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elye Community Regular

SOOOOOOZLIE!! We've really missed you 'round here, even in all yer manchesterishness... . . ........ :wub:

Here is a very phunny real-life clip:


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JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Hey! I'm alive!

Sorry yer down, Scoozle. Hope you cheer soon.

Hey everybody! If you's guys wanna meet up, we can do it here in CT too ya know. I work at a hotel where everyone can get 50 bucks a night (employee rate!), rooms with microwave/fridges, and I'll cook somethin and there's lotsa places to eat out around here, there's even a breakfast place that does gluten-free pancakes!!! And a dinner place that serves tapioca rolls and gluten-free pasta. And a takeout place with lotsa labeled gluten-free stuff, very yummy. And a grocery store a mile from the hotel with Kinnikinnick donuts!

Jestgar Rising Star

hmm, Nik's polishing Tel's ballcock, T's mom is gettin' hippy, bunnie's plying us with donuts. All seems normal here

Jess, did you name your chikvrbs? Yer not plannin on eatin' 'em, right?? They were for egg layin? in which case it's OK to name them . . . I know these things from nightmarish childhood chores which included "dressing" chickens and No, that doesn't mean putting little clothes on them personal experience.

Chicks are not for eating. Can't eat something I've petted. Don't think I'll name them, since I only interact with them as a collective. I just call them Da Boids.

little chicken clothes.......would certainly protect them from predators, as the villains wouldn't be able to stop laughing long enough to break into the coop.

elye Community Regular
Hey everybody! If you's guys wanna meet up, we can do it here in CT too ya know. I work at a hotel where everyone can get 50 bucks a night (employee rate!), rooms with microwave/fridges, and I'll cook somethin and there's lotsa places to eat out around here, there's even a breakfast place that does gluten-free pancakes!!! And a dinner place that serves tapioca rolls and gluten-free pasta. And a takeout place with lotsa labeled gluten-free stuff, very yummy. And a grocery store a mile from the hotel with Kinnikinnick donuts!

BUNNNNEIGH! This sounds like the Psummit from one o' my dreams.. . . .... :):)

Darn210 Enthusiast
BUNNNNEIGH! This sounds like the Psummit from one o' my dreams.. . . .... :):)

Yes . . . but can you imagine . . . Hotel security constantly on us to "quiet it down" . . . *snicker* . . . like they could make us be quiet.

and yes, I'd love to visit CT.

flourgirl Apprentice
hmm, Nik's polishing Tel's ballcock, T's mom is gettin' hippy, bunnie's plying us with donuts. All seems normal here

Chicks are not for eating. Can't eat something I've petted. Don't think I'll name them, since I only interact with them as a collective. I just call them Da Boids.

little chicken clothes.......would certainly protect them from predators, as the villains wouldn't be able to stop laughing long enough to break into the coop.

civkeb outfits!!! :lol::lol: I also have horrifiying memories of certainlynotdressing stripping of their dresses, scalding them in hot water first. I can almost still smell the hot wet feathers oh gag, oh gag, oh gag<_< I could not eat civkeb for quite a few years....not even store bought. Could not get it past me nose.

Hi Psuess......hope you get the *F* out of the *FUNK* your in. Does not sound like a comfortable, much less phun place to be. Turn your phunk into phunky-town.....stat!! Consider yerselph hugged and set back upright! :)

No Peach tales tonight! No great phunnies niever.....gonna go nitey nite! Yawn

elye Community Regular

HALLOOOOO, PTAOUGHMGHMNUSS!!!!! :) :)


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jerseyangel Proficient

Evenin' Sillies B)

Gonna get into me jammies and get ready to watch "The Real Housewives of New Jersey". :ph34r: Gawd help me, I'm hooked on it. :lol:

Hi there, Pataughmn!! :D

I see you too, Sooz--how are you feeling this evening?

DingoGirl Enthusiast

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have one million quotes from 10 pages of reading :blink:

just loved yer drunken Talking Rain party :lol: x 55

and the TexAss reunion!!!!!!!!! (I am IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

<but what about Vegas????>

and Peaches :wub:

and other stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! too much to quote!!!!!!!!! I missed a lot whilst in my abyss :sadface:

Your son's new baby looks like a cat?

