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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Guess what?....

Yep, you guessed it.....

That was my dad...again...playing M.M. I know, it's quite incredible. He'd be in wardrobe and makeup for three hours.

:rolleyes::lol:

did I miss something? :)


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Ridgewalker Contributor
did you ever see Matthew McConaughy in Dazed and Confused? He has me rolling!

I loooove Dazed and Confused. You're right, he's hilarious in that movie. Mm-mm, he's so hot, he's juicy! :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
That was my dad...again...playing M.M. I know, it's quite incredible. He'd be in wardrobe and makeup for three hours.

:rolleyes::lol:

Dang! He's Good!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Sarah and Emily, thanks for your support on the Green Guy Emoticon thread! Me and my sense of humor were feeling a little lonely and exposed there for awhile. :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Sarah and Emily, thanks for your support on the Green Guy Emoticon thread! Me and my sense of humor were feeling a little lonely and exposed there for awhile. :lol:

Couldn't leave ya hangin', that just wouldn't be right! ;)

:D

elye Community Regular

Hear, Hear! Sillies stick together!

(They don't seem as silly over there....I like it over here MUCH better)... :)

elye Community Regular
did I miss something? :)

Read post #3816..... :lol:

HEY! I'm about to hit post #800! What happens then?! Not another house? Do I get to eat something (anything!) off Mr. McConaughy's abdominal wall? How about an afternoon with Richard at work?

Hmmmm...I don't need another Canadian house...

:lol:


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Read post #3816..... :lol:

HEY! I'm about to hit post #800! What happens then?! Not another house? Do I get to eat something (anything!) off Mr. McConaughy's abdominal wall? How about an afternoon with Richard at work?

Hmmmm...I don't need another Canadian house...

:lol:

you can come spend the day in Hershey with me :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
But why does no-one have a drink in their hand at Susie's partay???

...Tsk...she's a terrible hostess.....it's BRING A BOTTLE GUYS ;)

WHAT? the hell you say! oh no we have many, MANY bottles just to the side of the photo there. The butlers were refilling our glasses in that shot, missy. ;)

Richard, do they look at your search history at work?

oh dear :lol: :lol: :lol:

So happy to be at your party Susie Q! Are we going to have to fight over who gets Carrot Top?

I'll acquiesce here, you can just HAVE him.... :huh::lol:

That was my dad...again...playing M.M. I know, it's quite incredible. He'd be in wardrobe and makeup for three hours.

My, my he IS versatile!!

Was he on teh set of Ed TV in San Francisco (um, because *I* was - that's right - was an extra in taht movie, on set w/ matthew himself for one day of filming, when he was throwing the bucket of water out the apartment window. Me??? cutting room floor!!!!!!!!!!!! harrumph)

I loooove Dazed and Confused. You're right, he's hilarious in that movie. Mm-mm, he's so hot, he's juicy!

Matthew was my DEEPEST love :wub: until he started getting weird and stinky and quit bathing and was in EVERY SINGLE magazine with no shirt on, playing on the beach.

I have moved on, thank you veddy much. ;)

Hear, Hear! Sillies stick together!

(They don't seem as silly over there....I like it over here MUCH better)...

have you not heard, we are really the naughty stepchildren here, but at least no one bothers us. :lol:

you can come spend the day in Hershey with me :)

does it smell like chocolate, all over the place? I would die... :(

OMG - in other news - - Annie hurt herself today in the orchard - I thought it was a sticker, as usual....but nothing...she is STILL limping around and licking her paw.......OMG....it's the CUTEST thing - - - but - won't be so cute if it doesn't get better....um, do dogs get sprains? :blink:

see you sillies.....still haven't found my mojo.......

:angry:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Matthew was my DEEPEST love :wub: until he started getting weird and stinky and quit bathing and was in EVERY SINGLE magazine with no shirt on, playing on the beach.

Yes, he does look rawther unbathed most of the time! He's still hot tho! :o But you know who is my most delicious hottie??? Clive Owen... esp. as King Arthur, oh my gawwwd! He's so yummy.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Yes, he does look rawther unbathed most of the time! He's still hot tho! :o But you know who is my most delicious hottie??? Clive Owen... esp. as King Arthur, oh my gawwwd! He's so yummy.
]

OMG yes, LOVE him - major hottie - - - :wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Read post #3816..... :lol:

HEY! I'm about to hit post #800! What happens then?! Not another house? Do I get to eat something (anything!) off Mr. McConaughy's abdominal wall? How about an afternoon with Richard at work?

Hmmmm...I don't need another Canadian house...

:lol:

Yes, you get to work with Richard for a day . . . that would be you get to cover for Richard for a day while he cuts and pastes new avatars.

Oh, yes, and another Canadian house.

Darn210 Enthusiast
OMG - in other news - - Annie hurt herself today in the orchard - I thought it was a sticker, as usual....but nothing...she is STILL limping around and licking her paw.......OMG....it's the CUTEST thing - - - but - won't be so cute if it doesn't get better....um, do dogs get sprains? :blink:

Sure can . . . tell her to keep it elevated, use a little ice to keep the swelling down and try to stay off of it for a couple of days.

