The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[jerseyangel]

Mornin all--only got a minute since I'm off to the doctors. Keep yer phingers crossed I don't get lost since I've never driven there from here before......

Just have to say Suz--you are the bestest mom! Dogs, cats, and kids even will get into stuff they're not supposed to. Sometimes even with the best of supervision, they will get by us. I'm keeping a good thought for Weez, bless her heart

Em, I also must say that is quite the transformation You've changed somewhat since the Philly Summit....just can seem to put my phinger on it though....

Be back.......

[Darn210]

Hmm, Emily, I think that you have lightened your hair and grown it a bit since we met a year ago. :lol:

Was that the outfit she was wearing??

Suzie . . . don't be so hard on yourself . . . that's what animals do. Everyone of my dogs have gotten into stuff they shouldn't have which have resulted in Emergency trips to the vet, calls to the vet, and calls to Poison Control (they were very helpful there). Chocolate has been involved as well as ant poison, a large amount of sugar/shortening, tea bags, cat poo (that didn't require anything other than nose clips for the noxious gas bombs - it's just listed as a nasty item that dogs will eat). Maggie ate a bunch of chocolate. I called the vet and based on the amount, type (milk chocolate) and her weight, she didn't need to go in but they recommended that I make her throw it up or she would feel bad/be sick/vommit. So after making her throw up (with hydrogen peroxide, go figure) what does she do?? She immediately starts sniffing at her steaming piles of vomit (twas Christmas time and cold and outside) to investigate whether she might want to consume that!!!! I had to clean up several piles of chocolate dog vommit in my yard because she would have eaten it AGAIN!!!!

We love them no matter what. We do the best we can. Sending WeeZee prayers westward.

Lisa, an amazing summary . . . and an amazing family. I must say that I have been impressed with the fortitude that your whole family has displayed this year. You deserve some smooth sailing and several more chocolate thunders.

Jess' piddler on the roof . . .

[mike4home]

you could email them..

_facebook?

yes...email, fb, post...I never get enuf of lookin at her...a pirate's dream

[mike4home]

Mike, welcome. We seem a little crazy to outsiders, but those of us on the inside know that the real crazies are the ones who don't share their nuttiness here.

tanks P

I see you have your hands full

I started to say I fool around with my instruments, but thought maybe I would warm up first

this place is making me feel warm...and welcome

pics of Lisa to follow...maybe...after the last time she got mad at me, I have to tink about it

[Lisa]

Rule #1

No cross over allowed MIKE!

[mike4home]

Hey Mikey!.....he likes it!!!

We could use a little more testosterone around here.

ummm......how long are yer thumbs?????

Who says???????

Last I saw.....Lisa weren't queen or nothin.....she has no say in the matter

I like it

gon fer tape measure...

ah, but she is a Queen (as long as she keeps up the payments)

[mike4home]

HEY! A new Psilly!! AND A GUY!!! This is a splendid thing. Welcome, welcome, Miyke. Do you use a blue or a red toothbrush? Apparently, the world average leans MUCH toward the blue..... . .... ..the reason why escapes me, but remains fascinating to ponder, methinks... . . ......

And, um....anal glands....well, no, ya don't have those, at least not working ones, as you're human. Not that you need them to frequent here -- but what you MAY need is a drink in hand.......fairly regularly.

You absolutely CAN share Lisa's high school photos, right here in yer posts! If the pics are put on photobucket or some such online photo-sharing site, you can put them right in here. See, here is a recent pic of me:

Uh huh... . .... ....

you can call me Captain

me thinks it is fasanatin to ponder tambien, and I prefer the clear brushes...that way my red or blue eyes can determin the color day by day...change is a good thing...even if pink

[curlyfries]

Soozle......how can you call yourself unfit? You've only had 2 mishaps???

Look at Janet......she's got you beat!

I have had 2 scary episodes just with my daughter. Once when she was a toddler, I fed her a hotdog that was not cut up and she seriously was choking on it. And another time during that same time she ate dishwasher detergent.

You are not unfit......you are human.

Weezee will be fine

[Darn210]

Rule #1

No cross over allowed MIKE!

. . . and she's a moderator . . . she'll just start issueing you warnings and making up board rules like "Don't make Lisa mad" and "Lisa is always right" and "If all else fails, look at my first two rules"

Pssssst, Mike . . . <looking left> <looking right> . . . just send the photos to one of us psillies and we'll post 'em . . . heeheehee

Soozle......how can you call yourself unfit? You've only had 2 mishaps???

Look at Janet......she's got you beat!

Thanks Lisa!!

