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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Lisa Mentor

:unsure: Tis odd.

After all, I couldn't have done it without ya's B)

Wouldn't have been the same wiffout ya! :D

kareng Grand Master

Can everyone wait until I get back? I have to go to teacher conferences. If he is doing as good as he says he is, I'll be back quick.

Also, college son called "mom, I feel like a zombie" I asked if any body parts had fallen off and he said no so I think its a bad cold. However, he has some phluid that refuses to phlow from his head. Might make his headache go away. Perhaps when Patti reaches the next milestone?

psawyer Proficient

For any given member, no matter what post you look at, the post count is the current total number of posts by that member. You could go find a post Patti made four years ago, and it would say 19,994.

jerseyangel Proficient

Wouldn't have been the same wiffout ya! :D

:D

Can everyone wait until I get back? I have to go to teacher conferences. If he is doing as good as he says he is, I'll be back quick.

Also, college son called "mom, I feel like a zombie" I asked if any body parts had fallen off and he said no so I think its a bad cold. However, he has some phluid that refuses to phlow from his head. Might make his headache go away. Perhaps when Patti reaches the next milestone?

After this, I won't do anything more till you get back. Gotta do dinner anyway. Then I'll see what I can do about your son's clogged sinuses ;):P

For any given member, no matter what post you look at, the post count is the current total number of posts by that member. You could go find a post Patti made four years ago, and it would say 19,994.

What in hell was I even talking about in that post???? :lol:

Lisa Mentor

I think we should meet for a "toast", hum...say 8 o'clock eastern? or nine? or in between?

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

I'll be here! I ain't got no alcohol though...


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mushroom Proficient

I think we should meet for a "toast", hum...say 8 o'clock eastern? or nine? or in between?

Just as my beloved Giants start Game One of the World Series??? :unsure: I won't be there, but I will raise my glass Oh, wait, that's tomorra :lol: :lol:

GO GIANTS!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

I won't be there, but I will raise my glass

OK . . . try not to spill it :D

elye Community Regular

We wait. . ....we wait... . ... :huh: . .. .. ...

kareng Grand Master

I'm back! Being very careful not to spill my nettle tea on my keyboard!

shadowicewolf Proficient
:ph34r: Ugh, someone, convince me to go make dinner. I'm exausted.
kareng Grand Master

:ph34r: Ugh, someone, convince me to go make dinner. I'm exausted.

This is why God invented left-overs and crockpots!

Lisa Mentor

Uggg... family fighting over Jeopardy and politics. One sister left for home mad. <_<

What time is the party tonight? Drinks for all on me! A double for me and Padds.

shadowicewolf Proficient

I don't have a crock pot. It doesn't take long to do, just brown the meat, and toss everything in. But uggggggh, i'm paying for my deepcleaning today.

psawyer Proficient

Shiraz ready!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

I am making lasagna and oreo(gluten-free) cheesecake for my next 'lesson' tomorrow. I put quotation marks around lesson as our conversations have gotten rather.... risque? Not sure a lesson is all that's on the menu....

So I'm having a great night! How bout you all?

mushroom Proficient

Almost 5 PM so I can have me a martini :D

kareng Grand Master

I am making lasagna and oreo(gluten-free) cheesecake for my next 'lesson' tomorrow. I put quotation marks around lesson as our conversations have gotten rather.... risque? Not sure a lesson is all that's on the menu....

So I'm having a great night! How bout you all?

Are you cooking for your martial arts lessons? Or are you giving someone some private cooking lessons? ;)

Just relaxing. Heard good things from the teachers. Boy and his dad are at Robotics.

elye Community Regular

...Got a pinot grigio at the ready.. . .. ...

jerseyangel Proficient

Ok, got me White Moscato. How we gonna do this?

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Are you cooking for your martial arts lessons? Or are you giving someone some private cooking lessons? ;)

Just relaxing. Heard good things from the teachers. Boy and his dad are at Robotics.

Am trading food for lessons. I suppose some cooking lessons might come into it at some point.....

:D

Oscar Apprentice

Almost 5 PM so I can have me a martini :D

:)

jerseyangel Proficient

Hey Oscar! Welcome to the party!!! :D

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Am trading food for lessons. I suppose some cooking lessons might come into it at some point.....

:D

Go Bunnie!!! :D

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