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Okay, It's Confirmed, I Have A Sick Sense Of Humour!

Canadian Karen

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Canadian Karen
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If I were one to believe in re-incarnation, I would swear that Nancy Grace is the re-incarnation of this journalist!

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Rachel--24
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If I were one to believe in re-incarnation, I would swear that Nancy Grace is the re-incarnation of this journalist!

LMAO!!

Yeah...I must have a sick mind too cuz that was HILARIOUS!! :lol:

OMG...how many times did he say that she was burnt, charred, dried up, burning to death amongst piteous screams! WOAH! We would never read something like that now! :blink:

Totally Nancy Grace in her previous life! :lol:

tiredofdoctors Enthusiast
tiredofdoctors
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If I were one to believe in re-incarnation, I would swear that Nancy Grace is the re-incarnation of this journalist!

ROFLMAO :lol::lol::lol:

Absolutely!! I can hear that WAY too southern voice enjoying saying every word of the burned to a crisp . . . . !!!!

That was GREAT.

And yes, I did QUICKLY catch on to the Kentucky Fried Chicken reference . . . . . . <_<

Hugs back,

Lynne

Nantzie Collaborator
Nantzie
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Okay guys...

I'm a little worried about my mental health because I'm now seriously craving Kentucky Fried Chicken for the first time in months. And if I'm being honest, it's the Extra Crispy that I'm craving. :ph34r:

:lol::lol::lol:

Nancy

Rusla Enthusiast
Rusla
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Would you like that biggie sized. Please drive to the bottom of the stairs and pick up your extra crispy charred corpse...er chicken. It is gluten-free as kerosine kills gluten.

Nantzie Collaborator
Nantzie
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Would you like that biggie sized. Please drive to the bottom of the stairs and pick up your extra crispy charred corpse...er chicken. It is gluten-free as kerosine kills gluten.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Nancy

tiredofdoctors Enthusiast
tiredofdoctors
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Would you like that biggie sized. Please drive to the bottom of the stairs and pick up your extra crispy charred corpse...er chicken. It is gluten-free as kerosine kills gluten.

EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!! I am SO ashamed of good old Colonel Sanders! His memory will never be the same again . . . .

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nikki-uk
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OMG!!! How did it get from dead burnt body to everyone lamenting the loss of KFC !!!

:lol::lol::lol:

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lovegrov
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Many folks these days (particularly those on the extremes of both sides) complain bitterly about how biased or opinionated the news is today. Some complain articles are too graphic. Although it's not political in nature, this article shows that today's writing is much, much more blalanced than it used to be. In the not too distant past, reporters were expected to add their own opinions and observations and to provide fairly graphic detail that would never be printed today.

richard

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JackieM
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Slow news days, probably detail filled up the the local newspaper. Poor woman, but I agree, that was way too much information!

My mom had a cousin that was blown up in an outhouse, back (I'm guessing here) the 1930's-early 1940's should catch it. She had gone out to use the outhouse, and unfortunately not realizing that methane gas and lit cigarettes do not mix, when she tossed it down the hole, up went the outhouse like the 4th of July. What a way to go. No disrepect, but hey...can you imagine reading the newspaper obit? OMG :blink:

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Mtndog
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The body was fried up nice and crispy with forty seven different herbs and spices. They carefully removed for fear of the joints falling apart. Her husband fearing the worst, was out of his mind at losing his former inmate and wife.

Rusla- You need to start writing and publishing satire NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are a freaking hoot! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Karen- We have ALL loved your sick sex, I mean sense, of humor for a long long long time!

tiredofdoctors Enthusiast
tiredofdoctors
Posted

Karen: Speaking of what Bev just said, is Terry out of the doghouse yet? I found the CUTEST little tin of Altoids yesterday :o , but was reluctant to purchase for fear that he's spending all of 2007 there!!!!! :lol:

Hugs,

Lynne :wub:

stef-the-kicking-cuty Enthusiast
stef-the-kicking-cuty
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What does this mean "his mind would give way"? Apparently I'm not as good in old-english as I thought. Does this mean, they were afraid, he would go crazy? Well, after he read this article in the newspaper he probably did :blink: !

Stef

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bluejeangirl
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When they told him she burned to death, he then almost lost his mind? How could he expected anything else when he

left her burning ran around in the streets and then taking the time to knock the door down to find her and the whole basement engulfed in flames. I wonder if Nancy would in her cynical tone suspect him of murder.... :o

C'mon lol

Thanks Karen for a good laugh

Gail

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DingoGirl
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My mom had a cousin that was blown up in an outhouse, back (I'm guessing here) the 1930's-early 1940's should catch it. She had gone out to use the outhouse, and unfortunately not realizing that methane gas and lit cigarettes do not mix, when she tossed it down the hole, up went the outhouse like the 4th of July. What a way to go. No disrepect, but hey...can you imagine reading the newspaper obit? OMG :blink:

:o OH my Lord! Yes, can you imagine the obit.

Extremely amusing news article (style, not content - it's quite grizzly!!)......I miss obits that still, until rather recently, gave some information on cause of death.

Losing his mind......oh dear gawd...... :lol:

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mtdawber
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My mom had a cousin that was blown up in an outhouse, back (I'm guessing here) the 1930's-early 1940's should catch it. She had gone out to use the outhouse, and unfortunately not realizing that methane gas and lit cigarettes do not mix, when she tossed it down the hole, up went the outhouse like the 4th of July. What a way to go. No disrepect, but hey...can you imagine reading the newspaper obit? OMG :blink:

I can so picture the OBIT... way too funny... what a warped sense of humour I have (and I guess you all do too)... I love it

Viola 1 Rookie
Viola 1
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:lol::lol: This thread has got to be the best entertainment! Rusla, you are just too funny! :lol: My hubby thinks I've gone nuts laughing at the computer. :lol:

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