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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
Where be Peter, and Lisa B, and Laura??

I'm here! It's been a busy day, and I haven't had much time to even read here.

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I'm here! It's been a busy day, and I haven't had much time to even read here.

Peter, Peter, Peter..........You really need to get your priorities straight ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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You ARE the Critter Whisperer......that is why they came......they tried desparately to tell you sumphin........but you weren't listening......you had not yet become aware of your gift.

And so.....alas.....they died......the stress was more than they could bear.

They did try to convey their message to Weezer, but she misunderstood. She thought they said "You will find true happiness when you eat beans from the garbage can"

"The actual message was......"You will find true happiness when you meet the man of your dreams in Canada."

*snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Leigh-suh is becoming phunnier. I guffawed out loud at this, esp. Weezee's interpretation. :lol:

oh dear............the great........huge...........responsibility of this assignment, listening to the maggots and such!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Um. . .. ....... try not to feel too badly about this, Sooozie. .. ....

From the mouth of babes. . . . ..

...Or rats. . . .and li'l birds, and maggots. . . ...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, the debates were making me........unhappy? unfulfilled? suspicious? edgy? BORED? so.........Weez and I went outside to pull some weeds and transplant some violets.

OMG - :o

the garden is really becoming a harrowing place for me, place of death adn decay and startlement.

:unsure::lol:

whilst pulling weeds, my NAKED hand threw out something ......dark.......skinny.......very hard and unpliable.....just a scant fraction of a second it was in my hand but..........

I think it was a rat tail. :o From the maggot-eaten carcass.

Meanwhile, saw Weez walk over to the maggot/carcass area and sniff....soon she was crunching loudly on sumfin' - 'twas the skull of the rat carcass left from yesterday. :unsure:

we have to move. :lol:

Peter, Peter, Peter..........You really need to get your priorities straight ;)

HE REALLY DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Hi Peter. :) Nice to see you.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
we have to move. :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Soozie......just saw your av......awesome.......Weezer even has her ears pulled back! :P

She's not likin' what she's hearin'! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Soozle--

Yer av!!!! :lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Soozle--

Yer av!!!! :lol::lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Weezer even has her ears pulled back! :P

:lol: :lol:

she does NOT like politicians, ANY of them, and, she hates this election. In fact, she is the one who suggested we move to Canada.

Em, see you around 6 tomorrow night? Have the hot tub ready and the champagne flowing, er, PHLOWING.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Well, the debates were making me........unhappy? unfulfilled? suspicious? edgy? BORED? so.........Weez and I went outside to pull some weeds and transplant some violets.

Soozie......just saw your av......awesome.......Weezer even has her ears pulled back! :P

She's not likin' what she's hearin'! :lol:

Yer av!!!! :lol::lol:

yes love the avatra

i had to get a drink at 10:00 pm

:blink:

Me brain has fried.................. :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Judith!! I was just going to tell you to get over here and look at Sooz's av!! :lol: So phunny....the look on Weezie's phace--priceless!

happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
Posted

Its a party on here right now :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Its a party on here right now :lol:

Hee! After a political debate, there's nuthin' like a little sillie!! :lol::lol: Phunny the way we all headed here after :D

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
Its a party on here right now :lol:

I was just going to post the same thing Laura, it's a SILLY party!!!!!!!

Hee! After a political debate, there's nuthin' like a little sillie!! :lol: :lol

:lol:

True dat Patti....and seeing phunny avatars :D

Susie yer avatar is HEE-LARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Judith!! I was just going to tell you to get over here and look at Sooz's av!! :lol: So phunny....the look on Weezie's phace--priceless!

she does make me laugh, every day! :wub: funniest girl, that Weezel.

Susie yer avatar is HEE-LARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

I really do need to get a life, don't I. :lol:

oh, just so you know, we ALSO have photos of her with Joe Beiden, and the split-screen of both candidates as well. Alas, Weezel was sleeping in most of the photos, :lol: this one's the best.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

OMG...i never drink

tip to all my sillies........don't have a drink at 10:00 pm and expect to go to sleep

God, I've got a buzz on and nothing to do...???????

Guess i'll look at Weezel's phunny avatra again.

She and i have alot in common right now. guess I'll try to read some

see you all in the am as the letters are a tad blurry right now :blink:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

OK . . . I'm swamped today!! We are headed out immediately after the kids get off of the bus for an annual family pilgrimage to Mammoth Caves. We meet up with 9 other families at a JellyStone park. I haven't finished the laundry that accumulated while I was gone . . . and this is a take everything trip . . . linens, towels, food, pans, etc . . . plus it's also a big Halloween party so we must take Halloween decorations, costumes and candy. UGH . . . I'm not looking forward to it at the moment. I'll be fine once I get there.

