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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Mtndog Collaborator

Just wanted to poop in and see Patti's avatar- :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: So happy you got to see them. Despite all the stress (including yer move PadT)- they look good! Patti- Your new profile pic is beautiful- you look so elegant!

Ptaum dropped in! :D

Gianknit- Love yer av of his hair! It looks so wavy and thick :jealous face:

And Em's crutch tip :lol: :lol:

I'm off for a few days with my sis and dad tomorrow- it's our annual "Remember Mom" trip.Looking forward to it..........I'l poop in when I return. Love to all!


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Sooooozle! Did you eat all that ice cream?

Yes. In one day, three shifts. After SWEARING I wouldn't. :ph34r::ph34r:

Cookies reaching projectile status!!!!!! that is a GOOD one Jewel-lee :lol:

:wub: Just out of my mind and my heart doth sing at seeing those three Sillies in Patti's av

:):):)

Mtndog Collaborator

Oh, and spring is in need f viagra today here- the crocuses bloomed this weekend and it is now

28 FREAKING DEGREES OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <insertBRRRRRRRRRface>

elye Community Regular
Oh . . . so you have show-n-tell day at your school???

:lol: Whatever it takes to get 'em using English vocabulary.....I think the hyphenated word "crutch-tip" is extremely valuable, and crucial for a beginner group's must-learn list. . . .. ...

Predator urine, I wonder what aisle in the grocery store one can find that....next to the ant killer sprays??

Yes! Perhaps it is in with the garden products.....Predpee in an industrial spray bottle.. . . ..... :lol:

I'm off for a few days with my sis and dad tomorrow- it's our annual "Remember Mom" trip.Looking forward to it..........I'l poop in when I return. Love to all!

This sounds wonderful, Bevel! have a super time wif yer family! :)

Amanda! We need an update on John. . .. . . ...how is he doing?

Sooooozie's disappearing ice cream. . . . . . .. :o:lol: What flavour was it? I just want some detail....wanna live vicariously through you . . .. ...

jerseyangel Proficient
I'm off for a few days with my sis and dad tomorrow- it's our annual "Remember Mom" trip.Looking forward to it..........I'l poop in when I return. Love to all!

Have a lovely time, Bev :D Safe travels and we'll see you when you when you get back :)

Yes. In one day, three shifts. After SWEARING I wouldn't. :ph34r::ph34r:

I say, if you can eat ice cream--go fer it!! :lol: I'm also living vicariously through you on this :rolleyes:

Just took a break from all this organizing and had me phavorite treat--homemade popcorn and a Boylan's Cane Cola. That hit the spot :P Should have gotten right back to work, but the computer beckoned :lol:

28 FREAKING DEGREES OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <insertBRRRRRRRRRface>

It's 80 and partly sunny here B) Sorry, but it's still a novelty :ph34r::lol:

:lol: Whatever it takes to get 'em using English vocabulary.....I think the hyphenated word "crutch-tip" is extremely valuable, and crucial for a beginner group's must-learn list. . . .. ...

Em, you are pseriously the phunniest person I've ever met :D:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Phorgot to add--Amanda, I'm also thinking about John. Let us know after he sees the doc ;)

I have had baked goods harden up on me too. They're fine the first day, but overnight they turn into frisbees :D It's hit and miss sometimes :angry:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Was looking online for some new frisbees for JoDog (she prefers a certain type that Wal-Mart used to carry) . . . somehow got into frisbee dogs on youtube . . . which then led me to this:

:lol::lol:

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I have had baked goods harden up on me too. They're fine the first day, but overnight they turn into frisbees :D It's hit and miss sometimes :angry:

Why does this happen? Drives me nuts, and I thought it was something I was specifically doing, but sounds like we all get calcified cookies on a regular basis. I've tried underbaking them, adding more oil.. . . . . . ..bah.

