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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient

When you apply mascara, you raise your eyebrows, thus pulling the skin upwards, causing the mouth to gape open.

And in my case, this occurs simultaneously whilst holding the magnification mirror wif me left hand whilst applying said mascara wif me right. Of course, this means that I have to put down the mirror to re-load the brush wif mascara to do the second eye....


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I lurve yelling at talking to little old men who are hard of hearing...

Me: Hi sir, my name is Rachelle, I'm going to take a look at your heart...

Him: What's yer name?

Me-louder: Rachelle!!

Him-louder: What??

Me-louder and slower: R-A-C-H-E-L-L-E, like MICHELLE, but with an "R"

Him: Oooohhhhhh.... You must be a pretty strong gal to be called Russell. Not many girls could handle a name like that...

Me: Yeah, that's right.... :blink::lol::lol:

kareng Grand Master

Sooooo, with the final prompt from my therapist yesterday, I started my cookbook today :o I don't know how long it will take or what I expect, but I've had so many people tell me I should.....so I am! I's skeert!! :huh:

All my cake recipes will be in there too...... ;)

I'll buy it! Can I get it autographed? Will you be using Russell as your "nom de plume?" (did I use that fancy French sounding phrase right?)

I've been outta the Great Phorum Loop -- is everyone, like me, sidelined and greatly handicapped by this new feature (or lack thereof) that no longer allows us to see past posts when we are posting? 'Tis quite... .. ..debilitating, at times... . .... ...I believe that this should be brought forward in the official minutes of the Moderators Only Section as an item to peruse.

Oh, yes.. . .. . .....and right beneath this, the question of why I cannot apply mascara with my mouth closed.

:huh:

Yes, I keep forgetting either what I want to say or who I'm saying it to.

Do your eyes close when you put on lipstick?

And in my case, this occurs simultaneously whilst holding the magnification mirror wif me left hand whilst applying said mascara wif me right. Of course, this means that I have to put down the mirror to re-load the brush wif mascara to do the second eye....

The things we women must do for beauty.

jerseyangel Proficient

Will you be using Russell as your "nom de plume?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

"Russell" :lol:

Now on a pserious note Rah-shell.....you will be dedicating this book to the sillies, right? :P

We knew you when, and all......

curlyfries Contributor

I lurve yelling at talking to little old men who are hard of hearing...

:lol:

Reminded me of a conversation with my deaf student.

She also has difficulties with her reading and speech, so whenever she has to read something aloud, she points out words she doesn't know or can't pronounce, and we practice them, quietly, until it's her turn.

She had to write a paragraph on her opinion of same-sex classrooms.

She points.....

Me: sex

Her: stex

Me....sex

Her....seck

Me....sex

Her.....sex

RIGHT!!

stex

no....sex

stex

there's no T......ssseeeexxx

sss...ex

Right!

stex

:rolleyes: sex

That's the stupidest word I ever heard!

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

argh, quote-busted!!!!!!!!! <_<

:lol: Geoss, I have Butt Paste in my drawer, from a FIERCE case of poison oak, many years ago (it did not work, was beyond the help of normal salves and required hospital visit(s) :huh:

Leesargh's microwave system, 'tis crazy, BUTT brilliant :lol:

'Morning, Pgang!

Methinks the Psilly thread should be broadcast through the intercoms of hospital recovery and observation areas -- professionals reading our lines, going through the posts in real time, with recap and summaries before shift-change. People would recover more quickly.....and even if they didn't, they would be larfin', and larfter ALWAYS helps.. . .. ..... .

'tis a CAPITOL IDEER! get it spread through the Commonwealth, at once

Does she know you drew them on? They may be preparing a bed for you in the "special" wing.

