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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
I'm not sure what you add to the water, but you tilt your head to the side just right, pour it into your nostril, and it will drain out thru the other nostril.

Whoa! This is horror movie stuff...... . . . . ....

Did Linda Blair not indulge us in this?? :lol:

Tom........has the answer for you.......blow them little 'funnies' out ur nose............ :lol:

This has become quite the mystery....Where in hell is Ptaoughmghmn's Silly?? Not up Patti's bum, nor wedged in her head......up her nose?

I think perhaps it is hidden within Nikerler's gargantuan inbox.........

Gad!! I do hope it wasn't in Jess's uterus..... . . . gone forever!!...... . . .. :unsure::rolleyes:


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Darn210 Enthusiast
This has become quite the mystery....Where in hell is Ptaoughmghmn's Silly?? Not up Patti's bum, nor wedged in her head......up her nose?

I think perhaps it is hidden within Nikerler's gargantuan inbox.........

Gad!! I do hope it wasn't in Jess's uterus..... . . . gone forever!!...... . . .. :unsure::rolleyes:

. . . or perhaps it's going around the baggage carasousel at Gatwick Airport!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
. . . or perhaps it's going around the baggage carasousel at Gatwick Airport!!

:lol: (thank you Ghia-knitt ;) )

..or

the carOUsel going round and round and round.....lonely...sad :( ..... a deserted baggage claim area....Ptaum's phunny the ONLY item left.........desperate to find it's Ptaughmus.....

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nikerler's gargantuan inbox.........

:ph34r: Don't believe the stories you hear.... they are ALL LIES!!!!!!!!!

happygirl Collaborator

Nikki, Welcome back! J, Welcome home and I hope your recovery continues to go smoothly.

Today is my 4 year gluten-free 'anniversary.' :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Today is my 4 year gluten-free 'anniversary.' :D

Congrats Laura . . . shut Edna in a closet and go celebrate!!

curlyfries Contributor
yep curly Cwips...........for sure.

me wants more of them jems. ;)

Must go forward.........but who knows what will show up in the future ;)


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...and now, ...I must endure temperatues of 64 degrees F ---- AFTER living in temps of 110 degrees F for 2 weeks :blink:

T'is most disagreeable....infact...to keep me body temp up (AND ward off the hypothermia) I have downed 4 glasses of cider :lol:

:blink:

OMG - TRADE YA!!!!!!!! :angry: We are ENDURING 100-degree PLUS F temps for over 90 days now...105 this past week.......are you saying you actually enjoy this??????????? what in hell? I can't tell you how much I miss the 65-degree cloudy, foggy coastal weather of MOntery.....was happy with these conditions every single day.........I HATE THE HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

NIk - did you phind yer phunny on the carouSOUsel?????????? :lol:

SO glad yer back! Dont' EVER leave us that long, again, do you hear? :P

OMG - Jess - I had the story all wrong. It was LYLE curled up in yer bed......THAT's the one that was so cute :wub:

Pharting now, Jess?

the carOUsel going round and round and round.....lonely...sad :( ..... a deserted baggage claim area....Ptaum's phunny the ONLY item left.........desperate to find it's Ptaughmus.....

:lol: Yes, he's got to get his psilly back soon...................

Laura! Happy four-year anniversary! :)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
This has become quite the mystery....Where in hell is Ptaoughmghmn's Silly?? Not up Patti's bum, nor wedged in her head......up her nose?

I think perhaps it is hidden within Nikerler's gargantuan inbox.........

Gad!! I do hope it wasn't in Jess's uterus..... . . . gone forever!!...... . . .. :unsure::rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

. . . or perhaps it's going around the baggage carasousel at Gatwick Airport!!

:lol::lol: It could be anywhere?????????? no words now needed.

Tom needs to ck in and tell us where it is ;)

Nikki, Welcome back! J, Welcome home and I hope your recovery continues to go smoothly.

Today is my 4 year gluten-free 'anniversary.' :D

Congrats...........4 years and look how great you look

You sure can be our poster child for ............ 'lookn' for the answers to get well ---till it almost kills ya to get healthy!'

thrilled to see this and you photo

curlyfries Contributor

BTW Janet.......been meaning to mention this for a while, now.

You know that bird on your av?.........Perhaps you know but does everyone else know that it is a Tufted TITmouse?

happygirl Collaborator

Thanks ladies -- this is probably the best I've felt since pre-diagnosis. So thankful for being diagnosed and finding this great (albeit silly!) resource :)

Mtndog Collaborator

OMgawd- look at the gorgeous poster above- Laura, you look so healthy happy and gluten free!!!!!!!!! ;) I'm SO happy!!!!!!!

I am 8 pages behind which is exactly 120 posts that I'm too tired to read. YAWN- did i miss anything? May I have a Psilly Psummation por favor?

Nikkeigh's back and mad at us :ph34r: :ph34r: :lol: Nikki- I swear- I sent out an email titled "Nikki's inbox" cause i KNEW you were gonna get slammed. We sorry!

So as some of you know, NY was a waste. Three nurses cancelled on my doctor so I had an appt but no PICC line. I'll have it put in up here this week. I was PISSED but the receptionist got the call at 4:45 and called back the other two nurses and neither one could make it. UGH. I did have an adventure of sorts. Saw shoplifters getting hauled out of Bloomindale's and ten minutes later an Escalade pulled up and whisked Shakira off. This is Shakira but she pretty much looked like a normal girl.

I am tired. POOPED!!!!! But we have had beautiful weather for the past four days.

