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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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tom Contributor
It's the waning of Nik's reigning,

The phlipover is gaining.

With little time remaining,

Our Joooodie is abstaining.

And our Jule shant rule,

Trickery on Jude 'twould be cruel,

Uhhhhhhhhh .. . ....

Any royalty virgins IN the candidate pool?

Woohoo my Wildcats made the Sweet16 after such a hullabaloo last weekend about not even belonging in the tournament.

Gotta love the March Madness!! :)


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elye Community Regular
And our Jule shant rule,

Trickery on Jude 'twould be cruel,

Uhhhhhhhhh .. . ....

Any royalty virgins IN the candidate pool?

:lol:

Methinks there is Pahdt,

On our throne she's not sat.

An incredible stat.......

Must do somefin' 'bout DAT!

:rolleyes:

Woohoo my Wildcats made the Sweet16 after such a hullabaloo last weekend about not even belonging in the tournament.

Gotta love the March Madness!! :)

WOOOOO HOOOO! Well, the Nepean Wildcats are halfway through their playoffs.....two more games, tomorrow night and this weekend. They are 3 and 0! :)

All right.....I have put up this avatar because I want all Psillies to weigh in on the coloUr of this errant crutch-tip. Is it not THEEEE most brick-coloUred thing, besides an actual brick, that you have ever seen?? Note that I have placed it next to our outdoor brick wall, for easy reference.

I have emailed this picture to Mr. Crutch-tip Connoisseur Shuttle Man, defying him to deny that this coloUr exists in the world of crutch-tippery.

Watch, he will shoot back a reply, accusing me of fancy photoshop colour-enhancing trickery. :angry:

tom Contributor
.. ..world of crutch-tippery.

Hehehehe

Yup, bricky as a brick, just like I remember 'em.

Go BOTH Wildcats!!!!!

psawyer Proficient
Oliver's better! POeter, it is strange how type one diabetes is SO common among cats. They are desert creatures, always borderline dehydrated with very concentrated urine.....does this have anything to do with it? Not sure. . . ....

And you have him on Lantus? Hell, how can you tell when he's having an insulin reaction? My cats would be in real trouble, as they are outdoors quite a bit and I rarely see them during the day......all I would do is worry.

We have him on Lantus twice daily, but at a conservative dose for now. The protocol calls for an initial dose of 0.25u/kg BID, which would call for 2.5u BID, but we have him on 2.0u BID. Janice (DVM) wants to keep him there until he is finished his course of ABX for the bladder infection. Lantus is absorbed at roughly twice the rate in cats that it is in humans, so it needs to be given twice daily (BID).

Our cats are indoor cats, although in the good weather they are allowed out on the back deck. It is designed to be escape-resistant, although there have been two or three incidents over time where one has gotten out briefly. Because hypoglycemia is harder to deal with in cats, the target BG levels are higher than they are in humans. Apparently, this does not cause long-term problems for the cats.

But here is the thing that is truly remarkable: in cats who are put directly on glargine (Lantus) upon diagnosis, there is a very high remission rate. In one study, 8 out of 8 cats recovered enough within 90 days to no longer require insulin at all! Over larger groups, the rate is more like 70%. This, of course, is when the insulin is combined with a permanent change to a low-carbohydrate diet.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

QUOTE (tom @ Mar 22 2009, 05:07 PM) post_snapback.gifAnd our Jule shant rule,

Trickery on Jude 'twould be cruel,

Uhhhhhhhhh .. . ....

Any royalty virgins IN the candidate pool?

:lol:

Methinks there is Pahdt,

On our throne she's not sat.

An incredible stat.......

Must do somefin' 'bout DAT!

:ph34r: these were just too good not to risk posting how much i loved them'i still don't know how you guys know when this will happen.

Hell when ever there is a royal change over my Kitchen ceiling leaks......and i ain't even Queeen.

Please don't make me be queen............ :o:blink::unsure::(

know you've told me before.......# isn't there now but is it in the 700's and in the left side of page when we're posting.???? we have about 50 or so more posts right????? :o

psawyer Proficient

The sequence number of each post is in the upper right of the post. This is post number #29931.

The first post on page 2000 will be #29986, so we are 55 posts away.

elye Community Regular
...in cats who are put directly on glargine (Lantus) upon diagnosis, there is a very high remission rate. In one study, 8 out of 8 cats recovered enough within 90 days to no longer require insulin at all! Over larger groups, the rate is more like 70%. This, of course, is when the insulin is combined with a permanent change to a low-carbohydrate diet.

Oh, man. . .. . . . if only this were the case with humans. . .... . . ...!

Wouldn't that be truly incredible, POeter? To have our diabetes go into remission??

Wow. . .. ......... . .. . . . . .... ..... . . .. .

Even for just a weekend. .. . . . ...a two-day holiday. . . . ...no blood-testing, no insulin reactions, no injections. . . . . . . ... :dreamyface:

Yes, Jooooodeee! If you are the first one to post on page 2,000......you are the new monarch. ;)

Now, you two have posted, but you did NOT weigh in with your coloUr vote: What say you, Joooodie and POeter, regarding my crutch-tip coloUr? Rather brick-like, wouldn't you say?

I'm larfing away here, thinking about you all emailing Mr. Crutch-tip Afficionado......I think you should do this. He was SOOOO self-righteously certain about the possible coloUrs of crutch-tips.

I want him to hear of his gross error from MANY MOUTHS. :lol:


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Methinks there is Pahdt,

On our throne she's not sat.

An incredible stat.......

Must do somefin' 'bout DAT!

ohhhhhhhhh extremely good! *snort* :lol: :lol: as was Ptaum's......nice to see you, Ptaum! come back more phrequently, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

Happy Mother's Day NikNik!!!!!!!!! :) didja burn your posh candle for the required minimum time? :lol:

OMG - Smackl's hair - - that's what MINE would look like, in default setting :lol: He's got BIG HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I fight that every day of me life :angry:

let's see......

I've in mind a Queen

Heretofore unseen

That is all I will say

Until phlipover day

:lol: sorry, that was lame

Em's crutch tip debate :lol: :lol: :lol:

well, it's a very ORANGE brick......more like terra cotta, I'd say. Mr. Crutch Tip Connoisseur Shuttle Man can easily SEE that it's an orange brick-like coloUr. However, I will offer up this - - since it's speculated that this colour has not been seen anywhere else in the world of crutch-tippery - - might it have been bleached/altered from exposure to ho'tub chemicals? I mean, do they TEST the durability of the crutch tip colours in chlorine before dispatch?

:lol:

got nowt else, very tired, I have not been falling asleep lately until about 3 am, DESPITE increasing my sleep meds :(

FREEZING COLD and LIGHT RAIN HERE!!!!!!!!!!! am thrilled out of my mind! :rolleyes:

but high 70's next week.........

JUDITH!!!!!!! there are 15 posts per page so......just count the posts on the number of the pages and.......stay clear when there are close to 15 posts on page 1999.

:lol: Cracking up that people are askeert to be Queen here. Like it's really hard er sumphin. :lol:

elye Community Regular
- - might it have been bleached/altered from exposure to ho'tub chemicals? I mean, do they TEST the durability of the crutch tip colours in chlorine before dispatch?

Yes, Soooozle, I have thought much about this.....I am certain that the crutch-tip coloUr has been altered from the bromine in the ho'-tub. Faded it, I am sure. Allowing for this, I would have put the original coloUr at considerably darker, much more brownish, more....well....brick-coloUred. :lol:

So many questions spring from all this... .... .how long was it in the tub?? Did it move around, get bumped and kicked, perhaps causing accelerated coloUr loss?

Why did no one notice it? Feel this big rubber thing??

HOW IN HELL did it get IN THERE??

:huh:

:lol::lol:

Soooozie needs to sleep. .. . . . . . . -_--_--_-

jerseyangel Proficient
.......must learn to turn on lights before traipsing across room......

Sounds like a recipe fer a stubbed toe?? :(

T'is MOTHERS DAY here

Happy Mum's Day, Nik--to one of the bestest mums I know :D:D

Methinks there is Pahdt,

On our throne she's not sat.

An incredible stat.......

Must do somefin' 'bout DAT!

:lol::lol:

And yer new av!!!!!!!

Please don't make me be queen............ :o:blink::unsure::(

Now Judith, you'd make a dandy phine Queen ;):D

Just catchin' up a little--I saw our Lisa at the hospital today. I'll phill ya'll in via email later..note me new av :)

happygirl Collaborator
Just catchin' up a little--I saw our Lisa at the hospital today. I'll phill ya'll in via email later..note me new av :)

I love the picture!!! So thrilled you were able to see Lisa and give her a hug.

elye Community Regular

YAY, Patteigh!! SOOOO happy you saw our Leeeesargh......

This makes my heart go dancing. . . . . . :):):):):)

Jestgar Rising Star

Fab av Patti :)

I hope you gave her a separate hug from each of us. :wub: :wub:

Jestgar Rising Star

From My SIL

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still..

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

psawyer Proficient
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

Hmmm. Been there, done that, posted the photo months ago. B)

elye Community Regular
Hmmm. Been there, done that, posted the photo months ago. B)

:lol::lol: Yes, a moment that will truly go down in the Annals of Classic Psillyville... ...

psawyer Proficient

Angel Patti hooked up with curly Lisa. :)

I love the av with both of you and (I assume) Brian.

elye Community Regular

Good Monday Morning, Psillies!