I'm sure he's lovely....

this woz funny :lol:

Man, we have to meet. Just reading Rayechull's fab, uplifting post, and thinking about how you guys have become such close friends, I suddenly feel a surge of urgency, of a real want like never before to congregate with you all, somewhere, somehow. A lot of this is coming from my sadness re. Dad, but nonetheless I've realized how you have all become a real part of my life. . . . .....incredible. You were the first people, after my immediate family, whom I went to and spilled about my dad.

Thanks for being here, you hilarious, wonderful lot.

Jyess, you need to tell yer boss to p!ss off.

Sorry, I'm just takin' no prisoners right now. . . .. . . .

:wub: wub this, Emmel

Creek... (screen door swinging open)

Hallooooooo??????? Anyone here?

Well, looks like it's just me for now. Tis OK. I

l'll just pour meself a good long drink and settle on in...

so sorry I missed it :smirk:

<please notice - conserving emoticons>

Tried two new wines today at the grocery store.

:o what in hell?????????? wines at yer grocery store AGAIN? all the time? what in hell is going ON in TexAss??????? :lol:

Emily, dear Em. My heart is full of love for you and yours. You are such an EXCEPTIONAL human being, come from excellent stock! You are your father's daughter, as far as I can see, and he is such a joy to this planet. My deepest wishes for a quick recovery and years of loving family time together. No matter what the need, we are here for you. <<<<hug>>>>

Yes, we MUST find a way to meet, if only for a one nighter. I am ready to credit card the expense--any one else? If the gorillas can do it every year, then surely we can do it once, eh folks?

It is ironic and heartening how a sudden intense realization can come from adversity, and for us to have found one another in this big world is nothing short of miraculous. We should honor the friendships created here by sharing the joy face to face.

And get really rip roaring drunk, too

good Lord - perfect

:wub:

Geoss - how is Lyle?

Flying octopii are a normal function of daily life during hockey season in Detroit. Some years ago some idiots got the great idea to throw dead octopiii on the ice during the Red Wings games, and it took like flies to sh..it. Now everybody walks around with octopii hats and the seafood stores sell out. :blink:

:wacko:

this is completely gnutty :lol:

part deux coming up

DingoGirl Enthusiast

part deux

um, so sorry for youse who had to dress and love and name and kill eat your civkebs :o

emmel - barbecuing civkebs en famille :lol:

Mimmsy the tassel twirler saying bastiche :lol:

I'm drinking giggling rain btw.

Hey! If Susie can make up drink names so can I!!

It's what you get when you mix cheap white wine with talking rain.

*snoooooooooooooort* :lol: x 10

Yes. we can ALWAYS make up our own names with al-kee-haul. <snackle>

Re: UPS I just hope I have a job to go back to in the fall, because I've also mad the decision to leave job number 2 once and for all come September (I have to keep it for sumer because I can make in a day and half what I make in a week at UPS.

blood money, every cent

blood money :lol:

excellent, but hard, decision, Mimms

butt-hen *snort*

beting a little leass out of this gala cuz i manged to duno[t the first par to down my shirt. perhaps I've jsa enouhg...

Yes dear, I think you've had jsa bout enouhg

Don't be ridivculous. Your responses are perfecttky reasonable.

*snoooooooort* :lol: what in hell

Now, with just the two of us in TX, it's probably about $100 a week. We don't go out to eat much, just PF Changs a few times a month--and of course Starbucks.

but - PFChang's is always free for you, idn't it? ;)

GOOD HUNGOVER MORNING, YA BUNCH O' P!SSTANKS!

(In my very loudest cyber-voice). . . . .....

Such entertaining reading . . . .. . ....thank you so much, guys -- something I really needed this morning. LAFFS!

