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[elye]

Oh no, what is this??? Say it isn't so, I guess I will have to google it, because I had no idea....

The unfortunate funding of terrorism..... . . ...

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And Emily the banana cream thing was just a version of my fruit and cream parfait, do you remember me talking about that back around your Thanksgiving holiday? It was just alternating whipped heavy cream and blended fruit in a glass (I used mangoes). Bananas and cream just taste so dreamy and lovely together, since you mentioned you lurve bananas.

Gahhh, yesss!! Another idea fer me black bananas that involves NO BAKING/following instructions. . . . . ....Thanks, Joooolie!!

[nikki-uk]

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Total humiliation!!

Now, I can't believe I didn't think of just doctoring up a plain cake to make the gingerbread. After all, I do it all the time for spice cake So, 1/2 cup or so of molasses and the standard gingerbread spices? Genius! This is how I shall approach it! This should be a snap to put together. I may just make it to take to JP's for Thanksgiving.

I think it's fine to discuss this here--maybe someone reading here fer a giggle will also get a yummy new dessert idea Sort of a one-stop shop

OMG!!!...where to go for Thanksgiving???.....Paddhee's or Jules...both equally proficient in stunning desserts!!!!!

BTW Jules - 'Tatt' is just old stuff yer don't really need

[jerseyangel]

OMG!!!...where to go for Thanksgiving???.....Paddhee's or Jules...both equally proficient in stunning desserts!!!!!

BTW Jules - 'Tatt' is just old stuff yer don't really need

Come 'ere fer a week, and then off to Julie's for another--we'll take good care o' ya!

Tatt.....I didn't know either Gawd--we have so much tatt.....me husband is a pack rat Tatt rat??

[Green12]

Now, I can't believe I didn't think of just doctoring up a plain cake to make the gingerbread. After all, I do it all the time for spice cake So, 1/2 cup or so of molasses and the standard gingerbread spices? Genius! This is how I shall approach it! This should be a snap to put together. I may just make it to take to JP's for Thanksgiving.

One stop shop

I need to look at my recipe and see what all I added to the plain cake mix, I'll get back to you on that. Another thing I'll probably do is look at gingerbread cake recipes to compare the amounts of molasses and spices.

Are you making yours with dairy, or are you going to do it dairy free? What will your dairy subs be?

The unfortunate funding of terrorism..... . . ...

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Oh how dreadful, my favorite beautiful flower

BTW Jules - 'Tatt' is just old stuff yer don't really need

Good to know

Does it relate to the phrase "titt for tatt"?

[DingoGirl]

sillies :lol:

am at work........harassing Shane, being harassed, and the Weez is doing her usual extended whining am about to drive her home.........she got a cow hoof last night........tummy may be upset....phunny storyon the hoof, fer later

am just chortling away here at cat costumes, one-stop shop, boobs for tatt, and many other things - did not get to watch Chappell yet

no time to write, we are GRANT-WRITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (tedious but ultimately phruit-phul)

SEE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JNBunnie1]

Gahhh, yesss!! Another idea fer me black bananas that involves NO BAKING/following instructions. . . . . ....Thanks, Joooolie!!

Remember this recipe?

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Only uses honey for diabetic Emilyies.

You can also freeze bananas in the skin and then let them thaw and slice the skin, which will be rather tough. I prefer it this way, as peeled bananas tend to get freezerburned real quick.

[Jestgar]

Jess, how's the data coming along??

:angry: :angry:

[elye]

Tatt rat??

You've coined a phabulous new phrase, Patti.

Mark the tatt rat... .. ..

Does it relate to the phrase "titt for tatt"?

Yes, likely! Sounds very like a definition fer prostitution. . . ...

But wait. . ...

Tit for tat: equivalent retribution, an eye for an eye, returning exactly what you get; Having the characteristic of returning bad for bad.

Hmmmmmm. ..... . . ..perhaps bad sex for a bounced cheque?

[jerseyangel]

Hmmmmmm. ..... . . ..perhaps bad sex for a bounced cheque?

Most excellent!

[elye]

POeter!

