The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Jestgar]

ah what the heck...............enjoy my sillies

have a laugh on me and SNL

could watch it for hrs.........

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Tina Fey's pretty amazing.

BURP Judy BURP! You'll get sucked into the fan!

[jerseyangel]

ah what the heck...............enjoy my sillies

have a laugh on me and SNL

could watch it for hrs.........

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I saw this on Saturday night--phunny!

[elye]

GOOD ONE!!!!!!!! Yes, Bunnie's got it right, I think, the poor man had glutened himself and had to take quite an extended break. Next time, I'll check fer the fetid, reeking bucket (from a distance) and just nod knowingly at him......

Got a better idea, Soooozie - - next time ya see him heading reluctantly into his trailer, holding his breath and pacing about before barging through the gate, tell him you'll allow him to empty his fetid bucket into your toilet - - for three front lawn treatments.

.......so I click on things.......and then......and then I have to select other things and........then I had to play a freakin' game all of a sudden and.........invite my friends....

I'm going to ignore things now, when it prompts me to do sumfin'. So if you sent a drink or a furry pet or some karma or a green patch, thank you, 'twere all lovely.

Yes...... . . I phrequently get poked.. . .. .tickled. . ....rarely hugged or given stuffed things.

Can you grab someone?

How about biting, or taking a swing at someone?

....That's another Book.... . . . .....

but............what can it mean????????

Em will know.

Now, the novel that Janet has begun. .. . .......

Just wait for the Zulu gym member, an exchange student, to enter mysteriously into the heroine's life. He begins to scoot along her living room carpet and steal her Vaneli sandals...... ...she is at a loss, knows not where to turn - - until one evening she sits transfixed in front of her television, watching this K-Tel advertisement:

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/20...a-hot-pants.webp

This could be the answer. The answer to EVERYTHING.

[Jestgar]

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[happygirl]

BTW.......can anyone tell me how to post a link w/out showing the whole freakin address?

Peter.....

[DingoGirl]

BTW.......can anyone tell me how to post a link w/out showing the whole freakin address?

they've explained this to me many times I still don't know....has sumfin' to do with that little globe thingy and a.....hyperlink

Now, the novel that Janet has begun. .. . .......

Just wait for the Zulu gym member, an exchange student, to enter mysteriously into the heroine's life. He begins to scoot along her living room carpet and steal her Vaneli sandals...... ...she is at a loss, knows not where to turn - - until one evening she sits transfixed in front of her television, watching this K-Tel advertisement:

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/20...a-hot-pants.webp

This could be the answer. The answer to EVERYTHING.

*snort* I knew she'd know

Zuly gym member/exchange student scooting his butt :lol:

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"mmmmmm........cake frosting!!!!!!!! " :lol: Michael Phelps is so cute and giggly at the end

[psawyer]

For all of you that have been anxiously waiting, here is the answer to your questions about my balls.

Gluten Free Meatballs

The main recipe for meatballs calls for bread crumbs. We make these from Glutino Fiber Bread, but other gluten-free breads should work equally well. It is best for this purpose when it has been defrosted for at least a day, or that fresh bread is at least a day old. Tear it into pieces and then use the pulse setting on a blender or food processor until the desired consistency is achieved. Unused crumbs can be placed in a sealed container and stored in the freezer. If measuring frozen crumbs for a recipe, allow extra. We find 1 1/4 cups of frozen defrosts to about 1 cup.

Hmm, maybe this should be a secret recipe. It has eleven four different herbs and spices.

Preheat oven to 400F (200C)

15x10 inch pan, lightly greased (or use PAM)

Makes about 45-50 meatballs.

1 1/2 lbs extra lean ground beef (750g)

1 egg, lightly beaten

1 cup gluten-free bread crumbs (see above) (250 ml)

1 tbsp dried parsley flakes (15 ml)

1 tbsp dried basil (15 ml)

1 tbsp dried oregano (15 ml)

1/4 tsp ground black pepper (1 ml)

You can use fresh instead of dried herbs by doubling the measure, that is, 2 tbsp or 30 ml.

In a large bowl, gently mix together beef, egg, bread crumbs, parsley, basil, oregano and ground pepper. Shape into 1 inch balls. Place in single layer on prepared pan.

Bake in preheated oven for 20 minutes, or until no longer pink in the center.

To Freeze: Cool slightly then freeze baked meatballs on the jelly roll pan. Once frozen, remove from the pan and place in a heavy-duty freezer bag. They won't stick together. Remove as needed and add directly to sauce, or microwave until just thawed before adding to sauce.

The picture was taken while cooling after baking and before freezing.

Bon appetit.

[psawyer]

BTW.......can anyone tell me how to post a link w/out showing the whole freakin address?

Here is the syntax you need. I will include it twice, first as the actual bb code, and then again substituting braces for the brackets so you can see the structure.

Click here to see my balls!

{url=Open Original Shared Link here to see my balls!{/url}

I hope that helps. I usually paste the url from another browser window's address bar.

[elye]

Gooood Morning, Sillies!

DH is taking the day off work, and I'll be here through the afternoon- - - we have two big worker men joining us. . . . . . doin' some SERIOUS final destruction, and installation of the decking. I shall be wearing work gloves, as all intelligent workers should do whilst on a site.

I could not get the Michael Phelps diet footage. .. .....apparently, they do not stream up here to Canada. If we give up some of our softwood lumber and fresh water, they will come to the table.... .. . ....

Here is the syntax you need. I will include it twice, first as the actual bb code, and then again substituting braces for the brackets so you can see the structure.

