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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Don't strain yourself, now.

this is for yee....Jess......sticking tongue out at you :P

that was fun

might have to do it again to help flip the page.


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

sticking tongue out at you :P

Again

Man have to figure out some dinner

what to do with hamburger.........101?

jerseyangel Proficient
what to do with hamburger.........101?

Hee! We're actually having hamburgers tonight. Plain ole' hamburgers....not doin' anything special wif it at all. :D

elye Community Regular

Ah, thank gawd, we're back to normalcy. .. .. ..... . . those stretchy screens kinda phreak me out. . . . . .. . ...like the terrifying images that I reflect back to myself in a funhouse. . . . .. :huh::lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Are you still treadmilling?

I did enjoy DHW last night--I'm looking forward to this season. I particularly liked the "fake out" about Mike. I was surprised. My fav scene was the short one with the two gay neighbors. So cute! Plus, I love Tuc Watkins. :D

I'm right there wif ya on the too much TV :lol:

:lol:

I love the gay neighbor scenes too! Loved Gabby's lines too last night, so phunny!

Yep, I'm still treadmilling away!! I've even been able to go up with the speed and incline quite a bit, so if you just stick with it and work up gradually you will be amazed how your fitness level will improve :D

Don't strain yourself, now.

:lol:

Hee! We're actually having hamburgers tonight. Plain ole' hamburgers....not doin' anything special wif it at all. :D

I'm having a hamburger too, made from ground chicken.

I can't eat beef if you guys remember I had to take out a bunch of foods from my diet after doing an allergy test, beef being one of them <_< , but I have been pleasantly surprised with the outcome of ground chicken in place of the beef. It's not at all dry like ground turkey and very flavorful. Who knew!

Ah, thank gawd, we're back to normalcy. .. .. ..... . . those stretchy screens kinda phreak me out. . . . . .. . ...like the terrifying images that I reflect back to myself in a funhouse. . . . .. :huh::lol:

I bet your ear wax increased significantly Em :lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
Yep, I'm still treadmilling away!! I've even been able to go up with the speed and incline quite a bit, so if you just stick with it and work up gradually you will be amazed how your fitness level will improve :D

Don't hang on! Your arms should always be pumping at your sides... . . . ..... :)

Mtndog Collaborator

Aww...hugs is just as good as kisses- although a kiss emoticon would be phun- thanks everyone!!!!! Just hitting a sh&*tty patch in treatment. :(

Julie- I :wub: :wub: ground chicken burgers too- they are yummers!

Hee! We're actually having hamburgers tonight. Plain ole' hamburgers....not doin' anything special wif it at all. :D

Patti- I'm moving in with choo and Mark.!!!!!!!!!


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jerseyangel Proficient
I can't eat beef if you guys remember I had to take out a bunch of foods from my diet after doing an allergy test, beef being one of them <_< , but I have been pleasantly surprised with the outcome of ground chicken in place of the beef. It's not at all dry like ground turkey and very flavorful. Who knew!

I've never had ground chicken! :o I always thought it would be dry like the ground turkey breast.....I'll have to give that a try.

Don't hang on! Your arms should always be pumping at your sides... . . . ..... :)

Pumping from now on! :)

Patti- I'm moving in with choo and Mark.!!!!!!!!!

The door's always open, Bevvie. ;):D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Everyone I am going to pass an idea to you guys- can you all give me your thoughts?

Almost a year ago I got married. The week before I got married, I took my mom and what I called a road trip, we went to shop @ thrift stores in the Vestal NY area. We made a day out of it and it is the best memory we have together. She was so happy. My mom and I are really close and all but she was just ecastic that day. She still talks about it today. It had been such a great time, we did Road Trip #2 in Jan of 08. we went to the Allentown area and once again had a blast.

Shortly after that gas went sky-high. So our road trips have come to a halt and sadly the nonstop visits to my moms have also slowed. The other day she said, I miss taking those trips. I told her in the spring we will go again. So first I had said why dont we go upstate NY. We could go to some stores up in that area. I then said I will take you to Niagra Falls. She quickly says I have never been there. I told her we would stay overnight up there. She told me she would start saving her money now.

So I was thinking, instead of NY, maybe buying an airline ticket and taking her to FL. Her sister lives there and she has never seen where she lives. My mom because of our foster kids, cant travel, which is why as kids we never took vacations. I figure, Southwest has cheap tickets and I will make this her huge Christmas/Mothers Day/Birthday all in one. We would go for a weekend. Fly out on a Friday and come home on a Sunday evening. We would see her sister and then the other day do our shopping, maybe see a lighthouse which she has never been and also go to a beach. Intermingling things we both like to do. My moms sister usually comes to see us and her family in PA for a month eveyr summer- but they didnt make it this year at all. So what I am going to do, is put the trip together now, and then present it to her on her birthday or something. If she doesnt like the whole FL plan, we will just do the Niagra trip. What do you guys think? Any suggestions?

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Hi all

Em glad the Ct is over for Jack

Bev...sorry your still sickie....booie...

Julie...chicken patties....will have to try it

Patti..mine were plain but dry......uck

Amanda.....perfect ideal. Such a loving thought. Capture these times when Mom can travel. My Mom's health cut those times short for us. I say for it perfect idea.

elye Community Regular

Amanda! DO FLORIDA! It is so great that you have a mom who is young enough to do these things with you. . . . take advantage of this time when she can still travel with you....

I say DO IT!! :)

curlyfries Contributor

This is what has become of Jess's infamous scream :o

Raving hand-waving hair-pulling screaming Jess here.