Jack had a PD day today, and has sat wif his nose stuck in Robert Sawyer's most excellent book near all day.....had to drag him outside to rake some leaves... . . eat some lunch. . . . have a shower. . . .... .

He's halfway through.

I know what he's getting fer Christmas -- the rest of the series!

Homo sapiens are the only primates with chins.

Just one of the many facts that the Ripper has been spouting off throughout the afternoon. . .. ...

[Jestgar]

Did want to add that one of my more informative genes is called PTER. Figures.

[Mtndog]

I see you Susie- do NOT watch Chappelle at work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jestgar]

I figured it out!!

:dancingaroundroomstupidlywavingarmsguy:

[jerseyangel]

I figured it out!!

:dancingaroundroomstupidlywavingarmsguy:

Eureka!!!!!

[psawyer]

POeter!

Jack had a PD day today, and has sat wif his nose stuck in Robert Sawyer's most excellent book near all day.....had to drag him outside to rake some leaves... . . eat some lunch. . . . have a shower. . . .... .

He's halfway through.

I know what he's getting fer Christmas -- the rest of the series!

Homo sapiens are the only primates with chins.

Just one of the many facts that the Ripper has been spouting off throughout the afternoon. . .. ...

At the rate he's going, he'll be nagging you for Humans by the end of the week.

[curlyfries]

I figured it out!!

:dancingaroundroomstupidlywavingarmsguy:

Well of course you did. PTER always has the answers!

[DingoGirl]

I see you Susie- do NOT watch Chappelle at work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh - like SHANE would care There have been some, uh, rather unsavory things going on on HIS computer occasionally..... <I cover me ears>

Hey! I don't think I've said anything stupid or babbled on at all today!

Jess - glad yer so excited

[curlyfries]

Hey! I don't think I've said anything stupid or babbled on at all today!

What fun is that? ........I want to return my new Soozie and exchange it for the old model!

[elye]

At the rate he's going, he'll be nagging you for Humans by the end of the week.

Indeed!

[elye]

OMG......

DH brought home THEEEE phunniest thing that he plucked out of his work building garbage area down in the underground parking lot. I cannot stop larfing every time I look at it. . . . ..and the thing is -- it is not supposed to be funny. I don't know how many others would find it hysterical, as I do.

Cannot stop larfing. .. . . ..

Funnier, really, is the uses to which it could possibly be put.

It is a heavy plastic, life-sized male head and shoulders, shirtless and in profile, mounted on a pedestal.

I must take a pic of it.

I could put him up in my living room window...... . make it look as though I've got a handsome guy over visiting. .. .

Gah! Put him in my bedroom window, for Mr. Chow to ponder!!

It would be a perfect, practical gift for a person who lives alone but wants to appear as though they have a big guy around .. . . ... .prop it up in various windows, outside above the hedge-line, moving along the cedar fence. .. .... . . ...

Hey! One could prop him in the passenger seat of their sedan and drive in all the carpool lanes. . . . .

[jerseyangel]

Wow Em, what a phind! Yes, you can spend countless hours thinking of ways to incorporate Mr. .....did you name him yet? into all kinds of situations!

Let the hyjinks begin! I just thought a sumphin.....if you had him last week, you and Will coulda used him fer yer Halloween costumes--just think what having a whole nuther head woulda made possible--the Andrews Sisters, The Three Stooges, Manny Moe and Jack--endless possibilities!

Next year

[curlyfries]

I foresee many interesting AVs in the future!........yes, you must name him!!

[elye]

ALL RIGHT:

WE MUST NAME THE EFFIGY.

How about Russell Smythe?

Sven? He looks like a dieter.......

Could prop him on one's treadmill .. . . rather like a coxswain, ordering one forward. . . . .

[Darn210]

Holy Gwock-A-Moly Em . . . he looks great . . . how could anyone throw him out!!!

In reference to names . . . lets pick something that's as easy or hard to spell as Ghptaughmn . . . Michael or Mykull or Meyecool or sumptin like dat.

[jerseyangel]

Yes Jan-it! The name has to have a sillie spelling.