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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Gads, I leave dh home for 4 hours and he decides to clean house. GREAT idea since his baby tubes were sliced and diced yesterday :rolleyes: Guess who was writhing on the sofa wif an orange-sized hematoma in his left groin....pseriously, do I have to babysit everyone?!?!?! :blink:

I met some other mom's at the zoo this morning and took and extra 4 year old boy wif me (jackson), as well as my 8 year old. When the 2 boys got in the car, the immediately started dishing about Ava, who is in their class (and would be at the zoo), see Jackson and Ava are quite the 'item' and Max wants her to himself (since his set of twins moved away :huh:) , so he and Jackson were trying to work out a deal. Initially Jackson was willing to sell her off for 50 quarters and by the end of the car ride, she was down to 5 dollars in cash and 21 quarters and Jackson would no longer be building the house he promised her.... I was laughing so hard. Poor Ava :lol: :lol: And this was poor Madeleine's phace thru the whole morning :blink:

:lol: Maddie swears Stanley was in her classroom right now.....how's you manage that?? :lol: :lol:

You hate to discourage housecleaning.

My now 14 year old had a similar issue in Kindergarten. Many boys liked the same 2 girls: Elaina who was pretty but not as pretty but very fun & friendly & the exotic "Beautious Alaina". The boys decided the girls would trade off being Queen of the classroom - one week & the other the next week. The queen got to tell the boys what to make with legos & to pick up stuff.

I think Good Stanley has gone back to school but his evil twin clone has stayed in the UK.

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Gads, I leave dh home for 4 hours and he decides to clean house. GREAT idea since his baby tubes were sliced and diced yesterday :rolleyes: Guess who was writhing on the sofa wif an orange-sized hematoma in his left groin....pseriously, do I have to babysit everyone?!?!?! :blink:

Good gawd--that sounds awful. The poor thing :( Lucky he has you there to take care of him.

Youngun's selling off their girlfriends :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Wish we were closer, I'd lurve to be yer drinkin partner!! :D

We would totally have to have sleepovers. No way I'm driving home that night.

elye Community Regular
elye
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POeter! I'm really sorry to hear about Jacquie's fibroid nightmare. . . . ......how frightening and stressful. I'm really thinking of you two, and yes, you ARE a great hub.

...... . . ..Hubby-dubby-doo, as me mom would say.

Will she still say things like that, post -stroke? Will she still find things fan-f*ckin'-TAS-tic? ... . ....

Mehopes so. :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Maybe she'll have even better, more inappropriate, things to say. :)

My friend who ditched on Friday called me yesterday and I road tripped with her and her mom (Grand Pocky) to go shopping in Sequim. It was a blast. We went to the market and then Costco.

The Costco I normally go to is full of inattentive parents nominally in charge of throngs of children who spend most of their day crowding around the sample stands. Sequim, however, has a median age of 60. Not a child in sight in the extra wide aisles of Costco.... :)

In just a short bit I'll be walking to their house and my friend and I are walking a 5K around downtown. This is the most I've done on a weekend in a very long time.

happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
Posted

Know this has been discussed - but I finally tried Udi's white bread.

I am quite certain it was the best ham and cheese sandwich I've had in close to 6 years----by far. (and how has it been that long?!)

Wow. All the buzz on that bread is correct.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Know this has been discussed - but I finally tried Udi's white bread.

I am quite certain it was the best ham and cheese sandwich I've had in close to 6 years----by far. (and how has it been that long?!)

Wow. All the buzz on that bread is correct.

Glad you enjoyed it, Laura :D

I actually had a loaf in my hand at WF--it looked delicious and soft but I couldn't try it because of the tapioca <_< It's so great, though, that they've managed to come out with a good gluten-free bread--finally!

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

POeter! I'm really sorry to hear about Jacquie's fibroid nightmare. . . . ......how frightening and stressful. I'm really thinking of you two, and yes, you ARE a great hub.

...... . . ..Hubby-dubby-doo, as me mom would say.

Will she still say things like that, post -stroke? Will she still find things fan-f*ckin'-TAS-tic? ... . ....

Mehopes so. :)

I hope so too. Like Jess said - maybe she will be even better. Not only will she want to tatoo the eybrows but maybe pierce them too!

Maybe she'll have even better, more inappropriate, things to say. :)

My friend who ditched on Friday called me yesterday and I road tripped with her and her mom (Grand Pocky) to go shopping in Sequim. It was a blast. We went to the market and then Costco.

The Costco I normally go to is full of inattentive parents nominally in charge of throngs of children who spend most of their day crowding around the sample stands. Sequim, however, has a median age of 60. Not a child in sight in the extra wide aisles of Costco.... :)

In just a short bit I'll be walking to their house and my friend and I are walking a 5K around downtown. This is the most I've done on a weekend in a very long time.

The kids & I missed you at Costco yesterday.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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The kids & I missed you at Costco yesterday.

<snort>

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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The kids & I missed you at Costco yesterday.

:lol::lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

The kids & I missed you at Costco yesterday.

I'm fairly certain you wouldn't let your kids run wild through the aisles and crowd around the sample stands yelling

"MOM!! CAN WE HAVE SOME??????"

to you while you are still on the other side of the store

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

I'm fairly certain you wouldn't let your kids run wild through the aisles and crowd around the sample stands yelling

"MOM!! CAN WE HAVE SOME??????"

to you while you are still on the other side of the store

Quite true. Mine would text me. :P

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Quite true. Mine would text me. :P

:D :D :D

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Quite true. Mine would text me. :P

:o:lol:

Well I guess the one advantage is you wouldn't lose them :P Or disadvantage, you couldn't lose them :o Mo-om, where ARE you??? as mom puts car into gear and guns it :lol: Sorry kid, enjoy yourself with Jess, she'll love it. I'll be back later!

