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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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So profound!

I think I'm gonna cry! :P

<snort>

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Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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can we drink now?? B)

Pffff....now, who am I to hold back for anyone. :P Love you Patti! Thank you for your YEARS of dedication and the countless people you have guided through their struggles, with out complaining about your own. You have been an inspiration to all of us over these many years. CHEERS! :)

Now...more drinking. B)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Pffff....now, who am I to hold back for anyone. :P Love you Patti! Thank you for your YEARS of dedication and the countless people you have guided through their struggles, with out complaining about your own. You have been an inspiration to all over us over these many years. CHEERS! :)

Yeah! I was just going to say this! lol

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

If we keep this up Ghiannit will be out by the weekend -- upsy, daisy, there goes Maisee :lol:

Mm, that's a good martini, thank you Oscar. :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Pffff....now, who am I to hold back for anyone. :P Love you Patti! Thank you for your YEARS of dedication and the countless people you have guided through their struggles, with out complaining about your own. You have been an inspiration to all over us over these many years. CHEERS! :)

Yeah! I was just going to say this! lol

Now you two are gonna make me cry :wub: I love youse guys too! Now lets drink :D

If we keep this up Ghiannit will be out by the weekend -- upsy, daisy, there goes Maisee :lol:

:lol: :lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

And almost as an afterthought, but not quite, cheers to Patti and all her years of effort. You deserve that Moscato!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Thank you for your YEARS of dedication and the countless people you have guided through their struggles, with out complaining about your own. You have been an inspiration to all over us over these many years. CHEERS! :)

......and who will move across the country just to help a psilly in need! :wub:

(cuz I know that's the real reason you moved to Texas ;) )

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tom Contributor
tom
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Oh man! I was here alone @ 5:05, & now I'm 4 posts shy. It's been raining a bit; I better go check for weak spots in phlood defense. (Gorgeous day today actually, despite widely-televised rain in last night's baseball to the north)

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Oh man! I was here alone @ 5:05, & now I'm 4 posts shy. It's been raining a bit; I better go check for weak spots in phlood defense. (Gorgeous day today actually, despite widely-televised rain in last night's baseball to the north)

But the fans and the team didn't care :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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And almost as an afterthought, but not quite, cheers to Patti and all her years of effort. You deserve that Moscato!

And it is quite good :D Tanks Shroomie!

......and who will move across the country just to help a psilly in need! :wub:

(cuz I know that's the real reason you moved to Texas ;) )

Couldn't bear the thought of a Silly in need going hungry ;)

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
Posted

Dinner is cooking :)

Yay!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Dinner is cooking :)

Yay!

Enjoy!! :D

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

We :wub: Pateeee!

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
Posted

We :wub: Pateeee!

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tom Contributor
tom
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Pffff....now, who am I to hold back for anyone. :P Love you Patti! Thank you for your YEARS of dedication and the countless people you have guided through their struggles, with out complaining about your own. You have been an inspiration to all of us over these many years. CHEERS! :)

Now...more drinking. B)

"True dat" ;):wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

You peeps are the bestest :D !

Hi Pataughmn!!!

Had to take a break from the festivities to load the dishwasher :P

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Congratulations!!!!! I'm so happy for you and thank you for all that you've done for me over the years!! I love you lady!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Had to take a break from the festivities to load the dishwasher :P

Very mundane. Did you at least keep a firm hold of your beverage whilst dishing?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

And cheers to all. I have my own made up bevvy of pear juice, soda water and vodka.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

And cheers to all. I have my own made up bevvy of pear juice, soda water and vodka.

ALWAYS eat (and drink!!!) seasonally :D

ETA: Olives are in season, aren't they??? :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

ALWAYS eat (and drink!!!) seasonally :D

ETA: Olives are in season, aren't they??? :unsure:

....somewhere....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Congratulations!!!!! I'm so happy for you and thank you for all that you've done for me over the years!! I love you lady!!!

Back atcha!! :D

Very mundane. Did you at least keep a firm hold of your beverage whilst dishing?

It was never phar from me reach ;)

And cheers to all. I have my own made up bevvy of pear juice, soda water and vodka.

Very nice!!

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
Posted

SO does anyone have any guilty secrets when messing with food? FOr example, i'll sometimes take a small spoonful of brown sugar for myself after adding it to a dish. Another would be a small spoonful of peanut butter when fixing a samwhich. :lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

SO does anyone have any guilty secrets when messing with food? FOr example, i'll sometimes take a small spoonful of brown sugar for myself after adding it to a dish. Another would be a small spoonful of peanut butter when fixing a samwhich. :lol:

Shame, shame!!! :unsure: Would nevah think of such a thing!!! :D Actually, I am more of a Julia Child (I always cook with wine; sometimes I even put it in the food!) :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
elye
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WAHOOOOOO, PATTEIGHHH!!

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Patteigh is the best. A true, great friend. . ...we're all so lucky to have her in our lives..... :wub:

Another would be a small spoonful of peanut butter when fixing a samwhich. :lol:

Um.. . . .... . ..A single, SMALL spoonful?.... . . ...I canna imagine this....just ONE SMALL spoonful of pb?? This has never happened with me..... :rolleyes:

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