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DingoGirl Enthusiast
I made this wonderful scrub! Pour some table sugar into a jar, and add a little olive oil and stir. If you want it thinner, add more oil.
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:lol: I read this as GRUB the first time, and it did not sound good. :lol:

Yes! chili pepper, paprika - - BRONZER!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

EM!!!!!!! gorjuss trees!!!!!! I vote for crabapple :)

A mini Weezle binge :lol:

*snort* Yes - nutty poo today :lol:

Hi psillies!!!!! :D <whispering>

I am hoarse from screaming fits with devil child :rolleyes:

EVIL TEENAGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<must warn Amanda!!!! >

Oh Nik! mind yer throat.......can you lock Devil Child outside for the night? :ph34r: the cold might teach him a lesson :lol:

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If you need help, I will try to provide specifics. What browser do you use?

if I need help????????

:blink:

:lol: :lol: x 500

*snackle*

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

:lol: we don't have stairs here, but I can so relate to this

Ok--I have Internet Explorer (is that a browser?) I also went to the main page and hit "delete cookies set by this board"--should I not have done that?

dear gawd :lol: I dunno - did anything bad happen? :lol:

2DAYS driving!!!!!!!!!!!

Makes my 14 hour jaunt to Scotland seem but a mere 'poop in' :lol:

a POOP-IN to Scotland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

more later - am hungry - - maybe a good sugar adn oil scrub fer dinner ;)

and JULES! Yes, who has EVER heard of a spice rub and sausage whack???? :lol: :lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient
dear gawd :lol: I dunno - did anything bad happen? :lol:

Nothing that I can see--it still won't let me log in.... :angry:

Stupid cookies <_<

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Nothing that I can see--it still won't let me log in.... :angry:

Stupid cookies <_<

ANYONE ONE WHO DELETES COOKIES.............AND DOESN'T EAT THEM..................NEEDS SOME VERY SERIOUS HELP .................. :lol: JUST SENT YOU A EMAIL.

mAN I GET SKERDED WHEN ANYONE WANTS ME TO DO ANYTHING WITH 'COOKIES'

i KNOW I'D SCREW IT UP IF I TOUCHED ANY BUTTON.

J

psawyer Proficient
Nothing that I can see--it still won't let me log in.... :angry:

Stupid cookies <_<

Check for a PM.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
ANYONE ONE WHO DELETES COOKIES.............AND DOESN'T EAT THEM..................NEEDS SOME VERY SERIOUS HELP .................. JUST SENT YOU A EMAIL.

mAN I GET SKERDED WHEN ANYONE WANTS ME TO DO ANYTHING WITH 'COOKIES'

i KNOW I'D SCREW IT UP IF I TOUCHED ANY BUTTON.

J

oh my gaaaaaawd :lol: :lol: :lol:

JUDITH that was pso phunny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:o

here's what happened today.......

worked for only five hours today (but packed with stress, let me tell you <_<, and more work from home tonight, then a REPRIEVE after tomorrow!) and all was fine with my.....scalp. :huh:

then, I went to this giant (and increasingly FILTHY, it seems) pet store and gave Weez her bath (a story in itself :lol: :lol: :lol: if you could only SEE the terror in her body and HEAR the chirpy, strange constant whine she makes in the bath :lol: x 500 )

So.......we went to me mum's afterwards.

I am sitting on the couch chatting with mum, and after a while, I feel sumfin on my forehead, which I swatted away.

Janie looks at me strangely, but nothign is said.

Soon, I feel something IN MY SCALP and run screaming into the bathroom.

"there is something in my head! There IS A BUG ON MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:lol:

and Janie, wackl one that she is, goes into her maniacal cackle - as only she can do (another thing you Sills need to hear :lol: )

and yells out, to no one in particular

"she thinks she has bugs on her head, bah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!"

.....and she continues cackling, and gets ME started cackling.........

and

OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I found a PHLEA in my HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:o

:o

:o

So - she had to get her cats' flea comb, which I sterilized with bleach spray adn put in my scalp........I found and killed the bugger, but it took several minutes.

:huh:

:unsure:

so - I picked up FLEAS at the pet store....................

dear gawd........

my pets don't have fleas,

BUT I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
dear gawd........

my pets don't have fleas,

BUT I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Soozie needs a phlea dip!!?????? :o

I know you love your Weezie.....but some things are not meant to be shared! :P

Not that I want phleas or anything, but.........why does your life make my life seem so boring? :rolleyes:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
oh my gaaaaaawd :lol::lol::lol:

my pets don't have fleas,

BUT I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

Good Lord, only on the 'silly' thread would we find this piece of wisdom and fact.

susie..........only you could come home with fleas................. :lol:

Judith :P


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curlyfries Contributor

True story.......

[for the sake of anonimity-don't know why this would matter-but since I sometimes talk about my deaf student, and she has decided she wants to change her name to Jo :rolleyes: , I will from here on refer to her as Jo]

.....whew....that being said......

