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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Hiya, Joooooles! :) Been wondering about you....... . .. I do this especially when I don't see you here OR on Da Book. . . . .

Why doesn't someone market one of those compushades for our heads? It would just fit right over, keep the damaging rays off, no need fer sunglasses, could manage bad hair days much more easily. . . . . . . . ...

:huh:

:lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient
My dad has really rallied, and may be out of the hospital today........he's scheduled for MAJOR surgery on April 29 -- through his back to get a large cluster of kidney stones. That should take care of all the UTIs that keep landing him in emergency.

That is all good, Em!!! :D Such great news--dad will be there wif ya'll fer Easter and then they'll get rif of those pesky stones fer good!

Morning Everyone-

An emotional evening lastnight.

Yeah Amanda--I can see why you're worried....it's only natural, considering the circumstances, but it sounds like John is is very good hands. Like Judith said, we'll be there fer ya :)

Ooohhhh...think of the possibilities.....ho' tubs, saunas, gardens. We shall call it Padt"s palace!!!!!!

:lol: Prepared to be a bit underwhelmed :lol: Loved the notion of me sillies coming down to help us build it! :rolleyes: The tools stuck to our arses should save a lot of time :P Em will bring Jack and we'll see if having them stuck to his 'ead is any quicker ;)

I've decided that I love surgeries. They seem to make everything so much better. :blink:

I know exactly what you mean--fortunately that's how it was fer me too :rolleyes:

I can't believe Easter is this weekend.....did we not just have Christmas/New Years?

I swear to gawd--THIS Sunday??? I had no idea it was Easter already until now :o How is that possible :huh:

WIH would I do wifout youse guys? :lol:

Julie--I've sensed you were low on sillie, and didn't want to intrude, but you've been on me mind :wub: I hope you're feeling better soon--at least read along so we can hopefully give you a lil' chuckle ;)

elye Community Regular

Forgot to add: thinking about you and John, Manda! And Joooodie is so right - - you won't have to be lonely on Friday night (or EVER) with us all here! :)

jerseyangel Proficient
could manage bad hair days much more easily. . . . . . . . ...

I'm fer anything that could do this......

elye Community Regular
:rolleyes: The tools stuck to our arses should save a lot of time :P Em will bring Jack and we'll see if having them stuck to his 'ead is any quicker ;)

:lol::lol: Tool belts will become obselete!

Jestgar Rising Star
:lol::lol: Tool belts will become obselete!

Tool butts?

Jestgar Rising Star

I was watching tv, and piled with cats, so to entertain myself I used the channel thing and just went up one channel at a time. Did you know there are WHOLE CHANNELS that do nothing but sell things!?!?!? :o

And there's a channel that tells you what things are on the other channels! (I use the menu button to see the other channel line ups.)

And I'm bored with tv and going for a walk. Sun's gone, so don't need my magnetic hood...


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Hullo Sillies

Just pooping in, haven't had any Silly in me.

Been thinking of you Julie and i've been missing you too.

That is all good, Em!!! :D Such great news--dad will be there wif ya'll fer Easter and then they'll get rif of those pesky stones fer good!

Yeah Amanda--I can see why you're worried....it's only natural, considering the circumstances, but it sounds like John is is very good hands. Like Judith said, we'll be there fer ya :)

I swear to gawd--THIS Sunday??? I had no idea it was Easter already until now :o How is that possible :huh:

Julie--I've sensed you were low on sillie, and didn't want to intrude, but you've been on me mind :wub: I hope you're feeling better soon--at least read along so we can hopefully give you a lil' chuckle ;)

ditto what patti said

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Patteigh :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
And there's a channel that tells you what things are on the other channels!

And I'm bored with tv and going for a walk. Sun's gone, so don't need my magnetic hood...

Hey, there is also apparently a channel that tells you what it is doing outside, and what it will be doing tomorrow, and the next day... . . .... . you could have flipped onto it, Jyesss, and not had to look outside to decide your coat choice!

:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Hey, there is also apparently a channel that tells you what it is doing outside, and what it will be doing tomorrow, and the next day... . . .... . you could have flipped onto it, Jyesss, and not had to look outside to decide your coat choice!

:rolleyes:

:o :o

You mean.....

I could live my entire life through television :o :o

......must surf the rest of the channels......

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Good afternoon, Sills

feeling VERY fat, bloated, and blah today :mellow:

did chortle a bit from stuff here, but only mildly as am devoid of silly. <_<

Burst into tears at work in front of me boys, I did :huh: am hormonally deranged, as usual.

forgot everything I wanted to quote........

Except that Jyess did nae know there were entire shopping channels???? :o

:lol: :lol:

even I have discovered these, at me mum's......but I don't waste time watchign them.....too much FOOD PORN to watch........

more later

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Oh sillies. :(

WHERE IS EVERYONE????????????????

I just can't believe what's happened to the 'ville and that this quiet slump is only a temporary heinosity.

I can't believe that sometimes half a day can go by and there's NO POSTS???????????

Are we gonna have to start coming up with rules or summat?

:lol:

got nowt else. Typing crap. Big meeting todya with the Forest Service.....I am still working as many days as I want despite my boss's "sky is falling" threats. I told him he's an A$$ Hat many times today.

:lol:

:(

nikki-uk Enthusiast

......I am reading along....... but got NOW'T!!!!

Brain barely sparking :o , kids off school for two WEEKS!!! - where's me psillie GONE?!?!?!?

...BUT :wub: you ALL DAHLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Hiya Suz--I know, it has been awfully quiet as of late. :unsure: I do see Nik squiggling right now, though :D

<sigh>

psawyer Proficient

I'm here. I am a bit disoriented due to the week. Friday is a public holiday here, and so our weekly cycle is disrupted. We got our delivery yesterday, which makes today pheel like Thursday. :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
I told him he's an A$$ Hat many times today.

Takin' lessons from the Suze. Told my boss he was a smart-a$$.

oh

wait

Suze is only partially employed

..........................must look for more appropriate role model<_<

elye Community Regular
You mean.....

I could live my entire life through television :o:o

Yes!You can apparently exercise yer democratic right and vote individuals off the screen, you can play games, get told what not to wear, be told what and how to cook. . . .... . ....

And most importantly, you can be advised on a course of action when your sister's husband has fathered three children with your mother. . . . . . ...

:lol:

Brain barely sparking :o , kids off school for two WEEKS!!! - where's me psillie GONE?!?!?!?

Nikerler!! What in HELL is going on over there?? Your kids are off school again? They just were off, fer like a montrh er sumfin'. . . .....were they not? Gawd, you see entirely too much of your offspring. . . . . . . :lol:

I'm here. I am a bit disoriented due to the week. Friday is a public holiday here, and so our weekly cycle is disrupted.

......... . .Disoriented ... . . . . ..your cycle is off. . . . . . . ..POeter, are you PMSing?

mimommy Contributor

Hey everyone, check it out--I finally figured out how to upload an avatar. My man had to help me :o Brains, braun, and new laundry room cabinets, too ;) I'm not an idjut, but geez, too many pixels or something.

That's my dog Max, when he was just a wee pup. Looks like he got glutened, huh? He's now about about 1 1/2 years old, weighs in at about 80 lbs. He's convinced he's a lap dog, and likes to have his hand held. Max enjoys long walks and quiet romantic evenings at home :rolleyes: He steals kitty food and even sneaks a bite from the litter box now and then :blink:

I can't believe that sometimes half a day can go by and there's NO POSTS???????????

I'm too busy in the glamorous world of international shipping to even think about it; that and too busy babysitting my senile boss. Any Seinfeld fans out there? "Yes, he's an importer/exporter, but lately he's been focusing more on the importing, than the exporting" He emigrated to the states in 1962 from India. A sweet, kind, once brilliant man, who is now slowly losing his marbles. Last week he told me he forgot what it was he was going to tell me he forgot--it sounded like 'Silly Tilly and the Easter Bunny'. More tales from the trenches, later.

