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nikki-uk Enthusiast
OMG - - I have a canker sore on the side of my tongue......major speech impediment - - way too painful to talk!!!!!!!!!! good Lord - any help for this? My college roommate, the very tame and proper mother of three, told me to get quite drunk. :lol: Well, I suppose at least in that case it wouldn't BOTHER me so much....... :blink:

Well it is the potentially most interesting advice i think :lol:

Rinsing your mouth with salt water??...Corsodyl mouth wash??? (do you have that?)


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elye Community Regular
Ok - MUST interupt on the sauce debate as I be a native from whence it came :lol:

It's spelt worcestershire sauce (one 'H')

Pronounced (by the natives) wooster - sheer sauce

I wanted to visit Wooster-sheer when we were across the pond in the summer, as the town of Lye is there...Apparently my namesakes started up the village a million years ago. I'm sure it's quite an...interesting...place, with my ancestors all over the place.. :rolleyes:

It's hard to resist cuddling with my furball too. He keeps me warm and sometimes he kneeds his paws into my back so it is like having a massage too.

It's such adorable, but curious, behavior. Why on earth do they do this?

EMILY!!!!!! How can you function without it???????? Ours is called Lea and Perrins.....

Susie!! I am certain that the stuff I was buying was Lea and Perrins. It definitely had wheat in it...perhaps they chock it full of our biggest natural resource here in Canada, but not in the States?

:lol: Must have been that North Umberland MIL.............

...Gad...That North Umberland MIL....Four more days....

....But who's counting?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
It's such adorable, but curious, behavior. Why on earth do they do this?

....But who's counting?

John told me it feels good them...almost like a turn on...Ours really likes fleece blankets.

Jestgar Rising Star

WooooHooo!! A guy across the hall just came over to ask me what/where gluten free foods he should get for a friend coming to a dinner party! (I suggested Trader Joes and a new pot for the rice he's cooking)

I guess being obnoxious about what you're eating at parties CAN make a difference.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
It's hard to resist cuddling with my furball too. He keeps me warm and sometimes he kneeds his paws into my back so it is like having a massage too.

It's such adorable, but curious, behavior. Why on earth do they do this?

When they are kittens they paw and knead their Mum's boobies ( :lol: ) to help her milk come in

I wanted to visit Wooster-sheer when we were across the pond in the summer, as the town of Lye is there...Apparently my namesakes started up the village a million years ago. I'm sure it's quite an...interesting...place, with my ancestors all over the place.. :rolleyes:

I have heard rumoUrs about that place :rolleyes:

Susie!! I am certain that the stuff I was buying was Lea and Perrins. It definitely had wheat in it...perhaps they chock it full of our biggest natural resource here in Canada, but not in the States?

Emily, are Lea & Perrin's playing a cruel joke on the Common Wealther's ???

...Gad...That North Umberland MIL....Four more days....

....But who's counting?

...but, she is more amenable after smoking the yeti scat I hear :blink:

psawyer Proficient

Worcestershire sauce has been discussed here a few times. The Lea & Perrins sold in Canada is made here by E. D. Smith under license, and contains malt vinegar. The one sold in the US is gluten free, but not the one available in Canada.

It has been reported that 'Wizard' brand, made by Edward and Sons is available in some stores in Canada, but I have never seen it. It is an organic product, so you might find it in specialty stores.

Gravy and shortbread updates will follow.

jerseyangel Proficient

See? I knew Peter had all the worchestershire facts :D


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
See? I knew Peter had all the worchestershire facts :D

Patti, Patti, one 'H' please ;) ,else the pro-nun-ci-a-shun is impossible :blink::unsure::lol:

(Tis a mind boggling word indeed)

psawyer Proficient

I posted the recipe we use for gluten-free shortbread in the recipes section.

I'd post it here too, but some moderator would whack me for spamming the board with duplicate posts! :D:lol:

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CarlaB Enthusiast

Yeah, the moderators are really on top of keeping this thread in line!

Jestgar Rising Star
See? I knew Peter had all the worchestershire facts :D

Patti, Patti, one 'H' please ;)

Yeah Patti get it right: worchestersire

one 'H'

:)

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti, Patti, one 'H' please ;) ,else the pro-nun-ci-a-shun is impossible :blink::unsure::lol:

(Tis a mind boggling word indeed)

Oops--I forgot :ph34r:

I'd post it here too, but some moderator would whack me for spamming the board with duplicate posts! :D:lol:

Not me--I didn't see nuthin :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Susie!! I am certain that the stuff I was buying was Lea and Perrins. It definitely had wheat in it...perhaps they chock it full of our biggest natural resource here in Canada, but not in the States?