*snort* :lol:

Ahh --took me laptop to Best Buy last night, thinking I'd have to leave it wif the Geek Squad because it wouldn't recognize the router's signal anymore and I was getting weary of the pop ups it was generating every time I'd come on. The lovely geek had a look and proceeded to phix it right there. Evidently there's a single key on my model that will turn off the ability to obtain a signal :unsure: and I musta hit it by mistake whilst on-line late the other night wifout the lights on :ph34r: Annoying pop ups gone as well

:unsure: WHOT?

oh the HEINOSITY of tehcnology!!!!! <_<

No--that's the amazing part! I asked him what I owed him and he said--nothing!!

Pads - only you - all them free dinners at PF Chang's and such......you is blessed :wub:

She is faring well, it seems.

yay!!! :)

Sooooo, with the final prompt from my therapist yesterday, I started my cookbook today :o I don't know how long it will take or what I expect, but I've had so many people tell me I should.....so I am! I's skeert!!

WHOT? this is very exciting! And, as Pads has said, ARE YER dedicating it to yer Sills? ;)

Oh, yes.. . .. . .....and right beneath this, the question of why I cannot apply mascara with my mouth closed.

Tis quite simple......

When you apply mascara, you raise your eyebrows, thus pulling the skin upwards, causing the mouth to gape open. This is a sign of still young, tight skin.

I, on the other hand, no longer have young, tight skin, therefore I do not have a problem keeping my mouth shut.

However......it seems that some tightness-challenged women still apply make-up with mouth open. This is either due to poor memory (forgot that eyebrows no longer able to open mouth) or poor eyesight (and the erroneous belief that opening the mouth provides more light to shine on the optic nerve, thus improving vision)

good greef, Laydeez, don't y'all have a HUGE magnifying mirror at yer makeup stations? I NEVER have mouth open when applying mascara.......am looking into a HORRIFYING magnifier when applying makeup........mouth never opens (can only see one part of face when using - highly recommended and also highly horrifying) <_<

Just like my right thumb locks into a certain position, just like my mom's used to, and I have to use my other hand to straighten it out :P

Now let's see, what else can I blame on me mom? Don't get me started :lol: But the RA comes from me Dad :P Most of the other stuff, though, is maternally influenced, except my strong bones (read large frame as well ) and big head - barely a hat made to encase the brains bulging from this hulking skull of mine. I see they have finally changed the sizing to read "One Size Fits MOST!!

:lol: cracked me up, Shroom

I lurve yelling at talking to little old men who are hard of hearing...

Me: Hi sir, my name is Rachelle, I'm going to take a look at your heart...

Him: What's yer name?

Me-louder: Rachelle!!

Him-louder: What??

Me-louder and slower: R-A-C-H-E-L-L-E, like MICHELLE, but with an "R"

Him: Oooohhhhhh.... You must be a pretty strong gal to be called Russell. Not many girls could handle a name like that...

Me: Yeah, that's right....

RUSSELL!!! :lol: x 55 nom de plume, indeed

celiac-mommy Collaborator

:lol: :lol: :lol:

"Russell" :lol:

Now on a pserious note Rah-shell.....you will be dedicating this book to the sillies, right? :P

We knew you when, and all......

Absof*%kinlutely! I've honestly never met such a bunch of amazing, supportive people in all of my life :wub: :wub: (I guess technically I still haven't :P) And my cousin Chris who helped me wif the name......Will reveal later (hubby's not sure I'll get it past a publisher...) ;)

That's the stupidest word I ever heard!

:lol:

Me tooo!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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I lurve yelling at talking to little old men who are hard of hearing...

Dear gawd, yes... .. . and hospitals are FULL of 'em.

Reminds me of a statistic I came across not long ago:

Researchers tell us that only about 25 percent of what is said can be understood by lipreading.

For example:

Suppose a woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon,

You and I need to clean this place up,

Your stuff is lying all over on the floor

and you'll have no clothes to wear tomorrow

unless we do the laundry right now!"

Her lip-reading husband will get:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

:rolleyes:

Do your eyes close when you put on lipstick?

:lol: Thank heavens, only when I'm putting it on my eyelids.. . . ..

Now on a pserious note Rah-shell.....you will be dedicating this book to the sillies, right? :P

We knew you when, and all......

