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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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......... pass the chocolate...

Oh yeah! :D

I'm going out in a half hour, so I expect a new king/queen will be crowned by the time I get back. :rolleyes:

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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Thanks so much for the info on Michelle. I'll check the link after posting.

NOW...........you guys know I HIDE when it's roll over time.

yep, skertd..............won't be posting much :lol:

I'll be readn' along. B)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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:lol:

Please note that we have EIGHT guest readers.........waiting with baited breath for the Phlipover Coronation

:lol: :lol: :lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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So, we take a four-day weekend, and how are we spending Sunday?

Cleaning the phreekin' house. Chocolate, schmocolate, pass the vacuum. :angry:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Well Sills, the turnover is upon us......I see that everyone is hiding <_< Everyone afraid to be Reigning Monarch........alas, of course, you know that *I* am not afraid, and could work and campaign this very second, and become new queen in MINUTES if I so chose, and get it all over with, relieving all of youse who are askeert to post on this day....... :rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol: This had me guffawing.... . . . ..the whole nature of everyone askeert, and staying away to avoid the ENORMOUS responsibility, commitment, the entire magnitude of all that is involved in being the Psillyville Reigning Monarch.. .. .. :lol::lol::lol:

Thanks so much for the info on Michelle. I'll check the link after posting.

NOW...........you guys know I HIDE when it's roll over time.

yep, skertd..............won't be posting much :lol:

I'll be readn' along.

Understood, Joooody. :lol: 'Tis an enormous, stress-filled undertaking. . . . . ..

So, we take a four-day weekend, and how are we spending Sunday?

Cleaning the phreekin' house. Chocolate, schmocolate, pass the vacuum. :angry:

Hang around in here for a while, POeter.....I'll challenge ya for the next monarchy seat. Oh.....but....... . . .'Tis such a labour-intensive position, perhaps you should stay back and clean yer house .. . . much less demanding. . . . . ..

:rolleyes::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Wow. Here is my unadulterated second-favorite musher in the Quest....I recall Michelle mentioning him in a newsletter not long ago. This incredible guy is an absolute rookie, has come from poverty in Jamaica, where dogs are treated as nuisances and bottom-of-the-barrel creatures. . .... .. he has trained along the beaches of his country, and managed to qualify for this race. SO EXCITING!!

Talk about an underdog! (pun intended). . . . .....

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GO MICHELLE!!!! and.....GO NEWTON, TOO! :)

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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If nobody said we were close to crowning royalty again I wouldn't even notice, I never pay attention to what page we are on :lol:

Just a poop in and then I'm getting the heck out of Dodge :D

Hope everyone had a nice V-Day. Had me some dark chocolate (mistake number 1) that was like 79% cocoa (mistake number 2).....my heart was racing so fast thought I was going to go into cardiac arrest :lol: Me and high concentrations of caffeine don't mix :rolleyes:

So the Quest has begun, is "Mush!" an appropriate term to use?!?! :lol:

Guess it's time to bring the Yeti out too!!

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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It is drawing ever closer. Phate awaits phor one of us.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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So, we take a four-day weekend, and how are we spending Sunday?

Cleaning the phreekin' house. Chocolate, schmocolate, pass the vacuum. :angry:

:lol::lol::lol: . . . but seriously, can you come here next???

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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<snort> No posts in almost two hours . . . :lol::lol: . . . next one is it!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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wHERE the hecks PadT????????? :unsure:

GAH!!!!!!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Ooops!

Good evening my people :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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ALL HAIL QUEEN NIKKERLAH!!!!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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ALL HAIL QUEEN NIKKERLAH!!!!!!!!

Oh Thank Gawd!!!! . . . Congrats Queen Nicola . . . long live the Queen's dishwasher!!!

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Yayyyyy for Kween Niknik!!! So.....who're you appointing as the ophishul Kort Jester? :lol::lol:

Mush, I say! Mush! Could be a race....could be the thawing ground......could be a dinner :D

Keep us posted on the race.....I've never followed one of these before. Pretty exciting!

