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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Ok, I'm only caught up to page 2272. I know, I'm a horribly recalcitrant sillie.

In other news, I created cinnamon buns (almost!) and I'm going to bed.

Am I the only one who really never has anything interesting to talk about? I'm sure something interesting has happened in the past few weeks, parently I'm just too tired to think of anything. I want a dawg, you guys're makin me jealous with yer aminal talk! I'll be back tomorrow to see who the new Reigning King/Qween is!


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jerseyangel Proficient
I do KNOT like meeses to peeses

Me dad used to say this when I was little :lol:

Poete?

Must say, I'm quite tickled wif all the sillie spelling and such tonight :D

Our cat Penny (years ago) used to steal laundry too--she once took a phull length slip out of my sister's overnight bag and tried to abscond wif it--we phound it laying stretched out in the hallway :P

In other news, I created cinnamon buns (almost!) and I'm going to bed.

Yum and good night, Bun-knee :)

psawyer Proficient
Ok, I'm only caught up to page 2272. I know, I'm a horribly recalcitrant sillie.

Welcome back, Julie. It's good to see you again. Not everybody here has a real life--I'm sure some of them are just making it up. :ph34r:

We have some new members in Sillyville since you were last here. While you are reading you will see Rachel, Rachelle, Jillian, and maybe some I phorgot.

Darn210 Enthusiast
GIANIT!! are yer inlaws movin in wif ya? :unsure:

Nope . . . they've already got an apartment lined up. Plus when FIL is in town, he prefers to stay at a hotel . . . he likes his privacy/down time. At the most, me MIL might stay with us again for a couple of days if she comes in to take care of a few more details . . . she does not like to stay at a hotel by herself.

In other news, I created cinnamon buns (almost!) and I'm going to bed.

Am I the only one who really never has anything interesting to talk about?

I find these two sentences contradictory . . . I think cinnamon buns are awfully interesting!!!

mushroom Proficient
Yew will ghett yoosed to it aphter enuff thyme. :lol: Zen yew vont be able to tok type normally agin. ;)

Meese are an interesting challenge. We get them in the house once in a while, but never are sure whether they get in on their own or have help from our cats. A while back Riley cornered a chipmunk in the front hall. We think she chased/brought it inside from the back deck. We opened the front door and it ran out, but only after a lengthy standoff.k

I am starting to phind it very hard to type a normal response to a pserious kwestyun. One duz not want to phrighten opphh the pholks with pserious kwestyuns. Dey mite think we woz mad???

Meese, I can handle, it's de rats what chou thru de walls what boffer me. Not a problemo since I left CA

:P What doz dat say?

But I luved me cuute little Douglas squirrel who came visit off da deck :wub:

Ok, I'm only caught up to page 2272. I know, I'm a horribly recalcitrant sillie.

In other news, I created cinnamon buns (almost!) and I'm going to bed.

Am I the only one who really never has anything interesting to talk about? I'm sure something interesting has happened in the past few weeks, parently I'm just too tired to think of anything. I want a dawg, you guys're makin me jealous with yer aminal talk! I'll be back tomorrow to see who the new Reigning King/Qween is!

Thank goodness, I phinally found out who the uffer Julie is!!! It's BunBun!!! Wonderment :blink: . Many times dere is not one damned interesting thing to say, boring day, boring life, and den you suddenly think of somefink might make someone laff :lol: Like this little old (younger dan me but ya wouldna know it) really fat guy who administered my PFT today and had the absolute noive to try to compare my bellie to his; now really, I may have a little bulge dere. but cummon!!! Dis guy was three times as big around as I am!!!

Wot else would BunBun create but cinammon buns???

Thanks for alerting me to the pending change of rain. I do not have time to be Kwean.

I had one of dose days. But got me some really kool Kaenon polarized graduated lense sunglasses; dat is if they arrive in time afore I go. Makes me look like Larry Ellison, so Clay says (blah!!); hoist dat spinakker!! No, wait a minute, he's going to sale a trimaran now; don't think dem have spinnakers :o

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

HI guys

Lord so many pages behind and missed so much

got the road trip car today and said good bye to my 'precious car I loved'

Now all we have to do is sell the damn house and we're out of here!

