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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star
IS SAYS $25.000 AND 0 BEDROOMS.

DO I HAVE THE RIGHT APT BUILDING IN THE SITE?

It's $25,000 to buy just a parking spot, so I guess if you have an RV, you'd be golden.

Lest you all think I'm way overpaid, I can tell you that I live in the poor part of the island, with the 800 sq foot houses and older mobile homes. And none of us are selling 'cause we could never afford to buy anything else in the area.


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
It's $25,000 to buy just a parking spot, so I guess if you have an RV, you'd be golden.

OMG...........MISS READ............ :blink:

YEAH IT WAS LIKE 275 OR SOMETING........NOT EVEN A FREE PARKING SPOT.

LORD.

JUDY

jerseyangel Proficient

Hee--can you imagine us Sillies bouncing around inside that 7 million dollar mansion! :lol:

Bet the neighbors would love that :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Hee--can you imagine us Sillies bouncing around inside that 7 million dollar mansion! :lol:

. . . and yet it's only a 4 bedroom.

Jestgar Rising Star

We could shop around. There's a private island off the island that comes up for sale every now and again. Shall I keep my eyes open? It's accessible by foot bridge only.

elye Community Regular
Hee--can you imagine us Sillies bouncing around inside that 7 million dollar mansion!

I'm having a LOT more fun imagining us Sillies bouncing around on Amanda's huge trampoline.....

OMG.....Add some mojitos and absinthe to that mix.........

Amanda, how close is the nearest ER from this house? That may have to be a new criteria..... .. :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
I'm having a LOT more fun imagining us Sillies bouncing around on Amanda's huge trampoline.....

OMG.....Add some mojitos and absinthe to that mix.........

Amanda, how close is the nearest ER from this house? That may have to be a new criteria..... .. :lol:

The hospital is about 20 mins....I work there, I'll make sure they treat you well ;)


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Jestgar Rising Star
The hospital is about 20 mins....I work there, I'll make sure they treat you well ;)

And what would it do to your reputation to drive up with a carload of inebriated, banged up sillies each demanding a unique diet?

Jestgar Rising Star

and a fresh mojito...

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Or we could all chip in

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WOW MISSED THIS ONE.

I'D FEEL HAPPY TO JUST HAVE THE GUEST PLACE OVER THE 3 CAR GARAGE :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
And what would it do to your reputation to drive up with a carload of inebriated, banged up sillies each demanding a unique diet?

I don't know....but trust me we get lots of odd folks here....We might be normal opposed to them.....scary huh?

Mtndog Collaborator

I wanna buy a house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Amanda! House-hunting is SO exciting...

Good news about Lucky! Gus is fine, now. I am noticing my post count, however...... . . and I have FOUR animals here who can suddenly be producing vomit........(Gad, and TWO kids!!) :huh::lol:

WHAT pictures?? I wanna see! What'd I miss? :rolleyes: Did I Bev our Bev? :huh:

I always wanted to be an interior decorator, florist, (marine biologist, physician's assistant) I LOVE playing with house decor!!!!!!!!!

I didn't send you and Jess the pics cuz I wasn't sure who wanted to be tortured by my pictures. Consider yourselves TORTURED (and I'll be happy to torture anyone else via email :lol::D )

(I'd like to point out that that's a parking spot...)

Or we could all chip in

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That is INANE and INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hee--can you imagine us Sillies bouncing around inside that 7 million dollar mansion! :lol:

Bet the neighbors would love that :P

Oh the places we'll go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

OMGAWD- I just tried to help my dad give his cat her abx and got mauled- it HURTS!!!!!!!!!!! I got shredded!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
And what would it do to your reputation to drive up with a carload of inebriated, banged up sillies each demanding a unique diet?

:lol: dat is phunny!

Jess - I can't believe you live on Bainbridge........ *sigh*

In the early 90's, I visited Seattle for the first time, and took the fairy one day to Bainbridge and beyond (was in LOVE w/ Bremerton as I am Norwegian).

The moment I drove onto Bainbridge, I burst into tears. It was the oddest thing....but I felt like I had come......home. So, I drove back every day.....went to the school district, and actually (when back home) went through the whole process of applying for a couple of teaching jobs there. Mygawd - the starting pay was outrageously low - state of WAshington started, at that time, at around 16K :blink: (I did not care - just had to be there).

Anywho - they never even called me, of course......and here I am...........

but - I think it's one of my most favorite places I've ever been in the US.......I'm supposed to be living there........how in hell will I get there?

can I live in that parking stall?

:)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
can I live in that parking stall?