My favorite old girl (we had to put her down 1 1/2yrs ago :( ) use to rip a toenail almost off every so often when she would try to race up a tree after a squirrel. Gives me the willies even now when I think about it. We would have to try and cut it the rest of the way off . . . eeeggehheeyech! (insert heebie-jeebies emoticon here)

see you sillies.....still haven't found my mojo.......

Have you tried looking under the couch? . . . laundry hamper? . . . trunk of your car? Where was it the last time you saw it? OMG! You didn't put it out in the recycle bin did you?!? :o:lol:

elye Community Regular
Have you tried looking under the couch? . . . laundry hamper? . . . trunk of your car? Where was it the last time you saw it? OMG! You didn't put it out in the recycle bin did you?!? :o:lol:

Good morning, and TERRIFIC news! Susie, I found your mojo! Amazing...out of the corner of my eye, I thought I detected a small movement from my husband's hockey bag this morning. Now, Susie, you will now know how much I care about you, as nothing but this would have made me even OPEN the zipper a tiny way...you simply do not go NEAR, let alone open, a man's hockey bag (substitute football, basketball, for those non-Canadians). It was a nightmare I may someday be able to speak about, but for now I can say your mojo is here, alive and safe. Needs heavy decontamination and may have to pass some government enviornmental safety checks before I ship it off to you. Hang in there...it's coming! :)

Oh, Thanks, Amanda! I'm comin' to Hershey for the day!! :):)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hershey doesn't always smell like chocolate but in the afternoon you can smell the Reeses Plant which is chocolate and peanut butter which is a nice smell.

Finding the MoJo was good!!!

Welcome to FRIDAY!!!!!!

PA is in for some rough weather this morning, but my gosh you didn't even need a sweater this morning it was 74 already and humid...feels more like August than Late October

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Richard, do they look at your search history at work?

I can't imagine what they'll think when they find Chuck Norris, Mathew McConaughy, Care Bears, Gene Simmons, Yeti.........

:o:blink::unsure::ph34r:

<where's that clear history button again?> :blink::P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

yes Richard please erase all those naughty links too....I know you really wanted that nurses costume for your doll...but your boss won't want to see that. :)

TriticusToxicum Explorer
HEY! I'm about to hit post #800! What happens then?! Not another house? Do I get to eat something (anything!) off Mr. McConaughy's abdominal wall? How about an afternoon with Richard at work?

I think #800 is when Robert Goulet starts to visit you in the afternoon. Although I can't remember for certain...it was either that, or you start getting deliveries of Chuck Norris' unwashed gym socks. :o

TriticusToxicum Explorer
But why does no-one have a drink in their hand at Susie's partay???

...Tsk...she's a terrible hostess.....it's BRING A BOTTLE GUYS ;)

<smacks self in center of forehead>

Oh dear, what was I thinking! :o

...must find picture of julie with wine glass... :P

Mtndog Collaborator
I loooove Dazed and Confused. You're right, he's hilarious in that movie. Mm-mm, he's so hot, he's juicy! :P

The funniest line is about the high school girls , "The thing I love is that I get older and they stay the same age" Kurt and I howl every time he says that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh-oh......what happened to Patti last night?

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Emily- You are a brave and noble soul to look for Susie's mojo in your husband's hockey bag. I know the uhmmm....smell of which you speak! It is scary. But, was my mojo there too? It's OK if it needs heavy decontamination. I just need it back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If it's not there, did the yeti steal it???????????

And what AM I doing in the parade?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
The funniest line is about the high school girls , "The thing I love is that I get older and they stay the same age" Kurt and I howl every time he says that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh-oh......what happened to Patti last night?

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Emily- You are a brave and noble soul to look for Susie's mojo in your husband's hockey bag. I know the uhmmm....smell of which you speak! It is scary. But, was my mojo there too? It's OK if it needs heavy decontamination. I just need it back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If it's not there, did the yeti steal it???????????

And what AM I doing in the parade?

That is our favorite part of Dazed and Confused too! We keep rewinding it to watch it over :) That and the part where they throw the bowling ball into the car.

What would like to be in my parade? I could use a dairy princess or something to that effect. We can get you a float and a big frilly dress!

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Uh-oh......what happened to Patti last night?

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Paparazzi + full moon - hormone replacement therapy? :huh::P

Give her a break! She's obviously been too busy packing to take care of herself...that or too much time in the tub with a shedding yeti!

jerseyangel Proficient
Uh-oh......what happened to Patti last night?

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Well thanks Bev--I guess the cat's out of the bag now....and evidently what they say is true: people who spend a lot of time together tend to wind up looking alike B)

:lol: Richard--I just posted on the Oxalate thread how I refuse to take HRT--maybe I should reconsider? :PB) I was thinking it was just a little chin hair.... :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Well thanks Bev--I guess the cat's out of the bag now....and evidently what they say is true: people who spend a lot of time together tend to wind up looking alike B)

:lol: Richard--I just posted on the Oxalate thread how I refuse to take HRT--maybe I should reconsider? :PB) I was thinking it was just a little chin hair.... :unsure:

:lol::lol::lol:

And Bev , OMGawwwwddddd - how did you do that? :lol::lol:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
:lol: Richard--I just posted on the Oxalate thread how I refuse to take HRT--maybe I should reconsider? :PB) I was thinking it was just a little chin hair.... :unsure:

..and Donald Trump has just a "little" comb-over? :huh:

:P

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