Hi, Jooooodie! Wow! Your house is action-packed! Fantastic -- it will be sold by the end of the week, I just know it.. . . . .. :)

Is that on Sunday :blink: I'm holding you to it

Judith--a virtual hotbed of activity over there!! :o One (or more) of these pholks will be putting in an offer, I just know it :D

Let's hope so Patricia

I do, but it's in my other (currently schizoid) computer. I'll put it up as soon as I figger out how......

Jan-it.....great news about yer in-law's house selling! Will they be staying wif youse whilst the new house is under construction?

Great Janet

Is the St Joseph U plant in your yard upside down the Joseph of Joseph and Mary as in the cresh?

I can use him.............course I'm not catholic but don't think god will care. Does it work?

PeOter (and everybody)....ABC is promo-ing the heck out of "Flashforward"--just about every day! It looks so good, I'm really looking for ward to it. :D

Peter.........i'm seeing it too. give a big congrats to your Bro

(lord, you have no idea how hard it was to spell all those words wrong :rolleyes: )

AH when you can't spell this thread is the perfect fit for some of us :lol:

Ok, I'm only caught up to page 2272. I know, I'm a horribly recalcitrant sillie.

In other news, I created cinnamon buns (almost!) and I'm going to bed.

Am I the only one who really never has anything interesting to talk about? I'm sure something interesting has happened in the past few weeks, parently I'm just too tired to think of anything. I want a dawg, you guys're makin me jealous with yer aminal talk! I'll be back tomorrow to see who the new Reigning King/Qween is!

I still have a cat that needs a home.

would you like him.

Jim made a web site for our Velcro and he even has his own email address.

here is the web site. hope it's working .............

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off to bed

Judy

elye Community Regular

Good morning, Psillies!

MmmMmmmMmMMmm. . . ..cinnamon buns. . . .. .. . ...

Buh-knee, have you tried concocting these with Splenda? I have always found that baked goodies suffer when I replace sugar with an artificial sweetener, even Splenda and especially gluten-free recipes. Probably just as well. . .... . ..dunno what would happen if I had a dozen of these things sitting in me kitchen, totally legal.. . . ....

Jyaghnutt! Thank GAWD yer in-laws are not movin' in with you! Actually, I sound much more uptight about that potential situation than you do. Cannot imagine why... .. .. <_<

Must tell you all about the unique experience we had last night. We were invited to attend The Carnivale Lune Bleue, for dinner and the shows afterward:

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Well, it was like stepping completely back in time, into a 1930's depression-era carnival. Sword-swallowers, fire-eaters, side-show freaks (Sooooze! I just KNOW I walked by the Clovis Zombie Man), an incredible show of acrobatics, magic and mysticism.....fortune-tellers, bawdy showgirls, a wonderful swing band. It made me realize, and my kids now know, how tremendous these times were, how much better in many ways these entertainment venues had to be, back when there were no high-tech special effects. It was an unforgettable, "playful place of whimsy, wonders and delights, of sensual sights, sounds and smells; of historic rides, sparkling lights, stunning banners, captivating games of skill and charismatic characters who beckon you to partake".

Think I wanna run away and become a carny.


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Welcome back, Julie. It's good to see you again. Not everybody here has a real life--I'm sure some of them are just making it up. :ph34r:

We have some new members in Sillyville since you were last here. While you are reading you will see Rachel, Rachelle, Jillian, and maybe some I phorgot.

Gadzooks! Am I chopped liver? One day away, and you've forgotten about me. BOO-HOO!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies-

Been quite a week--

The trip to Niagara was wonderful. My mom enjoyed it so much. She had never been and that made it all the better. From the falls we went to Fort Niargara and visited the Fort Niagara Lighthouse. It was the first lighthouse my mom had been to. It was really cool too. We then went into Rochester and did some shopping. My mom got stuck in a bathroom and could not get out and that was funny.

