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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Anybody been in this situation? What's a woman to do? :ph34r:

Oh yeah--from precisely one year ago today until mid February......

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Oh yeah--from precisely one year ago today until mid February......

. . . but who's counting?? :lol::lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Oh yeah--from precisely one year ago today until mid February......

Hmmmm.....interesting. Brian's accident was exactly 8 months ago today.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Hmmmm.....interesting. Brian's accident was exactly 8 months ago today.

Wow....I didn't realize it was the same day.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Anybody been in this situation? What's a woman to do? :ph34r:

Every Saturday and Sunday.... <_<:rolleyes:

Last night I came home and decorated 60 cupcakes and a 4 tiered round, so that kept me away from DH last night, this morning I said the magic words "Amelia is having her 2nd birthday party today, you want to go with me and the kids to the Children's Museum all day?" As expected, I got a big fat "NO!" One day of this weekend down, one more to go :P

Him:"Watcha doin?"........"ummm...Dishes." :blink:.....

Yeah, like maybe he should try it sometime!!! :lol:

Things they don't recognize:

Them-"Watcha doin?"

Us-"Laundry.......Dishes.......Vaccuming......Dusting........Cleaning toilets.......Mopping..........Washing windows........Cooking.......Bathing your children" <_<

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Oh thank gaaaawd!! Em's posting!!

:unsure:

Nearly a whole day sans psillie posts!! :blink:

Where IS everyone??

Got nowt <_<

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Holy hell.... . . . .this must be a record.. .. :unsure: .. . . ....20 hours with no Psilly posts??

Hmm.... .. . ..elye obviously has been away. .... ..... <_<

I do so hope this is because my posts cause such pondering, such conversation-inspiring elements, that without them -- well, no one has much to say.. . ... <_<<_<

:rolleyes:

Oooooorrrrrrrrr... ....... ...you've all been as busy as I have .. ... . ...

Sophie is, right now, playing for the gold medal. Her team has won every game they've played in the tourney -- 6 in all, and this is the final matchup, between Nepean and Kingston. I was there for two games yesterday and one today, and drove home mid-afternoon and DH headed down as I was coming home. In fact, we passed each other on the highway. He called me on my cell and said, "okay.... .....I'm about thirty kilometres from the highway 138 turn-off....how far have you come?"

And I replied, "I am quite close to the 417........we're about to meet in two minutes!"

He said, "See you in a bit. You could flash me as I go by"... . ..... :huh:

As I careully watched the approaching cars over the next few hundred metres (because I certainly wanted to target the right one), I suddenly saw him coming over the next embankment. I waited....waited.....honked as we were about to pass one another.... . . . .and just stuck my tongue out at him

Too many truckers in front of, beside and behind me. :lol:

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Mtndog
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GO SOPHIE!!!!!!!!!!!

The hooligans were out again on the island!

I LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Peters?

Do I hafta send Janet out for past pages involving alternate words for body parts?

:lol:

I am coming out of retirement and amm going to get a job just to get away or I will surely kill him! Or, at least, maime him. Anybody been in this situation? What's a woman to do? :ph34r:

Anyway, it's Nov 14, sunny and 65 and were having a wienie roast!

:lol: You could always roast HIS weenie!

Hmmmm.....interesting. Brian's accident was exactly 8 months ago today.

Wow- I would have guessed 4 months max. Time flies when you're going through insanity!

Us-"Laundry.......Dishes.......Vaccuming......Dusting........Cleaning toilets.......Mopping..........Washing windows........Cooking.......Bathing your children" <_<

Next time just answer "Fighting off baboons with a giant dil%$do" to see if he's REALLY listening!

This may brighten your days:

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My new Open Original Shared Link Calendars for everyone!!!!!!!

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Just had to post 1 more time to see what happens:

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Batten down the hatches baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Excellent pics, Bevel!

Wildcats get silver! They just couldn't generate a tie, and lost 2-1.

Apparently, Sophie pulled her groin.

Sounds so masculine, doesn't it? :huh: ........ .. ..Though I guess we have groins, too.

It is actually an awful word - - GROIN. Very nasal and harsh..... . .. ..must look awful when spoken in front of that mirror..... . .....

:rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
Apparently, Sophie pulled her groin.

Sounds so masculine, doesn't it? :huh: ........ .. ..Though I guess we have groins, too.

It is actually an awful word - - GROIN. Very nasal and harsh..... . .. ..must look awful when spoken in front of that mirror..... . .....

:rolleyes:

OUCH Sophie!! :(

'Groin' does sound terribly male ... but we (women) would surely lose our legs without one (singular or plural??) :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Does anyone else think this is the perfect theme song for the Humane Society?

Open Original Shared Link

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Does anyone else think this is the perfect theme song for the Humane Society?

Open Original Shared Link

OMG... . . .....absolutely. Diana absolutely HAD to be singing that to a little beagle mix that she saw behind those bars......... . .

I'm gonna play this song and look at Charles - - she's caught the "we've rescued you, now we can help you start a happy, painless life" feeling exactly... .. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Wildcats get silver! They just couldn't generate a tie, and lost 2-1.

Apparently, Sophie pulled her groin.

Honest to gawd, Em--we were walking into Bed Bath and Beyond yesterday and I mentioned to Mark that I hadn't heard how Sophie did :lol: Silver is fantastic!! Congrats to her and the team :D

Ouch on the groin pull :( Hope she feels better soon!

I'm gonna play this song and look at Charles - - she's caught the "we've rescued you, now we can help you start a happy, painless life" feeling exactly... .. :)

:) <sniff> :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

WIH is everybody???

Anywho.....I phinally put some pics of the house on da book. Still some bare winders and stuff, but it's getting there :D

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
WIH is everybody???

Lurking invisibly, no doubt. ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Lurking invisibly, no doubt. ;)

Sillies--show thyselphs!!!! :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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HEY! You nine "Guests!" I KNOW you are all Psillies.. .. . ..Get on here!! Patteigh says SHOW THYSELVES, and I second this.... ......

'Tis awfully weird and unsettling, this great quietude. . . . .......... :unsure: .. ..... . .....

And I'm not even away! <_<

Goin' to check out yer new digs, Pahdt!

elye Community Regular
elye
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HEY, HEY!! Now there are thirteen "guests"! Stop this sneakin' around, Psills! :lol:

And if all thirteen of you really ARE guests, please come into this amazing thread officially, proudly wearing your usernames, and break the silence that is only being broken, ad nauseum, by me, it would seem. . ......... .. ... :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
elye
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GAH. . . ...... ... . . ...... . . .sixteen "guests".. . . .......... :blink: . . . . ...methinks that's all of Psillyville... . . .....

You guys all goin' underground, er sumfin'?? :unsure:

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
GAH. . . ...... ... . . ...... . . .sixteen "guests".. . . .......... :blink: . . . . ...methinks that's all of Psillyville... . . .....

You guys all goin' underground, er sumfin'?? :unsure:

:lol:

Yeah--what gives?? :unsure:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

All been struck deaf/mute with arthritic fingers :P Or perhaps nowt to say and lookin' to be entertained :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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All been struck deaf/mute with arthritic fingers :P Or perhaps nowt to say and lookin' to be entertained :unsure:

M-m-m....down to 5....musta scared em away :P

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Eight right at the moment.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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M-m-m....down to 5....musta scared em away :P

Up to 10! ;)

:lol:

WIH???

PadT!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! ....back from spacebook........Yer house is GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

<loads o' room for psillies! :D >

Watching 'House'.....and guess what????

It ain't Lupus :rolleyes:

It never is....... :lol:

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