Today Jo asked if she could go to the restroom. When she got back she said she needed to go to the nurse. She is 12 and has been having her visits for a while. When she got back, she said what the nurse had wasn't going to get her to the end of the day and wanted to call Mom. We were in the middle of getting 4 more inches of snaux dumped on us and the roads were treacherous.....no way was her mom going to be able to come. So we put out a plea to all female teachers and was able to commandere 2 pads. I gave her one and asked if she wanted to bring the other one home in case they were out.

She said, "No, my mom has a lot at home, and dad doesn't need any."

:lol::lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Soozie needs a phlea dip!!?????? :o

I know you love your Weezie.....but some things are not meant to be shared! :P

Not that I want phleas or anything, but.........why does your life make my life seem so boring? :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol:

trust me, my life IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO boring <_<

It's just that,

I HAVE PHLEEEEEZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you do not :lol: :lol:

Um, Jess, didn't you all have fleas a little bit ago? did you find them in yer head? :unsure:

Good Lord, only on the 'silly' thread would we find this piece of wisdom and fact.

susie..........only you could come home with fleas................. :lol:

Judith :P

yes....wisdom and fact :lol: Juicy little tidbit

Um- BTW - - my mom was out of town for two weeks during the whole naming of the cat - Peanut. She feels it is MOST undignified and doesn't really endorse it. :huh:

So - - what if he DOES grow up to be a really dignified gent? What then? Will it be ....

Peabody?

He's getting HIS peanuts cut off tomorrow, BTW. Don't tell him. :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG Nik has insomnia, pholks, lookee there, she is reading along!!!!!!! Um - what in hell time is it in England?

(if it's 6:30 here - - add 8 hours - - 'tis 2:30? oh - I'm always up at that hour <_< - - well, wait - I usually awake at 3-ish and watch news for three hours - then sleep for two more - poor Shane, I never darken his doorway before 9 am :lol: :lol: )

flourgirl Apprentice

OMGaaaaaw! Suesszy! <:sniffwipingateyesface:> I'm laffing so hard my bellie akes! I'm still chuckling, picturing the whole scenario! heh heh heh...EEEEEEEEE :lol: Running to the barthroom, swiping at hair to find BUGS! PHLEAZES! :lol::lol:

Oh, sorry. :P

flourgirl Apprentice

If peanut is not dignified in your mom's eyes, Suess, dig up an old picture of Mr. Peanut. What could be more dignified than a large peanut wif a TOPHAT, CANE and round spectacles? I ask you.....is this not dignification? Of course, your kitteh would then have to sport the same accoutrements in the presence of mom :P <:snxxxxxface:>

nikki-uk Enthusiast
OMG Nik has insomnia, pholks, lookee there, she is reading along!!!!!!! Um - what in hell time is it in England?

(if it's 6:30 here - - add 8 hours - - 'tis 2:30? oh - I'm always up at that hour <_< - - well, wait - I usually awake at 3-ish and watch news for three hours - then sleep for two more - poor Shane, I never darken his doorway before 9 am :lol: :lol: )

Yep, 2.30am phlea bag ;)

curlyfries Contributor

NIKKI!!!!.....does all that white snaux make it seem like daylight?????

....are your bio-rhythms off????

....did you have a bad dream????

....want me to tell you what it means???????

....do you have phleeze??????????????????

curlyfries Contributor

:lol::lol::lol:

........just flashed on a mental picture of Suzie as a sad-faced LOL cat with the caption....

I HAZ PHLEEZ :(

nikki-uk Enthusiast
So - - what if he DOES grow up to be a really dignified gent? What then? Will it be ....

Peabody?

PEABODY!! :lol:

This amuses my poor sleep deprived brain <imagining calling it out the back door>

Poor unsuspecting fella's being DE-peanutted tomorrow??? :o

If peanut is not dignified in your mom's eyes, Suess, dig up an old picture of Mr. Peanut. What could be more dignified than a large peanut wif a TOPHAT, CANE and round spectacles? I ask you.....is this not dignification? Of course, your kitteh would then have to sport the same accoutrements in the presence of mom :P <:snxxxxxface:>

:lol::lol:

WHY am I WIDE awake????? of course I'll get sleepy around 6.00am when it's time to get up <_<

...... and don't even KNOW if the chidlins have to go school tomorrow (schools can't function in the snow :rolleyes: )..have to RING after 7.30am........that's just mean ........I could STAY IN BED!!! :angry::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I found a PHLEA in my HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My gawd :o I woulda DIED!!!!!!<overlydramaticphace>

Good Lord, only on the 'silly' thread would we find this piece of wisdom and fact.

I love this sentence :D

True story.......

Aw Lisa--what a sweet girl and so lucky to have you! :)

Yep, 2.30am phlea bag ;)

Up past our bedtime, are we Nik?????????? :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol::lol::lol:

........just flashed on a mental picture of Suzie as a sad-faced LOL cat with the caption....

