The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

OKAY, OKAY!!!!!!

GOT IT!!!!!!

Rubber tip on a walker or cane!!!!!!!?

YAAAAAYYYYYYY, PTAOUGHMGHMN!!!!!

Close enough........ . I am certain it is the large, brick-coloUred, rubber thing that goes onto the end of a wooden CRUTCH.

I said that one COULD probably wear it around one's neck. WOULD one? Another story. . . . .

WHAT IN HELL is a crutch end doing in my ho' tub?????? NO ONE 'round here wears crutches.

This is what I found (ONE of these):

http://images.allegrocentral.com/89/54/8ab...EDIUM_IMAGE.webp

Now, could these things be used for anything else???

I think not. . . . . they're fer crutches!!!

No one, not any child, adult, neighboUr, who has been here or even LIVES around here, has crutches.

WHAT IN HELL?????????

[Darn210]

This is what I found (ONE of these):

http://images.allegrocentral.com/89/54/8ab...EDIUM_IMAGE.webp

- THOSE are NOT BRICK coloUred!!!! . . . THOSE are Cinder Block coloUred!!!! . . . That is very misleading, EM!!!!! I would not have been guessing brick right and left if you had not misled me!!!! So . . . I'm calling a do-over and changing my guess!!! . . . Is it a cinder block???

[nikki-uk]

OKAY, OKAY!!!!!!

YAAAAAYYYYYYY, PTAOUGHMGHMN!!!!!

Close enough........ . I am certain it is the large, brick-coloUred, rubber thing that goes onto the end of a wooden CRUTCH.

I said that one COULD probably wear it around one's neck. WOULD one? Another story. . . . .

WHAT IN HELL is a crutch end doing in my ho' tub?????? NO ONE 'round here wears crutches.

This is what I found (ONE of these):

http://images.allegrocentral.com/89/54/8ab...EDIUM_IMAGE.webp

Now, could these things be used for anything else???

I think not. . . . . they're fer crutches!!!

No one, not any child, adult, neighboUr, who has been here or even LIVES around here, has crutches.

WHAT IN HELL?????????

BRAVO PTAUM!!!!!!!!!!

Thank gaawd!!...my life was on hold!!!!

Well now, as the mother of 3 boys I can testify to finding some very odd things in pockets.

Today I found around 10 plastic spiders, yesterday some raw plugs and screws, vast amounts of elastic bands and some dust caps for a bike

...ok, maybe, one of the boys in the tub had said rubber foot in his swim shorts pocket.....simply because he found it (irresitable I know!) OR Grandma is doing the shuffle 'clonk', shuffle 'clonk'

[DingoGirl]

Oh come on Tom, you know you like your weenis talked about

I have no opinion on the matter, if you (or anyone else) is offended than it shall be Sillyville law that we shall not discuss parts south of the border

:lol:

NOT talk about south-of-the-border body parts in sillyville???????? WHAT????????? that's just crazy talk

How can she leave us 'spinning' like this?

l

'twas awfully cruel

Buncha loons, I tell ya . . .. .

who? US?????????????? ya, 'tis true

Good morning fellow Sillies

I thought I would just stop by be4 we slip and slide our way to work We had some snow over night and now we are getting rain. YUK! Oh well have a Sillie Day all

Jackquie - love your new av

be careful in that slushy snow/rain!

: - THOSE are NOT BRICK coloUred!!!! . . . THOSE are Cinder Block coloUred!!!! . . . That is very misleading, EM!!!!! I would not have been guessing brick right and left if you had not misled me!!!! So . . . I'm calling a do-over and changing my guess!!! . . . Is it a cinder block???

*snort*

x 10

OMG - seriously - those ARE grEy, CINDER-BLOCK COLOURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and - you may CERTAINLY change yer answer, I believe, as Em WOZ terribly misleading

never even seen brick-coloUred cructh/cane tips, must be a Canuck thing - -

and - as I wrote the above sentence I thought - - what a wacky thing we are discussing now - - the tips of canes/crutches - - boring interesting sentence for newbies

Today I found around 10 plastic spiders, yesterday some raw plugs and screws, vast amounts of elastic bands and some dust caps for a bike

...ok, maybe, one of the boys in the tub had said rubber foot in his swim shorts pocket.....simply because he found it (irresitable I know!) OR Grandma is doing the shuffle 'clonk', shuffle 'clonk'

the pocket findings

grandma doing shuffle-clonk

well sillies, thank God the non-condom rubber mystery is solved.........