{url=Open Original Shared Link here to see my balls!{/url}

I hope that helps. I usually paste the url from another browser window's address bar.

Oh, dear gawd..... . ...My ineptidude for this kind of thing is astonishing and amuses many. . . . . I just begin to read these brief, straightforward instructions from PeOter, and my heart is racing, my brain screaming..... . .. . . ...gaaaaaaaaahhhhh....... .. ....!!!

PeOter! I have done meatballs with ingredients exactly like this, except I've used gluten-free rolled oats in place of the bread crumbs. Also delish, and at times easier, as I always have oats handy and rarely old gluten-free bread to sacrifice... . . . ...thanks fer this recipe!

..... .. I am CERTAIN that your balls are better than mine...... .....

[JNBunnie1]

*snoooooooort* :lol:

GOOD ONE!!!!!!!! Yes, Bunnie's got it right, I think, the poor man had glutened himself and had to take quite an extended break. Next time, I'll check fer the fetid, reeking bucket (from a distance) and just nod knowingly at him......

Bunnie pro-feshunal mygawd, I do think she's been reading here for quite a while now......

PICTURE!!!!!!!! WE NEED A PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Er, sure.... A picture of what, xactly?

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning Sillies!

Another day at work...I am feeling blah!

Talk to you all later

[elye]

Er, sure.... A picture of what, xactly?

... . Perhaps a pic of....a pro-fesh-unal?. . . .......

Mygawd........ . this is craziness! We suddenly have not one, not three, but... . . . wait, I must count...... .. . . .SIX worker men in/around my house, and apparently TWO more are coming. We are having two big windows replaced, and a new garage door installed....for whatever the reason, it is ALL happening today, along with the deck reconstruction.

Things happen so suddenly. . . ....... . . .I'm all aflutter. .. . . . .. .making coffee, chatting wif these new guys.. . . ......

...Think they're trackin' in some mud.. . . . .... . . . .. .

[nikki-uk]

Morning Afternoon ALL!!!

Cocktails are yum in the morn but damn I need an afternoon nap

DH is taking the day off work, and I'll be here through the afternoon- - - we have two big worker men joining us. . . . . . doin' some SERIOUS final destruction, and installation of the decking. I shall be wearing work gloves, as all intelligent workers should do whilst on a site.

Will they be wearing kilts???......no, no , Xpect not BUT whilst looking for Gerard Butler in a kilt (for Julie you understand https://www.celiac.com/uploads/emoticons/default_rolleyes.gif alt=':rolleyes:'> ) I found Open Original Shared Link

POEter need not look ........... have we done the kilt thang before?????

<nodding yes!, but let's do it again>

[jerseyangel]

My recipe fer balls is almost identical to PeOter's. As fer the technical link instructions.....

It's rainin' big burly workmen over at Em's!!! Wif a group like that, you should have yer hot tub installed stat!!!

I've got a guy comin' over in about a half hour, meself. Our pond has been leaking and we are now noticing one of the basement walls (the one nearest the waterfall) is beginning to discoloUr. When I made the appointment last week, the man told me not to add any more water until they got there (it makes diagnosing easier).

Well, there's now about a foot of water left!! I keep an eye on the fish--they seem fine. They have a deeper grotto under the waterfall, so they're ok fer now. (I woulda added water fer them if I had to )

I hope it's a simple fix, but somephin tells me it ain't gonna be Mefinks a couple post counts are comin home to roost

[Jestgar]

I've got a guy comin' over in about a half hour, meself.

How do you ladies manage to just order up men???

[CarlaB]

Patti, just checking in to see how that tick bite is doing? How are you feeling?

[jerseyangel]

Patti, just checking in to see how that tick bite is doing? How are you feeling?

Thanks I'm feeling fine--nothing out of the ordinary. I can clearly see the bite--but nothing else had developed. (knock wood)

[CarlaB]

Thanks I'm feeling fine--nothing out of the ordinary. I can clearly see the bite--but nothing else had developed. (knock wood)

I'm concerned that you can still see the bite.

[jerseyangel]

How do you ladies manage to just order up men???

I got a couple of em....2 fer the price of one!! I woulda sent them your way, Jess, but each had on a wedding band. Very nice, young and polite--just like me plumber Me likes it out here in the country

Cha-ching on the pond repair, though

[jerseyangel]

I'm concerned that you can still see the bite.

Uh-oh--that's not good?

[CarlaB]

Uh-oh--that's not good?

I don' know. As sick as I got any tick bite causes me concern. My son's last summer didn't have a spot at all. Has the spot grown at all?

[CarlaB]

Patti, here's a link. You'll have to substitute / flash . lymenet . org without the spaces for lame advertisement.

<a href="Lame Advertisementscripts/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=063868" target="external ugc nofollow">Lame Advertisementscripts/ultimateb...ic;f=1;t=063868</a>

[CarlaB]

Patti, here's a link. Take out the spaces. Open Original Shared Link. lymenet .org/scripts/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=063868

[jerseyangel]

Patti, here's a link. Take out the spaces. Open Original Shared Link. lymenet .org/scripts/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=063868

Gawd--that poor woman! Mine is not like that at all--it's like a pin prick that you might have after a shot. The skin around it is perfectly normal looking. It really doesn't look like any sort of a reaction is happening.

Mark had Lyme a couple years ago--he actually developed the bulls eye rash (I was the one who spotted it--it was on the back inside of his arm). He also had a stiff neck, fatigue and a headache.

I'm hoping I got off with a warning this time--but I'm staying aware of the situation

[CarlaB]

Yeah, light colored clothing, pants tucked in socks.