I HAZ PHLEEZ :(

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
She said, "No, my mom has a lot at home, and dad doesn't need any."

gah!!!!!!!! :lol: SO cute!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGaaaaaw! Suesszy! <:sniffwipingateyesface:> I'm laffing so hard my bellie akes! I'm still chuckling, picturing the whole scenario! heh heh heh...EEEEEEEEE Running to the barthroom, swiping at hair to find BUGS! PHLEAZES!

Oh, sorry.

:lol: imagine my HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A PHLEA in me SCALP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh:

imagine having lice.............

I would have to......go to the hospital?????? :lol:

If peanut is not dignified in your mom's eyes, Suess, dig up an old picture of Mr. Peanut. What could be more dignified than a large peanut wif a TOPHAT, CANE and round spectacles? I ask you.....is this not dignification? Of course, your kitteh would then have to sport the same accoutrements in the presence of mom <:snxxxxxface:>

:lol: well okay then.......MR. SALTY PEEENUT :lol:wif top hat and accoutrements :lol:

(love that word)

Yep, 2.30am phlea bag ;)

*snort*

NIKKI!!!!.....does all that white snaux make it seem like daylight?????

....are your bio-rhythms off????

....did you have a bad dream????

....want me to tell you what it means???????

....do you have phleeze??????????????????

:lol: :lol: Yes, is the snaux making her wild? causing bio-rhythmic disruption?

Nik, what is Tel doing while yer up? The boys? the kittehs? are they all sleepin??

........just flashed on a mental picture of Suzie as a sad-faced LOL cat with the caption....

I HAZ PHLEEZ :(

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: so phunny Leesargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEABODY!! :lol:

This amuses my poor sleep deprived brain <imagining calling it out the back door>

ohhhhhhhhh Peabody................PEABODY!!!!!!!!!! MR. PEABODY GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

My gawd :o I woulda DIED!!!!!!<overlydramaticphace>

pseriously :huh: the horror of finding such an elusive and JUMPING critter in yer head - - took five minutes to find him :o

curlyfries Contributor
imagine having lice.............

I would have to......go to the hospital?????? :lol:

Occupational hazard <_< ..........I've had them once.......that's enough.

Green12 Enthusiast

Jools has had chocolate and is bouncing off the walls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (maybe you and I are psychicly in sync again Nikki :lol: )

um, made the most sinful, SINFUL dessert......Black Forest Brownies, OMG, never again. Edna didn't come today, kept lookin for her but she was a no show that one :ph34r:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

and JULES! Yes, who has EVER heard of a spice rub and sausage whack???? :lol: :lol:

Hee hee! Surely not us. Nope, not this silly crew :lol:

Soozle, a PHLEA?!?! In yer hair?!?! Did you get it from Peanut?? :huh:

ANYONE ONE WHO DELETES COOKIES.............AND DOESN'T EAT THEM..................NEEDS SOME VERY SERIOUS HELP .................. :lol:

:lol: Judy has her SILLY on!!!!

Leesah, such a sweet story about your student :)

I am skird when Peter talks about high tech stuff, when anybody talks about high tech stuff. I am so lost, cookies? What? I still don't get the magic traiangle, and maybe that's best I am kept in the dark on that one :lol:

And Patti!!!! I am just so excited I won't be the only Silly flapping around all by my lonesome here in the middle of the US. :D

jerseyangel Proficient
um, made the most sinful, SINFUL dessert......Black Forest Brownies, OMG, never again. Edna didn't come today, kept lookin for her but she was a no show that one :ph34r:

Good thing Edna kept her distance today :lol: Those brownies sound s-o-o-o-o good :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
(maybe you and I are psychicly in sync again Nikki :lol: )

GAWD!!! I love it when Jools has been on the chocolate!!! :lol:

She is me psychic sister AND me hair twin!! B)

Patti!!!! I am just so excited I won't be the only Silly flapping around all by my lonesome here in the middle of the US. :D

Spare a thought for me phlapping aboot in me own CONTINENT!!! :lol:

Ok, fessing up!!....have had the dreadedhead lice TWICE .......t'was a time me kids were PLAGUED wiv it.....I'd apply the lotion, comb the bloody critters out every night....send 'em into school & they'd catch 'em right back again (probably off of the kid who gave them the first time!! <_< )

4.00am here....ever so slightly tired :blink:

curlyfries Contributor

Tried to make a diagram of Jools bouncing off the walls :lol: ..........not even close <_<

.....nite all!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

up too late but not as late as Nikki........... :o

OK Question?..........

Doesn't anyone think that there is something a bit odd with naming a sweet little kitty.........

peanut....................

when the owner knows full bloody hell that the 'peanuts' will be whacked off in the AM?

Just a thought folks----- before i retire for the nite..........praying my 'peanutless' kitty won't bite me when i try to climb into bed with me hubby :blink:

nite all

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