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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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but - now I am rather SURE 'tis you who is Oscar :lol:

it's either you, or gian-knit

I KNOW it

NOPE!

it's EMILEIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOPE!

I KNOW WHO IT IS!!!..... :P

I'm so special, I even got a PM from Oscar quite a while back.......it's the reason Oscar joined to begin with.

Now can you figger it out? :D

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Just caught Oscar's date.....that's what I get for trying to skim thru posts.

...But still.......I DID get a PM from an Oscar :D

Edit: Just looked for it, but then I remembered........it was an e-mail in response to something on the psillie thread......still think it's the same Oscar. Oscar had a last name.........actually........a lot of names!

Are you confuzzled even more???

elye Community Regular
elye
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. . . .. . . . ....I know whooooo Oscar is .. . . . ..... . ..

B)

Oscar Apprentice
Oscar
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. . . .. . . . ....I know whooooo Oscar is .. . . . ..... . ..

B)

Me too..... :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Are you confuzzled even more???

Yes! :blink:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Nikki's av goes so well wif that last post!!!

I'm confoozled too . . . will have to put my thinkin' hat on . . . hmmmmm . . . I think I'm back to llamalady.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Just got off the phone--had a marathon 3 hour visit wif me parents and sister. :)

Has Oscar not come clean yet????? :P

Hey, Lisa popped by and I missed her....some good news today, though :)

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Just got off the phone--had a marathon 3 hour visit wif me parents and sister. :)

Has Oscar not come clean yet????? :P

Hey, Lisa popped by and I missed her....some good news today, though :)

So what's up with this new trend of saying 'I've got wonderful news!' and then NOT TELLING WHAT IT IS? Didn't they teach you to share in kindergarten?!??!?!?!

WardGirl Rookie
WardGirl
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I'm late on my congrats but congrats to the new Queen :) Texas Pattie :)

Well you're in Texas Pattie if you happen to see a certain hunky guy that plays Nick Stokes do say a Hi to him for me :)

Time for the Silly-gross out story of the year---

This is got to be the grossest story ever. YUCK!

Hi Oscar. How you doing today :)

*insert evil grin* I know who Oscar is also :D

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Hi Oscar. How you doing today :)

*insert evil grin* I know who Oscar is also :D

No fair!!!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Um - Jess has to ask before using anything? :blink: what in hell? Okay then do this.........ask about EVERY SINGLE THING.......before you pick up a pen, say "does this work?" a stapler........staple remover........turning on a light......using a pencil...........sitting at yer OWN computer.......ask about every single thing, all day

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I would just get scolded and told to behave....but I will try to find a way of innocently asking if things work. :rolleyes:

And I have no idea who Oscar is...

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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*insert evil grin* I know who Oscar is also :D

I bet you do!!! :D:D;)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I would just get scolded and told to behave....but I will try to find a way of innocently asking if things work. :rolleyes:

Yeah Jess--kill 'em wif kindness :P

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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I would just get scolded and told to behave....but I will try to find a way of innocently asking if things work. :rolleyes:

Jess, do it!!! Shake your fellow scientists up, raz em a little :D

I bet you do!!! :D:D;)

OH, I know who it is!!!

*jumping up and down clapping hands*

LOLOLOL

:D

Nikki, cooking quinoa?!?! :lol::lol:

I actually like it, but don't cook it at all anymore though since I don't eat many grains. I found it came out best in the pressure cooker. Pressure cookers are even scarier to use though than the quinoa itself, sooooooo

I'd say quinoa is a no go for you :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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I sometimes make up a batch of quinoa (I don't bother rinsing it at all - -too lazy), and keep it in the fridge for heating up in the morning as a hot cereal. Both my kids love it as a porridge, with milk and a bit of honey or brown sugar. It sort of has a nutty taste.. . . . . . yum.

Oscar the Grouch! Actually, you are about the UN-grouchiest character around. . . . . ... ;)

Oscar Apprentice
Oscar
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Oscar the Grouch! Actually, you are about the UN-grouchiest character around. . . . . ... ;)
:wub:
Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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Hi Oscar! All though surprised, it's good to see you here!!! :D You must have some time off from your usual activities. Have fun with the Sillies!!!

Congratulations Patti on your Queenship!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Congratulations Patti on your Queenship!

Thank you Momma G :D

So good to see you posting over here :D:D

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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I sometimes make up a batch of quinoa (I don't bother rinsing it at all - -too lazy), and keep it in the fridge for heating up in the morning as a hot cereal. Both my kids love it as a porridge, with milk and a bit of honey or brown sugar. It sort of has a nutty taste.. . . . . . yum.

We buy Bob's Red Mill--it is already rinsed. When making it, the secret that we have found is in choosing the liquids. You add one part whole quinoa to two parts liquid, then bring to a boil and simmer for about 15 minutes.

Plain water works from a physical perspective, but the result is rather bland. To enhance the flavoUr, use something other than water as part of the liquid. We have used, and like and continue to use, one tbsp of VH gluten-free Soya Sauce in a cup of fluid. White wine also makes a good flavoUr enhancer. Hmm...must try Cabernet Sauvignon sometime. Jess, maybe you could try some red wine, if you have any left over after making pudding. :huh:

Chicken or beef broth would also liven up the quinoa.

Momma Goose, yes, it is good to see you being silly again. :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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. White wine also makes a good flavoUr enhancer. Hmm...must try Cabernet Sauvignon sometime. Jess, maybe you could try some red wine, if you have any left over after making pudding. :huh:

Oh the scorn those of us who drink nothing but alcohol must endure :overlydramaticwilt:

Fortunately, at some point, we no longer care... :P :P

Oscar Apprentice
Oscar
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Oh the scorn those of us who drink nothing but alcohol must endure

What?? There is something else to drink? Who knew? Must go fetch another libation. :lol:

Cats rule. Dogs drool.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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What?? There is something else to drink? Who knew? Must go fetch another libation. :lol:

When I was in grad school, in Utah, good beer was hard to come by (the reason why we made our own). Periodically I'd road trip to Colorado, where the was a handy liquor juuuust on the other side of the state line. I'd fill up my car and drive home. My drinking buddy came over one day and opened my frig. I had at least 6 cases of beer, and a bottle of ketchup. And nothing else. B)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Ya know, a libation sounds good.....we have an opened bottle of wine in the fridge......

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Cats rule. Dogs drool.

It's got to be POeter?? :unsure:

My Gaaaawd!!!!!!!!!!! JOOLS cooking quinoa in a pressure cooker??????...........run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!!!

EM cooks it as faux porridge?? :unsure:

I did cook it in stock as it has an air ofnothingness aboot it - BUT methinks TOO much fluid and it greedily soaked it all up and proceeded to go to gruel.

Yeah!, some red wine!!!! Isuppose it could work like Jess's pudding! :wacko: ......and after a while yer wouldn't even care if it was slop :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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yyYYYYAAAAAAAWWWWwwwnnnnnnn

Woke up a little after midnight and I've been awake since. It's rainy here, with a high probability of snuggly cats. It'd be a perfect day to call in sick......but it wouldn't do me any good in the long run, so may as well go in.

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