[mike4home]

. . . and she's a moderator . . . she'll just start issueing you warnings and making up board rules like "Don't make Lisa mad" and "Lisa is always right" and "If all else fails, look at my first two rules"

Pssssst, Mike . . . <looking left> <looking right> . . . just send the photos to one of us psillies and we'll post 'em . . . heeheehee

Thanks Lisa!!

so many women, so much to lern...feel like I am makin no progres in understandin...tanks for settin me straight on the path...(photos in the mail)

[Lisa]

. . . and she's a moderator . . . she'll just start issueing you warnings and making up board rules like "Don't make Lisa mad" and "Lisa is always right" and "If all else fails, look at my first two rules"

Is my alter ego showing.

[flourgirl]

So much happ'nin here of late. Welocm Meye-key! Looks like a good addition to psilli-villi....if you can bear us! We are a harmless group and love the psilli! Some not-so-psilli pops up, too...as reflects life with the good, bad and ugli. 'Tis gooooo ther-a-pee to laugh at the ugli bits.

Kurly Nana.... ....so happy for wunnerphul goings on....phinally!

Fellatio Bats!!!

Psuess.....accidents happen....to everyone.....they aren't planned or expected, that's why they are called accidents. My family has had dogs who've eaten an amazing assortment of things....as bad as cows! Eyeglasses, towels, sandwiches still in baggies, Blue chalk....you name it!

Blackmail with high-school pictures! Beware the consekwences!

Hey Jude still on the road...and having a grand trip. So glad the korn phinally popped for them!

Phorgot what elsss....hmmmm....

Nik-a-nik.....we used to call the SAD IRONS.....for a reason! I wonder what percent of the US population still uses them...or even has them? Thank God for permanent press-type clothes!

Copper streaks in yer hair......are they difficult to comb? Do they oxidize and develop a green patina? Do they attract pooping birds? Stay tuned for the next episode!

JGEOSSTER!!!! I know you're busy....but...you NEED to harvest all of your crops so I can gain cash/coin rewards on your efforts!!!!

Hope your all having shiny days!

[Jestgar]

y oxidize and develop a green patina? Do they attract pooping birds? Stay tuned for the next episode!

JGEOSSTER!!!! I know you're busy....but...you NEED to harvest all of your crops so I can gain cash/coin rewards on your efforts!!!!

snort

how do you benefit from my efforts?

[celiac-mommy]

I got on a plane and my husband took his motorcycle.......to save money and also have transportation once there.

Shortly after I arrived, Nathan started hallucinating and losing coordination....docs thought it was a medication.

Brian arrived in town on the 14th, but was hit by a car before he reached the hospital.........it severed his leg.

You are an amazing and strong woman!!!

I am a TERRIBLE and UNFIT mother. x 1,000

NO YOU ARE NOT!!!!! I've had to call poison control twice for my son and I had to do the heimlich on my dd when whe was 3 because I gave her a gummy worm and it slipped down her throat and got suck. You are amazing!! My prayers are with you and the Weez!!

Was that the outfit she was wearing??

If I had your bod, I'd be wearing that outfit EVERYday!!!

[nikki-uk]

SOOZE!!!!

BIG {{{{HUGS}}}} for the Weez ♥

SHE is such a naughty scavenger!!!!

I don't need to reiterate do I??.... your pets are lucky to have ya!!!!

Gaaawd... when I had a dog, I lost him (t'was found dodging the rush hour traffic he was having the time of his life BTW )....also smashed him in the phace with a cricket bat (really....didn't mean to do that ....he jumped up as I swung at the ball)

...am NOT including the times I have almost killed the chidlins and many a ER run (thank gaaawd for the NHS!!)

Snuggle up wiv yer guys in bed and cherish 'em - you give them a fantastic life you psilly!!!!!!

Rule #1

No cross over allowed MIKE!

Oh come on LIsa!!!!...we're just gettin' to know the Cap'n

. . . and she's a moderator . . . she'll just start issueing you warnings and making up board rules like "Don't make Lisa mad" and "Lisa is always right" and "If all else fails, look at my first two rules"

Yer scaring the poor bloke!!

_{<it's scaring ME!!!>}

Is my alter ego showing.

Hold meeee

T!!! 'Green Patina' on me copper streaks ..

Operation 'look fab and glam afore CLASS OF '85 reunion' continues (t'is Sunday aft)

Just need to lose 10 pounds...NAY .. A STONE before .......

[nikki-uk]

How did we miss this the first time?

Open Original Shared Link

I was slacking

ALL our schools have one of these on the roof

[DingoGirl]

Soozle......how can you call yourself unfit? You've only had 2 mishaps???

Look at Janet......she's got you beat!

:lol:

This is funny and NOT funny all at once!! and a great blessing that kids and animals are so resilient as the adult humans DO make mistakes!!!

