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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Green12 Enthusiast
I have a much less manly mango displayed for you all now....

:lol::lol:

I LOVE this Mango :D


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Janet Dammit! :lol:

Nooooo . . . that would be my maiden name.

OMG - food allergies are AHEAD on teh Martha Stewart Poll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's because we all cheat and vote more than once a day.

Ridgewalker Contributor
A bit of snow on the ground, but the worst is yet to come.

And, yes, my brother Rob is famous. He is the author Robert J. Sawyer.

Off I go. Back this evening.

Oh, COOL! I luuuuuurve sci-fi. You know, I think my dad has one of his books, I'll have to go borrow it. :D

Ridgewalker Contributor

OMG I just thought a Janet's-last-name-guess that is soooo good, I'm not even gonna post it. I'm gonna go PM her and find out if I'm close. ;)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

PINCH, PUNCH, FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please excuse my tardiness..... t'is my youngest son's birthday...he's 13 yrs old today (new wii game to play!)

Unfortunately this now means I have THREE teenage boys in the house (NOT recommended :lol: )

This reminds me of something strange I learned a few months ago that I have been meaning to pass on. Did you know Morning Glory seeds are hallucinogenic?

WHAT?!?!?!

You tell me this NOW!!!....I had like :unsure: ... a BAZILLION seeds all over my garden and I swept them up and replanted them???

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh.......man, what a missed opportunity ;)

OMG - I do have in my possession a bag of some morning glory seeds, someplace. :lol: Alex, am wondering how to eat them. Pop them into my mouth whole, crush them up, cut them in half - what IS the technique?

YES!!! I need to know!!!!!!!! <pestle & mortar in hand..crushing seeds furiously>...into a cake mix me thinks :lol:

...but ONLY KIDDING...don't try this at home folks!!! ...............

:ph34r:

Susie's cold has morphed into man flu :o ......I'll send some morning glory cake chicken soup!!!!!!!!!!

Green12 Enthusiast
Susie's cold has morphed into man flu :o ......I'll send some morning glory cake chicken soup!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

Happy Birthday Nikki's boy!!!!

What a milestone birthday, the big 13, no longer a "tween" and now a teen :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Susie's cold has morphed into man flu :o ......I'll send some morning glory cake chicken soup!!!!!!!!!!

I'll take some morning glory cake or some of Susie's muskel relaxers . . . me back is killin' me. It's been a rough week. I bought a freezer chest. Hubby and I hauled in down to the basement. Unpackaged it. Found out that at some point in it's short life, it had been dropped (packaging was good, me thinks it happened at the factory). Hauled the freezer back up the stairs. Returned it to Lowes. Bought four new light fixtures instead - three of them ceiling fans. Was going to wait for husband to unload the van, but I had carpooling duty (not to be confused with Julie's reference to "dootie") and unloaded it myself and one of them was one too many. Now I'm walking like my mom.

Happy Birthday Nikki's youngest son!! Party On!

Oh and a :lol::lol::lol: to Uncle Ray.


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jerseyangel Proficient

Nikki--

Happy first day of the month to you :D Wish your son--which one is it? Not Alan--he's your middle child, right?- Martin?--a very Happy Birthday from the crazy Celiac lady across the pond!

Today is also my sister's birthday :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

So we ordered lunch in today to celebrate..Friday I am assuming. Man we were laughing so hard. I think we needed that. Sometimes spending all day talking about cancer takes its toll....

elye Community Regular

Happy Birthday, Nikki's little boy! (Wouldn't that just drive him nuts if he heard it?) :lol::P

massively sore throat.......fiery red - no white things yet. sorry, gross..... fever: 97.6

'

At least you haven't a fever, Susie...Pull Annie up to you and languish a'bed. Did your friend come with sick-person treats?

OMG I just thought a Janet's-last-name-guess that is soooo good, I'm not even gonna post it. I'm gonna go PM her and find out if I'm close. ;)

I'm dying to know your last name, Janet! Making me crazy....can you give another little hint? How about fashioning it into a word puzzle? Now, that's word/letter puzzle, NOT numbers/maths. I'd have no hope in hell... :rolleyes:

Now I'm walking like my mom.

:lol::lol: Truly not funny, Janet, but I hear you with the maternal walk. I suddenly will move like my mom after too much back/hamstring work, and it is not a place I want to be yet. ....Well.......at least I don't regularly sound like her.......yet.

Okay!! So I was so anxious to see this pic my dad dug up of G. Bolero, The Everday Mineral Grand Sect Leader, I headed out in this blizzard we are currently having to pick it up. Here we had cancelled his eye surgery due to the treacherous driving conditions, and I show up at his place, snow piled up on my back, knuckles white from some challenging steering/swerving. "Okay......Gotta see that pic". Well, I now remember this character. Uh.....indescribable. So I need to get my scanner going. Where are my computer-elite children when I need them?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Okay!! So I was so anxious to see this pic my dad dug up of G. Bolero, The Everday Mineral Grand Sect Leader, I headed out in this blizzard we are currently having to pick it up. Here we had cancelled his eye surgery due to the treacherous driving conditions, and I show up at his place, snow piled up on my back, knuckles white from some challenging steering/swerving. "Okay......Gotta see that pic". Well, I now remember this character. Uh.....indescribable. So I need to get my scanner going. Where are my computer-elite children when I need them?

