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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient

Hi sillies :D

Gawd, I missed a lot! We've been out looking at houses all weekend and I was happy to see over two pages of sillie when I got home.

Sarah!!!!!! :D I've missed you so much! Thanks for the update--I think about you guys so often.

LamaLady--jeesh, WIH have you been??? More importantly, who are you really?? :lol: We need a real good hint ;)

A gnu sillie!! Welcome mimommy! You a phunny goil :P

Jess--hope you're tucked away phast asleep by now :rolleyes: Sweet dreams, and hope yer much better in the morning.

Big news--Mark and I went out to eat fer our anniversary!!! :o:lol: Details here--

https://www.celiac.com/gluten-free/index.ph...c=56907&hl=

It was so freaking great to eat a meal that I didn't freaking cook myself!! :lol:

OMG--Amanda....John getting locked out :o

Em--yer mom at Sophie's game!! :lol::lol: Congrats to Miss Sophie :D

I'm thinkin' bout yer dad :)


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psawyer Proficient

Sarah, thanks for the update. Please keep in touch. :wub: :wub: :wub:

elye Community Regular

A Sarah Poop-in!! :):wub:

So fab to hear from you, Psilly Sarah ... ..... ..sounds like you're doin' okay. You are working, and your boys are well. It's fantastic. I'm sure there is very little time for you to drop in here, but PLEASE DO whenever you get the chance!!

Pahtee! What a great PF Changs story. I am very sorry to say that we don't have this chain up here (at least, not in my parts).. . . ... :(

Ya gotta give us somefin' to ponder over with you, Padt - - start posting potential real estate listings, puleeeze! :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Morning

so nice to hear the good news postings and hearing from Sarah

Patti congratson anniv and eating out

Em hope Dad is better

Amanda how is John

Have a great day the rest of our sillies.

Judy

DingoGirl Enthusiast

SARAH!!!!!!!!!! :):):)

How we have missed you, hope you can try and poop in more often! Sounds like things are going just a bit better, I think of you all the time! :wub:

Please come by for the Psillie whenever you can, and let us know how things are!

Ya gotta give us somefin' to ponder over with you, Padt - - start posting potential real estate listings, puleeeze!

:lol: I KNOW! we have GOT to get on this Houston real estate decision-making fer Padt and Mark!!!!!!!!!

Just thrilled with your dinner experience......PF Chang's has been a GREAT place for me - so great that I'm sick of it! :huh:

Awfully quiet here today sills...........

Amanda - how is John?

em - yer dad?

Hi JUDITH!!!!!!!!!

Hi Poeter!!!!!

:)

well.......going to be 80 degrees here today, Sills........approaching hot weather <_< so must savor how gorgeous it is now........

more later!

elye Community Regular

Well, my dad is the same. . . . . ...he is particularly disgruntled about being back in the hospital right now because it is my mom's birthday tomorrow, and he wants to....what.. . ... . ..bake a cake for her? Clean the apartment? Dress up and go out for dinner? Um, that just has never been happening. . . ...... :rolleyes:

Plus, it is their BIG wedding anniversary in a couple of weeks. Hope he's out fer that.. . .. ... .. ..

Um, we have had some of that Toronto psnaough, POeter. .. .... <_< Me driveway is looking rather white.. . ....

jerseyangel Proficient
Plus, it is their BIG wedding anniversary in a couple of weeks. Hope he's out fer that.. . .. ... .. ..

Oh Em, that's right--their anniversary is coming up :( Poor thing--of course he wants nothing to do with being in the hospital--now of all times.

I'm sending happy, healing thoughts his way :)

I can't belive ya'll are still having sno!! :o I've lost all touch with reality :lol: Been wearin' summer clothes now fer weeks B)


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elye Community Regular
I can't belive ya'll are still having sno!! I've lost all touch with reality :lol: Been wearin' summer clothes now fer weeks B)

OMG........it really is another world down there. . . ... . . Pahdeigh in her Birks, year 'round. . . .. .... :huh:;)

psawyer Proficient

We have had snow, rain, ice pellets and sleet, and it is not over yet. Current conditions as I look out the back window is light snow. We are expecting another 5 to 10 cm in the next 24 hours.

I think I could take what Susie and Patti are experiencing. ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast

am checking this whilst at work - HAH! so take that, Forest Service :P

Padt's lost touch w/ reality :lol:

well - we have 80 here today, but then it's going to snow in 2 or 3 days (at elevation) :blink:

and..........I am STRICKEN with ennui - laminating things all day at work :mellow:

it's way too quiet everywhere in general - everyone's on spring break or summat :angry:

*bored sigh*

:huh:

elye Community Regular

:huh::huh::huh: WHERE IN HELL IS EVERYBODY???? :huh::huh::huh:

Gah... . .. . . . pardon my outburst.... .. ....... . I just MISS everyone!

Jack has a query for us all:

Would you rather have a magnetic head, or a magnetic bum?

:huh:

:lol:

psawyer Proficient

A magnetic bum might help me avoid slipping off when sitting on a metal chair or bench. And it would be nice to think that I had an "attractive" ass. B)

Jestgar Rising Star
A magnetic bum might help me avoid slipping off when sitting on a metal chair or bench. And it would be nice to think that I had an "attractive" ass. B)

:lol::lol::lol:

Thanks Peter (and Jack), I really needed that.

Yes, I'm still at work. All the graphs exist, although without suitable labeling.

Singing

at the top of my lungs.
DingoGirl Enthusiast
Well, my dad is the same. . . . . ...he is particularly disgruntled about being back in the hospital right now because it is my mom's birthday tomorrow, and he wants to....what.. . ... . ..bake a cake for her? Clean the apartment? Dress up and go out for dinner? Um, that just has never been happening. . . ...... :rolleyes:

Plus, it is their BIG wedding anniversary in a couple of weeks. Hope he's out fer that.. . .. ... .. ..

phorgot to comment on this earlier.........it do not matter why your dad wants to be out for your mum's birfday, he just wants to be OUT, and he should be!!!!!!! :) Hoping he is out quite soon.......