We should send all of our cookie failures to Tareeesuh.....methinks they may repel deer like they do my kids. :rolleyes:

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:lol::lol:

Didn't Soooozle say that Stinker was something of a howling conversationalist?

elye Community Regular

Jiahgnitt, every time I see Smackl in your av I larf out loud.....he is such a cutie! What a terrific, impish smile! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Jiahgnitt, every time I see Smackl in your av I larf out loud.....he is such a cutie! What a terrific, impish smile! :lol:

OK . . . give me a couple of secs . . . I'm going to change to the back view . . . :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

OK, hit yer "refresh" buttons. Keep in mind, he does have a small frame . . . and I always thought his head looked a little big for his body :lol: . . . but this view just cracks me up!!! :lol::lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
OK, hit yer "refresh" buttons. Keep in mind, he does have a small frame . . . and I always thought his head looked a little big for his body :lol: . . . but this view just cracks me up!!! :lol::lol:

If I didn't know that was the back of his head, I'd think he was looks the hairy man in the circus :lol: :lol: It's SO cute though!!!!!!! What's his ultimate goal? A ponytail? He's gonna be ALL hair. And it's nice hair!

I see Leesa ((((((WAVING HELLO MADLY))))))))))))))))))))

Darn210 Enthusiast
What's his ultimate goal?

HellIfIKnow . . . now that it's starting to get warmer, he has noticed that he's starting to get hot during Tae Kwon Do . . . and his bike helmet isn't as comfortable. He did mention donating it so someone could make a wig and I told him he needed to grow it out until it was 10 inches . . . his response: :huh: . . . so I don't think he's going to do it. :lol::lol:

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Hey, Psillies

Been trying to keep up, often reading incognito. But got behind the last few days. Tried to catch up, but had nae the energy, so I skipped some pages.

Just wanted to report that Brian's biggest bruise has been closely analyzed,and it has been decided that it looks like a big fat Thanksgiving turkey. Hubby wanted me to be sure and give the report.

Also......we met Nathan's college advisor the other day. He sounds like Antonio Banderas and is almost as pretty :swoon: He's from Argentina with Italian mixed in.

More good news today.......watch for updates.

Love you all :wub:

elye Community Regular
Just wanted to report that Brian's biggest bruise has been closely analyzed,and it has been decided that it looks like a big fat Thanksgiving turkey. Hubby wanted me to be sure and give the report.

:lol::lol::lol:

Leeeeesargh!! :wub::wub: You hilarious, incredible couple, you and your Brian!! This has made me just guffaw.........I cannot tell you how I admire you both, laughing like this in such stressful, dire times. You are amazing! SOOO fantastic to read you again! We have missed you terribly here...it has not been the same. Anyone coming on here after being away for a few pages has been COMPLETELY lost without your updates.....

...And Nathans' college advisor!!!! B);)

jerseyangel Proficient
OK, hit yer "refresh" buttons. Keep in mind, he does have a small frame . . . and I always thought his head looked a little big for his body :lol: . . . but this view just cracks me up!!! :lol::lol:

:lol: The kid's all hair :lol: I'm jealous...... :P

More good news today.......watch for updates.

Can not wait! :D

Mtndog Collaborator
Hey, Psillies

Been trying to keep up, often reading incognito. But got behind the last few days. Tried to catch up, but had nae the energy, so I skipped some pages.

Just wanted to report that Brian's biggest bruise has been closely analyzed,and it has been decided that it looks like a big fat Thanksgiving turkey. Hubby wanted me to be sure and give the report.

Also......we met Nathan's college advisor the other day. He sounds like Antonio Banderas and is almost as pretty :swoon: He's from Argentina with Italian mixed in.

More good news today.......watch for updates.

Love you all :wub:

BEST POST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wub: :wub: :wub::lol:

See, you ARE making coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green12 Enthusiast
Hey, Psillies

Been trying to keep up, often reading incognito. But got behind the last few days. Tried to catch up, but had nae the energy, so I skipped some pages.

Just wanted to report that Brian's biggest bruise has been closely analyzed,and it has been decided that it looks like a big fat Thanksgiving turkey. Hubby wanted me to be sure and give the report.

Also......we met Nathan's college advisor the other day. He sounds like Antonio Banderas and is almost as pretty :swoon: He's from Argentina with Italian mixed in.

More good news today.......watch for updates.