PINCH PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!! December already - - 'tis b@#$%$#%

[DingoGirl]

OMG

here's another newscaster

[DingoGirl]

and then there's this one

Open Original Shared Link

[elye]

GAH!! Farting newscasters!

- THOSE are NOT BRICK coloUred!!!! . . . THOSE are Cinder Block coloUred!!!! . . . That is very misleading, EM!!!!! I would not have been guessing brick right and left if you had not misled me!!!! So . . . I'm calling a do-over and changing my guess!!! . . . Is it a cinder block???

You may be right . . . . perhaps you guys would have simultaneously guessed correctly at about question # 5, had I not claimed that they are brick-coloUred. Indeed, must be a Canadian thing, as all the ones I've seen through me life are brownish-red. Perhaps a Commonwealth phenomenon? Nik?

and - as I wrote the above sentence I thought - - what a wacky thing we are discussing now - - the tips of canes/crutches - - boring interesting sentence for newbies

Yep. I am certain that there are countless people stumbling onto our thread thinking, "Crap. . . . ...I really need to talk about the coloUr of those rubber tips on the end of crutches....time is of the essence .... ..where can I go to discuss this??"

NOT talk about south-of-the-border body parts in sillyville???????? WHAT????????? that's just crazy talk

We can even do them all in ASL. What other motley crew can claim this??

well sillies, thank God the non-condom rubber mystery is solved.........

Jeez. I wish I'd found somethin' else, lying beside the crutch thingie . .. . 'twas quite a phun mystery. . . . ...

Maybe I'll go out and check the bottom again . . ...

[jerseyangel]

. . . . perhaps you guys would have simultaneously guessed correctly at about question # 5, had I not claimed that they are brick-coloUred.

Yep--this is what got me.

[DingoGirl]

Yep. I am certain that there are countless people stumbling onto our thread thinking, "Crap. . . . ...I really need to talk about the coloUr of those rubber tips on the end of crutches....time is of the essence .... ..where can I go to discuss this??"

Yes - how RELIEVED they must have been!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeez. I wish I'd found somethin' else, lying beside the crutch thingie . .. . 'twas quite a phun mystery. . . . ...

Maybe I'll go out and check the bottom again . . ...

I know, 'twas great phun..........maybe we should have a game now and then - -

twenty questions - -

"sillies, I'm thinking of a thing........"

but - it was MUCH more fun when you did find this actual item in yer ho'tub........

so - we could lie..............and say - - "I found this thing in me beehive" or whatever - -

sillies - - I hardly care - - ate nearly an entire bag of potato chips and a WHOLE CONTAINER of black licorice scottie dogs from T. Joe's - -

premenstrual diet and I feel like crap........

[blueeyedmanda]

Hi Everyone!

I cannot believe it is Monday again! Already! So here I am sitting at my desk. Thankfully Landen slept all night. He was not much happier this morning, that tooth is bothering him...poor thing. He did get to visit in my office this morning. He loves seeing the coworkers and they love kids. So he was wandering around while I was clocking in and finding something. We then ventured down the elevators to the lobby to find Jen. She was running late this morning since they had a few new patients getting beds on her floor. It was crazy.

She is making dinner at her house tonight and then she said she is decorating for Christmas too. I am going to join her not sure about John.

So I guess thats it for now. Talk to you all in a bit

Amanda

[DingoGirl]

SILLIES - -

a member named Flourgirl has been reading along for A LONG TIME THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<small jumps for joy>

should we pm her???????? or would we look desperate???????

HI FLOURGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have ya read to the end yet? yesterday's riveting discussion of those rubber thingies that go on crutches??????????????????

[Jestgar]

Could take her a week to get to this point.

[nikki-uk]

Yes!! - December = BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!

I must inform Em that 'our' rubber feet are grEy ....nary a brick coloUred foot seen in England

The news readers (my fave is the 'larpher' - that's not to say the pharters didn't make me emit a <snort> )

Psillies!!.... I am battered and scratched!! ..... Lucy (aka biotch cat) got me TWICE today!!

Cunning l'il minx.........most moody of late........

When Alzey eats his breakfast she always sits on the table watching, waiting, willing him to give her the milk

I'm not sure what occured....some sort of skirmish, but I came back in the room and Lucy had several 'Gorilla munch' stuck to her back and tail

I tried to retrieve them - and she STRUCK out!! ..biting me hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Later, she lay in wait on the stairs....... in a masterstroke of speed she deftly swiped me wiv her paw (avec claws)!!!!!!