'tis true!!!!!!!!!!! HERE, no wheat......Canada.......wheat or, is it barley malt (equally evil)? BUGGER that!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

So.......IS the MIL more amenable when she smokes the yeti scat? :lol: BTW do the kids like her? is she fun, in any way?

Just made me think....mygawd......your husband must have a fantastic accent.......reminds me of my great yearning for a Scottish boyfriend............A BIG, BURLY, TELEPHONE-POLE-THROWING SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: WHERE IS HE?????????

Patti, Patti, one 'H' please ;) ,else the pro-nun-ci-a-shun is impossible

(Tis a mind boggling word indeed)

:lol: I can spell anything........can't spell that word to save my life.....ever

I'd post it here too, but some moderator would whack me for spamming the board with duplicate posts! :D:lol:

*snort* .....I was just about to say..........

Yeah, the moderators are really on top of keeping this thread in line!

......what SHE said!!!!!!! :lol:

Yeah Patti get it right: worchestersire

one 'H'

:lol:

Not me--I didn't see nuthin :D

:lol:

oh my gaaaaaaaaaawd........sillies......help me........I cannot stop eating today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:o:ph34r:

I've got more of the veeeeeeery dangerous and evil Trader Joe's french salt caramels........HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This would be my, uh, third batch in two weeks :ph34r:

Emily - send the yeti - - HE can stop me.....I'll put him in charge of monitoring my food intake for a week or two............he can sleep in the kitchen and administer stern admonishment in the middle of hte night if I try to get up and sneak more of the caramels.............. :huh:

elye Community Regular
John told me it feels good them...almost like a turn on...Ours really likes fleece blankets.

Mygawd...I suppose it's okay for little animals such as cats to find stimulation in such a way, but you wouldn't want to see any big creatures partaking in such a way on blankets...or backsides.

...Like our yeti... :o

Is this part of large, bipedal creature habitual behavior?! Hell, I'm putting away my fleecy blankets!

WooooHooo!! A guy across the hall just came over to ask me what/where gluten free foods he should get for a friend coming to a dinner party! (I suggested Trader Joes and a new pot for the rice he's cooking)

I guess being obnoxious about what you're eating at parties CAN make a difference.

Way to go, Jess.... :lol:

I have heard rumoUrs about that place :rolleyes:

Such an unromantic sound...The town of Lye...

I much prefer Murphy Ridge...! :)

...but, she is more amenable after smoking the yeti scat I hear :blink:

Gawd, I just wish she'd start smokin' something... :lol:<_<

It has been reported that 'Wizard' brand, made by Edward and Sons is available in some stores in Canada, but I have never seen it. It is an organic product, so you might find it in specialty stores.

Gravy and shortbread updates will follow.

Thanks, Peter! That takes care of the W. Sauce. Now, I've got some dog food ingredient questions that I willl sneakily frame into a silly post a bit later. Just a friendly warning... :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Mygawd...I suppose it's okay for little animals such as cats to find stimulation in such a way, but you wouldn't want to see any big creatures partaking in such a way on blankets...or backsides.

...Like our yeti... :o

Is this part of large, bipedal creature habitual behavior?! Hell, I'm putting away my fleecy blankets!

:lol: OMG - did I tell you about my mom's um, very RANDY kitten? good Lord.....Georgie is about 8 months old....she had him neutered at whatever age you're supposed to - - but, one of his testicles had not descended, and so remained inside. GOOD GAWD.......he was exhibiting his, er, very aroused state of behavior by means of: raping the other two cats that live there :blink: and also by "finding stimulation" on all sorts of inanimate objects......the tv control, every kind of blanket, my mom's forearm, whatever. :huh:

so.......the vet did finally perform surgery to, fully neuter the poor devil.....and now he is quite a bit more manageable.

But sometimes......it did get quite funny.....but also could be quite gross - I"ll spare you the details :blink::lol:

happygirl Collaborator
See? I knew Peter had all the worchestershire facts :D

I think he knows everything about gluten, not limited to w. sauce (not even attempting to spell it) :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I think he knows everything about gluten, not limited to w. sauce (not even attempting to spell it) :)

Good girl

Now, Peter has all the facts???? ..Mmmm....have many questions....but where to start??....

elye Community Regular
But sometimes......it did get quite funny.....but also could be quite gross - I"ll spare you the details :blink::lol:

What?! Details are being spared on this thread?!

...Gasp...Peter knows everything? Thank Gawd, at last!!...

Peter:

Why does the gynaecologist leave the room when a woman gets undressed?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotches when they ask where the bathroom is?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotches when they ask where the bathroom is?

*snoooooooort*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG - that just cracked me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AMANDA - still awaiting your answer about what I should get at Starbucks!!!!!!!!!! :P

Darn210 Enthusiast

Helloooo Sillies!!! It's me! Janet! Remember me???