Emily- this will crack you up. Kurt and i went out to a beach/wildlife refuge today. Our friends were having a party on the beach and it was crazy with swallows and there were signs to watch for swallows crossing the road as they migrate. We got down on the beach and our friends had made a flag that said "Southern Ontario Swallow Appreciation Society" (SOSA) to try to hide the fact they were doing mojito jello shots from the park rangers :lol: :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Must go forward.........but who knows what will show up in the future ;)

yep your right.....but was fun going down memory lane.

forward we go

who knows what the future holds for us in our sillyville ;)

elye Community Regular
Pharting now, Jess?

It sounds like Patti and Jess are both dutifully pharting.....

This is the greatest news in Sillyville.......... . . . . :rolleyes::lol:

Happy Anniversary, Laura!! Something to truly celebrate. :):)

And it's true, you are such a perfect poster girl for the healthy management of this illness.......

Hell, fer anything! ;):)

psawyer Proficient
Today is my 4 year gluten-free 'anniversary.' :D

Congratulations, Laura, on the occasion.

elye Community Regular
We got down on the beach and our friends had made a flag that said "Southern Ontario Swallow Appreciation Society" (SOSA) to try to hide the fact they were doing mojito jello shots from the park rangers

:lol::lol:

Sounds like sumfin' we'd be doin' up here....... . . ... . . .... :rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor
I am 8 pages behind which is exactly 120 posts that I'm too tired to read. YAWN- did i miss anything? May I have a Psilly Psummation por favor?

Already done!........Jump over to page 1259, about halfway down ;)

Ummmmmm........by the way.....there are six chapters :ph34r:

But hey...you get six, yes Psix Psilly Psummations.......condensed into two short pages!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
It kinda looks like a little squat tea pot. I'm not sure what you add to the water, but you tilt your head to the side just right, pour it into your nostril, and it will drain out thru the other nostril. Supposed to really clear it out! ;)

You add a 1/4 tsp. of sea salt to a cup of warm water--it works wonders ;)

Patti.......did the neti pot help?

Yep--going to do it again before bed. :)

(their new native American name shall be 'Sh*ts like a fire hydrant)

:o Ack!!

Today is my 4 year gluten-free 'anniversary.' :D

Congratulations Laura :D Feeling and looking mahvelous B)

Perhaps you know but does everyone else know that it is a Tufted TITmouse?

Hee :P

It sounds like Patti and Jess are both dutifully pharting.....

This is the greatest news in Sillyville.......... . . . . :rolleyes::lol:

And just what does this say about Sillyville :lol:

Congratulations, Laura, on the occasion.

PeOter!!! Where is hell have ya been?? :huh:

elye Community Regular
PeOter!!! Where is hell have ya been?? :huh:

Yes, PeOter! How are you and Jacquie faring at the store?

Mtndog Collaborator
Already done!........Jump over to page 1259, about halfway down ;)

Ummmmmm........by the way.....there are six chapters :ph34r:

Fabuloso!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, I am a know what a tufted titmouse is!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Uncle ray drive by:

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you remarry?

HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'

WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'

HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

HUSBAND: 'Sure. It's a great house.'

WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

HUSBAND: 'Probably. It is almost new.'

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'

HUSBAND: 'No. I'm sure she'd want her own.'

WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?'

HUSBAND: 'Yes. Those are always good times.'

WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?'

HUSBAND: 'No. She's left-handed. '

WIFE: - silence -

HUSBAND: ' . . sh*%t!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
HUSBAND: 'No. She's left-handed. '

:lol: Bev :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Happy Anniversary Laura!!!!

Sillies--so phunny we looked at a house today and it was on Edna street!

Jess- how are you hun?

Susie-I eat the cobb salad phrequently at Red Robin

Hi Peter how have you been?

Another sign of Fall approaching....getting darker quicker!

saw more potential houses today, 2 we really liked.

John is watching this gross movie now and my stuffed shells are almost done...then we are going out to Sonic to get something.

Bev--nice to see you again. :)

Hi all other sillies!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Emily- this will crack you up. Kurt and i went out to a beach/wildlife refuge today. Our friends were having a party on the beach and it was crazy with swallows and there were signs to watch for swallows crossing the road as they migrate. We got down on the beach and our friends had made a flag that said "Southern Ontario Swallow Appreciation Society" (SOSA) to try to hide the fact they were doing mojito jello shots from the park rangers

:lol: Dis is phunny! Sillies - What can SOSA stand for here.......I got no silly.

Sillies On Scatalogical Alert?

Bevvy - BOO on your lack of PICC line :angry: but......that wasn't Shakira......dat was ME. :lol: Yup, traveling undercover.

Sounds like sumfin' we'd be doin' up here....... . . ... . . .... :rolleyes:

I know.....only, Em would do it standin' in a canoe and......fall INTO the drink

HUSBAND: 'No. She's left-handed. '

WIFE: - silence -

HUSBAND: ' . . sh*%t!!!!!!!!!!!!

*snort* :lol:

Sillies......I got nothin' - - - pslow psaturday here......hung out w/ Janie.....had a good cackle....Weezee smells of vanilla :wub: that should last about.........six more hours...........ate the YUMMIEST chocolates at me mum's - they are homemade in Fort Wayne - sent here by my brother......PURE EVIL....... am goign to be sick.....

got nothin else............

PETER!!!!!!!! been wondering where you are............busy at the store?

Where is Ptaum? Getting his silly surgically reinserted?

*yawn* It's official, I am a dullard.

:mellow:

elye Community Regular
Sillies--so phunny we looked at a house today and it was on Edna street!

:lol: Sounds like phate..........!

Mtndog Collaborator

It's a silly party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Oh- wanted to mention these Open Original Shared Link were all the rage in NY.

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