Yes, I have only had two accidental near-killings in the entire history of ALL of my pets, but both are in the last year I guess this IS okay......and I am always QUITE careful about what I leave out due to that sneak SCAVENGER dawg!! <her latest delicacy: poo from the litter box I must clean out the chunks many times a day, rather than ONCE a day, as had been doing >

Weez has cost me a LOT of money.....within the first two days of having her, there was a $400 surgery...from one of her then-regular escapes, over the ivy hedge (in Monterey) and then back home....managed to give herself a nice, sub-cutaneous SLASH requiring a proper sew-up

Then an $800 tumour removal (some fast-growing granuloma thingy) a year or so after that.........yegods........and all the surgeries/chemo with Stinker....

Dang, I coulda had a new car, boobs, new carpet, Birkin bags, all kinds o' stuff if not for havin' pets

thank you, Sills, for the comfort and laffs

I brought the girl home at 9 am...she is SPENT and SLEEPING.....sooooooooo tired, there was a border collie there barking all night which annoyed her greatly

Just so happy she's okay adn we have her home

So........ nearly $500 later, all is well.

I am, however, too tired to do the carpet shampoo........and hell, what's another $30 to keep it a second night when I"ve just spent $500?

and you sills are RIGHT !!! A VERY good thing I had not done this before yesterday!!!

Goign to list LOST of stuff on ebay this weekend.......and it's not even tatt, it's GOOD STUFF!!

Off for a nap - love you, my wondrous Sills

Do they have computers in the slammer? May be hauled away for inability to pay me bills now........

NIK!! harrowing reUNION this weekend! You'll do fine with your patina-glazed copper locks and SVENNED fysique!!!! Wish I could go with you.....

Happy weekend, everybody

[elye]

You've changed somewhat since the Philly Summit....just can seem to put my phinger on it though....

Well, everything is exactly the same except for some new coloUred eyeliner I put on for that shot -- wow.......you are very observant, Paghtee, to have sensed that there was a little, subtle something different... . .......

Pssssst, Mike . . . <looking left> <looking right> . . . just send the photos to one of us psillies and we'll post 'em . . . heeheehee

Cap'n Mikul! Send them all straight to Jyaghnutt -- she's the whiz with photoshoppin'. . ........or perhaps they are funny enough withOUT cutting and pasting. ...... . .. ..

Operation 'look fab and glam afore CLASS OF '85 reunion' continues (t'is Sunday aft)

Just need to lose 10 pounds...

Sounds like hydrogen pyroxide works to get some weight off fast... . ......or five pounds o' chocolate chips...

ALL our schools have one of these on the roof

Schools?? Hell, I gots one on me roof at home, etched into the shingles, pointing northward!

....sooooooooo tired, there was a border collie there barking all night which annoyed her greatly

I can only imagine how that border collie's endless barking translated......."Jeeeez, ya gotta let me OUTTA here! Man, I need to balance the owner's chequebook, repair the faulty wiring in the den, defragment Windows in their PC.. . ....who has TIME fer this??"

Glad the Weeze is home sleepin, Sooooze.

[jerseyangel]

I brought the girl home at 9 am...

So glad she's back home

Well, everything is exactly the same except for some new coloUred eyeliner I put on for that shot -- wow.......you are very observant, Paghtee, to have sensed that there was a little, subtle something different... . .......

The eyeliner! Of course (hitting selph on phorhead)--that was it!

[Mtndog]

So glad the WEEZ is OK!

The Fates must leave our fuzzy babies alone- all our kitties and puppies and hedgehogs and tiger pigs! Even the Yeti!

I think we need a pet update. I forget the names of all the Phurry Psillies!

I have me pup Angus and 2 kitties (Simon who weighs 20 pounds and Frisca his sister).

[psawyer]

Talk of newbies here, and some of the events we have been through together got me to thinking, and I realized that this is kind of an occasion for me.

The silly thread started over three years ago, and we are now on page 2,429. 2,102 pages ago, on page 327, John and Amanda were newlyweds just starting their honeymoon. My first post in the thread was about the honeymooners.

What are the newlyweds doing?

Well, it has been over 26 years since we were newlyweds, and I remember what we were doing, but nobody was taking any pictures of it.

That was exactly two years ago. The time has flown by.

So glad to hear the the Weez has come through okay.

[DingoGirl]

THREE TIMES emoti-busted :grrrrrrr:

Well, everything is exactly the same except for some new coloUred eyeliner I put on for that shot -- wow.......you are very observant, Paghtee, to have sensed that there was a little, subtle something different... . .......

Yes, a very sub-til change indeed, Emmel.....that Pads is a smart one :winky face:

and YES!! Nik, two pounds of chocolate chips, and then a bottle of hydrogen peroxide - oughtta do the trick

I can only imagine how that border collie's endless barking translated......."Jeeeez, ya gotta let me OUTTA here! Man, I need to balance the owner's chequebook, repair the faulty wiring in the den, defragment Windows in their PC.. . ....who has TIME fer this??"