Patti descending on Lisa and Brian :wub::wub:

Little bits of good news continue to come. . . . .. :)

Freezing here, today..... :angry:

Sooooozle! Did you eat all that ice cream?

flourgirl Apprentice

Mornin Psillyville!

Pah-tay....thanks for the update emails, and your av is superb! It's wonderful that you can be there in person to give support...you are truly an angel!

Em.....definitely brick colored! Seems to me they come in brown, black, white...depending on the color of the crutch....did you get a response from your "oh so knowing" driver?

Still chasing deer....they run to the neighbors yard, turn to stare at us as if to say "what nerve!" and wait for us to go back inside :lol: They have NO fear at all! I remember using preditor urine back in NY, and not being able to find it again. Must look for some here. May have to resort to "see thru" fences, but I hate the idea, and I won't give up gardening! :P

Off to work. Can hardly wait to see what the day brings :P (I've come to the conclusion that there is an unwritten law of nature that each workplace has at least ONE difficult person to deal with). Hope you all are having a day that makes you smile!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies-

Patti love the new av! You are an angel indeed. Or like that song goes Undercover Angel :):):)

John is home sick again--hopefully he will get into the doc.

I made chocolate peanutbutter chip cookies last night--this morning they are very hard....I know I didn't screw them up- maybe they are just that type of cookie...

I am back at work in this dreadful place....dreaded coming here all weekend--especially after the whole gift card thing happened...Not one of us is jealous-our common thoughts are it is just not right to have done it the way it was done....just awkward all around.

Hmmm--yes cold indeed thought it was spring now---sure doesn't feel like it.

Jestgar Rising Star
Off to work. Can hardly wait to see what the day brings :P (I've come to the conclusion that there is an unwritten law of nature that each workplace has at least ONE difficult person to deal with). Hope you all are having a day that makes you smile!

Does this mean that, if yours doesn't have one, then it's YOU? :P

elye Community Regular
Does this mean that, if yours doesn't have one, then it's YOU? :P

Hmmmm....that's probably the way it is at my job...... .. it's me. I'm the one people are likely constantly rolling their eyes at, shaking their heads over. . . ....

I'm taking the crutch-tip in to show the students today....get their take on it.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Does this mean that, if yours doesn't have one, then it's YOU? :P

:lol::lol:

. . . and if you're self-employed??? . . . nobody could stand to work with you???

Morning all!!!

Patti, so glad that you were able to meet with Lisa and Brian. :wub:

Jess, really liked that motion detector bird sprayer thingy . . . might have to get one of those to use for . . . ummmmm . . . tricker-treaters or sumptin!!!

Spring has sprung!!! A frog has found us!!! and moved into our pond!!! Yeah!!!! We have always found frogs and brought them to our pond. Then they wait for the first couple of rainy days in a row and make a run for it. I've heard that if you bring the frogs to your pond, they'll leave but if a frog finds you, he'll stay . . . we'll see.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Hmmmm....that's probably the way it is at my job...... .. it's me. I'm the one people are likely constantly rolling their eyes at, shaking their heads over. . . ....

I'm taking the crutch-tip in to show the students today....get their take on it.

Oh . . . so you have show-n-tell day at your school???

Green12 Enthusiast

Morning Sills!

Patti, your avatar just makes me smile and feel all warm and fuzzy inside :wub:

Woohoo my Wildcats made the Sweet16 after such a hullabaloo last weekend about not even belonging in the tournament.

Gotta love the March Madness!! :)

Hi Tom!!! How are you? How's your job? How have you been feeling? You've been quiet.

WOOHOO on your Wildcats!!!!

Yes, Soooozle, I have thought much about this.....I am certain that the crutch-tip coloUr has been altered from the bromine in the ho'-tub. Faded it, I am sure.

I concur about the faded color Em

It looks........clay colored, like sun baked clay.

Mornin Psillyville!

Still chasing deer....they run to the neighbors yard, turn to stare at us as if to say "what nerve!" and wait for us to go back inside :lol: They have NO fear at all! I remember using preditor urine back in NY, and not being able to find it again. Must look for some here. May have to resort to "see thru" fences, but I hate the idea, and I won't give up gardening! :P

Predator urine, I wonder what aisle in the grocery store one can find that....next to the ant killer sprays??

John is home sick again--hopefully he will get into the doc.

I made chocolate peanutbutter chip cookies last night--this morning they are very hard....I know I didn't screw them up- maybe they are just that type of cookie...

Morning Amanda.

Sorry about John, how have his stomach symptoms been lately?

That's a bummer your cookies reached projectile status :lol: ...but they sounded good :)

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