The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Green12]

So this is funny....

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Darn it, I missed it! It's not working now...

Our very odd mail carrier passed this info onto me when he saw our Morning Glories in our yard this summer. I kept an eye on him every day after to make sure he wasn't slinking around our flower garden.

I had a very odd mail carrier also a few years back, actually he gave me the bejeebies. I told my mom if anything ever happened to me look into the mail man.

[tom]

So I have discovered that Ezra has NAMED Optimus Prime's gun.... and her name is Fifi (FeeFee?)

The gun is a she?

Oh wait . . .is La Pistola correct?

[Mango04]

Darn it, I missed it! It's not working now...

It's okay, you didn't miss much.

Just a typical myspace pic of a girl (ya know, self photographed at a fancy angle...an attempt to seduce and wow multiple myspace strangers), but um, her toilet is in the background, and well...she clearly does not live by the whole "if it's brown flush it down" part of the mantra.

[Darn210]

Darn it, I missed it! It's not working now...

Julie, take another look . . . on the page it takes you to, look to the right for a box with the title "Recent Blog Posts". Then click on the entry that says something like "AJ files - NOT sexy myspace pic"

[Jestgar]

on the page it takes you to, look to the right for a box with the title "Recent Blog Posts". Then click on the entry that says something like "AJ files - NOT sexy myspace pic"

eeeeewwwwww

[Mtndog]

ALL HAIL OUR NEW QUEEN SARAH!!!!!!!!!

I say we all belch in unison...then high 5 to celebrate

Lets not forget people...in our quest to rid Amanda of eeeeevil neighboUrs..... Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.........

:lol:

BLECH! Burp! Belch!

Sillies,

the morning has not started out well. Work is great but before work was not. Every morning I lay on my couch until we are ready to leave the house. I am ready for work more quickly than John was. Lucky was laying on my pillow with me, like he does every morning. We got ready to leave the house and I picked Lucky up. For some reason, he bit me, right under my eye. I have no idea why. I had blood streaming down my face and from the surprise of it all, I started to cry.

Everyone's taking it in the pants today- Amanda, Susie. Ouch!

"excuse me," I knocked, w/ a broad but eeeeeee-ville smile........and the window rolled down. "I guess you dropped this, and oh BTW, there's a $500 fine for littering in the state of California. Thank you!" and trotted merrily away.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE this!!!!!!!!!

Am I the only female who isn't all ga ga over George Clooney???

No, I think he's handsome aesthetically but I have NEVER been gaga over him. Give me someone a little rougher around the edges.

OMGawd Do I see what I think I see in that toilet????

Ew-w-w-w-w-----sexy it is not!

Oh man...I missed it!!!!!

Did you know Morning Glory seeds are hallucinogenic?

"What?" she says as colors begin to twirl around her and Angus starts to shimmer.

They don't call 'em Morning Glories for nuthin'!!!!!!!

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[jerseyangel]

No, I think he's handsome aesthetically but I have NEVER been gaga over him. Give me someone a little rougher around the edges.

Yes!!!! Exactamundo

[Green12]

Julie, take another look . . . on the page it takes you to, look to the right for a box with the title "Recent Blog Posts". Then click on the entry that says something like "AJ files - NOT sexy myspace pic"

Janet, DARN210, I just realized I said "Darn It" and you came running to the rescue

For future references, is that how we can get your attention??

Ok I saw it, I saw the doodie

I am not ga ga for George Clooney either. I think he's very very nice looking, BUT I am just not that in to him.

[elye]

This reminds me of something strange I learned a few months ago that I have been meaning to pass on. Did you know Morning Glory seeds are hallucinogenic? Our very odd mail carrier passed this info onto me when he saw our Morning Glories in our yard this summer. I kept an eye on him every day after to make sure he wasn't slinking around our flower garden.

Wow....dunno if I have any of those in my garden. This may explain the very freaked-out rabbits that careen through my yard from time to time....and the one that came right up to Gus last summer, as he stood there, shaking with uncontrollable excitement and disbelief. That bunny was looking at him like he was his long-lost mommy or something.....

And discussing perhaps the most universally applicable Natural Law known to Man (so far, of course); Entropy RuLeS.

Rapunzal Rapunzal!! Hast thine locks becometh cableable?