Glad the Weeze is home sleepin, Sooooze.

**CACKLE**

She's sleepin, and I'm NOT!!!

OMG the Border Collie's to-do list Akshooally, this dog belonged to one of the vets who works there....I did see her, just walking about and said, "um, did a dog get out? There's a Border Collie walking around here" They said, she is very old, a little demented, comes to work with the vet and barks all night

Good thing Weez didn't have to work today, she's sleepin' it all off!

Me....I CAN"T SLEEP!!!!!!!!! want to nap......just can't....but heading to bed after this post.

CARPET SHAMPOO - BE DAMNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We'se gonna keep the Rug Doctor for an extra night.

The eyeliner! Of course (hitting selph on phorhead)--that was it!

'tis soooooooo obvious.....but also soooo subtle Was she wearin' a bikini when you met her, Pads? that might cause the extra conphuzion *snackle*

So glad the WEEZ is OK!

The Fates must leave our fuzzy babies alone- all our kitties and puppies and hedgehogs and tiger pigs! Even the Yeti!

I think we need a pet update. I forget the names of all the Phurry Psillies!

I have me pup Angus and 2 kitties (Simon who weighs 20 pounds and Frisca his sister).

Bevell!!

the fates MUST leave our fuzzy babies alone, you are RIGHT!!!!! <and mommies must put snacks and bad treats AWAY >

I have one dog, as you know.....goes by Annie, Weasel, Weezee, Love Bug Mostly she is called Weez, except when I need to shout a command on a walk (she is PERFECT in every way, except for the binge-ing, and walks off leash ) and then she is called ANNIE, her given name.

I have a kitteh and, I truly don't know what his actual name is. He is known as Kit Kit on his birth certificate.....but I call him Kit, Skittle, Skit, and.........mostly just KIDDDEYYYYY.

I LOVE him. He did not seem per-tick-yer-larly bothered by the fact that Weez was not in the bed last night. Looked around for her, but was very happily snuggling and purring with me all night, as if nowt was amiss.

Kittehs. I LOVE kittehs!!!!!!!!! ♥

Hey Pads, where is Judith now? have ya talked to her? Send her my love

[DingoGirl]

Talk of newbies here, and some of the events we have been through together got me to thinking, and I realized that this is kind of an occasion for me.

The silly thread started over three years ago, and we are now on page 2,429. 2,102 pages ago, on page 327, John and Amanda were newlyweds just starting their honeymoon. My first post in the thread was about the honeymooners.

Poeter, I thought you woz here from the very beginning!! did not KNOW that a full year passed when you joined!! But thinking back....I *do* recall being both surprised, and inordinately pleased that you joined us......as always took youse for a very pserious and learn-ed guy.

I was just thinking..........did we MISS our three-year anniversary of this thread?????

Sills.....we must have a belated PAR-TAY!!! we have all been through so MUCH together.

I am so happy that my Sills were here for me in so much of the last three years.......especially since summer of 2008.

oh, and Poeter, while I've got yer attention.....

I want to get some really great vitamins/health supplements for Weez. What do you recommend? I've given her a powdered form, sprinkled into food, and a tablet from Trader Joe's........and...she's been eating BilJac Senior for quite a while now.....is there a better food I can be giving her? She's showing signs of age I need to keep her as healthy as possible.

just LOVE that we've been here for three years.

[elye]

That was exactly two years ago. The time has flown by.

I remember your entrance here, POeter...... . . ....i remember thinking, "Wow....is this the very serious-sounding, intellectual Peter that I've read elsewhere on here?"

Gad, who'd a thunk that in all that was to follow, we'd be seeing yer balls, yer tool, hearing all about your latest coronation and royal jewel-polishing.... . . ......

Cap'n Miyke is probably wondering what in hell he's gotten himselph into.... . ...

[jerseyangel]

Talk of newbies here, and some of the events we have been through together got me to thinking, and I realized that this is kind of an occasion for me.

We have some history here fer sure, us psyllies

Hey Pads, where is Judith now? have ya talked to her? Send her my love

They're still makin' their way across Nebraska and enjoying every minute! She called this AM whilst I was at the doctor and left a message--all good stuph. She mentioned the sillies, how much she missed having her computer, and how beautiful this country is

Sills.....we must have a belated PAR-TAY!!! we have all been through so MUCH together.

just LOVE that we've been here for three years.

True dat! Youse guys have been such a big part of me life fer the last couplea years. We can never lose touch (feeling teary-eyed all of a sudden)

I remember your entrance here, POeter...... . . ....i remember thinking, "Wow....is this the very serious-sounding, intellectual Peter that I've read elsewhere on here?"

<giggle> I thought the same thing. I'm just so glad we all phound each other