Oh Yes!!!! We Must See!!! I went googling for Gaylord earlier but did not find him. Will he rival Mango's Mango?

elye Community Regular
Oh Yes!!!! We Must See!!! I went googling for Gaylord earlier but did not find him. Will he rival Mango's Mango?

Mygawd, he was just so...........insipid? Don't know the word. Gotta think of a good tag line to go with this av.

Scanner is not downloading it. But I'm close......

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I'll take some morning glory cake or some of Susie's muskel relaxers . . . me back is killin' me. It's been a rough week. I bought a freezer chest. Hubby and I hauled in down to the basement. Unpackaged it. Found out that at some point in it's short life, it had been dropped (packaging was good, me thinks it happened at the factory). Hauled the freezer back up the stairs. Returned it to Lowes. Bought four new light fixtures instead - three of them ceiling fans. Was going to wait for husband to unload the van, but I had carpooling duty (not to be confused with Julie's reference to "dootie") and unloaded it myself and one of them was one too many. Now I'm walking like my mom.

<premature post - not caught up>

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Dammit, is THAT where you are going to hide the dead bodies? in the freezer chest?

:o

:lol:

back to bed. carry on.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Guys this is the most dreary day. Pouring rain....a very cold rain, the temp is 36, just a few degrees above freezing...rain rain GO AWAY!!!!

Mtndog Collaborator
I saw the pic and thought the mangos were just... gorgeous :rolleyes::ph34r:

:lol: *must go find new av...* LOL

Now you know WHY you thought they were GORRRRRRgeous!!!!!!!!!! They were enGORGEd magos- all juicy and ripe for the pickin :P:ph34r:

I have a much less manly mango displayed for you all now....

it's Gaylord!!!!!! OMG- how much would you kill if someone named you gaylord (I actually know a female Gaylord). Dated a guy in college whose last name was Woodcock :rolleyes::ph34r:

Unfortunately this now means I have THREE teenage boys in the house (NOT recommended :lol: )

YES!!! I need to know!!!!!!!! <pestle & mortar in hand..crushing seeds furiously>...into a cake mix me thinks :lol:

Susie's cold has morphed into man flu :o ......I'll send some morning glory cake chicken soup!!!!!!!!!!

BRING on the MORNING GLORIES!!!!!!!!

Just so you know, here are the precautions to take:

Contraindications

* Do not operate heavy machinery. Do Not Drive.

* Do not use Morning Glory seeds when pregnant. LSD is closely related to LSD which is a uterine contractor that can increase risk of miscarriage during pregnancy.

* Individuals currently in the midst of emotional or psychological upheaval in their everyday lives should be careful about choosing to use psychedelics such as Morning Glory seeds as they can trigger even more difficulty. :lol: :lol: :lol:

* Individuals with a family history of early onset mental illness should be extremely careful as psychedelics have been known to trigger latent psychological and mental problems.

Mango04 Enthusiast
Mygawd, he was just so...........insipid? Don't know the word. Gotta think of a good tag line to go with this av.

Scanner is not downloading it. But I'm close......

An insipid Gaylord Bolero shall not take over as Fearless and Honourable Mineral Make-Up Grand Sect Leader .

And here I was picturing my nemesis...The Intrepid Mr. Gaylord, capable of taking over the world with his eye shadow duos and custom blush blends.

I am no longer intimidated.

elye Community Regular
An insipid Gaylord Bolero shall not take over as Fearless and Honourable Mineral Make-Up Grand Sect Leader .

And here I was picturing my nemesis...The Intrepid Mr. Gaylord, capable of taking over the world with his eye shadow duos and custom blush blends.

I am no longer intimidated.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Oh, Gawd....

Okay, it's downloaded. Now I have to shrink it to website-friendly size.....

tom Contributor
Dated a guy in college whose last name was Woodcock :rolleyes::ph34r:

Wondering what splintered that relationship :unsure::huh:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Wondering what splintered that relationship :unsure::huh:

Perhaps she tired of him crowin' about his attributes . . . his ingrained cockiness was too much . . . she tired of him lumbering about and gave him the boot.

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Oh, Gawd....

Okay, it's downloaded. Now I have to shrink it to website-friendly size.....

Can't WAIT to see this....

Wondering what splintered that relationship :unsure::huh:

:lol::lol::lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Wondering what splintered that relationship :unsure::huh:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

He never did crow about his attributes..was actually quite humbly handsome.....but someone else stole his Woodcock heart.

Green12 Enthusiast
.....but someone else stole his Woodcock heart.

So the Woodcock strayed, was unfaithful?

elye Community Regular

....Now, there is cult leader material.....

....Guess Gaylord Bolero should make an appearance in front of his followers...

:o:o:lol::lol:

tom Contributor
He never did crow about his attributes..was actually quite humbly handsome.....but someone else stole his Woodcock heart.

:lol:

. . . his ingrained .. . ...

:lol: ok we had splintered, now ingrained & lumbering . .. .so my turn is a 3? :wacko::lol:

Embarked in a knotty relationship, and unable to see the root of the problem, . . .. .

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol:

:lol: ok we had splintered, now ingrained & lumbering . .. .so my turn is a 3? :wacko::lol:

Embarked in a knotty relationship, and unable to see the root of the problem, . . .. .

:lol::lol::lol:

Don't forget that the cock was crowin'!!!

It was plane to see that he needed to leaf before she kicked his ash . . . but oh how he pined.

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