Dear GAWD, yes. With accompanying photos of our choice avatars.. . . . ......

Russell! You is publishing a cookbook! This is really terrific. Good for you! Seeing your incredible baked works of art on Da Book keeps me thinking that you need to be really focusing on this... . ...such a talent. :)

:rolleyes: sex

That's the stupidest word I ever heard!

:lol: Crap, at times it's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.. . . . . . .. . ...

jerseyangel Proficient

Her lip-reading husband will get:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

:P:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mornin' sills....got nuttin--too early -_- <sleepyphace>

kareng Grand Master

And my cousin Chris who helped me wif the name......Will reveal later (hubby's not sure I'll get it past a publisher...) ;)

Sounds like your not going for a name that evokes a wholesome mom & apple pie vibe? Perhaps something a little sexier?

"This place is a mess! C'mon,

You and I need to clean this place up,

Your stuff is lying all over on the floor

and you'll have no clothes to wear tomorrow

unless we do the laundry right now!"

Her lip-reading husband will get:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

:rolleyes:

:lol::lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Dear gawd, yes... .. . and hospitals are FULL of 'em.

Reminds me of a statistic I came across not long ago:

Her lip-reading husband will get:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

:rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol:tis true

Russell! You is publishing a cookbook! This is really terrific. Good for you! Seeing your incredible baked works of art on Da Book keeps me thinking that you need to be really focusing on this... . ...such a talent. :)

:wub::wub: Ahhh, thanks. It would be my dream to have my own business. I guess it's starting to happen :)

Mornin' sills....got nuttin--too early -_- <sleepyphace>

Good mornin', Good mornin', Good mornin' to you!!!!!!!

Sounds like your not going for a name that evokes a wholesome mom & apple pie vibe? Perhaps something a little sexier?

A play on words......G F means one thing to us, but others may see it standing for sumphin else. After my cousin tasted my cooking, he was in love. He would message me every day telling me to have a G F day. I thought there was a double meaning behind it, and everyone else on da book just thought it meant good "f..k.ng" day. I thought it was heeelarious, especially when I found out he was only thinking gluten-free and not the other. he couldn't understand why people were making such a big deal. He's the one who first mentioned the cookbook and he even designed me a cover and sent it to me :) I adore him!!

Mtndog Collaborator

Leesargh's whole post :lol: :lol:

Absof*%kinlutely! I've honestly never met such a bunch of amazing, supportive people in all of my life :wub: :wub:

I now the psillies are the best bunch of peopple I've mostly never met but feel like I have :wub: :wub:

Reminds me of a statistic I came across not long ago:

Researchers tell us that only about 25 percent of what is said can be understood by lipreading.

For example:

Suppose a woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon,

You and I need to clean this place up,

Your stuff is lying all over on the floor

and you'll have no clothes to wear tomorrow

unless we do the laundry right now!"

Her lip-reading husband will get:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

:rolleyes:

SO TRUE!!!!!!!!! Do you ever bag them? I always say "Honey, what did I just say?" (I think it's the teacher in me) and his answers are priceless sometimes. I bought him a t-shirt that says "I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah, blah, blah"!

Russell! :lol:

Good mornin', Good mornin', Good mornin' to you!!!!!!!

A play on words......G F means one thing to us, but others may see it standing for sumphin else. After my cousin tasted my cooking, he was in love. He would message me every day telling me to have a G F day. I thought there was a double meaning behind it, and everyone else on da book just thought it meant good "f..k.ng" day. I thought it was heeelarious, especially when I found out he was only thinking gluten-free and not the other. he couldn't understand why people were making such a big deal. He's the one who first mentioned the cookbook and he even designed me a cover and sent it to me :) I adore him!!