Or:

"Hey, man! Don' go scrappin' that ol' Chev! It's, like, totally cabable!"

[CarlaB]

Did you know Morning Glory seeds are hallucinogenic?

Funny, I haven't been reading here much, but happened onto this ....

When I picked my son up from having his wisdom teeth pulled, he was chattering away, stoned out of his mind from anesthesia. He was chattering about some friends who were going to buy morning glory seeds at the hardware store for this very purpose.

I asked if I had ever met these friends, and he said, of course not, he'd never introduce me to these kinds of kids.

Thankfully, I'm quite sure he never sees them outside of school .....

I mentioned this conversation to him later and he just about died ... he couldn't believe he told me that!

[DingoGirl]

I definitely have a FOOL intolerance. Foolish people are quite irritating and I think can even lead to dry heaves in extreme cases!

a bit of a typo. I didn't even have the energy to correct it.

Yes!!!! Exactamundo

Wait......George IS in fact a bit rough around the edges. Isn't he? I mean, he's not like Brad P - - -

in the middle of taht sentence I realized I hadn't the energy to finish it or even make my argument.

"Hey, man! Don' go scrappin' that ol' Chev! It's, like, totally cabable!"

what in hell are you two talking about..........

wait..........again.......haven't the energy to care.

What I REALLY need is Patti's husband to show up with a laptop and some tea.

back to bed.

My throat, head, nose, ears (eustachian tubes, to be precise) lungs are going to...implode? Explode?

bah...............

[DingoGirl]

p.s.

OMG - I do have in my possession a bag of some morning glory seeds, someplace. Alex, am wondering how to eat them. Pop them into my mouth whole, crush them up, cut them in half - what IS the technique?

At least if I"m miserable, I should have FUN whilst doing it.

[Judyin Philly]

Amanda..........are you and John still safe at your apt?

Susie Q............your sick............I'm sorry.

the LOSTIES...........NEVER WATCHED IT............CAN SOME ONE FILL ME IN........

DON'T THINK I COULD EVER FIGURE IT OUT.............

[Ridgewalker]

Optimus Prime is the badass leader of the Autobots-- the good guy Transformers!!! He is most definitely not poodle-like, and I have no clue why Ez decided on FeeFee for his gun.

He is indeed learning a little Spanish in preschool...

Susie, soooooo sorry you are feeling so poorly. Hopefully you'll be doing better by the weekend.

BTW, I saw the Sexy MySpace pic. Unbelievable! (I noticed the problem IMMEDIATELY.)

[Darn210]

Optimus Prime is the badass leader of the Autobots-- the good guy Transformers!!! He is most definitely not poodle-like, and I have no clue why Ez decided on FeeFee for his gun.

My kids name all their stuff animals (& Webkinz if you know what those are) and they often pick names that "go with" the type of animal they are . . . the frog is named Hoppy, the Poodle is named Curly . . . you get the drift . . . I had to stop my daughter from naming the unicorn, Horny.

[Jestgar]

p.s.

OMG - I do have in my possession a bag of some morning glory seeds, someplace. Alex, am wondering how to eat them. Pop them into my mouth whole, crush them up, cut them in half - what IS the technique?

At least if I"m miserable, I should have FUN whilst doing it.

You'll need to get Carla to drug her son again so she can quiz him.

[tom]

. . . I had to stop my daughter from naming the unicorn, Horny.

I had a stuffed bulldog named Toro, which who my brother would call Garfunkel JUST to bug me. Da Noive!!

That was the 2nd worst thing he ever did to me.

Worst was calling me peanuthead after every haircut. (Mom favored the buzzcut)

Emily! "and purr" - Always loved that usage. Sure to elicit ( ) a smile.

[Ridgewalker]

My kids name all their stuff animals (& Webkinz if you know what those are) and they often pick names that "go with" the type of animal they are . . . the frog is named Hoppy, the Poodle is named Curly . . . you get the drift . . . I had to stop my daughter from naming the unicorn, Horny.

:lol:

Hey Janet.... I've been meaning to ask you for like, I dunno, months... how did you come up with your screen name???

I keep going back to the UnSexy MySpace pic, just in disbelief. You know, I have a VERY strong stomach. I'm going back to school to study nursing, and routinely watch surgeries on TV.

But there is something about that pic, I just don't know, it's hilarious but I threw up in my mouth a little.

