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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Well . . . it seems to me that things are working out just fine!!! . . . and you already have a dingo!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And

I'm a bishop :huh:

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Yes, Soooozie....just ask this young man, before he leaves the country, "Uh.....I really need to take a quick look at your deck. I've seen yer thumbs, and it's all good thus far". . . . . ..

I love this!!! So that means it's ok for Mike Fisher to be my boyfriend

:lol:

You know, Mike is not that young, relatively speaking.....he's 33.....that is not sick a 'tall, Jooooles! You may proceed. . . . . . .

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Yeah, no surprise....I'm the alehouse slattern............

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Yeah, no surprise....I'm the alehouse slattern............

:lol:

:lol: :lol: At least your having fun!

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

And

I'm a bishop :huh:

I can see that :lol: :lol:

I am a NUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ironically, in the Dubious Distinction Prophecy we wrote in 8th grade, I was also Sister Beverly. :lol: :lol: :lol:

NO COMMENT.

Kurt' s a peasant :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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OMG--I'm a PROSTITUTE! :o:o

happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
Posted

bishop

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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OMG--I'm a PROSTITUTE! :o:o

This is just so so so wrong!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

You'd be the hooker with a heart of gold. Love, Sister Beverly

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elye Community Regular
elye
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OMG--I'm a PROSTITUTE! :o:o

Hey, fellow working girl. . . . . ...at least you're set up in a brothel... . . I'm the tuppeny whore, ensconced in the brawl-filled saloon.. ..... :lol::lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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oooohhhh....watching Ghost Hunter International and I want Open Original Shared Link

That's SO Tudor! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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OMG--I'm a PROSTITUTE! :o:o

:o:lol::o

ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Hey, fellow working girl. . . . . ...at least you're set up in a brothel... . . I'm the tuppeny whore, ensconced in the brawl-filled saloon.. ..... :lol::lol:

she said TUPENNY WHORE :lol:

well Sills :lol:

please - calm thyselves - - this guy was, as my boss put it, a bone-a-fyde "pine cone eater" and - kind of a freak :lol: and - get this - - this Valley is soooooooooooooo shockingly incestuous.......a CLOSE friend of mine called me today, who happened to have grown up in the same town as this guy. I mentioned I'd met someone from her town today - she asked his name - -

*GASP*

:lol:

not only does she KNOW him, she touched his pizzle had a slight peek at his deck in high school

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*SNORT*

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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The Lady has spoke-eth!!!

In your honoUr Bev:

Who The Tudor Are You??

Boy is this thing AAALLLLL messed up! It thinks I'm a Queen :o:lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

gads. long tiring day. typing with one hand as other is full of cat.

at least you working girls can have a drink at the end of a long day. what am i supposed to do? go to communion over and over until i get enough alcohol to relax?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
OMG--I'm a PROSTITUTE! :o:o

I, too . . . Well, perhaps Patti, Susie and I should go into business together.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
OMG--I'm a PROSTITUTE! :o:o

ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Me three <_<.........Heyyyyyyy.....aren't we all close to the same age? <_<

Edit: OK....me four

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curlyfries
Posted

Which cookie diet is best.......???????????? :huh:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
What am i supposed to do? Go to communion over and over until I get enough alcohol to relax?

You should do this, but do not partake of the host, as it is a source of gluten. The blood wine must not be wasted, so drink as much as you can from the chalice. If you don't, then the celebrant priest must finish it himself. We would not want an inebriated priest, would we?

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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You should do this, but do not partake of the host, as it is a source of gluten. The blood wine must not be wasted, so drink as much as you can from the chalice. If you don't, then the celebrant priest must finish it himself. We would not want an inebriated priest, would we?

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

well, i've had three glasses od wine (everybofy uses waterglasses for their wine, right?) so I think it's time for bed.

be of good cheer.

go forht and propagate (what do bishops say when they leave??)

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted

I've been playing with legos tonight!!! :D ......and giving Greys Anatomy another shot, or trying to. Why is Izzie still seeing dead Denny?? That's what lost me before.

Me three <_<.........Heyyyyyyy.....aren't we all close to the same age? <_<

Edit: OK....me four

I'm also a prostitute, so....me 5....6?? How many of us is there now?!?! Lots! :lol:

Sooze, can you please ask Shane to define "pine cone eater"?? :lol:

Bevel that place would give me the hee-bee jee-bees!!!!

Jess, put your feets up, take it easy

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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at least you working girls can have a drink at the end of a long day. what am i supposed to do? go to communion over and over until i get enough alcohol to relax?

:unsure: well, that's one way.....

I, too . . . Well, perhaps Patti, Susie and I should go into business together.

yes, strength in numbers.......but competition also :lol:

Which cookie diet is best.......???????????? :huh:

:blink: them google folks is messed up

Sillies - - no one laughed at my pizzle story - - should I take it out? Was it too graphic? Maybe I should just write that - my friend saw his deck. :lol::unsure:

Dang, I was sore amused and thought you'd all find it so funny. :huh:

well, never mind for the moment, am off to bed w/ Smelly Cat and Stinky Dog (whose utter stench doesn't bother me somehow :blink: ), shall see you on the morrow B)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Dang, I was sore amused and thought you'd all find it so funny. :huh:

I know how you feel <_<

You was funny......as usual :lol: ........I'm just tired -_-.....nighty-night all

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Sillies - - no one laughed at my pizzle story - - should I take it out? Was it too graphic? Maybe I should just write that - my friend saw his deck. :lol::unsure:

Dang, I was sore amused and thought you'd all find it so funny. :huh:

well, never mind for the moment, am off to bed w/ Smelly Cat and Stinky Dog (whose utter stench doesn't bother me somehow :blink: ), shall see you on the morrow B)

Sooze, I thought it was hilarious. I laughed. I cried. I thought I replied.......I said something about the pine cone eater and was thinking about the pizzle toucher....I am so very tired, maybe I didn't post it all.

OMG, my mom took A dog to the groomer today and he came back completely shaved :unsure: He looks like a hot dog dog, it's that short....counting the days until it grows back in and looks somewhat normal. Poor baby!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Me three <_<.........Heyyyyyyy.....aren't we all close to the same age? <_<

Edit: OK....me four

. . . and none of us make much money???

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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OMG, my mom took A dog to the groomer today and he came back completely shaved :unsure: He looks like a hot dog dog, it's that short....counting the days until it grows back in and looks somewhat normal. Poor baby!!

Perhaps Em could whip something together for him in the meantime . . .

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
I've been playing with legos tonight!!! :D ......and giving Greys Anatomy another shot, or trying to. Why is Izzie still seeing dead Denny?? That's what lost me before.

Julie, did you see that she figured it out . . . he was there to tell her she's dying (or sumptin's wrong wif her). Now, I've been watching all this time, and I've hated the Izzie/Denny thread, but I will say that the first time he said "I'm here for you" I thought "Oh, they are going to kill her off, she's going to die" . . . also thought, she must be going to stick with movies, she's gotten "too big in her own mind" for the show. Now last night reinforces it, although I don't know if she'll really die or not and it better be some sort of brain tumor or sumptin to "explain" the halucinations.

OK . . . back to the grind . . . another busy day today.

I got bit at preschool yesterday :ph34r: . . . and it was by a child and not one of the teachers :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Sillies - - no one laughed at my pizzle story - - should I take it out? Was it too graphic? Maybe I should just write that - my friend saw his deck. :lol::unsure:

Dang, I was sore amused and thought you'd all find it so funny. :huh:

Sorry Bev Susie!! It was indeed quite funny. And graphic??? No, Peoter takes the prize on that one . . . what wif providing pics and all.

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