol:

I think I shall make a new movie "My Left Boob"

Was it Susie's left boob that she smashed on her coffee table? She could certainly have a cameo in this flick..... :rolleyes:

BTW, I think it always looks so dumb in a movie when a woman sleeping is wearing a bra. No girlfriend of mine ever did & I suspect no woman anywhere would.

Well, mine certainly look better in a bra.......perhaps I should be going to bed with me bra on, for DH's sake..... <_< Must ask him his position on this......

And what about when weather is described as nippy??

I'm certain that it is a reference to this...bodily response...(!)

<methinks Em wants another part-time job> ;):P ;p

:lol::lol: I must say, it would be an interesting entry on one's curriculum vitae......

....But no, I deal with enough dangling participles in my current job, thanks!

In case you didn't know the EURO 2008 cup is also on at the mo (remember ''football''...a game followed by THE WHOLE WORLD.........wait :unsure: .....except Northern America )

BIG IN CANADA! I was really rooting for Croatia. Now, I careth not....but I loves me a good soccah match..... :):)

Too many "headlights" references . . . thought you were trying to catch up on the headlights of Wimbledon . . . :huh::lol::lol:

Too warm in that part of the UK for much of this to be happening...... :lol:

Yes, it should be a walk in the park com pared to the endoscopy + colonscopy! No being stuck in the bathroom from the prep and puking up the yucky stuff once your body decides it will take no more liquid. And no one telling you you can never eat gluten again when it's all said and done. It's sounding easier all the time!

Well, actually.............Have you ever had a bra consultation at Sears?

:o:lol:

elye Community Regular

.....So it's Spain vs Germany!!

....Don't careth much..... .. ..think I'll root fer Spain. They have a much prettier flag...... .. :rolleyes::rolleyes:<_<

Mtndog Collaborator

Ok: I'll try again. For men jealous of our boobage:

Open Original Shared Link

Lucky, as I napped, I dreamt of Ireland, not man boobs!!!!!!!!!!

tom Contributor
Ok: I'll try again. For men jealous of our boobage:

Open Original Shared Link

D'oh!

And I had THE strangest dream last night concerning how very very difficult it was for my mom to quit smoking.

She was never a smoker!!!

tom Contributor
Well there's the thing Ptaumn :blink: ......Russia and Turkey and other equally strange places are in the cup....since when were they European countries??? :unsure:

:unsure::unsure:

Since reading this, I bumped into Isaac Asimov's Super Quiz in the paper.

Category: European Geography

Question 8 - excluding Russia, what country is largest in area?

So where the hell DOES Europe end????

Green12 Enthusiast
Too many "headlights" references . . . thought you were trying to catch up on the headlights of Wimbledon . . . :huh::lol::lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Hi Bevvy poo!!! Yes, I need sillies too, lots and lots of sillies....so good for the soul and makes things better!

Nikki, yes things have clamed down. So far so good :)

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