Your meandering discourse through last evening reminded me of the classic Flowers for Algernon. If you have not read it, you've missed a poignant masterpiece, and it is well worth it. It is a fantasy story - - the printed diary of a young man who is very mentally challenged (Down's syndrome, perhaps). His writing is exactly like the 11 pm rantings of Jyess and Rayechull.

A scientist begins to study him, and administers a new neurological drug that may "cure" mental retardation. Incredible what happens as one reads along - -the changes that slowly begin to occur with his discourse.

But NO SUCH thing happened last eve - - just kept declining into a final debauchery.

Wish I'd been there!

OMG.....I don't wanna know. .. . . .... ... : . . .. . .... ...a feeder that will DEFETAT the squirrels?... ....... . .. ...does it irradicate or neutralize them? Squish them? Fill them with toxic gas?

Jyess, you need to defetat yer boss.

Um - Emmel - OMG - this whole post was an absolute coup :lol: :lol:

SO glad your dad is awake!!!! what's the latest??????

Absolutely!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait .......... I need a bank loan (ridivculously small credit card limit )

BOO!!

Ok, I'm intruiged.....you can make in a day & a half what you make @ UPS

You say it's BLOOD money

Are YOU a part time tassel twirling SHOWGIRL???????

Oh my GAAAAWD!!!!!!

Do NOT, EVER move to London....... you may starve

We virtually NEVER eat out, 5 of us, mixed kitchen (but really minimal gluten going on)

...must be around

DingoGirl Enthusiast

NNEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

just lost an ENTIRE huge post. (an unprecedented PART TROIS)

:huh:

nothing worked, no magic triangle, no control-z, NUFFINK!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

ah, well, 'twas nothing original, was just quotin' all me phabulous Psills :wub:

gotta go -

more later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tom Contributor

Ola psillies <lil wave>

. ..

I miss the me that shone

...

<_< yeahhhhh I'm w/ ya on this one :(

And I see Algernon came up, right around when I was recalling how I'd written my fears of the Algernon Effect on the OMG thread, nearly 2 yrs ago.

I remembered how it took 2 or 3 months before I could believe that feeling so great after going soy-free could possibly last.

Now I don't know if I'm any better than the yrs before soy-free.

I cannot stand to hear anything less than supreme happiness from my friends--it pains me so :(

Oops

Darn210 Enthusiast
NNEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

just lost an ENTIRE huge post. (an unprecedented PART TROIS)

Perhaps tie a ribbon on it next time????

Hola Tom!! Good to see you. Wish you were feeling better. You to, Suezee

flourgirl Apprentice

Hey!!! I missed a Tikkle=Taawwwm sighting!! Taawwwmmm....you must realize that we all love to read you ...... never mind whether it's a waaahhhh or a Wahooo!!! NObody cares...... I mean....We Do care.....immensely..... about you and your thoughts and concerns..... it's the tone of your posts we don't care about..... I mean....we Do care....it's just....aw hellly! Just poop in and post...whatever yo have to talk about it fine...really! :P

Psuess can't keep track of her posts.....uno, dos, tres....ooops, no tray. Ein, Zwei, Drei....oooops....keine dry! <:sniggersmirkface:> so glad to see you posting again!

Day off but a busy one coming up! Keep it shiny y'all!

Darn210 Enthusiast
little chicken clothes.......would certainly protect them from predators, as the villains wouldn't be able to stop laughing long enough to break into the coop.

True Dat

Open Original Shared Link

elye Community Regular
Open Original Shared Link

:lol::lol: Now THAT is superb.. . ...... .

Hailing from Austria and Japan, huh? I've always wondered why I've had a deep longing to be a tourist in these two countries .. . .....the compelling reason has appeared before my eyes.

Jyess, put those chickens o' your'n in some leather gear - - li'l jackets, boots, matching kid gloves and caps. . . ....... :lol:

'Mornin' all. . . ......Ptaoughmghmn, I am so sorry to hear about yer Algernoning.. ..... :(

Sooooozle! You sound much better.....it is fantastic to have you back!

Jestgar Rising Star

No major damage found on Lyle. Contralateral front and back feet are quite painful. He's been given pain meds, which he's quite enjoying, and some antibiotics, just in case. I'm supposed to just wait and see if he gets better. :huh: At least he feels better.