Big meeting todya with the Forest Service.

You really work for the forest service?? How cool is that! Your job sounds like the kind of job I would have loved when I was younger. I worked for the local metroparks for a few years before my daughter was born--I loved it.

......... . .Disoriented ... . . . . ..your cycle is off. . . . . . . ..POeter, are you PMSing?

:lol: hee-hee--hee!

psawyer Proficient
......... . .Disoriented ... . . . . ..your cycle is off. . . . . . . ..POeter, are you PMSing?

Hmm. The employee that I terminated this morning would probably think so. ;)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Hmm. The employee that I terminated this morning would probably think so. ;)

:blink::oB)

ahhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

PETER............THAT PERSON MUST HAVE REALLY P!SSED YOU OFF B)

mimommy Contributor

This might sound completely lame, but I finally got the guts to put a photo in my profile. I went poking around in some other members profiles (Ha! I know what you look like now.) and checking out blogs and such. I wanted to see who was doing what, who I was talking to--and might I say, what a handsome lot you are. I guess I had a momentary lapse of my usual cynicism and inane/insane distrust of strangers, cuz I just went for it. Browsed my photos, hit open, and there I am. In all seriousness, I've been bothered by a weirdo or two in my life, so please, if any psychos are lurking--leave me be. I attract freaks like, well, like a butt magnet attracts coins. The pic. I chose was taken at Soaring Eagle casino on our wedding anniversary a couple of years ago, at a Brad Paisley concert. Unfortunately, after the pixel downsize it looks like my lipstick is smearded all over my face. Oh well. They let me go out in public sometimes, but they don't always check my look for me.

jerseyangel Proficient

mimommy--How beautiphul you are!! B) So nice to get to see you.

BTW--whenever I see your username, I always want to call you "mini-mommy" :lol:

Hi Judith! I see you :D

Jeesh PeOter--WIH happened???? :o Sorry you had to let someone go--I'm sure it wasn't a pleasant thing to have to do.

Headed to bed--me eyes are closing...... -_-

:P

elye Community Regular

Morning, Psillies!

POeter had to phire somebody? Oh, dear. . . . .....bet he/she was stealin' pizzles er sumfin'. . . .....

:rolleyes:

Mimommy! Excellent pic.... . . . .. :)

Yes, your username does phunny things to my language processing centRE, as well.....

I say everything in my head as I read, and I briefly stop at your name every time I come across it. Me-MAW-mee........me-maw-MEE. . . ....MEE-ma-mee.. . . . . ....

At times it can sound rather sacred, like an ancient aboriginal spirit. ... .. .. :lol:

Can you believe I have another funeral to go to this weekend?? :huh::unsure:

The third in three weeks . . .. . ......stay tuned for more stoned clergymen. .....

mimommy Contributor
Hehe mimm :)

I like this. You can call me "Mimmsy", and we can meet up with Biff at the club for some Polo :P

WHAAAAT?!?! ...... are yer normally trapped in yer room by the bookcase????

This doesn't sound all that bad, as long as the books are facing inward and there is plenty of ice cream.

My bum does nae attract coins.....just a thicker/more dense fat coverage <_<

Me too :(

I was watching tv, and piled with cats

Doesn't everybody watch tv this way, piled with cats I mean?

whenever I see your username, I always want to call you "mini-mommy" :lol:

Well, you're not too far off the mark--I'm barely 5 feet tall. A person of short stature, as they say.

Me-MAW-mee........me-maw-MEE. . . ....MEE-ma-mee.. . . . . ....

Careful...if you say it three times quickly, I appear.

At times it can sound rather sacred, like an ancient aboriginal spirit. ... .. .. :lol:

Love this sentence!! :lol:

Can you believe I have another funeral to go to this weekend?? :huh::unsure:

The third in three weeks . . .. . ......stay tuned for more stoned clergymen. ....

Sorry for your loss(es). I will selfishly be awaitin the anecdotes, though ;)

"Mimommy" is meant to be like 'my-mommy', as in, my daughter's mommy. Just call me Rachel. Or whatever you like :)

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