Moody mare has been kicked out !!!

[nikki-uk]

Could take her a week to get to this point.

GADS!! Yes, if she's reading from the start?!?!?!

Mad, mad ramblings........

[Mtndog]

Hello Psillies!!!!!!!!!

I CANNOT believe it was the rubber thingy on a crutch. My first thought was condom and then when Judith was broought in, I thought plant pot- the terra cotta ones that are reddish (unlike crutch rubbers- did I just say that? )

Woke up this morning to snow on the ground. BAH!

I'm counting on me Psillies to help me get through the winter blahs this year.

I want snow!!!!!!!!!!!! But after the holidays, only in the mountains. It's 50 and sunny here

All right Patricia...........

Sillies - you must all come visit - - with the tree here, it's going to push the cuteness/cozy level over the top..........

I shall never leave my house for the next five weeks

Oh Christmas Twee, oh Christmas Twee!!!!!!!!!!!!! You will be glad you got it- smell the pine!!!!!!!

A dog collar??

Have the pooches been ho' tubbin' it whilst you were out and about??

Gianknit said Ho Tubbing :lol:

Does Judy wear wooden dentures?? Does her biting cat??

:lol:

Why is watching people fall and fart so darn funny? It cracks me up every time.

PINCH, PUNCH, FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

.....wait ....it's December already???

Ouch!!!! And i cannot believe it is December!

[Judyin Philly]

I must inform Em that 'our' rubber feet are grEy ....nary a brick coloUred foot seen in England

Psillies!!.... I am battered and scratched!! ..... Lucy (aka biotch cat) got me TWICE today!!

Cunning l'il minx.........most moody of late........

When Alzey eats his breakfast she always sits on the table watching, waiting, willing him to give her the milk

I'm not sure what occured....some sort of skirmish, but I came back in the room and Lucy had several 'Gorilla munch' stuck to her back and tail

I tried to retrieve them - and she STRUCK out!! ..biting me hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Later, she lay in wait on the stairs....... in a masterstroke of speed she deftly swiped me wiv her paw (avec claws)!!!!!!

Moody mare has been kicked out !!!

hecters pup........i could have solved this in a flash if she didn't jix it with the dang color of 'brick' never saw on that color. only black and grey here that I know of.

I'm not sure what occured....some sort of skirmish, but I came back in the room and Lucy had several 'Gorilla munch' stuck to her back and tail

can just picture this one

Is your 'bitting cat' a male or female? Fixed or not fixed?

just a guestion.

Jim thinks our rescue cat bites cause some nut declawed him whilst whacking off his balls.

Jim thinks it gave him a 'attitude'

I'm still debating having his teeth pulled out.......naw........just joshing ya.

[nikki-uk]

How does one figure out what Scottish clan they are from?!?! I have me kinfolks surnames, is that how you go about it?

Jules, forgot to mention this....

Yes, if you know the surname just stick the word 'clan' in front (and area of Scotland if you know) and google it!!!

See what comes up ..... were 'we' in battle????

[nikki-uk]

Is you 'bitting cat' a male or female? Fixed or not fixed?

just a guestion.

Jim thinks our rescue cat bites cause some nut declawed him whilst whacking off his balls.

Jim thinks it gave him a 'attitude'

I'm still debating having his teeth pulled out.......naw........just joshing ya.

Hi Judith!!!!!!

My 'moody' cat is a female, spayed AND has ALL her teeth and claws (read: dangerous!!!)

To be honest , she would be better suited to live in peace and quiet with some little old lady doting on her .....but THAT ain't happening!!!.....Too much noise and people aggravate her

The other cats are VERY wary of her!!

[nikki-uk]

I'll stop posting in a minute (promise!) but Bevel said 'crutch rubbers'

[DingoGirl]

I'm not sure what occured....some sort of skirmish, but I came back in the room and Lucy had several 'Gorilla munch' stuck to her back and tail

dear gawd :lol: this gave me quite a chortle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GADS!! Yes, if she's reading from the start?!?!?!

Mad, mad ramblings........

methinks it WOULD take more than a week....and, seriously, would we advise that??? a solid block of reading the entire silly thread??? quite hazardous, I would think, and might send one into a quiet, corner-rocking delirium.....