The civkeb togs remind me of my friends story. His son married some sort of wildlife biologist who's studying squirrels. To facilitate this she designed a little rodent capture suit, and she and my friend's wife spent Christmas sewing little squirrel straight-jackets. I'm still waiting for the pics.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Skeeter had her phirst horseback riding lesson today. I've been asked a few times in the process of signing her up, scheduling lessons . . ."Does she want to ride English or Western?", "Does she want to compete because then she will probably want to do English", "barrel racing?", "Is she interested in jumping?" . . . She's 8!!! She just wants to ride a horse!!

Her response when she was done with her first lesson . . . I think I found "my thing".

Darn210 Enthusiast
The civkeb togs remind me of my friends story. His son married some sort of wildlife biologist who's studying squirrels. To facilitate this she designed a little rodent capture suit, and she and my friend's wife spent Christmas sewing little squirrel straight-jackets. I'm still waiting for the pics.

Wait no more . . . I found Open Original Shared Link.

mimommy Contributor
Skeeter had her phirst horseback riding lesson today. I've been asked a few times in the process of signing her up, scheduling lessons . . ."Does she want to ride English or Western?", "Does she want to compete because then she will probably want to do English", "barrel racing?", "Is she interested in jumping?" . . . She's 8!!! She just wants to ride a horse!!

Her response when she was done with her first lesson . . . I think I found "my thing".

I have sooo been there! My daughter had to have lessons at 7 years old (or she would just die). We were asked the same questions, like we were investing in a college for her or something. I was just happy she got on the pony at all, considering how expensive it is <_<

Wait no more . . . I found Open Original Shared Link.

OMGawd! Those were the cutest things ever! Loved the little blackjack dealer :wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
Her response when she was done with her first lesson . . . I think I found "my thing".

Aw-w-w--glad she's enjoying it. My niece takes riding lessons and loves them :D

OMGawd! Those were the cutest things ever! Loved the little blackjack dealer :wub:

I did too! Those were precious!

Green12 Enthusiast

Hulllloo Sillies

(best said in an Eeyore voice)

I'm just pooping in, hope all is well with everyone.

Just a heads up on FB, I removed all of the applications (except for Flair) so if you send me something and I dont accept its not because I dont love you :lol: it's just that I dont have them on my page anymore......but I definitely still do Flair, which I get the biggest kick out of those little buttons :D:D

Three of my friends in the past month have gotten viruses through FB so make sure your computers are protected!

Now for a gluten free foods related question, my mom picked up a Glutino Pizza for me, has anyone tried one of these? I have only had the Amy's with the rice/sunflower seed crust before so I have no idea what the Glutino one is going to be like.

Miss you guys :wub::wub:

Jestgar Rising Star
Wait no more . . . I found Open Original Shared Link.

I sent them to my friend.

Hi Eeyore! Haven't tried the pizza. Pass along the review when you have.

elye Community Regular
To facilitate this she designed a little rodent capture suit, and she and my friend's wife spent Christmas sewing little squirrel straight-jackets. I'm still waiting for the pics.

Mygawd, would my dogs ever love to come across a couple o' squirrels struggling around in those. . . . . ....... .

:lol:

Aw-w-w--glad she's enjoying it. My niece takes riding lessons and loves them :D

Yup. . ....li'l girls and horses . .. . ..... :)

Hi, Joooooles!! :wub:

Three of my friends in the past month have gotten viruses through FB so make sure your computers are protected!

Two of my friends, as well, in the last week, and they both have Norton, fully updated... . . . ... :unsure:

Jyess! Lyle is drugged and okay.....wonder what's causing the pain? Perhaps the civckebs are using a little hidden kitty-voodoo doll in their crate. .... ... .. :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Two of my friends, as well, in the last week, and they both have Norton, fully updated... . . . ... :unsure:

Us too . . . don't know where exactly it came from though.

Voodoo dolls . . . hmmm . . . yep, Jess, go search the coop and see what them civkerbs are up too.

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