Jump to content

  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.



  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):

    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

For those eagerly awaiting the return of FlashForward on TV, Open Original Shared Link

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):


  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Perhaps this video will rectify any confusion over my previous "Lint-Licker" status on Da Book and you will all greatly fructify your senses of humor

YOU BISCUIT EATING BULLDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Perhaps this video will rectify any confusion over my previous "Lint-Licker" status on Da Book and you will all greatly fructify your senses of humor

YOU BISCUIT EATING BULLDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: stinky mcstink face :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

You Biscuit eating Bulldog!

This may become my whole family's favorite thing to call someone. Might use it & "fructify" Sunday night with FIL. Not sure me boys will think being called "a bulldog" is an insult. We :wub: love :wub: all dogs.

Where is everyone? Got hot dates? Hub & Boy Scout (14yr) are camping, 17 yr old is eating greasy junk & seeing very scary movie with friends.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

We :wub: love :wub: all dogs.

Aaaaahhhh, Kherrighnn .. . . .....we just KNEW you were meant to be here. . . . . . .....um, we all kind of.. . . ... . ...well, luuuuurrrve dogs in this place. . . . .....

Now, the next piece of administrative business we must attend to is getting you onto facebook. Um....unless you are already there.. . . .. . . . .then, we simply must all become your friends so that we have a parallel virtual community from which to jump back and forth, hither and yon. . . . ....:rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Aaaaahhhh, Kherrighnn .. . . .....we just KNEW you were meant to be here. . . . . . .....um, we all kind of.. . . ... . ...well, luuuuurrrve dogs in this place. . . . .....

Now, the next piece of administrative business we must attend to is getting you onto facebook. Um....unless you are already there.. . . .. . . . .then, we simply must all become your friends so that we have a parallel virtual community from which to jump back and forth, hither and yon. . . . ....:rolleyes:

I tried 3 months ago in a brain fog to make a facebook account. I put the wrong email & promptly forgot the password. Teens were so disgusted with me, they said I should not be on facebook. Might cause the site to collapse. Also, not sure I want people from my "sordid" past to find me. Perhaps, if I spelled my name that way...Maybe I will try again.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Ok. I think I now have a facebook account. I wrote down the password. What happens next? Is there a sadistic initiation rite? Must I get a tatoo? Wear a weird orange toga - wait I think that's the Hari Krishnas.

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):


jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Must phind Khar-in on da book.....

In the "small world" dept--we just had an old friend/colleague of Mark's who happens to be in town over for dinner. He lives in Seattle and his wife is doing a bike marathon tomorrow in the same town where Jess lives.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Good Sunday morning, Pholks!

Well, at 3:15 pm Eastern Standard time, the BIG hockey game begins -- the gold medal match-up to beat em' all, Canada vs USA... . ....:):).. . . . .tickets for two at GM Place are going for $1600.00, and on-line sellers are asking upwards of $10,000.00 a ticket. :blink: What kind of madness is DIS??

In the "small world" dept--we just had an old friend/colleague of Mark's who happens to be in town over for dinner. He lives in Seattle and his wife is doing a bike marathon tomorrow in the same town where Jess lives.

Crap, Pattteigh, I thought you were going to say that he has been in my ho'tub!

.....:unsure: .. .....Um.. . . .did you think to ASK him if he's been in my ho'tub?.. .. . .......

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Must phind Khar-in on da book.....

In the "small world" dept--we just had an old friend/colleague of Mark's who happens to be in town over for dinner. He lives in Seattle and his wife is doing a bike marathon tomorrow in the same town where Jess lives.

Open Original Shared Link

It's a good day not to be on the roads, 5000 bicyclists in varying degrees of preparedness descend on our little island and the streets become impassable for about 6 hours.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Open Original Shared Link

It's a good day not to be on the roads, 5000 bicyclists in varying degrees of preparedness descend on our little island and the streets become impassable for about 6 hours.

Yes, that's it!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

About 2 miles of the route is my weekend walking route. I'll wave to everyone as they pass, so you can tell Mark's buddy that I said 'hi' to his wife. :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

About 2 miles of the route is my weekend walking route. I'll wave to everyone as they pass, so you can tell Mark's buddy that I said 'hi' to his wife. :D

:D:D:D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

.....:unsure: .. .....Um.. . . .did you think to ASK him if he's been in my ho'tub?.. .. . .......

Psyllie me! I did not, although it may be prudent to begin screening people about that--I mean, ya never know...... :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

tickets for two at GM Place are going for $1600.00, and on-line sellers are asking upwards of $10,000.00 a ticket.

So are you going??? :lol:

"Yes, I'd like 4 of the $10,000 seats please......" :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Must phind Khar-in on da book.....

Should knot tiep until I've had coughfee. How do I find you on da-book? I have been able to find me own ;) book account several times now. That's a step in the rite direction.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

That was the funnest walk I've had in a very long time. Recumbent bikes, two person bikes, one guy on a unicycle, somebody with a baby trailer.

