The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Jestgar]

I would like to see those posts underneath again as well. Or at least the button that used to launch the whole topic. C'mon, who can remember what they were gonna say for more than five seconds?

Seriously

So I .... Oh S$%#! I forgot what I was replying to.

<snort>

[jerseyangel]

A couple of useless tidbits....on Gilligan's Island the Skipper's full name was Jonas Grumby, and Gilligan's first name was Willy.

Carry on....

[kareng]

A couple of useless tidbits....on Gilligan's Island the Skipper's full name was Jonas Grumby, and Gilligan's first name was Willy.

Carry on....

A little time on your hands tonight Patti?

[Jestgar]

My drinking buddy dumped me to take her mom shopping. Now whadmi supposed to do?? I'll have to have some wodka and think about it.

[psawyer]

My drinking buddy dumped me to take her mom shopping. Now whadmi supposed to do?? I'll have to have some wodka and think about it.

You'll manage somehow, I'm sure. Me, I'm worn out from a long stressful week. I have no wodka, so will have to make do with a nightcap of Bacardi Gold on the rocks. 'Night pholks.

[JNBunnie1]

You'll manage somehow, I'm sure. Me, I'm worn out from a long stressful week. I have no wodka, so will have to make do with a nightcap of Bacardi Gold on the rocks. 'Night pholks.

Oh you poor thing.

[Jestgar]

Take care of both of you Peter. Sleep well. Hope you have tomorrow off.

[nikki-uk]

A couple of useless tidbits....on Gilligan's Island the Skipper's full name was Jonas Grumby, and Gilligan's first name was Willy.

Useless titbits????

Why Pads!!, you totally underestimate the importance of this information to me!!!!!!!!!!!

My drinking buddy dumped me to take her mom shopping.

People and their priorities eh???....really rubs me up the wrong way

I have no wodka, so will have to make do with a nightcap of Bacardi Gold on the rocks. 'Night pholks.

THIS is an unacceptable sit-you-ay-shun which MUST be remedied toot sweet POeter!!! (Bacardi a good 'plan B' tho')

Out tonight wiv me gym goilz and Stanley

Hello Smirnoff, it's been almost a week

[Mtndog]

A couple of useless tidbits....on Gilligan's Island the Skipper's full name was Jonas Grumby, and Gilligan's first name was Willy.

Carry on....

Willy Gilligan and Jonas Grumby :lol: LOVE it!

My drinking buddy dumped me to take her mom shopping. Now whadmi supposed to do?? I'll have to have some wodka and think about it.

Wodka always helping the thinking process!!!!!!

You'll manage somehow, I'm sure. Me, I'm worn out from a long stressful week. I have no wodka, so will have to make do with a nightcap of Bacardi Gold on the rocks. 'Night pholks.

Hope you had a good drink Peter. You deserve it! Have one for Jacquie too- although she probably has great pain meds. Thinking of you guys!

[jerseyangel]

A little time on your hands tonight Patti?

Hee!

My drinking buddy dumped me to take her mom shopping. Now whadmi supposed to do?? I'll have to have some wodka and think about it.

We shoulda got together and had some wodka

Out tonight wiv me gym goilz and Stanley

Have phun, all of youse!

Trying what to decide to make wif dinner--au gratin potates or Julie's roasted sweet potatoes.....<thoughtphulphace>.....

[mushroom]

Trying what to decide to make wif dinner--au gratin potates or Julie's roasted sweet potatoes.....<thoughtphulphace>.....

Egads, I get up in the morning, with me first cuppa, and here's Pads trying to decide which kinda taters to have for dinner Too oily in the day for dat.

[elye]

OMG.. . . ... . . . . . .......... . .. ..lick to enlarge.. . . . ......?.. . .!!... .. . . .

A terrific entrance line, Ptaoughmnuss, from stage right, where you've been hiding fer so long....welcome back!

Okay... . gettin' me Pfunny legs back.. . .. .. . .. . . .nothing very knee-slapping to say as yet...... ..

Jacquie had surgery?? What kind?? Must get on here more often, even whilst dealing wif me own stuph... . . .... . .

[jerseyangel]

OMG.. . . ... . . . . . .......... . .. ..lick to enlarge.. . . . ......?.. . .!!... .. . . .

How good is it to see you back here where you belong, lady??? :D

[jerseyangel]

Trying what to decide to make wif dinner--au gratin potates or Julie's roasted sweet potatoes.....<thoughtphulphace>.....

This is what I decided to do--took cubed sweet potatoes, drizzled wif olive oil and honey, sprinkled wif garlic powder and salt. Sounded good, and much easier than making a cheese sauce.

[kareng]

Okay... . gettin' me Pfunny legs back.. . .. .. . .. . . .nothing very knee-slapping to say as yet...... ..

Glad to see you're back! Start small with "toe-slapping" and work your way up!

This is what I decided to do--took cubed sweet potatoes, drizzled wif olive oil and honey, sprinkled wif garlic powder and salt. Sounded good, and much easier than making a cheese sauce.

Might taste even better if you put them in a hot oven for a bit.

[jerseyangel]

Might taste even better if you put them in a hot oven for a bit.

They've been in there bubbling away and smell incredible. Hope they taste as good as they smell......

[kareng]

Do any of the other lowly "advanced members" wonder what the Moderators discuss in the very Private Moderators Only Forum? Great philosophical discussions on the meaning of Celiacs? Plotting to take over the world? Sharing recipes? Hmm...

