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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Leeesargh! Jeez, you suddenly have me thinking creatively again about some sculpture/mural work. ... . . .....

:huh:

:lol:

:P

The possibilities of color with the dryer lint...........yeah, I could see that!

.......and the nail clippings could be used in a portrayal of man's struggles to survive..........or sumphin like that :rolleyes:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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.......and the nail clippings could be used in a portrayal of man's struggles to survive..........or sumphin like that :rolleyes:

That is so deep, Lee-sa :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
elye
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.......and the nail clippings could be used in a portrayal of man's struggles to survive..........or sumphin like that :rolleyes:

....And the suppository.. . . .. . . . ....hell, the symbolic possibilities remain endless..... . .. ..

... .Um, was IT used, Leeeesargh?... .. .. :unsure: . . . ... . ..... ..

:lol:

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Mtndog
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Keep em coming! My dad is bringing a pair of shoes from the 1960's :lol: :lol:

Emily and Peter, just found this. :o:lol::o The question we ALL want to know the answer to:

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Keep em coming! My dad is bringing a pair of shoes from the 1960's :lol: :lol:

Emily and Peter, just found this. :o:lol::o The question we ALL want to know the answer to:

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celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

I'm high as a kite,

I just might,

Stop to check you out.

Let me go ooooon,

Like I blister in the sun,

Let me go ooooon,

Big hands I know you're the one

I'm on some Valium,

My back went out last night,

Downward dog,

F**k it, I'm still high as a kite!

Today eees goingk to beeee a longk daeeee

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Well, yah. . . .....why in hell CAN'T anybody own one of us Canucks?? We each come with a snowmobile, a small herd of caribou and free health care. But no firearms.

:lol:

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Well, yah. . . .....why in hell CAN'T anybody own one of us Canucks?? We each come with a snowmobile, a small herd of caribou and free health care. But no firearms.

:lol:

You sound pretty unaffordable. And how could we possibly manage to maintain you in the manner to which you've become accustomed???

free health care..........what a pipe dream........canadians also come high as a kite.........

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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free health care..........what a pipe dream........canadians also come high as a kite.........

Indeed they do, and it's the good sh!t too! What my cousins reefer refer to as "wheelchair weed" :D

elye Community Regular
elye
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Indeed they do, and it's the good sh!t too! What my cousins reefer refer to as "wheelchair weed" :D

Ah, yes.. . .. . I'd forgotten about the Medical Marijuanna........ . . . . :P

Actually, I have heard that the government-issued stuff is anything BUT good... . . very weak, like smokin' crabgrass er sumfin'. Typically the bureaucrats have trouble getting most things done efficiently and effectively -- hand them over the job of growing good-grade cannabis? It is to laugh. . . . ..... <_<

But yes, that'd perhaps be a bonus for some who want to snatch up a Canadian or two for Christmas - - access to crappy weed..... .....but weed, nonetheless... . ...

:lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted
But yes, that'd perhaps be a bonus for some who want to snatch up a Canadian or two for Christmas - - access to crappy weed..... .....but weed, nonetheless... . ...

:lol:

I'll send you my cousin fer Xmas, whatever he gits is beyond amazing. Maybe they call it wheelchair, cuz you need to be wheelchaired around after ya smoke it.....;):lol:^_^

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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'tis true. That stuff coming down from Vancouver has a rep.

elye Community Regular
elye
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'tis true. That stuff coming down from Vancouver has a rep.

Crap, I'm near the wrong coast! :angry:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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'tis true. That stuff coming down from Vancouver has a rep.

Tis tru, tis amazing ;)

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted
Crap, I'm near the wrong coast! :angry:

The right coast has always been the wrong coast :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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The right coast has always been the wrong coast :lol:

:blink:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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A fine bleary mornin' to you all.

School is done, just waitin' for the grade. Called someone to finish my kitchen so that's off my to do list, two more performances (had people sitting on the stairs last night. Six sold out shows in a row :o :o :o )

Got up this morning and was finally capable of seeing what state my house is in and almost went back to bed. Jeez Louweez things go downhill fast when they're ignored. I had to buy more socks and undies last weekend because I hadn't done wash in weeks. Did mange to do some over the week last week and now every horizontal surface has a pile of clothes on it. I sort of look for the color scheme to decide where to dig for what I want to wear (hmmm, lots of blue, I bet the jeans are in there...).

Cat boxes are overflowing, chicken coop reeks, junk mail everywhere, cleaned out kitty tins and water bottles and other recyclables need tending to, I seem to have consumed a fair amount of wine based on the empty bottles stacked near my chair....... Gads what happened here???

I need to consume enough coffee to counteract the margarita I had last night (I accidentally drank all the tequila first and they had to bring me more) before I can manage anything.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Sounds like your normal life to me, Jess. :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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and now every horizontal surface has a pile of clothes on it. . .

Yep . . . same here . . . what with the lice-fest, we've been doing a lot more laundry but we're seeing a light at the end of the tunnel. Skeeter is "officially" done wif all her treatments. Now we're just waiting (and checking every so often) to see if any more pop up.

Where can a get meselph me own Canadian . . . I suppose it's going to have to be a black market situation . . . maybe one will just happen to "fall off the truck".

And once I get myself a Canadian, will he/she help with the laundry? . . . or do I need to get a Patti Texan for that?

Is it too early to start drinking? Is it too early to go back to bed? Anybody here just drink in bed?

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
Is it too early to start drinking?
What a psilly question! It is never too early....
Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Sounds like your normal life to me, Jess. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Made it through the reds to the second layer of blacks. Decided I needed a second pot of coffee to continue (did you know that clean black laundry is the prime napping spot for white felines?).

Don't have any creamer so I'll be using Bailey's to protect my stomach from all the extra acid in the java.

hmmm drinking in bed....... if my sheets were anything resembling clean I'd be tempted. I have no idea what all that grit I woke up in this morning is, but I don't intend to sleep in it again tonight. I believe the clean sheets are at the bottom of the stack. An incentive to keep digging.

Why in hell do I have so many clothes anyway?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Anybody here just drink in bed?

Ya know, when you think about it, that would be a very efficient way to go.....

So glad The Skeetster is done wif the treatment--meant to ask about that but the head is a sieve lately.

Jess--I wish I lived closer to you....I love a challenge :lol: Just ask me kids :P

Anywho, sounds like both of youse are seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. :D I know yer grades are gonna be boffo ;)

We're off to mail the last of the Christmas gifts this afternoon--it's a beautiful day here sunny and about 60 for the high B) A whole heck of a lot better than in the NE--which we got outta just in time :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Is it too early to start drinking? Is it too early to go back to bed? Anybody here just drink in bed?

You just reminded me that I never washed my pillows from the last time I spilled wine while drinking in bed. I'm sure those are at the bottom of some stack of something as well. May be easier just to buy new pillows at this point.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Woweeee.. . ....... :lol: ... . Jyesss's place sounds like a ....funhouse er sumfin'.. . .....lotsa coloUrful things everywhere ya turn around -- some things covered in wine, others in cat hair, grit, Bailey's. . . . ....... Sounds like you don't need to pour yerself a drink - - just walk around the rooms and lick things as you go....

:huh::lol:

Where can a get meselph me own Canadian . . . I suppose it's going to have to be a black market situation . . . maybe one will just happen to "fall off the truck".

I think we are expensive....you should wait until the new year sales -- you might get two-for-one specials. Or scratch and dent sales, where you'll find a decent Canadian who is a little ugly er sumfin', but still can do yer chores. . ...... :lol:

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Jestgar
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