That is awesome! A phun title and your food looks like a work of art!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

This has been the sslloowweesstt day in history, and no one's been on here all day! Boo-Hoo! :P

Except Bev's--Hi Bev's

I'm BORED!!!!! And I still have an hour left of work!!! And I want to eat, but I'm past my allotted caloried phor the day and that makes me CRABBY!!!

but.....I's attemptin to makin a Dobostorta tomorrow....Mmmmmmmmm

dobos.webp

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

SO TRUE!!!!!!!!! Do you ever bag them? I always say "Honey, what did I just say?" (I think it's the teacher in me) and his answers are priceless sometimes. I bought him a t-shirt that says "I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah, blah, blah"!

My boyfriend should get this shirt for ME. He talks and I just kind of wander away in my mind..... it's not my fault, he repeats himself so much I can't stay tuned! The whole family just talks nonstop, it's genetic. They're Italian. He talks to me while I'm reading. I'm like, uh, honey? You know how you hate it when I talk during movies? Yeah, same thing here...... I don't know how he does it, but if I tried to talk that much I'd damage my vocal cords.... :lol: :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

My boyfriend should get this shirt for ME. He talks and I just kind of wander away in my mind..... it's not my fault, he repeats himself so much I can't stay tuned! The whole family just talks nonstop, it's genetic. They're Italian. He talks to me while I'm reading. I'm like, uh, honey? You know how you hate it when I talk during movies? Yeah, same thing here...... I don't know how he does it, but if I tried to talk that much I'd damage my vocal cords.... :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's a switch! Why am I picturing Bunnie with Joey Tribiani. How YOU doing?

Ray-chelle- What is Dobostorta (looks yummers)? Is it like sorta Doberman? A Doberman tarte? Are you making cake outta my nephew Jake the Dobie? :lol:

All kidding aside, will you come over HERE and make it? Please, oh pretty please????

celiac-mommy Collaborator

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's a switch! Why am I picturing Bunnie with Joey Tribiani. How YOU doing?

Ray-chelle- What is Dobostorta (looks yummers)? Is it like sorta Doberman? A Doberman tarte? Are you making cake outta my nephew Jake the Dobie? :lol:

All kidding aside, will you come over HERE and make it? Please, oh pretty please????

Doberman tartar.... :unsure:

And.....Someday :)

You know, I can put up a lot 'o people in my house, and I'm known to cook nonstop when we have company (how am I not Italian???). You should all come stay for a vaca!!

jerseyangel Proficient

I now the psillies are the best bunch of peopple I've mostly never met but feel like I have :wub: :wub:

True dat :wub:

but.....I's attemptin to makin a Dobostorta tomorrow....Mmmmmmmmm

dobos.webp

Gawd that looks good :rolleyes:

Has anyone ever told you that you should write a cookbook? :lol::P

Hee Bunnie--you know what I can not do? Listen to CNN and read the scroll at the bottom of the screen at the same time :huh: I don't know, your post reminded me of it :D

Jestgar Rising Star

I have accomplished my to do list for the evening which consisted of:

plug in mp3 player

plug in laptop

I am astonished by my own industriousness....

mushroom Proficient

I have accomplished my to do list for the evening...

Aim high and you will always hit high (lol).

Jestgar Rising Star

Aim high and you will always hit high (lol).

and, as a bonus!!! I have finished the bag of pretzels so now I don't have to be concerned that I will eat them.

jerseyangel Proficient

and, as a bonus!!! I have finished the bag of pretzels so now I don't have to be concerned that I will eat them.

A multitasker! :D

mushroom Proficient

Well, that should reduce your stress levels considerably!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

...

but.....I's attemptin to makin a Dobostorta tomorrow....Mmmmmmmmm

dobos.webp

:o what in hell IS that? I want it NOW!!! Doberman tartar? bring it on!!!! (with ganache, of course) ;)

You know, I can put up a lot 'o people in my house, and I'm known to cook nonstop when we have company (how am I not Italian???). You should all come stay for a vaca!!

don't tempt me........I'll be drivin' up with a Kitteh and a Sweet Oui-zell in no time :wub: (they are both real People Persons :) )

and, as a bonus!!! I have finished the bag of pretzels so now I don't have to be concerned that I will eat them.