Tuesday I found out I was pregnant...before you jump for joy--finish reading. It was nice to be able to share that joy with my mom. I came home to my own house on weds. John and I were out doing some shopping and I was very crampy....very painful- odd cramps...by the time we got home I found out I was bleeding. We took a test and it came up negative. So I went into the dr yesterday morning and it turns out I had a chemical pregnancy and that means I miscarried early. So I was pretty upset and so was John we had both been excited but since we didnt really sdhare the news with anyone other than the close families it was nice to not have to share the worst news. As you can see I didnt post any good or bad news on the phacebook- there are many people who I will never share this news with. I did want you guys to all know. We are all close on here. Anyway, we put that behind us, we will just try again next month. We are just taking it as it wasn't meant to be.

So now I have 3 days left of vacation and we are going to try to get to the beach. Maybe late tonight and stay through till tomorrow.

Right now I am watching Hurricane Katrina....its interesting. A rainy day today here.

Hi to all our new sillies who came while I was on my sanitycation.

Judy- I bet that house sells soon seems like there is a lot of interest- always a good sign

Em the tree looks beautiful

How's Max?

to all I missed I am sorry :) Hi JULES!!!!!!!!!

ranger Enthusiast

So sorry to hear that. Is this your first attempt? Please keep healthy and keep trying. My heart goes out to you.

Susan

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I'm so sorry too! That happened to me while I was at work 2 years ago, it was a horrible day. My silver lining was that my bestest friend had her baby girl on that very same day, I figured since I already had 2 beautiful kids and she had been trying for years with no success, God must have thought she needed my baby more than me. I pray that it will happen for you soon :)

jerseyangel Proficient

I'm so sorry, Amanda. I think you and John have a fabulous attitude--it will happen :)

Glad you and your mom had a nice getaway!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Thanks guys!

John and I have been trying on and off for a few years but in the last six months have been more serious about it, watching for the fertile time, making sure we are eating much better, reducing things that harm you during the baby making process.

It just is hard since my SIL who lives 10 minutes away is already trying for #2 when she doesn't even ever have #1. She has her bad habits which you all know and sometimes I feel she rubs it in our faces that she has beautiful kids and we have none...its hard!

Jestgar Rising Star

Amanda, sweetie, these aren't babies that you are losing. They are tiny angels that are preparing your body for the real babies. When you are ready, it will happen.

jerseyangel Proficient
Amanda, sweetie, these aren't babies that you are losing. They are tiny angels that are preparing your body for the real babies. When you are ready, it will happen.

I don't think I've ever heard the sentiment put more beautifully. It's very true, Amanda. ;)

elye Community Regular

Hey, Manda!

I'm Sorry about your sad news. :( But hey....... . ..you guys are SOoOooo young, with nuttin' but time on yer hands. You've got the right attitude and it will happen! I cannot think of another couple who will make better parents than you and John. I have always listened to how you both are with your niece, Landen and your mom's foster kids and thought, "Man! Wait until they have a lucky, lucky child of their own!" :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Amanda, sweetie, these aren't babies that you are losing. They are tiny angels that are preparing your body for the real babies. When you are ready, it will happen.

Jess that was so beautiful. It is very touching

Hey, Manda!

I'm Sorry about your sad news. :( But hey....... . ..you guys are SOoOooo young, with nuttin' but time on yer hands. You've got the right attitude and it will happen! I cannot think of another couple who will make better parents than you and John. I have always listened to how you both are with your niece, Landen and your mom's foster kids and thought, "Man! Wait until they have a lucky, lucky child of their own!" :)

thanks Em

even though we are young we have John's past cancer treatments against us. This is something that does worry us.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
Like this little old (younger dan me but ya wouldna know it) really fat guy who administered my PFT today and had the absolute noive to try to compare my bellie to his; now really, I may have a little bulge dere. but cummon!!! Dis guy was three times as big around as I am!!!

