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Guest melannen
Guest melannen
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Who can forget George running from the bathroom to the phone, with his pants around his ankles, falling face first on the floor--and Jerry walks in and says "and you want to be my new latex salesman!"

Say Vandelay! Say Vandelay! :lol:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Say Vandelay! Say Vandelay! :lol:

Yep--George at the unemployment office, and on the date with the woman's daughter--"if I need a drill bit, I'll call ya <_< ". That episode had so many great moments....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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AND YOU WANT TO BE MY LATEX SALESMAN :lol::lol::lol:

oh dear God.....my mom and I love Vindaloo Chicken...but we now call it Vandalay Industries chicken..... :lol::lol::lol:

Julie - Kramer didn't have a tan from Kenny's Roasters - but the light from the sign shining in his apartment - or, "the red planet" they were calling it, was bright red, and he wasn't sleeping, I think? so Jerry stayed there - couldn't sleep and I think that's when he thought he saw the little puppet/man running across the floor...."mr...???" what was the puppet's name? someone here will know..... :lol::lol::lol:

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happygirl
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I am laughing over demon braces (because thats what I thought at first!) and 250 lb miracle whip man. EWWWWWWWWW.

Carla, I hope your braces ease up on you!

xoxo

Guest melannen
Guest melannen
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AND YOU WANT TO BE MY LATEX SALESMAN :lol::lol::lol:

oh dear God.....my mom and I love Vindaloo Chicken...but we now call it Vandalay Industries chicken..... :lol::lol::lol:

Julie - Kramer didn't have a tan from Kenny's Roasters - but the light from the sign shining in his apartment - or, "the red planet" they were calling it, was bright red, and he wasn't sleeping, I think? so Jerry stayed there - couldn't sleep and I think that's when he thought he saw the little puppet/man running across the floor...."mr...???" what was the puppet's name? someone here will know..... :lol::lol::lol:

I think it was Mr. Marbles??

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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Hey guys and girls:

As many may have noticed, I am a constant lurker here. I have not posted much at all (don't want to offend anyone, sheesh). By the way, Steve and I kissed and made up. Guess I'm safe here :rolleyes:

You all just crack me up and Richard is the funniest, whitiest guy around. I just love to read his posts. The construction worker with the thongs had me laughing all day and his presentation....all too perfect. :lol:

Has anyone asked him what his user name means, or if obvious and I don't get it, or has it been asked before.

Thanks for entertaining me.

Lisa

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Lisa--it's Latin for "Poison Wheat". :)

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Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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Cool.....and what about the quote under his name, in latin?

Guest melannen
Guest melannen
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No soup for you!!

:lol:

You can't eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I think it was Mr. Marbles??

that's right...you're close.....Mr. Marple? :lol:

"COME BACK ONE YEAR!!!" :angry::lol:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
TriticusToxicum
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"...they're REAL and they're SPECTACULAR!"

FYI - Nolite id cogere, cape malleum majorem = "Don't force it, get a bigger hammer" (woodworking humor) (dork humor) (woodworking dork humor)

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DingoGirl
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"...they're REAL and they're SPECTACULAR!"

FYI - Nolite id cogere, cape malleum majorem = "Don't force it, get a bigger hammer" (woodworking humor) (dork humor) (woodworking dork humor)

:lol::lol::lol:

wait....it was MR. MARPLES :lol:

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lonewolf
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Carla - sorry your demon braces hurt. I had braces from ages 9-12 and then again from 37-39 (a month shy of 40). Mine hurt like heck for 2-3 days when I first got them on and then every time they'd be adjusted. Applesauce, canned pears and chicken broth were my friends. So unfair to not be able to eat yogurt and ice cream!

I worked today and couldn't catch up on all the reading, but tried to hit the funny highlights. You're all hysterical!

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Carla - sorry your demon braces hurt. I had braces from ages 9-12 and then again from 37-39 (a month shy of 40). Mine hurt like heck for 2-3 days when I first got them on and then every time they'd be adjusted. Applesauce, canned pears and chicken broth were my friends. So unfair to not be able to eat yogurt and ice cream!

I worked today and couldn't catch up on all the reading, but tried to hit the funny highlights. You're all hysterical!

Thanks for the food suggestions. I went to choir practice tonight, it hurt very much to play my flute ...

Doc wants me eating lots of protein .... I had chicken broth tonight, I might be eating a lot of scrambled eggs, avocados and over-cooked carrots!!

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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"...they're REAL and they're SPECTACULAR!"

FYI - Nolite id cogere, cape malleum majorem = "Don't force it, get a bigger hammer" (woodworking humor) (dork humor) (woodworking dork humor)

Wood working, it has a place in our house.

My husband, retired, makes humidors and various boxes and sells them. Some bring him attic flooring and ask that he make boxes out of the home wood., for their children .

Wish I had your translation earlier, I could have used it. :) Please keep me laughing. :)

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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Wood working, it has a place in our house.

My husband, retired, makes humidors and various boxes and sells them. Some bring him attic flooring and ask that he make boxes out of the home wood., for their children .

Wish I had your translation earlier, I could have used it. :) Please keep me laughing. :) You are soooo funny.

I

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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If anyone wants to contact Vincent, you can find him here--

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Just another reminder.... Gray's Anatomy... tonight! And yes...yes...yes... Alex and Izzy are my two favorite characters... :o:lol::ph34r:

Yep--I'll be watching :D I like Izzy, too.

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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This is who I'm sending to tame Susie's garden:

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In fact, I may have to personally escort him myself! He can just talk in his low, gravelly accent and the weeds will just mely away!

Carla- I'm sorry your braces hurt- I remember that all to well! Hug, B

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TriticusToxicum
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This is who I'm sending to tame Susie's garden:

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In fact, I may have to personally escort him myself! He can just talk in his low, gravelly accent and the weeds will just mely away!

Carla- I'm sorry your braces hurt- I remember that all to well! Hug, B

Does he remind anybody else of Brad Pitt's older brother?

I don't think Steven will be pleased with the "company". I think he took the dingo's for sushi last night. :huh:

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Mtndog
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Does he remind anybody else of Brad Pitt's older brother?

I don't think Steven will be pleased with the "company". I think he took the dingo's for sushi last night. :huh:

Yes, Brad Pitt's much hotter, sultrier older bro! Steven is no match for Benicio of the Bull! Grrr!

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Carla- I'm sorry your braces hurt- I remember that all to well! Hug, B

Thanks. I can't imagine actually eating ...

Canadian Karen Community Regular
Canadian Karen
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Sorry, he does nothing for me.....

TriticusToxicum Explorer
TriticusToxicum
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Yes, Brad Pitt's much hotter, sultrier older bro! Steven is no match for Benicio of the Bull! Grrr!

Me thinks you do not want to test Mr. Segal...He may be fat, but did i mention he's also CRAZY? (not Gary Busey crazy, but in the same neighborhood)

Now this guy could help in the garden AND lift heavy objects...

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/cansecocrazyshirt.webp

Not to mention he has his own line of clothes. :blink:

Canadian Karen Community Regular
Canadian Karen
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Ewwww...... He looks like Jose Canseco! Yuck!

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