:lol: :lol: Um.........I do this ANY time I bring something EVILLE into my house.......if you eat it all in one day, you just do NOT have to worry about it after that :lol:

FREEZING COLD RAIN here with WINDOWS OPEN - 'tis FABULOUS!!!!!!!!

:rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master

Hee Bunnie--you know what I can not do? Listen to CNN and read the scroll at the bottom of the screen at the same time :huh: I don't know, your post reminded me of it :D

Me either. If I sit with it long enough, it puts me to sleep.

and, as a bonus!!! I have finished the bag of pretzels so now I don't have to be concerned that I will eat them.

Sounds like a busy evening. Motivating me to get moving. :P

:lol: :lol: Um.........I do this ANY time I bring something EVILLE into my house.......if you eat it all in one day, you just do NOT have to worry about it after that :lol:

:rolleyes:

If you eat it right away, you don't have to share!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

.....I's attemptin to makin a Dobostorta tomorrow....Mmmmmmmmm

dobos.webp

:P

Bloody hail Raech!!...HOW do you not EAT everything you make...it all looks so fantastically delicious!!!!!!!

The book is a fabulous ideer!! :D

He talks to me while I'm reading. I'm like, uh, honey? You know how you hate it when I talk during movies? Yeah, same thing here......

:lol: My son does this..... it's all (IMO) non - important/could wait noise.....I tell my son not to, he apologises....then continues to do it! :rolleyes:

and, as a bonus!!! I have finished the bag of pretzels so now I don't have to be concerned that I will eat them.

This is the only way

*high five* on the charging of electrical goods Geoss!!!..... I myselph consider it a great achievement (gaaawd, charging the ipod requires a torch AND a magnifying glass to get the usb thingy in the hole :blink:)

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      Hello @Scatterbrain, Are you getting enough vitamins and minerals.  Gluten free food is not fortified so you may be starting to run low on B vitamins and vitamin D.   By the way you should get your mom checked for celiac disease.  You got it from your mom or dad.  Some studies show that following a gluten-free diet can stabilize or improve symptoms of dementia.  I know that for the 63 years I was eating gluten I got dumber and dumber until I started GFD and vitamin replenishment and it began to reverse.  Thiamine can get used up in a week or two.  Symptoms can come and go with daily diet.  Symptoms of beriberi due to Thiamine deficiency.   Difficulty walking. Loss of feeling (sensation) in hands and feet. Loss of muscle function or paralysis of the lower legs. Mental confusion. Pain. Speech difficulties. Strange eye movements (nystagmus) Tingling. Any change in medications? Last March I had corotid artery surgery (90 % blockage), and I started taking Losartan for blood pressure, added to the Clonidine I was taking already.  I was not recovering well and many of my pre gluten free symptoms were back  I was getting worse.  At first I thought it was caused a reaction to the anesthesia from the surgery, but that should have improved after two weeks.  Doctor thought I was just being a wimp. After three months I talked to my doctor about a break from the Losartan to see if it was causing it. It had not made any difference in my bp.  Except for clonindine, all of the previous bp meds tried had not worked to lower bp and had crippling side effects. One, I could not stand up straight; one wobbly knees, another spayed feet.  Inguinal hernia from the Lisinopril cough.  Had I contiued on those, I was destined for a wheelchair or walker. She said the symptoms were not from Losartan so I continued taking it.  Two weeks later I did not have the strength in hips and thighs to get up from sitting on the floor (Help, I can't get up😨).  I stopped AMA (not recommended).  Without the Losartan, a) bp did not change, after the 72 hour withdrawal from Losartanon, on clonidine only and b) symptoms started going away.  Improvement started in 72 hours.  After six weeks they were gone and I am getting better.  
    • Scott Adams
      Hopefully the food she eats away from home, especially at school, is 100% gluten-free. If you haven't checked in with the school directly about this, it might be worth a planned visit with their staff to make sure her food is safe.
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