I had a patient last week who was going on and on about computer technology. He mentioned "cookies" then looked at me and said, "well, they're not the kind YOU eat." Did that jack-ass just call me fat? :huh:

Re: my 1st patient today:

Me hath decided toodae that I r officially not a fan of man-teets. I apologize if I am offending any of you gentlement who have these aformentioned teets. Maybe I'm not a fan because I be J-elloz and these guys have bigger (and firmer) teets than me, and I used to have bresticles so enormuz that I cudnt sleep on me back because I wood get short of air--Did you gnow that you can buy a size H bra? I did :blink: Now I snoozle on my back nitely <_<

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Buh-knee, have you tried concocting these with Splenda? I have always found that baked goodies suffer when I replace sugar with an artificial sweetener, even Splenda and especially gluten-free recipes. Probably just as well. . .... . ..dunno what would happen if I had a dozen of these things sitting in me kitchen, totally legal.. . . ....

I think I'll post what I did in the recipes section today, so you can check it out and see if it would translate well. I made it with only honey, so I would sub with agave nectar instead of splenda anyway. And the batter wasn't really thick enough to make buns with, so it was more like cinnamon bun bread/cake. I made it plain with just a thin honey syrup on top, I think next time I'll swirl in walnuts chopped tiny.

Manda, can I ask if John is taking pre-conception vitamins, or following a pre-conception diet? I've read a lot about traditional societies where the man who's to be the father goes through just as rigorous a course of action as the mother does. I'll look some stuff up. Obviously he can conceive though, which is great news!! I'm sure you guys will succeed.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
I had a patient last week who was going on and on about computer technology. He mentioned "cookies" then looked at me and said, "well, they're not the kind YOU eat." Did that jack-ass just call me fat? :huh:

Re: my 1st patient today:

Me hath decided toodae that I r officially not a fan of man-teets. I apologize if I am offending any of you gentlement who have these aformentioned teets. Maybe I'm not a fan because I be J-elloz and these guys have bigger (and firmer) teets than me, and I used to have bresticles so enormuz that I cudnt sleep on me back because I wood get short of air--Did you gnow that you can buy a size H bra? I did :blink: Now I snoozle on my back nitely <_<

NOW I have to ask. How do bresticles go from size H ( :o ) to so much smaller? And isn't you happy that they're not so hugemongous now? I'm a size C and I think they're annoying....

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Oh, just thought I should mention, my boyfriend gave me his cold so I'm home from work today and not able to go and get stuff done while we have decent weather. So I'm sitting around drinking lots of tea and reading books and watching tv and playing with my sillies! The BF's also home from work, so I has company, it's kinda nice, he's blowing things up in the other room.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
NOW I have to ask. How do bresticles go from size H ( :o ) to so much smaller? And isn't you happy that they're not so hugemongous now? I'm a size C and I think they're annoying....

I boob-fed 2 kids for 13 months each and in between the little boob suckers, I lost 100#. Now I have size small C skin--can't even call them bresticles anymore--well maybe that would work because without a brazier, they hang like icicles :lol::lol::lol:

I'm SOOOOOO sorry if that was TMI, but it made me laugh!!

Jestgar Rising Star

I'm pretty sure this thread has no TMI restrictions.

psawyer Proficient
I'm pretty sure this thread has no TMI restrictions.

Darn tootin it doesn't!

jerseyangel Proficient
I'm pretty sure this thread has no TMI restrictions.

None whatsoever :lol:

:lol: "breasticles" :lol:

So....I just vacuumed fer about the 9th time. <_< Yesterday I knocked over a thick glass candle holder that phell about 4 pheet onto a tile phloor. The crash honestly sounded like a movie when something goes through a plate glass window! :o:lol::lol: So freakin loud--actually shook me up fer a phew minutes there.

I completely swept and vaccumed yesterday but I'm still askeert to go barephoot.

The phunny part is that it was a knock on the door that made me jump up so quick in the phirst place--it was the UPS guy and I opened the door seconds after this awphul crash.....he had earphones on and was completely oblivious. :lol:

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