I just notice that I rolled over my post 2000!!! Spending too much time on this place :lol:

Anyone heard from Emmel today?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I just notice that I rolled over my post 2000!!!

Any abnormal amount of rain? Leakage of any kind? Electrical problems?

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Any abnormal amount of rain? Leakage of any kind? Electrical problems?

Nope, just a thud and the bottom fell out :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Nope, just a thud and the bottom fell out :blink:

??? :unsure:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Mmmm Udi's

A few months ago I was dying to finally retry something w/ yeti yeast - zero since candida "dx" in '05 & last yr bloodtest for candida antibodies was neg (well, highest of 3 meas was an 8 where 10 is "positive") - so poking around WhF saw they'd gotten the much-balleyhooed Udi's.

I was PSYCHED!!! :o

Ahhhh I believe it was Dec 5th :D (2 days later was my last great perfuming @work, tho it was only the damn fragrance in his shampoo I think. . .omFg it's such bs).

Anyway ... .of course I loved loved LOVED the bread, but .. ..uhhhmmm . . .well 3rd day in. ....uhhh it'd be a <ahem> gross exaggeration to say 's$#&ting blood', but the tp was WAY redder than it should ever be. :blechface:

:(

But what if the perfuming or something else caused it?!!! :hopefulUdiFace: !!

3 wks later tried it again . . ..same response. :( :(

No other ingred is questionable for me, except the canola, which just makes me dizzy. So it's the yeast.

Before finding the Udi's, I thought I was gonna try something from WhF g f bakery but EVERY DAMN THING THEY MAKE HAS SOY FLOUR!!!!!

<ugh it takes me so long to compose #$%^& sentences these days> :(

tom Contributor
tom
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Yow the "new" site does not like me. <& I don't like IT much either> :P

Just posting in another thread .. .errr TRYING to post & I get:

[#20310] Your secure key, used to verify you are posting the topic, did not match the one submitted. Please go back, reload the form, and try again.

Yeah. .. .thx so much :angry:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

(((HUGS))) for Jacquie. :wub: Hoping she is back home soon. POeter.....are you taking care of all the :wub: s and hugs for us?

OMG.....Junior League Peyton Place! :lol::lol::lol:

I just notice that I rolled over my post 2000!!! Spending too much time on this place :lol:

So it's all YOUR fault!!!! :angry:

Over a year ago, maybe 2, my microwave developed a mind of it's own......not counting down or heating up, but still running......not stopping when I want it to.........running when I DON'T want it to....... :unsure:

Then it thought better of it and decided to behave. <_<

Well now it's doin' it's own thang again! :angry:

Anyway ... .of course I loved loved LOVED the bread, but .. ..uhhhmmm . . .well 3rd day in. ....uhhh it'd be a <ahem> gross exaggeration to say 's$#&ting blood', but the tp was WAY redder than it should ever be. :blechface:

:(

Yeast, huh?

For me it's definitely sugars......same thing happens with fruit......and not so much an exaggeration :ph34r:

Really would love to try the Udi's :(

[#20310] Your secure key, used to verify you are posting the topic, did not match the one submitted. Please go back, reload the form, and try again.

:blink::blink::blink:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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(((HUGS))) for Jacquie. :wub: Hoping she is back home soon. POeter.....are you taking care of all the :wub: s and hugs for us?

I just spoke with her minutes ago, and she is being released this morning. I have to go do some stuphph at the store, and then will be picking her up. She should be home by noon. Thanks, everyone, for your support.
kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Yow the "new" site does not like me. <& I don't like IT much either> :P

Just posting in another thread .. .errr TRYING to post & I get:

[#20310] Your secure key, used to verify you are posting the topic, did not match the one submitted. Please go back, reload the form, and try again.

Yeah. .. .thx so much :angry:

Over a year ago, maybe 2, my microwave developed a mind of it's own......not counting down or heating up, but still running......not stopping when I want it to.........running when I DON'T want it to....... :unsure:

Then it thought better of it and decided to behave. <_<

Well now it's doin' it's own thang again! :angry:

This evidence (forum acting up & the crazy microwve) along with Jess's magical Crockpot should be taken seriously. Machines are going to rule the world! We think the kids FRIST Robots are in crates being shipped home but..... :unsure:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

I just spoke with her minutes ago, and she is being released this morning. I have to go do some stuphph at the store, and then will be picking her up. She should be home by noon. Thanks, everyone, for your support.

Yeah!! Much nicer at home.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Oh guys....still recovering from a most heinous hangover, just a poop in :wacko:

I just spoke with her minutes ago, and she is being released this morning. I have to go do some stuphph at the store, and then will be picking her up. She should be home by noon. Thanks, everyone, for your support.

Wishing Jacquie a speedy recovery!!! :)

Hey!, good to see Em and Ptaum posting :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I just spoke with her minutes ago, and she is being released this morning. I have to go do some stuphph at the store, and then will be picking her up. She should be home by noon. Thanks, everyone, for your support.

I'll bet she is looking forward to being back in her own bed! :D

Oh guys....still recovering from a most heinous hangover, just a poop in :wacko:

Kicked up our heels last night, did we?? :P

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