Patti, have Mark ask his buddy if his wife was the one with shiny streamers attached to her helmet and a stereo blasting 'men without hats'.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Psyllie me! I did not, although it may be prudent to begin screening people about that--I mean, ya never know...... :P

:lol: Yes... . ..and at one time, it apparently was somebody with crutches.. . . .. .... . ..

"Yes, I'd like 4 of the $10,000 seats please......" :rolleyes:

Yup.. . . . . .....I'm actually responding from my ipod.....we're in Vancouver, heading to the arena in our hired stretch limo.. . . .... . ..

Gaaaaaaaaads......in my DREAMS.. . . ... <_<:rolleyes:

Should knot tiep until I've had coughfee. How do I find you on da-book? I have been able to find me own ;) book account several times now. That's a step in the rite direction.

Kehrrighn, we need to know yer last name.. . . . .....then we can all search ya out and send friend requests. You can PM it to us, if ya like.. . . .. . . ...

Now, are you SURE you know what you're doin'???.. . . . . . .... :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Aaaaahhhh, Kherrighnn .. . . .....we just KNEW you were meant to be here. . . . . . .....um, we all kind of.. . . ... . ...well, luuuuurrrve dogs in this place.

Yes- puppers and kittehs ALL around!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

Ok. I think I now have a facebook account. I wrote down the password. What happens next? Is there a sadistic initiation rite? Must I get a tatoo? Wear a weird orange toga - wait I think that's the Hari Krishnas.

Oh, you'll see! Here's my Open Original Shared Link Add me as a friend and I'll initiate you (why don't we have a DEVIL emoticon?).

Good Sunday morning, Pholks!

Well, at 3:15 pm Eastern Standard time, the BIG hockey game begins -- the gold medal match-up to beat em' all, Canada vs USA... . ....:):).. . . . .tickets for two at GM Place are going for $1600.00, and on-line sellers are asking upwards of $10,000.00 a ticket. :blink: What kind of madness is DIS??

THAT is insane but I can't wait for the game!!!!! Don't tell anyone here, but I AM rooting for you guys. I'm going to miss the Olympics when they're over!

Open Original Shared Link

I love Seattle! Jess- Does Apolo Anton Ohno live nearby? Do you hang out wif him a lot? He seems like a nice guy :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Yeay, Emmel. Now all Canucks can have a big PARTAY!!! WELL DONE CANADA!!!

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
Posted

Yeay, Emmel. Now all Canucks can have a big PARTAY!!! WELL DONE CANADA!!!

Yes, congratulations Canada for a well played game and win:

Open Original Shared Link

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Sort of OT, but I piled a bunch of stinky workout clothes on the bathroom floor to await the washer. I just went in to collect them up and Lylie-bear is happily stretched out on them. :wub: :wub:

The must smell like "mom" :blink::huh::wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Sort of OT, but I piled a bunch of stinky workout clothes on the bathroom floor to await the washer. I just went in to collect them up and Lylie-bear is happily stretched out on them. :wub: :wub:

The must smell like "mom" :blink::huh::wub:

Aw-w-w-w-w-w :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Yeay, Emmel. Now all Canucks can have a big PARTAY!!! WELL DONE CANADA!!!

Dear gawd.. .. .. . . . .... .. . . ......... .. .. . ... . .:wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

I'm too old for this. . .. . . . . ....

WHAT. A. PARTY.

We're in trouble, as it is a work night and alcohol is flying everywhere. . . . . . .....I think my kids are even drinking.. . . . .. . ......:lol:

Such a close, intense, fantastic game for ANY hockey fan. . .... . ... . ...

4FCF5A7EAC4C4B4C9B7E161E38C4.webp

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

WHAT. A. PARTY.

:)

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Celiac.com:
    Join eNewsletter
    Donate
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):



    Celiac.com Sponsors (A17-M):



  • Recent Activity

    1. trents
      - trents commented on Scott Adams's article in Kids and Celiac Disease
      2

      New Study Reveals Age and Racial Gaps in Pediatric Celiac Testing

      The practical takeaway: "For people who care about celiac disease, especially families who have children at higher risk, the findings highlight the importance of self-advocacy." It's the only parameter that the affected individual or their family members have control over. We need to learn to become "politely pushy" in order to get proper testing done when...
    2. Russ H
      - Russ H replied to pothosqueen's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      3

      Positive biopsy

      What you describe is seronegative villous atrophy (negative antibody tests but positive biopsy). It is uncommon in coeliac disease, and there are other causes, but the most common cause is coeliac disease. I would pursue this with your healthcare provider if possible. Based on clinical history, test results and possible genetic testing for susceptibility...
    3. Scott Adams
      - Scott Adams replied to pothosqueen's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      3

      Positive biopsy

      If you are still eating gluten you could get a celiac disease blood panel done, but I agree with @trents and the gold standard for diagnosing celiac disease would be your endoscopy results. Is it possible they did do a celiac disease panel before your biopsy? This would be the normal chain of events. This article might be helpful. It breaks down each...
    4. Scott Adams
      - Scott Adams commented on Scott Adams's article in Latest Research
      3

