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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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[quote name=mushroom' timestamp='12959 B) 90446' post='670593]

Yes, it was. Unfortunately our most proliphic poster found activities other than alkyhol to keep her occupied :rolleyes:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Haven't heard about it but will keep my eye out and report. Do they have any other locations in the US?

Tis planned fer South Jersey--

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Yes, it was. Unfortunately our most proliphic poster found activities other than alkyhol to keep her occupied :rolleyes:

True dat B)

Difficult to type when otherwise occupied. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Difficult to type when otherwise occupied. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Well now B)

On a Tuesday afternoon, no less :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Difficult to type when otherwise occupied. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Idle hands are the devil's playground! ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Idle hands are the devil's playground! ;)

:P:ph34r::lol:B):P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Difficult to type when otherwise occupied. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

I think you should give it a try and let us be the judge.

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I think you should give it a try and let us be the judge.

Maybe it's time we meet him. :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Maybe it's time we meet him. :P

Of course that might not be the ideal time....

GFinDC Veteran
GFinDC
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Just waving my pirate flag. Oops, am I too early?

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Just waving my pirate flag. Oops, am I too early?

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The flag is perfect!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Okay! As Jeee-Eff has brought the phlag, he is now part of our bloodless coup.. . . . . .. ..:lol:

I think you should give it a try and let us be the judge.

Yes, Jyesssss....... . . .....and this brings me to what could be an effective plan of attack. Getting the mods drunk is one way to overthrow the forum. .. ....but arranging to have them all seduced would be even better. Nothing is more distracting... . . . .must try and arrange this...

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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but arranging to have them all seduced would be even better. Nothing is more distracting... . . . .must try and arrange this...

I'm all atwitter waiting to hear what you come up wif :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Patti said *atwitter*

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Patti said *atwitter*

:lol:

<snort> I did :P

Where's Em wif the ideers?

Just made myself a grilled cheese sammie--later!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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<snort> I did :P

Where's Em wif the ideers?

Just made myself a grilled cheese sammie--later!

We can't tell you our super secret mutiny plans! ( if we had any)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

We can't tell you our super secret mutiny plans!

Ahhh--I get it ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Where's Em wif the ideers?

Ooooooh, man... . . . . . ... the phloo is, in fact, still here.. . . . . ... got it bad....barfing, fever. . .. . . .....thanks a lot, Jack!

Carry on . .. . . . . . .. . . . . ....:barfface:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Oh Emmel honey, pheel better soon! :(

(((hugs))) :wub:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Oh poor Emmel, that's rotten :( Hugs (at a distance :D ) and get better quickly. :wub:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Ooooooh, man... . . . . . ... the phloo is, in fact, still here.. . . . . ... got it bad....barfing, fever. . .. . . .....thanks a lot, Jack!

Carry on . .. . . . . . .. . . . . ....:barfface:

Good job! Now just pass it to all the mods and we can take over!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Good job! Now just pass it to all the mods and we can take over!

Ahhhhhh<stroking chin>....so this was the plan after all....

Very shrewd.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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I am NOT fouching my mouse for the rest of the day (goes to wash hands and find decontaminant)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I am NOT fouching my mouse for the rest of the day (goes to wash hands and find decontaminant)

Probably a good idea--I have a nasty cold although I'd rather this than the stomach phloo Em has.....<shudder>

Having my 17th cup of hot tea.....

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Feel Better Soon Em . . . <shouted from a distance in the direction of Canada.>

Smackl went back to school today. Skeeter's got a high fever and out for the rest of the week, I'm sure. No barphing <knock on wood>.

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