:)

We could get your own of those bathrooms job-johhny things where when you go in, the glass fogs up but while you are sitting in there you can see everyone clear as day!

jerseyangel Proficient
And what would it do to your reputation to drive up with a carload of inebriated, banged up sillies each demanding a unique diet?

:lol::lol:

We might be normal opposed to them.....scary huh?

Us--considered normal....yes, scary :o:P

I didn't send you and Jess the pics cuz I wasn't sure who wanted to be tortured by my pictures. Consider yourselves TORTURED (and I'll be happy to torture anyone else via email :lol::D )

Thanks Bevvie--I got my board and email all confuzzled :blink: So what else is new..... :unsure:

Wanna open an interior decorating business together? B)

The moment I drove onto Bainbridge, I burst into tears. It was the oddest thing....but I felt like I had come......home.

Wow--isn't that something? :rolleyes: Another Sillie real-world connection! :D

I made piss-getti and meatballs last night.....Edna shot to heck, but it was good!! :P I actually got the Tinkyada to al dente--something that alludes me most times.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
I made piss-getti and meatballs last night

LOL!!!! Loving it!

elye Community Regular

I wanna go to Seattle... . ...to Bainbridge..... . .....!!!

...Hmmmmm......that's a long hike for us North Easterners.

Someday! :)

tom Contributor
.....there is nothing worse than a trapped Phart!

Olympic Phart Trapping!

There we go ....degree of difficulty .. Hmmmm :wacko:

Jestgar Rising Star
but - I think it's one of my most favorite places I've ever been in the US.......I'm supposed to be living there........how in hell will I get there?

:)

Let me know when you're coming. I'll throw the roommate out :) (Or you can have the couch anytime)

Bev, you take incredible pictures.

Em, once Susie gets here we'll drive up the hill and meet you in Victoria, deal?

jerseyangel Proficient
Let me know when you're coming. I'll throw the roommate out :) (Or you can have the couch anytime)

Bev, you take incredible pictures.

Em, once Susie gets here we'll drive up the hill and meet you in Victoria, deal?

:(

I'm jealous (pout face--stamping foot)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I too am a jealous silly.....

Degree of Difficulty???? Hmmm, depends on how far trapped it is....and the position you must assume to get Phull Release....LOL

We could have the Phart Olympics....

Be judged on length, sound.....smell!!! :P

tom Contributor
From me mum . . .

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

:lol:

We don't have Wegmans out west either, I don't even have Trader Joes :angry: I'm stuck here in the middle only with ma Whole Foods.......

How about Sprouts? Loved that store in AZ & I think CO has some.

:lol::lol: Julie, I was thinking just the same thing....it has struck me as rather amusing. I've always thought this about the luge... .. . what were they thinking, thirty years ago?

I think since the Winter Games have that skiing/shooting biathlon, the Summer Games should have Horseback Archery!

(No dismount to shoot tho . ..full gallop, like the movies ;) )

elye Community Regular

Bev, yer pics are beautiful! Olympic Gold in photography goes to our Beaverly..... :):)

Em, once Susie gets here we'll drive up the hill and meet you in Victoria, deal?

Oh, I am SO there! Been to Vancouver, but not Vic. Hear it's beautiful. Yes, we'll rendezvous there! :):)

I'm jealous (pout face--stamping foot)

Patti, you come due north up here, and we'll head out west together.

Degree of Difficulty???? Hmmm, depends on how far trapped it is....and the position you must assume to get Phull Release....LOL

:lol::lol:

Yes, deductions for poor positioning....

Could you enter as a pairs team?

Synchronized pairs? :lol: Now, that'd be a trick....... . .. . .

I think since the Winter Games have that skiing/shooting biathlon, the Summer Games should have Horseback Archery!

(No dismount to shoot tho . ..full gallop, like the movies ;) )

You Yanks would clean up the golds......you've got all the cowboys.... ;):D

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti, you come due north up here, and we'll head out west together.

Thanks Em, I feel much better now..... :rolleyes:

And don't think I won't come--winter, remember? I'm goin' skating with Sophie :D

curlyfries Contributor
:lol::lol: Julie, I was thinking just the same thing....it has struck me as rather amusing. I've always thought this about the luge... .. . what were they thinking, thirty years ago?

Let's have ONE guy, and make him LIE DOWN on the sled. Wait! Better - - we'll also have a DOUBLE, where TWO GUYS lie on the sled, one above the other!"

Robin Williams wondered the same thing............you should watch his stand-up routine about it. I won't post the link, because I don't want to be responsible for warping your minds :unsure: ......(and I'm afraid I might get warned :ph34r: cuz he uses some really foul language :rolleyes: )

Anyway.....you can find it by googling Robin Williams luge and click on the youtube link...............awesome!!!!!!!!!!

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