[DingoGirl]

HOLY sharpied-on brows and bleached tail-hair braiding and marriage counseling..........

I JUST CAUGHT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh, what joy you Psills have given me........what a remarkable place

I had five thousand quotes........hadn't read in a WEEK.........must NEVER go that long again..........

dang, I love you guys..........supporting all of youse/us in our struggles and laffs

:wub:

sending SO MUCH LOVE to those who have lost loved ones

would have taken me DAYZE to respond to all of it...........had so much to say.........had nowt the stamina/time to do it all!!!!!!!!!!

PTAUMASS!!!!!! he's even more behind than I.........

I missed the "c" link wasn't there when I clicked on it...........

LOVE YOUSE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

technical question here - in the old phorum, when I clicked on a link, it opened a separate page..........new phorum, takes me away from this page

Poeter, answer to that???????

off to watch second disc of Australian miniseries - does NOT contain Huge Ass Man ........is called "Rain Shadow" w/ Rachel Ward and is about veterinarians in the outback of Australia...............love it!!!!!!!!!!

more later

♥

[DingoGirl]

Do any of the other lowly "advanced members" wonder what the Moderators discuss in the very Private Moderators Only Forum? Great philosophical discussions on the meaning of Celiacs? Plotting to take over the world? Sharing recipes? Hmm...

I totally wonder this. Salacious minds want to know

technical question here - in the old phorum, when I clicked on a link, it opened a separate page..........new phorum, takes me away from this page

Poeter, answer to that???????

quoting meselph here as I REALLY want this question answered.........

and, Poeter, WHOT happened to Jacquie????????????? no knowledge of this.......is she okay now???

[kareng]

and, Poeter, WHOT happened to Jacquie????????????? no knowledge of this.......is she okay now???

Maybe that's what they talk about!

[mushroom]

Do any of the other lowly "advanced members" wonder what the Moderators discuss in the very Private Moderators Only Forum? Great philosophical discussions on the meaning of Celiacs? Plotting to take over the world? Sharing recipes? Hmm...

Plotting devious means of making life miserable for advanced members

Planning coups to take over Caribbean islands and do a runner... leaving you all to your own devices

Having cyber cocktail partays

Oh, the speculation, t'is endless.....

_{(Yeah, I used to wonder )}

[psawyer]

Do any of the other lowly "advanced members" wonder what the Moderators discuss in the very Private Moderators Only Forum? Great philosophical discussions on the meaning of Celiacs? Plotting to take over the world? Sharing recipes? Hmm...

Maybe that's what they talk about!

Actually, in this case we have been. It has impacted my availability as a mod, so they needed to know.

Here's a brief version of the story. Please do NOT make any comments about this on the book. Keep it here among the sillies.

Jacquie has had discomfort for some time due to large fibroids. She had surgery to remove them, along with everything else "female" from the cervix upward. The larger fibroid was about 10cm in diameter. There were some difficulties, and she had an additonal procedure Thursday. She is likely going to be kept until at least Monday.

The recovery process involves restricted activity including no driving for four weeks. So I will be busy between running our business without her help, and taking extra time to look after her.

[DingoGirl]

The recovery process involves restricted activity including no driving for four weeks. So I will be busy between running our business without her help, and taking extra time to look after her.

Oh Poeter, my goodness!! Such trauma!! Glad she is in hospital and being looked after..........hope this all clears up quite soon!

Egads...........lots of trauma in the 'vill lately..........

sending love to Jacquie and all!

[jerseyangel]

sending love to Jacquie and all!

Me too

[celiac-mommy]

Gads, I leave dh home for 4 hours and he decides to clean house. GREAT idea since his baby tubes were sliced and diced yesterday Guess who was writhing on the sofa wif an orange-sized hematoma in his left groin....pseriously, do I have to babysit everyone?!?!?!

I met some other mom's at the zoo this morning and took and extra 4 year old boy wif me (jackson), as well as my 8 year old. When the 2 boys got in the car, the immediately started dishing about Ava, who is in their class (and would be at the zoo), see Jackson and Ava are quite the 'item' and Max wants her to himself (since his set of twins moved away ) , so he and Jackson were trying to work out a deal. Initially Jackson was willing to sell her off for 50 quarters and by the end of the car ride, she was down to 5 dollars in cash and 21 quarters and Jackson would no longer be building the house he promised her.... I was laughing so hard. Poor Ava :lol: And this was poor Madeleine's phace thru the whole morning

So cute about Skeeter and her new ear holes

Madeleine found out today I used to have a tongue ring.....Hard to explain that one. I think what came out of my mouth was "uh, uh, uh, I WAS OVER 18!!!"

MY LIVING WILL

Last night, my family and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine, drinking fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

They are Soooo on my sh!t list ...

:lol: Phabulous!!

If you take the "C" out of Click to Enlarge" you get lick to enlarge

:lol: Thanks! I didn't get it either....

A couple of useless tidbits....on Gilligan's Island the Skipper's full name was Jonas Grumby, and Gilligan's first name was Willy.

Carry on....

Willy Gilly

My drinking buddy dumped me to take her mom shopping. Now whadmi supposed to do?? I'll have to have some wodka and think about it.

Wish we were closer, I'd lurve to be yer drinkin partner!!

Out tonight wiv me gym goilz and Stanley

Maddie swears Stanley was in her classroom right now.....how's you manage that?? :lol: