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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Hi, Lisa!

No OBX pix that I can recall. :huh::unsure:

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Hi Lisa!!! This was the pic you sent, right???

<snort>

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Hi Lisa!!! This was the pic you sent, right???

<snort>

You two look gorgeous and slightly familiar. ;)

conniebky Collaborator
conniebky
Posted

You two look gorgeous and slightly familiar. ;)

Oh hell no! that would be like putting me and kareng together. NOT a good idea!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

i survived my first 'date' in about 12 years (unless you count Rachelle and Jesse). It was a very weird experience.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Darn time difference. She probably hasn't even met him yet. Its only 2:30 her time. Waiting is so hard... :P

Karen!!!!!!!!!! You have no idea!!!

I'm already half way through Saturday...come ON, WAKE UP!!!!!!!! :lol:

i survived my first 'date' in about 12 years (unless you count Rachelle and Jesse). It was a very weird experience.

More info needed.... toot sah-weet!!!!!!!!!!! :P

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Hmm... . .. . . . ..a weird experience. This could indicate SO many things. Were you singing together? Does he have spots on his face? Was he wearing a brassiere, and begin to ask you about yours??

WHAT??

:huh:

:lol:

Let's see the pic, Geena!... . . . . . ... Er, Jyaghnutte!

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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he's a nice guy. Tries to avoid grain because he thinks humans aren't meant to eat it. Is much better at conversation than I am. It's just odd to casually meet up and talk to someone when you have all the "potential" choosing your words for you. A lot like job interviews, really, but with a less lucrative, albeit more enjoyable, outcome if it all works well.

i think I made him nervous, and he didn't even know that my panties were too big so I had attached them to my skirt with binder clips.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

... and he didn't even know that my panties were too big so I had attached them to my skirt with binder clips.

Well, some things should be left for the second date.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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he's a nice guy. Tries to avoid grain because he thinks humans aren't meant to eat it. Is much better at conversation than I am. It's just odd to casually meet up and talk to someone when you have all the "potential" choosing your words for you. A lot like job interviews, really, but with a less lucrative, albeit more enjoyable, outcome if it all works well.

i think I made him nervous, and he didn't even know that my panties were too big so I had attached them to my skirt with binder clips.

If there is a second date, maybe invest in a 6 pack of panties at Walmart that fit? :P

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
Posted

Hi Lisa!!! This was the pic you sent, right???

<snort>

YES!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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If there is a second date, maybe invest in a 6 pack of panties at Walmart that fit? :P

:lol: :lol: These are pre-weightlifting smallclothes. I've lost several inches on my hips and lots of my underpinnings don't fit. But these are cute red with black polka dots and black lace trim and I hate the thought of tossing them. but I guess if they won't stay up at all on their own it may be time.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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:lol: :lol: These are pre-weightlifting smallclothes. I've lost several inches on my hips and lots of my underpinnings don't fit. But these are cute red with black polka dots and black lace trim and I hate the thought of tossing them. but I guess if they won't stay up at all on their own it may be time.

My teen boys always ask what we talk about on here. I tell them we exchange recipes and restuarants. They would be horrified to know the truth! ;)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

:lol: :lol: These are pre-weightlifting smallclothes. I've lost several inches on my hips and lots of my underpinnings don't fit. But these are cute red with black polka dots and black lace trim and I hate the thought of tossing them. but I guess if they won't stay up at all on their own it may be time.

Jess, this local shop has a "Panties of the Month Club". One of the owners is on the Bravo show "Work of Art" and doing well ( hasn't been eliminated last I saw).

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elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Well, some things should be left for the second date.

:lol: :lol: These are pre-weightlifting smallclothes. I've lost several inches on my hips and lots of my underpinnings don't fit. But these are cute red with black polka dots and black lace trim and I hate the thought of tossing them. but I guess if they won't stay up at all on their own it may be time.

Well, how well did you get to know this guy? Don't toss them yet -- if he's interested, they may fit him..... . . . ..

Are his hips bigger than yours?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Hey psills! I'm on the North Jersey tour for the weekend :P We're looking at areas, apartments, etc. Gawd--I phorgot how wonderfully gritty it is up here. :rolleyes: I pheel so comfortable. From almost everywhere we've been so far, I can see the Empire State Building out the car window from across the river.

Right now we're at a Starbucks in Clifton using the internet and getting some much needed caffeine.

Now if me hips could be a phew inches smaller I'd really be in business :D

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Hey psills! I'm on the North Jersey tour for the weekend :P We're looking at areas, apartments, etc. Gawd--I phorgot how wonderfully gritty it is up here. :rolleyes: I pheel so comfortable. From almost everywhere we've been so far, I can see the Empire State Building out the car window from across the river.

Right now we're at a Starbucks in Clifton using the internet and getting some much needed caffeine.

Now if me hips could be a phew inches smaller I'd really be in business :D

Yes but is your underwear held on with binder clips?

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Now if me hips could be a phew inches smaller I'd really be in business :D

Hey. . .... . . . . .sounds like Pahteeigh can do those funky li'l red polka-dotted panties! Fedex 'em to her, Jyesssss!

:lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Are his hips bigger than yours?

Ferget the size of his hips -- we still haven't heard about the thumbs :blink:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Crap.. I forgot to look at the thumbs. Sorry guys, I'll do better next time.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Crap.. I forgot to look at the thumbs. Sorry guys, I'll do better next time.

Do better as in . . . get us a picture of said thumbs!!! . . . Just let him know that you have some phriends that want to see his thumbs . . . Use it as a way to introduce us to him . . . you can't keep us a secret, you know.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Well, my next 'date' is 20 years older than the last guy. We're doing coffee so thumbs should be visible at all times.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Well, my next 'date' is 20 years older than the last guy. We're doing coffee so thumbs should be visible at all times.

Twenty years your senior... . ..... . . methinks he may have somewhat droopy thumbs.... . ..

Which is fine - - still useful...

:rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Twenty years your senior... . ..... . . methinks he may have somewhat droopy thumbs.... . ..

Which is fine - - still useful...

:rolleyes:

You never know . . . he could have the thumbs of a 20 yr old.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

:D :D

You never know . . . he could have the thumbs of a 20 yr old.

:D

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