Love you all :wub:

Good to see a post from you Lisa. Been thinking lots about you and your hubby and son

:;wub: :wub:

Bev, thinking of you tomorrow for you special Remember Mom trip :wub:

Sooze, what about the paotato chips?? Did they make it out alive?! :lol: Hope you enjoyed the ice cream...I would have, every last bite!!!

Love smackl's hair Janet :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast

LEESARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub::wub:

so good to hear from you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just love seeing you post when you can :) Turkey bruise!!!!!!!! Lurve that

Bevel - enjoy your trip - that is so special that you guys do this :wub:

talking dogs!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Yes, Stinker had soooooo much to say, good memory, Em. Nothing that sounded like words, though :lol:

Smackl's hair :lol: is he reverting to Dandelion Head?

Jools - I ate 2/3 of the bag of chips and took the rest to Janie's - had to

but - ate the whole pint of ice cream, I did, in one day :ph34r:

aaaaaaaannnnnnd just had the most POINTLESS chiropractic visit ever :angry: He spent less than four minutes with me and I only got ONE crack.....after that, he left me on some stupid "massaging" table for 5 minutes and I said......."don't I get any more cracking? is that it?"

I still can't turn my head and don't feel any better <_<

but...... I DID find some Tommy Bahama sunglasses at TJ Maxx marked down to - get this - fifty cents

B)

and another pair of Lily Pulitzer (very posh label) for 4.99 :rolleyes:

and another pair of flip flops :ph34r:

elye Community Regular

Soooozle's gotten herselph some bar-gooooons! B):)

Ottawa Wildcats 3, Gloucester Losers 0.....!! :D:D

Sophie played really well.....flippin' around, standing on 'er head. . . . . ..

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

oh GO SOPHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just fantastic......but, on her 'ead? :huh: dear gawd....

Um.......Em........sometimes when I look at yer av, I think I'm looking at some.......peculiar baked goods and.......I wonder if The Others may think this also.......strange, crutch-tip looking bread

:lol:

Leesargh's reading along!!!!!!!!! She does need her some silly :)

I just LOVE LOVE LOVE Patti's av, and those three darling, smiling sillies, hangin' tough :wub:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG :lol: :lol:

My last post just took us to page 1999

just a few posts to go until the Millenial Kween or King!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I imagine it'll get awfully quiet around here :lol: :lol:

<chickens>

Jestgar Rising Star
Um.......Em........sometimes when I look at yer av, I think I'm looking at some.......peculiar baked goods and.......I wonder if The Others may think this also.......strange, crutch-tip looking bread

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I do the same thing!

psawyer Proficient
<chickens>

Cluck. Cluck. Me a chicken? :o

So good to see Curly Lisa posting again, and about a psilly psubject.

I can hear my clock. Tick. Tick. Tick. In about fifteen minutes it will burst into song, emulating a nuthatch.

A new monarch will take longer, methinks.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

THEREESARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! there you are!!!!!!! you're not afraid to be Kween, are ya????

I KNOW you are not....I just know it!!!!!!!!!! :)

Only a few more posts to go........it could happen while I am sleeping! Thereby foiling my (backup) plan......but I'm okay wiht that!!

But Tea.......you'd make a FINE QUEEN!!!!!! we could all do tons and tons of planting, sowing, tending, digging......in your magical world! and........we'd pee in jugs, huge, copious jugs, to ward off the predators!!!!

:)

my gawd I am bored :mellow:

:lol:

I wonder if I'll ever get a life....

have been pondering a house trade........a month in Ireland or Scotland..........they can stay here.....but - what about my babies? :( Can NAE leave my babies for a month! And......if people came to stay here.......they'd be in the damned 'No........not a place to STAY - merely a central point, a launching-off place to get to everywhere else (Yosemite, two hours.....Carmel, almost three, Big Sur, three-and-a-half.....Los Angeles, four.......San Francisco, three, etc.) so.........my pets could starve and die :o :o

I don't think I can do the house swap until......I find someone who will house my babes for a solid month :lol:

Or, until I live in a better city, where people would actually want to STAY <_<

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