[~alex~]

OMG - I do have in my possession a bag of some morning glory seeds, someplace. Alex, am wondering how to eat them. Pop them into my mouth whole, crush them up, cut them in half - what IS the technique?

At least if I"m miserable, I should have FUN whilst doing it.

I'm guessing some very high proof alcohol would be needed to extract the active chemical. Ummm . . . I think I need to need to leave it at that. I'm afraid this could all be misconstrued by someone who happens upon it . I'm not sure that every one on the outside understands that what happens in Sillyville is pretty much confined to our very active imaginations. I don't want to get kicked out of gluten-free world for looking like a morning glory pusher. That dang mail carrier of mine is going to get me into trouble!

[Green12]

My kids name all their stuff animals (& Webkinz if you know what those are) and they often pick names that "go with" the type of animal they are . . . the frog is named Hoppy, the Poodle is named Curly . . . you get the drift . . . I had to stop my daughter from naming the unicorn, Horny.

I know Webkinz, purchased many over Christmas for my nieces, and all the little matching outfits to go with them. Just what they needed, more crap But at least there is an educational angle to them.

How did you explain that "Horny" was an inappropriate name for the wee unicorn?

Judy, Lost is not explainable, even I don't understand it and I have watched it from the beginning

[elye]

OMG - I do have in my possession a bag of some morning glory seeds, someplace. Alex, am wondering how to eat them. Pop them into my mouth whole, crush them up, cut them in half - what IS the technique?

Susie, just throw 'em back whole...Although perhaps smashing them up may cause the hallucinogenic properties to be released more freely....

Do you have any rolling papers? How 'bout smoking them?

. . I had to stop my daughter from naming the unicorn, Horny.

I have often wondered about the origin of this word. Why a horn reference to describe this....feeling?

I had a stuffed bulldog named Toro, which who my brother would call Garfunkel JUST to bug me. Da Noive!!

...a stuffed bulldog named Toro, which who whom my brother would call....

(Couldn't resist completing the grammatical editing fer ya, Ptaum!)....

[Mango04]

But there is something about that pic, I just don't know, it's hilarious but I threw up in my mouth a little.

LOL Sorry guys.

I thought all you phart counters and flatulence drawers and, um...water conservationists would be able to handle it.

[Ridgewalker]

LOL Sorry guys.

I thought all you phart counters and flatulence drawers and, um...water conservationists would be able to handle it.

Oh I can handle it. I can TOTALLY handle it! Look, see, I'm going back to take another look right now!

(Muttering while walking away: I can handle the poop, oh yesseree bob... I'm no sissy, nuh uh... I can handle the poop...)

[Darn210]

:lol:

Hey Janet.... I've been meaning to ask you for like, I dunno, months... how did you come up with your screen name???

Hey, why are you pickin' on me?

You never asked "tom" or "juliem" that!!!

Oh.

What about "~alex~" or nikki-uk"?

Hmmmm.

Oh I can handle it. I can TOTALLY handle it! Look, see, I'm going back to take another look right now!

(Muttering while walking away: I can handle the poop, oh yesseree bob... I'm no sissy, nuh uh... I can handle the poop...)

Take a bucket . . . or better yet, take your husband so he can hold your hair.

[elye]

OMG!....

Was chatting with my dad this evening, as I'm accompanying him to the hospital tomorrow for day surgery (on his eye--nothing serious). I was filling him in on the latest news from Sillyville, and I always preface things by telling him that he is an honoUrary citizen. He was asking about what other subjects come up on different threads, and I said "everything from diabetes, to insomnia, to heinous neighboUrs, to cultish mineral makeup".

This peaked his interest, so I explained the amusing developments between Sillyville and EM, the kidnapping, the cult status, etc. He was astonished that over 50 pages could be devoted simply to cosmetics, and then his eyes suddenly twinkled (or one eye...his good one). He said, "A cosmetic cult. Do they have a leader?" I said that Mango is in place. He said, "Ah...too bad. You could have introduced my incredible persona from many years ago as your avatar. Boy, would he be perfect as a cosmetic cult leader". SO....I won't say any more...hoping my dad will have found a photo to give me, and we can all be the judge. This character's name was Gaylord Bolero. Dad tells me he looked exactly like a man(?) who would lead a bizzare sect.

Stay tuned....