Pieters suking wif a vac!!! :o:lol:

Phinally done wif komputer apps...(I got plans fer this powerpoint!!)....now on to learning english! Ought to be easy enuff! <smirkinsnikkerface:>

elye Community Regular
elye
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Well!! All Hail. . . . . . .

:D:D:DQUEEN NIKERLER THE BRIT!!! :D:D:D

Seems quite fitting, really. . . . . you English pholk do make the best and most convincing royalty, I must say .. . . .... :lol:

Here is The Good Queen Nicola in her Psilly Crown:

. . . . . . . . . . . ⌂

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. B)

Actually, that looks rather Papal, doesn't it? Nik, would you rather be Pope for 100 pages? :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted

Queen Nikkle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh how perfect! WAIT! As your twin does this mean I get to take advantage of the perks of you being royalty?!?!? I am a part of the court am I not?!? Hee hee, I promise to stay in line and not upset you or I know it could be off with me head :o:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Congrats Nik!!! :D:D:D

Just walked in and had to see who our new reining monarch is :lol: Now I can go and get dinner :P

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Loooonnngggg Liiiiivvvveee Kweeeennnn Nikniiiikkkk!!

*******

WW

:huh:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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<snort> No posts in almost two hours . . . :lol::lol: . . . next one is it!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

well, was it the time zone, or was Nikerler the

ONLY ONE WITH ENOUGH balls SAND TO POST on the PHLIPOVER

*snoooooooooort*

:lol: :lol:

ALL HAIL NICOLA THE CURLY AND PAPAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

and - omg sills - -

what will happen at the NEXT coronation, which is a MILLENIAL PHLIP????????????

<bunch a lily-livered scaredy-cats> :lol: :lol:

:lol:

*snigger*

Yes, so much pressure at Psillyville Monarchial Rulings :lol:

back to........well, nothin' really

:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Yep, guess we won't be hearing from Queen Nikerler for a while. . . .she's off composing, editing and prioritizing her mandatory edicts, shining her sceptre and royal shield/coat of arms, and that robe. . .. ...... ..it's getting quite pilled from all the dry-cleaning chemicals. . ....

I do think that a temporary Papal designation would be much more attractive - - you get a fine, bullet-proof vehicle in which to be driven about, everybody prays for you, you get a very cool, big hat to don. . . . . .. ...much better perks, yes....

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Congrats Nikker!!

Take good care of the crown jules...oh...wait...she's in Colorado :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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OK, starting this by saying **inappropriate link warning**

I was watching this show on MSNBC about sex slaves and they said something about Craigs list being a source. So I go there and by golly there's a section for it and everything. So I look at some of the ads, and here's what's available...

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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OK, starting this by saying **inappropriate link warning**

I was watching this show on MSNBC about sex slaves and they said something about Craigs list being a source. So I go there and by golly there's a section for it and everything. So I look at some of the ads, and here's what's available...

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We were watching that too, the one about the girl in FL that had that new friend was very sad. About the Craigslist--one day at work about a yr ago, my old cubie mate and I were bored and she clicked on one of those ads by accident-- we had just been surfing around- well she clicked and soon there was this huge--um--dangling member-- :P:P on the screen and it was a close-up....we lost it and hurried up and clicked off the web page.

Morning Sillies--back to work yea? I wish it was still the weekend. I just want to stay in the new house- its so cozy there. I did end up getting to the apt and we packed up a lot of things and put them in the living room. Now after work this week we will stop by each day and grab a load of stuff to take to the house. We have lots of odds and ends left over at the apt yet.

I guess I should get off here and begin to work....blah!

elye Community Regular
elye
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I was watching this show on MSNBC about sex slaves and they said something about Craigs list being a source. So I go there and by golly there's a section for it and everything. So I look at some of the ads, and here's what's available...

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BA HA HA!! :lol::lol: Holy crap, and this blonde Renaissance Man is mere minutes from you, Jess! Sounds like he'd feed you grapes. . .. ....

Man, he woulda fixed me dishwasher while massaging my back! Crap, did I throw $181.00 into the wrong till.. .. . ... <_<:lol:

Right around 0 C today, here, and bright sun... . . gorgeous.....

Carry on!

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