      New "Glowing Bacteria" Pill Could Transform Gut Disease Detection (+Video)

      This technology is currently years away, as it will need to go through an extensive FDA approval process.
    5. trents
      - trents replied to mamaof7's topic in Parents, Friends and Loved Ones of Celiacs
      7

      Help understand results

      Actually, it would be more correct to say that the genetic potential to develop celiac disease is passed down from parents to children. About 40% of the general population has the genetic potential to develop celiac disease but only about 1% of the general population actually do. But it is also true that the offspring of those who do have active celiac disease...
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):

  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      133,000
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748
    Klutziblonde
    Newest Member
    Klutziblonde
    Joined
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):

  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.5k
    • Total Posts
      1m
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):

  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • Russ H
      Positive biopsy

      By Russ H · Posted

      What you describe is seronegative villous atrophy (negative antibody tests but positive biopsy). It is uncommon in coeliac disease, and there are other causes, but the most common cause is coeliac disease. I would pursue this with your healthcare provider if possible. Based on clinical history, test results and possible genetic testing for susceptibility to coeliac disease it should be possible to give a diagnosis. There is a bit more here: Seronegative coeliac disease
    • Scott Adams
      Positive biopsy

      By Scott Adams · Posted

      If you are still eating gluten you could get a celiac disease blood panel done, but I agree with @trents and the gold standard for diagnosing celiac disease would be your endoscopy results. Is it possible they did do a celiac disease panel before your biopsy? This would be the normal chain of events. This article might be helpful. It breaks down each type of test, and what a positive results means in terms of the probability that you might have celiac disease. One test that always needs to be done is the IgA Levels/Deficiency Test (often called "Total IGA") because some people are naturally IGA deficient, and if this is the case, then certain blood tests for celiac disease might be false-negative, and other types of tests need to be done to make an accurate diagnosis. The article includes the "Mayo Clinic Protocol," which is the best overall protocol for results to be ~98% accurate.    
    • trents
      Help understand results

      By trents · Posted

      Actually, it would be more correct to say that the genetic potential to develop celiac disease is passed down from parents to children. About 40% of the general population has the genetic potential to develop celiac disease but only about 1% of the general population actually do. But it is also true that the offspring of those who do have active celiac disease are at a considerably higher risk of developing active celiac disease than those of parents who have the genes but don't develop the disease. Some recent, larger studies put the risk at near 50% for the first degree relatives of those who have active celiac disease.
    • Jordan Carlson
      Fruits & Veggies

      By Jordan Carlson · Posted

      Hello everyone! Been a while since I posted. The past few moths have been the best by for recovery for myself. I have been the least bloated I have ever been, my constant throat clearing is almost gone, I have stopped almost all medication I was prevously taking (was taking vyvanse for adhd, pristiq for anxiety,fomotadine/blexten for histamine blockers and singulair). Only thing I take now is Tecta. I also no longer get any rashes after eating. Things are going very well. Most success came actually once I upped my B12 daily dose to 5,000 mcg. I do have one thing I am un able to figure out and want to see if anyone else has this issue or has experience working around it. Ever since I was born I have always had a issue getting fruits and veggies down. No matter how hard I tried, it would always result in gagging or throwing up. Always just thought I was a picky eater. Now that my stomach and system has healed enough that I can feel when something is off almost istantly, I notice that after eating most fruits (sometimes I am ok with bananas) and veggies, my stomach instantly starts burning and my heart starts to pound and I get really anxious as if my body doesnt know what to do with what just enetered it. So I am thinking now that this is what probably was going on when I was born and my body started rejecting it before which caused this weird sensory issue with it causing the gagging. Hoping someone has some exprience with this as well because I would love to be able to enjoy a nice fruit smoothie once in a while haha. Thanks everyone!
    • wellthatsfun
      heaps of hope!

      By wellthatsfun · Posted

      i know i've been rather cynical and sad about being fully diagnosed in june 2025, but my boyfriend has been consistently showing me the wonderful world that is gluten free cooking and baking. in the past couple of days he's made me a gluten free rice paper-wrapped spanakopita "pastry", plus a wonderful mac and cheese bechamel-ish sauce with gluten free pasta (san remo brand if you're in australia/if you can get your hands on it wherever you are).  those meals are notably gluten free, but mainly he's been making me easy gluten free meals - chili mince with white rice and sour cream, chicken soup with homemade stock from the chicken remains, and roast chickens with rice flour gravy and roast veggies. i'm a bit too thankful and grateful lol. how lucky could i possibly be? and, of course, for those who don't have someone to cook for them, it's quite easy to learn to cook for yourself. i've been making a lot of meals for us too. honestly, cooking is pretty darn fun! knowing basic knife skills and sanitary practices are all you really need. experimenting with spices will help you get on track to creating some really flavourful and yummy dishes. coeliac is a pain, but you can use it to your advantage. healthier eating and having fun in the kitchen are major upsides. much luck to all of you! let's be healthy!
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.