:lol:

I'll stop posting in a minute (promise!) but Bevel said 'crutch rubbers'

NO! don't stop posting!!!!!!!!!!!

that Bevel - she's a wackl one

SILLIES - I am at work - Shane has gone to a meeteing and.....I have the HUGEST, trapped phart-bomb in my stomach, it won't come out......and it MUST come out - - am doubled over

[DingoGirl]

SILLIES - -

Iam lonely, bored, premenstual, crabby, and phart-bomb-impaired

come and play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elye]

Crap.....sittin' here at the public library.........home internet's down. Man, I think of what it all costs per month........

BIG BOLLOCKS!!!! Or, big Ballcocks! Even better. . .. .. .....

HI FLOURGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have ya read to the end yet? yesterday's riveting discussion of those rubber thingies that go on crutches??????????????????

She could very well have read to the rubber crutch thingie end. .. ..the final, insane straw that caused her to flee screaming. . . . .. . .

hecters pup........i could have solved this in a flash if she didn't jix it with the dang color of 'brick' never saw on that color. only black and grey here that I know of.

OMG....everything about this is making me guffaw, Judy. Hector's pup......superb expression....Hector's Scutched Pup... . .. . . . . .. ..

Only black and grEy rubber crutch thingies for all of the world save Canada, it would seem.

I wonder what coloUr these rubber items are in Burundi?

Perhaps they are ALSO brick-coloUred!! This could be another sign, a talisman, sent to me....placed in my ho' tub... . . .

What does it meeeeeeaaaan???

[

I have the HUGEST, trapped phart-bomb in my stomach, it won't come out......and it MUST come out - - am doubled over

Courtesy of Mr.Trader Joe, methinks. . . . . . . .

[Green12]

Hello Sillies on this good Monday, Happy December to yous, and PINCH PUNCH and all that jazz!!!

I would just like to say Jacquie is such a good Queen, future Queen and Kings take note how she greets us cheerily and wishes us all a good silly day!!!

I am certain it is the large, brick-coloUred, rubber thing that goes onto the end of a wooden CRUTCH.

I said that one COULD probably wear it around one's neck. WOULD one? Another story. . . . .

Mystery solved!!! I do not tell a lie when I say I almost said the rubber stopper on the end of a crutch, when you said it was a large one (I knew the ones on crutches are larger than the ones on canes)...but the wearing it around one's neck really threw me off the trail.

Em, you might as well said it could make a very large nose ring

...ok, maybe, one of the boys in the tub had said rubber foot in his swim shorts pocket.....simply because he found it (irresitable I know!) OR Grandma is doing the shuffle 'clonk', shuffle 'clonk'

Grandma doing the shuffle clonk!!!!

..........maybe we should have a game now and then - -

twenty questions - -

"sillies, I'm thinking of a thing........"

but - it was MUCH more fun when you did find this actual item in yer ho'tub........

so - we could lie..............and say - - "I found this thing in me beehive" or whatever - -

I found it in me beehive

Splendid idea, er capitol idea Sooze!! We should play 20 questions once a week or sumthin

Jules, forgot to mention this....

Yes, if you know the surname just stick the word 'clan' in front (and area of Scotland if you know) and google it!!!

See what comes up ..... were 'we' in battle????

Oh thank you Nik!!

One of me surnames is Sweeney, I goggled it and a whole history lesson came up.....must get busy reading and sort it all out cuz as of now it's not real clear which clan

SILLIES - I am at work - Shane has gone to a meeteing and.....I have the HUGEST, trapped phart-bomb in my stomach, it won't come out......and it MUST come out - - am doubled over

Maybe the potato chips and scottie dogs don't agree with one another, those trapped gas bombs are miserable Hope it expels pronto and for peter's sake when you are alone, guess you could always blame it on the Weeze

[DingoGirl]

chortling away to self whilst Shane is at a meeting -

She could very well have read to the rubber crutch thingie end. .. ..the final, insane straw that caused her to flee screaming. . . . .. . .

OMG....everything about this is making me guffaw, Judy. Hector's pup......superb expression....Hector's Scutched Pup... . .. . . . . .. ..

OMG - now I get it...I thought there really WOZ a pup and wondered, well, who is Hector?

Only black and grEy rubber crutch thingies for all of the world save Canada, it would seem.

so glad we solved this international rubber mystery :lol:

Courtesy of Mr.Trader Joe, methinks. . . . . . . .

(mad at self) Yes, the combination of the licorice scittie dogs and the potato chips is combustible

[Green12]

Forgot to mention it's Cyber Monday...anyone shopping on-line and finding any good deals????