WHERE IN HELL IS EVERYBODY????

Gah... . .. . . . pardon my outburst.... .. ....... . I just MISS everyone!

:( I know.....it's NEVER been so quiet here in the 'ville. We are going to have to recruit soon......should we post summat on the main forum? :huh: Just HOW will we find jen-yoo-eyne PSILLIES???????????????

But......we need Ptaum.......and Nik.......and Jools........and Laura.......and Momma G....and Leesargh....and Sarah ALL THE TIME........and the old-timers who USED to post. :(

and - it would be really fun if Yoko would poop in regularly!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

A magnetic bum might help me avoid slipping off when sitting on a metal chair or bench. And it would be nice to think that I had an "attractive" ass.

:lol: :lol:

I LOVE Jack's new query. I do think it would be less troublesome to have things attach to one's arse, rather than one's head. Just a thought. :lol:

Yes, I'm still at work. All the graphs exist, although without suitable labeling.

Singing

at the top of my lungs.

WOT????????? :blink: THAT song is in your head?

That sort of reminded me of "Lemon Tree" by Trini Lopez........Lauren and I worked at this silly "gallery" in Monterey and we worked with Trini Lopez's daughter.........and had that celiac disease in the store.......we danced wildly to it all the time.......but only when young Holly wasn't there

:lol:

ALL DAY LONG I have had "Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters" in my head and on my Ipod.....I sang that song at work all day and drove them mad :lol:

am drinking red wine, and bored, and lonely :huh:

what else is new :lol:

elye Community Regular
A magnetic bum might help me avoid slipping off when sitting on a metal chair or bench. And it would be nice to think that I had an "attractive" ass. B)

:lol::lol:

This is a tough one. Yes, one would stay put on metal stools, to be sure...... . . but I can only imagine how one would constantly be pulling errant metal coins, keys, cutlery, chains out of one's crack. . . . . .....

:blink:

:lol:

mimommy Contributor
:lol::lol:

This is a tough one. Yes, one would stay put on metal stools, to be sure...... . . but I can only imagine how one would constantly be pulling errant metal coins, keys, cutlery, chains out of one's crack. . . . . .....

:blink:

:lol:

eh-hem...

a limerick:

There once was girl with celiac,

a fine lookin chick who pulled coins from her crack.

Bent over, she was, for most of her day,

seeking errant jewels that had gone astray.

When asked why her bum twas so very psilly

she'd answer, "Tis those magnetic villi".

Folks all around came to see the lass

pull metal objects from her attractive a**.

jerseyangel Proficient
A magnetic bum might help me avoid slipping off when sitting on a metal chair or bench. And it would be nice to think that I had an "attractive" ass. B)

:lol::lol:

but I can only imagine how one would constantly be pulling errant metal coins, keys, cutlery, chains out of one's crack. . . . . .....

I don't quite know what to say to this..... :huh::lol:

In answer to Jack's query, I'd have to go wif me bum. Surely having a magnetic 'ead would be painphul, what wif the metal making a beeline and all..... :o Sumphin large, say an anchor or a toolbox, would knock you into next week! :P

Heading to bed--had to check in here phirst. <yawn>

Nite

jerseyangel Proficient

I said "toolbox" :P

tom Contributor

Hehe mimm :)

. .. ..Folks all around came to see the lass

pull metal objects from her attractive a**.

Sounds like one o' them Tijuana Don Qui..... ___Key Shows :ph34r:

But(t) that's a horse an ass of a different coloUr species.

ping-pong anyone?

P.S. A Sair-uhhhhh sighting!!!!!!!! :) :) :) & a couple o' wubs :wub: :wub:

;)

<queen patti said "I said">

tom Contributor

P-Kitteh's checking Weezie's glands?

elye Community Regular

Good Psnaoughy morning, Psillies!

Mygawd...... . . . . cannot get me mind off the idea of Magnetic Bum Cracks. .....

....The first great band name of 2009. . .. ..

:lol:

Jack has weighed in: Definitely a polarized head. He would risk the toolbox- and Wylie Coyote-type anvil attractions, and believes he could really take advantage by throwing his house key and any change he gets from the corner store up onto his forehead - - no more frustrated searching for these errant things in the depths of his pockets.

Need a spare fork? Just have one hanging from your ear. Jack smartly thought of how his dad could really benefit with a magnetic head when he's fixing things outside - - his hammer, pliers and screwdrivers could be lined up above his eyes and he could just grab the one he needs......no more scrambling around in the toolbelt.

Yep, he makes good arguments.

But I'm still goin' for the Magnetic Arse......

eh-hem...

a limerick:

:lol::lol: Gah! Mimommy is a poet!

elye Community Regular
P-Kitteh's checking Weezie's glands?

....And for perhaps the first time in Psillyville, NOT her anal glands!

:rolleyes::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
eh-hem...

a limerick:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning sillies-

Keep your fingers crossed-John might get his surgery by the end of the week! He is seeing the doctor here today and that doctor said he is not sure why the doctors in the other hospital are dragging their feet--esp. when a patient is in pain and not eating. crazy system we have!

The weather here is cold again! Last week I broke out my sandals-this week I wont even think of putting them on- We might see snow flakes today--So much for flowers and gardens!

Well I guess work is calling- bye everyone

Jestgar Rising Star

I had a dream last night that the cats had moved the bookcase away from the doorway and were all playing happily together.

Not sure what it means. Must be my vision of world peace.

That, and a butt without spare coins stuck to it. :unsure::P

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