The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[mushroom]

This brand is my FAVORITE!!!!!

And don't forget, it's basically a health food because each pint is between 24-30g fiber!!! (and yes, I eat the whole pint-BY MYSELF!!!)

I lurve Purely Decadent too, and it's nice to hear of a good justification for piggin' out

[jerseyangel]

If I could do coconut, I'd be all over it

[Jestgar]

totally yummy. I had the turtle tracks last night.

[celiac-mommy]

totally yummy. I had the turtle tracks last night.

I ate a pint of it yesterday sitting at the park in the hot hot sun--Phabulous!!!

[kareng]

Rub it in, why don't cha? I just went to 2 stores that according to the website should have it & nada. I will have to go to WF.

[Jestgar]

Dude! Even my Safeway carries it!! OK, I live in snob-city, but still, I think it should be becoming more common.

today my math teacher abbreviated 'want to find' as WTF. All the little kids laughed.

[kareng]

I live in an area where people don't think twice about spending $7 for a pint of ice cream. So where is it?????

I left a note for the manager at one store. Will report back when the quarry has been sighted and apprehended.

[celiac-mommy]

I live in an area where people don't think twice about spending $7 for a pint of ice cream. So where is it?????

I left a note for the manager at one store. Will report back when the quarry has been sighted and apprehended.

Also, coupons.com has 1$ off coupons for that ice cream

[mushroom]

How to make lemonade:

Take an accidentally-glutened-by-a-friend state, with headaches, body aches, insomnia, bad mood;

Combine with a trip over the hill for grocery shopping, running errands for Dh (returning something he bought by mistrake); and shopping for layers of clothing for upcoming cold morns in too-warm changing rooms;

Add inability to read Dh's handwriting on shopping list or comprehend what he was trying to say: "5mgs chillis x3" (purchase some greenred chillis on sale)

Combine with misreading his request for 3 cans of Staggs chilli which were not purchased .

Scrutinize pantry and find lectins all over the place - cans of tomatoes, kidney beans, canellini which need to be consumed (but not by me)

Get out slow cooker

Brown ground beef, onions, celery and place in slow cooker

Add two cans of kidney beans, 1 can cannellini beans, 1 can tomato puree, 1 can Italian tomatoes pureed, two chopped red chillis , chilli spice and various assorted other things

Cook on low for 8 hours. Thicken with cornstarch.

Voila! lemonade! Enough lemonade to quench (or inspire ) a great thirst.

[celiac-mommy]

How to make lemonade:

Take an accidentally-glutened-by-a-friend state, with headaches, body aches, insomnia, bad mood;

Combine with a trip over the hill for grocery shopping, running errands for Dh (returning something he bought by mistrake); and shopping for layers of clothing for upcoming cold morns in too-warm changing rooms;

Add inability to read Dh's handwriting on shopping list or comprehend what he was trying to say: "5mgs chillis x3" (purchase some greenred chillis on sale)

Combine with misreading his request for 3 cans of Staggs chilli which were not purchased .

Scrutinize pantry and find lectins all over the place - cans of tomatoes, kidney beans, canellini which need to be consumed (but not by me)

Get out slow cooker

Brown ground beef, onions, celery and place in slow cooker

Add two cans of kidney beans, 1 can cannellini beans, 1 can tomato puree, 1 can Italian tomatoes pureed, two chopped red chillis , chilli spice and various assorted other things

Cook on low for 8 hours. Thicken with cornstarch.

Voila! lemonade! Enough lemonade to quench (or inspire ) a great thirst.

WIH??? :lol:

[elye]

Shroom's lemonade!

Holy crap.. . . . .....was just sitting here posting, and happened to glance over at the big framed picture I have on the wall beside me. It is perfectly positioned so that in the reflection of the glass I could suddenly see the substantive ROLL that now sits around my midsection when I sit forward, right through my T shirt and shorts, oh dear gaaaaaawwwwwwd. . . . .....

Actually, this was my face at first:

Then.. . . .... . . .

And now, a resigned :angry: and

STOP WITH THE ORGASMIC ICE CREAM TALK!!!

[Jestgar]

You'll need to do something about that right away. There must be a matte picture you could put there instead.

[celiac-mommy]

Do you know how long it's been since I've actually seen my bellybutton? (lonnnnnng-ass time!)

And I'm sure it has nothing to with the pint-a-week ice cream habit

[jerseyangel]

Ugh....me midsection....

'Nuf said....

[nikki-uk]

Ugh....me midsection....

'Nuf said....

Indeed!!

I can 'see' me belly button, but it's the stretch marks surrounding it (& loose baggy skin - natch) that disappoints nauseates me. Methinks crop tops ARE a thing of a the past pour moi

...and you're ARE killing me wiv ANY phood talk

Joined weight watchers last week to lose 'a boulder stone' or moar

(1 stone = 14 pounds)

It's giving me the ump ... but am also SICK to death of the evil muffin top

This message came to you via the old fashioned way i.e. NOT fast reply (thankyou Rae-shul!) .....'cos I forgot to ...but wish I 'ad 'cos there's summat else I was gonna say

[nikki-uk]

This message came to you via the old fashioned way i.e. NOT fast reply (thankyou Rae-shul!) .....'cos I forgot to ...but wish I 'ad 'cos there's summat else I was gonna say

Oh yeah...any Lefty news???

Why do I think of sheep when I look at Em's av???..... at a quick glance

Did I tell yooz guys I dyed me hair GINGER??

WIH?!?!..... t'was an impulse..... to get rid of the ever increasing grEy, but not sure if it ain't TOO LOUD!!

[celiac-mommy]

Oh yeah...any Lefty news???

Why do I think of sheep when I look at Em's av???..... at a quick glance

Did I tell yooz guys I dyed me hair GINGER??

WIH?!?!..... t'was an impulse..... to get rid of the ever increasing grEy, but not sure if it ain't TOO LOUD!!

I think you and loud may go very well together

[elye]

Did I tell yooz guys I dyed me hair GINGER??

WIH?!?!..... t'was an impulse..... to get rid of the ever increasing grEy, but not sure if it ain't TOO LOUD!!

New av, puleeeeeze, Ms. I-Can-Pull-Off-ANY-Hair-Shade! Truly, with that incredible mane o' yourn, Gnick, it could be just about any coloUr (including grEy -- imagine Gnick as a li'l old lady with crazy long coils of grey and white tresses?? Spectacular!)... . . ......wanna see it!

[nikki-uk]

.. . . ......wanna see it!

T'is done ....F5 eet!!!

GADS!! - grEy wiry unbridleness awaits me ...with BOOF!!

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Can I have some more phood yet??

[jerseyangel]

T'is done ....F5 eet!!!

Oh Nik--I really like it! The coloUr suits you

[jerseyangel]

....bored out of my freakin' mind.....

[Jestgar]

Well, I decided the tile people were way too expensive so me friend and I are gonna do it, heat and all :ph34r:

[nikki-uk]

Well, I decided the tile people were way too expensive so me friend and I are gonna do it, heat and all :ph34r:

GREAT!!!

...wait ......what does this mean?????

...Al & me watching 'Dr Who' (he is OBSESSED!!...t'is the highlight of his week)

*I* am eating...... an apple

PADT!!.. come over and be bored with the food choices too!!

[jerseyangel]

Well, I decided the tile people were way too expensive so me friend and I are gonna do it, heat and all :ph34r:

The key is to make sure the floor is level before you start

Any new pics of the kitchen re-do?

[jerseyangel]

*I* am eating...... an apple

PADT!!.. come over and be bored with the food choices too!!

We are in the same boat...I just had a cup o'tea and a Lara Bar. Lunch....