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH

Well, Happy Sillyversary everybody!!! 2 years...... :rolleyes:

Ptaughm!!!!!...Now Sillyville is complete!......Let the party begin!!!!! :D

Hee! We're actually having hamburgers tonight. Plain ole' hamburgers....not doin' anything special wif it at all. :D

Wow!!!.....perhaps we've all been spending too much time together..........we all think alike......hamburgers here also! :P

I'm pretty hurting (could actually use a big bear hug).

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EDIT: Forgot to mention........Amanda. fantastic idea....I know she'll love it.......You're such a thoughtful daughter!

jerseyangel Proficient
Wow!!!.....perhaps we've all been spending too much time together..........we all think alike......hamburgers here also! :P

Wow....and on our anniversary too! :o:rolleyes:

We all celebrated wif burgers. :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Shoot--I phorgot.....yes, Amanda--I say go for it! Definately!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Amanda! DO FLORIDA! It is so great that you have a mom who is young enough to do these things with you. . . . take advantage of this time when she can still travel with you....

I say DO IT!! :)

Yes- my mom is a very young, 63. She had me when she was 37 and when I was in school I didnt like it since she didnt have the same mind of thought that the "younger" moms did. I am so thankful for it. When I got to high school I knew what was not a good idea and such. Plus my mom and I are very close and we get closer everyday. All my sisters are close with my mom. We are so fortunate!

Erica94 Rookie
I'm pretty hurting (could actually use a big bear hug).

awww, {{{ :wub: HUGS!!! :wub: }}}

oops i almost forgot... HAPPY SILLYVERSARY EVERYONE!!! :D :D :D

Yep, I'm still treadmilling away!! I've even been able to go up with the speed and incline quite a bit, so if you just stick with it and work up gradually you will be amazed how your fitness level will improve :D

bravo julie!! very impressive! ^_^

Hi Everyone I am going to pass an idea to you guys- can you all give me your thoughts?

that's an amazingly perfect idea!! she'll love it for sure!! :D:wub: hope gas prices go down and u can keep taking ur road trips for ... uh ... many years to come! (hehe couldn't think of a way to phrase that that didn't sound cliche :lol: )

happygirl Collaborator

Happysilliversary, happy to see you T, and hugs to Bev.

Now check out my post count. :ph34r:

tom Contributor
Ptaughm!!!!!...Now Sillyville is complete!......

I appreciate the thought :) but there are other MIAs.

Anyone heard from Sarah lately?

Now check out my post count. :ph34r:

Heheh I noticed the post count before I scrolled down & read that part!! [tiny screen here ya know]

Batten thine hatches woman!!!! :ph34r:

Didn't a silly just cross 4000 and another 600?

Amanda? No more Chocolatetown USA? Is that about the loss of cocoa butter?

FL w/ mom to see your aunt sounds like a great idea. ;)

Jack & the Snotstalk makes me think the Giant in that story went green for the million greenbacks & started a frozen vegetable company. Heck, I'd be Jolly too.

When do you find out CT results, Em?

Hugs for Bevvy!

elye Community Regular

Mornin', Sillies!

Is our Queen Janet 1st returning this day? Think so. . . . . ...my duties as Royal Understudy cease. Lisa, have you got the minutes ready for the briefing? :D

Jack's scan results will be divulged at our next appointment with the ENT specialist, next week. How about you and your brain, Ptaoughmghmn? How are you feeling? A great sign that you're posting. . . . . ...... :):)

Laura! How's yer plumbing?? Heavy rains forecast?? Watch for cat vomit - -that tends to be a popular source . . .... . . . ..

:rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Amanda? No more Chocolatetown USA? Is that about the loss of cocoa butter?

FL w/ mom to see your aunt sounds like a great idea. ;)

Morning Sillies!

Hershey's chocolate tastes like toliet poo! they just are continuing to disappoint the community that was built on their product. Thankfully I only work in Hershey- I live outside this area :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Is our Queen Janet 1st returning this day?

Our Queen!!! .....lucky girl getting away from it all ;)

Laura! How's yer plumbing?? Heavy rains forecast?? Watch for cat vomit - -that tends to be a popular source . . .... . . . ..

:rolleyes:

Hope you got some waterproofs!!! :o

Good to see Phatauoghmn pooping in again :D

Got nuffink phunny :blink: ..hideous day here...grEy, windy, rain lashing down :(

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

My dear PA neighbors...do cherish this last warm day....I hear tomorrow it gets cold and maybe rainy too!!!!

Oh and I had a dream last night about snow and a blizzard at my moms!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Morning all

have nothing funny to report

just wanted to pop in to say hello.

good to see Tom

Patti and Julie probably on the tread mill

Janet to return all rested

Laura getting batten down for water coming her way

going try to accomplish SOMETHING TODAY

Nikki has rain......tooErica and curly HI

so gloomy again today

carry on folks.

hope we hear from Sarah ...ck in kido

Judy

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

amanda

just saw you

it's 57 here and so cold....

hummmmmm <_<:blink:

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin'all :D

It's chilly here this AM, but sunny and headed fer the mid 70's! B) I"m fixin' to get on the treadmill and head out to the store.

Yikes Laura!! :o That's quite the rounded post count ya have there! Batten down the hatches and look out below!! :lol:

Amanda--it's so weird, I keep having dreams about moving again, looking for homes, etc. It's bizarre--I had another one just this AM before I woke up. What in hell???? :unsure:

We've been here a year on Halloween, so maybe it's just the anniversary of it all......

Judith--what time did you phinally get to bed last night???? :P

Glad to see another Pataughmn poop-in :)

Bevvie--how is ya this morning??? Did the hugs kick in yet?? :D

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