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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Perhaps I will post the question on Da Book, and be further shocked....... . . .... .

Yeah--the nose tampon idea went over big there. :rolleyes:

Leesiugh, I hope it's not strep :)

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Yeah--the nose tampon idea went over big there. :rolleyes:

DD was wearing tissues up her nose yesterday and baby Lexi kept trying to pull them out :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Perhaps I will post the question on Da Book, and be further shocked....... . . .... .

I think you should do a poll here . . . Gab/Chat Room, of course.

Lisa!! Hope yer snot comin' down wif strep!! . . . lots of strep 'round here parts tho!! My neighbor's been home wif it. She works at the school and caught it there. I saw the school nurse yesterday. She lives in my neighborhood and I saw her pulling into her drive on my way to the grocery store so I stopped to say Hai. She was probably going through withdrawal cuz she sees me at the school a couple times a week. Anywho . . . she was on a rant about people sending their kids to school sick . . . also ranted about the person who did a food tasting at lunchtime on Wednesday. She gave specific instructions about the brand of corn chip to buy to serve the quacamole with so that Skeeter could have it. She's very protective of her allergy/intolerance/etc kids and making sure they get to try everything and are safe. :wub: Anywho . . . the person didn't buy the right chips . . . but Skeeter was out sick anyway.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Yeah--the nose tampon idea went over big there. :rolleyes:

Leesiugh, I hope it's not strep :)

Coldpax! I'm getting a patent in out names right now! We'll be rich!

Maybe we can think up an aid to barfing standing up?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Maybe we can think up an aid to barfing standing up?

Maybe a mouth to bowl tube? I'll get working on the specifics.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Lisa!! Hope yer snot comin' down wif strep!! . . . lots of strep 'round here parts tho!!

Here too.....lots of teachers.

Coldpax! I'm getting a patent in out names right now! We'll be rich!

Maybe we can think up an aid to barfing standing up?

Ummmmmm......a barph phunnel?

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Cooper ( the dog) has strep. Apparently, with all the playing in the snough, he scraped under his chin. It then got infected. He has cream for it! But, fortunately, no barphage.

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Frenchify the name a little and you get.....Barphunelle! ;)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Maybe a mouth to bowl tube? I'll get working on the specifics.

Ummmmmm......a barph phunnel?

Frenchify the name a little and you get.....Barphunelle! ;)

Excellent ideas. Can we make them self cleaning? Maybe a hose hook-up to rinse them out?

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Cooper ( the dog) has strep. Apparently, with all the playing in the snough, he scraped under his chin. It then got infected. He has cream for it! But, fortunately, no barphage.

Infection migrating from the outside to the inside? :blink:

Or perhaps strep is on the outside......I guess it would be pretty tricky getting the cream down his throat :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Infection migrating from the outside to the inside? :blink:

Or perhaps strep is on the outside......I guess it would be pretty tricky getting the cream down his throat :lol:

Strep is all around us & on us!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Ummmmmm......a barph phunnel?

Yeah, I was thinkin' phunnel also.

Excellent ideas. Can we make them self cleaning? Maybe a hose hook-up to rinse them out?

Like the little rinsy thing in the spit bowl at the dentist . . . although my dentist now has this suction phunnel that you spit into. Let's add some suction!!!

Strep is all around us & on us!

Strep is short for streptococcus which is a type of bacteria . . . <said in my I know how to google authoritative voice>

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Excellent ideas. Can we make them self cleaning? Maybe a hose hook-up to rinse them out?

I was thinking a disposable liner?

Strep is all around us & on us!

Yeah--on our skin and stuff. Poor Cooper!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Meant to say his strep is on the outside

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

Oh my poor dear psillies. I go offline for three days and half or you are barfing and now there's a mutiny. I'm still hurting from the procedures but it seems like nothing compared by what all of you are going through. As for the standing while barfing - I'm a kneeler. But I hate barfing almost more than anything in the world (including childbirth without medication). Sending healing thoughts and cyber chicken soup for those of you who can handle it. I thought doing a cleanse on my birthday was the worst thing ever but I think all of you have suffered much more!!!!

I've Missed you all. PLEASE feel better soon!!!! wub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gif

Love & Hugs,

Loey

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Hope it ain't strep, Leeeesargh!

Maybe a mouth to bowl tube? I'll get working on the specifics.

Ummmmmm......a barph phunnel?

I would rather work on an attachment to the toilet that raises the bowl, quickly, to, say, chest level. DH's nose won't clog, Shrooomie's knees would be saved..... . . . ..one could raise it up for easier cleaning. Though ill users would have to be certain to lower the bowl after barphing - - not such a good thing for anyone racing in with sudden bowel issues. Helluva thing, managing to climb up to a chest-high bowl.. . . . . ...

Hmmm. . . . . . ...may need some refining.. .. . . .. :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

not such a good thing for anyone racing in with sudden bowel issues. Helluva thing, managing to climb up to a chest-high bowl.. . . . . ...

Hmmm. . . . . . ...may need some refining.. .. . . .. :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good gawd, that's all we'd need! :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

I remember, when a child, my neighbor barfing in the kitchen sink ( morning sickness for the whole pregnancy).

I like the adjustable toliet. Many uses. Low for a potty training 2 year old. The perfect height for a 5 footer or a 6 footer.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I remember, when a child, my neighbor barfing in the kitchen sink ( morning sickness for the whole pregnancy).

I was a kid, but still remember my aunt barphing in my grandma's kitchen sink--all the while running the garbage disposal. Gross! She was a nurse and still thought this was a brilliant idea. :blink:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Well, then! Where HATH POeter scampered off to? Must put out a Royal Summons. . . .. .

screaming.gif OH, POEEEEEEEETERRRRRR!!!

Moi?

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Maybe a mouth to bowl tube? I'll get working on the specifics.

Hows about a tubular force field between the mouth and the loo opening - no oversplash could penetrate it. All loos must be fitted with a button to operate such field.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Hows about a tubular force field between the mouth and the loo opening - no oversplash could penetrate it. All loos must be fitted with a button to operate such field.

Now the Trekkies are trying to take over this thread!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

I like the adjustable toliet. Many uses. Low for a potty training 2 year old. The perfect height for a 5 footer or a 6 footer.

I'm thinking something like the chairs that hair stylists use.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

OK . . . obviously too much vomit talk.

I was perusing some of the other threads and instead of reading "Am I Barking up the Wrong Tree" . . . I read . . . you know where this is going . . . "Am I Barphing up the Wrong Tree" . . . and thought . . .they're probably standing when they barph up a tree . . . followed by . . . I hope they can put an arch on that barph or it's coming right back at them.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Didn't know there was a correct barphing tree :lol: Tell me which one to avoid :unsure: T'is certainly not a procedure I would recommend as having a high degree of accuracy, especially when you consider that the males with the penii can often not even meet the target accurately

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