If you see me on here today, tell me to "Get Off, eh"

Have a good weekend everyone!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Oh, and Susie . . . lurve the Weeze!!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Good Morning, Post-Debate Psillies!

Oh! Sooozie! What a great idea, capturing Weezie on film with Mrs. Palin .. . .. :lol:

I wish I'd thought of getting a shot of the two sub-standards completely ignoring our round table of politicians shouting about the economy, health and day care. . .. ...

I kept phlicking back and phorth. . . . I must say that, difficult as it becomes, I just had to keep tuning in to the Alaskan governor . .. .....

she does NOT like politicians, ANY of them, and, she hates this election. In fact, she is the one who suggested we move to Canada.

Sooozie, she would luuuurve the Canuck politicians. .. . . they all smell of the outdoors - - pine needles, ozone, mothballs. . . likely maple syrup. . . . ..

Em, see you around 6 tomorrow night? Have the hot tub ready and the champagne flowing, er, PHLOWING.

YOU BET!! I'll have my bro ensconced in said hot tub, waiting wif phlowing champagne.

Um. .. . have just recalled this. . . . ..he strongly disliked Chicago, Moulin Rouge and Across the Universe.....just didn't get them. :D

If you see me on here today, tell me to "Get Off, eh"

Janet!! Mammoth Caves?? Sounds fab, and a wee bit scary. . . . ....me likes! have a terrific, unsettling time!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Okay, okay, Sooozie. . . . . .you are absolutely movin' up here. Have a look at the little paradise where my brother resides... . .you NEED this kind of place! No rats, very few maggots, (hmmmm.....lotsa birds, sorry), completely untended, wild gardens and foliage, sailboats, thousands of squirrels for the Weeze . .. . .. ....

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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......and don't forget to get a look at his thumbs!

Susie's place has become a final resting place for critters......first mice, now a bird......something is luring them to this spot, where they feel compelled to end their lives!

Were you finding dead bugs in your house before this?

What next?...Will this continue?......Will the next one's be progressively larger?......say, perhaps a bunnie?<<GASP>>>.....I didn't mean that! :o

What does it mean????

When did her house start to be a catalyst for strange phenomenon?.....Weezee's uncharacteristic trash fetish?.....or was there something before that?

So many questions to ponder. <_< ..................hmmmmm.........maybe Amanda's guy in the trunk was looking for Susie's house......

Hey!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
We meet up with 9 other families at a JellyStone park.

All I could think of when I read this is--don't forget the pica-nicka-basket, Boo Boo! :lol:

Have phun, Jan-it! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Janet's off on her travels again???!!!!!(how dare she have a life!!! :angry: )

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BeaUTIFUL!....AND they have a rusty red trike they are terribly proud of :huh::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
All I could think of when I read this is--don't forget the pica-nicka-basket, Boo Boo! :lol:

:lol: yogi :lol:

Glad you found a good doc BTW Patti ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Janet's off on her travels again???!!!!!(how dare she have a life!!! :angry: )

Yes, I was thinking exactly this. . . ....How dare she! And I suppose now I'm the Step-in Queen again. Gawd. Okay, this time I'm taking her parking space. . . . ....

:rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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OK . . . I'm swamped today!! We are headed out immediately after the kids get off of the bus for an annual family pilgrimage to Mammoth Caves. We meet up with 9 other families at a JellyStone park. I haven't finished the laundry that accumulated while I was gone . . . and this is a take everything trip . . . linens, towels, food, pans, etc . . . plus it's also a big Halloween party so we must take Halloween decorations, costumes and candy. UGH . . . I'm not looking forward to it at the moment. I'll be fine once I get there.

:o:blink:

this sounds...........terrifyingly heinous.........the preparation for this. I think this reason alone is why God did not entrust me with children. :lol: we'd leave and have.......nothing wif us. Just my stuff. :lol:

Have phun Jan-it! Sheesh, really shirking your monarchial duties, aren't ya? <_<

Okay, okay, Sooozie. . . . . .you are absolutely movin' up here. Have a look at the little paradise where my brother resides... . .you NEED this kind of place! No rats, very few maggots, (hmmmm.....lotsa birds, sorry), completely untended, wild gardens and foliage, sailboats, thousands of squirrels for the Weeze . .. . .. ....

DREAMY! PERFECT!!!!!!! I'm THERE! :rolleyes: Does he really live there? what a charming, idyllic place......any cabins? :lol: and how far away are any sort of REAL mountains? :P

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