I have been lost in rural Virginia for several days now. I had about 11 pages of reading to do before I posted and I am still on a sllllooooowww server. . . but it's better than it was the other day. Don't even have any silliness to contribute. Just wanted to let you know that I am still "listening" so you best not be talkin' smack about me.

Shall I share my secret of NOT gaining wait this Christmas? . . . Have someone bring a stomach virus to the Christmas celebration!!! So far 5 out of 10 have had it (me included). Two may have escaped just in time. Two took it with them (unbeknownst - is that how you spell that?) to Mexico (I feel sorry for the passengers on that plane). So far my hubby and kids have remained unaffected, unattacked, uncontaminated. We drive back to Indiana tomorrow . . . maybe they are saving it for the car ride.

I am really looking forward to getting back to my own home/bed/kitchen and I'm sure Tom can relate.

Peter, I posted on your gravy thread . . . I'm sure you followed my advice as the gravy was fantastic here this year. And more importantly I'm sure you didn't follow Sarah's hot jello gravy recipe. I noticed that Sarah has not been posting. Has she been lost in the postChristmas sale frenzy?

Peter . . . fair warning . . . I'm working on some questions for you, too. But let's start with this one:

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? And is it Ash, Cherry, Oak, or Pine?

I will have to reread and post some comments when I get home. Couldn't even check the links as this system is unbearably slow.

TaTa For Now.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Susie- I am so sorry I just got home. I had to do some Christmas shopping, we are celebrating with my family tomorrow and I needed to finish their shopping.

I would suggest getting any of the cold iced teas, they have green, black and passion fruit. Ask for the iced tea shaken lemonade and for it to be sweetened. I always get the black tea and John loves the passion fruit.

Hey everyone! We be crowning a new queen soon!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Helloooo Sillies!!! It's me! Janet! Remember me???

JANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was just about to ask where you were, and WHERE is Sarah?

Nice to see you, come back soon, and OMG, a virus?? :huh: yes.....weight loss method, to be sure.......

COME BACK SOON!!!!!!!!!!!! we have been extra silly. :P as always.

Susie- I am so sorry I just got home. I had to do some Christmas shopping, we are celebrating with my family tomorrow and I needed to finish their shopping.

I would suggest getting any of the cold iced teas, they have green, black and passion fruit. Ask for the iced tea shaken lemonade and for it to be sweetened. I always get the black tea and John loves the passion fruit.

Amanda :lol: not to worry you silly, won't be goign to Starbucks any time soon. So...this lemonade/tea concoction is safe? sounds YUMMY - can't wait to try it!

yes, new queen soon.......

OMG Gail's here......movie time..................and fresh crab!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

tom Contributor

Almoooooooost caught up .. ...

On to the W.Sauce!!!!!!!!!!!

Dad spent some early yrs in the States' very own Wooster, Worcester Mass.

But somehow, the unanimously agreed-upon pronounciation of w.sauce, where *I* grew up, was

**********wore-stir-shear********

Sure, only 2 out of 3 are wool-related . . .. . . .. .so far. :huh:

<pssst!>

<looks around> :rolleyes:

I'm working on a cotton candy & milkshake combo. My woolstir trademark application is pending.

(I'm switching to woooster-shear!!)

What are you .. ..H perfectionists.... .. . taunting the Mad PMer??

Emily,

Have you ever considered the origin of Lye <not the town> to have been more of an ancestral nickname, boUrne <not the ultimatum> of an ability to brandish an oh-so-caustic wit at will <not the cat> ?

Peter has all the facts?

Here's a 2-part question I need answers to. (Ack! Isn't 'to which I need answers' a bit long-winded?)

All too regularly, in the states, I see/hear minor attempts at humoUr, which start or end w/ the phrase "Only in America".

1) Do the majority of members of the UN Security Council have their own national versions of this phrase w/ humourous intent?

2) Does most of N. America think this is inclusive or just wrong?

jerseyangel Proficient
Yeah, the moderators are really on top of keeping this thread in line!

:ph34r:

Yeah Patti get it right: worchestersire

one 'H'

:)

:D One "H"--I think I got it....

Why does the gynaecologist leave the room when a woman gets undressed?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotches when they ask where the bathroom is?

Hee Hee

Helloooo Sillies!!! It's me! Janet! Remember me???

Janet!!! I was wondering about you and Sarah. Glad you checked in but sorry you were sick over the holiday :(

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Lemonade Tea is safe and I have not had problems, I drink them everyday....a very expensive habit.. :o

Hi Janet!!! Virginia is close to me and Patti! Road Trip!

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