The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[DingoGirl]

Oh don't sell yourself short, Susie!!! If you're sleeping with both men and women, you're not just a plain old slut . . . you're a SLUT EXTRAODINAIRE!!!

:lol: Da 'ho of da 'hood.

It IS beautiful up there. (FYI for the non-californians: the Santa Cruz range is what's between the ocean & San Jose/South Bay/Palo Alto & up the peninsula. We see it every day)

CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT??????????? We have access to TWO cabins!!!!!!!!!!!!

no single sister, Ptaum. but I"m looking out for my friends - Jenn in particular.

must go walk Annie - - I am so cold today for some reason taht my fingernails are blue! And speaking of BLUE!!!!!!!! that blue man from Madera (20 minutes away) is on Oprah....he's nuts...............

[Darn210]

oh you big.........fat..........LIAR. This is an urban legend of the highest caliber. No weeners were damaged on toilet seats, and you Janet DARN well know it.

I can't believe you just called me . . . FAT!!!!!

[elye]

It IS beautiful up there. (FYI for the non-californians: the Santa Cruz range is what's between the ocean & San Jose/South Bay/Palo Alto & up the peninsula. We see it every day)

Oh, boy....does this sound beautiful......

...As I look out at the drifting snow squalls.....

[jerseyangel]

I can't tell you where I met him yet, but it was last summer......and you guys will die.

....desparately trying to think back to last summer..... Don't keep us hanging too long on this one.....

My grandma used to call her umbrella this...but she said BUMBERSHOOT. We'll have to confer with Nikki, as I vaguely remember it being an English expression.....

Yep--you all are right on the spelling--I just wrote what I remembered her saying.

...omG the sudden panic when realizing the tub had been 'filling' for 20-30min!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luckily the bathroom floor is a bit concave. Maybe 70% of the floor had an inch to inch & a half of water.

Coincidence...I think not

So......I think they've gone from thinking I'm a lesbian now (Gail and Jenn have sleepovers here to get out of their various oppressive housing states) to just a plain old SLUT

Ha--way to keep 'em guessing

Well we just got back from the Hospital and she is sooo cute! Lydia that is. She has a head full of dark brown hair. I love her.

She sounds adorable!

I JUST this very second.........after ALL THIS TIME...........just this VERY millisecond looked at Janet's user name - which I've always pronounced and seen as "Darn two-ten."

and JUST this minute........I realized that it's "darn tootin" and I am the biggest loser lame-brain that there is.

Not the biggest loser--I never got it till now either

[jerseyangel]

Hi Judy!!!

[Judyin Philly]

hi Patti

just had to pop on and see Amanda's news as a new auntie, So happy for you

and

I see if Susie Q spilled her guts yet..............man.............what a hold out she is

i want details.........................

Hi to the rest of the crew

j

[Green12]

Gah!!! there's no K in that word!!!! I must speak up lest all of Sillyville adopts it erroneously! (You already got Julie!)

The site has Skijoring, but I've heard of it as both Skijourning & Skijorning before.

Tom, do you not realized that the mispelled words, or typos, make the phunniest of words in the Vortex, crikeys the OMG thread has an entire dictionary of made up words.

I like Skijorking much better, that extra "k" gives it a little extra something.

Julie- I've been thinking this for awhile- I think we're related I love being an auntie too!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sister and BIL and FIL all refer to me as Auntie Mame....they were all over Sunday for Kurt';s birthday and somehow I went from sitting on the couch with the adults to upstairs judging the booty shaking competition on my bed with four kids. (ROLL EYES) (ROLL EYES)

Do they call you Auntie Bev too? I'm Auntie Julie

I think we are related, must be our childhood enthusiasm.......er immaturity??

A friend of mine called me the kid whisperer, because they just flock to me. I guess I speak their language and apparently so do you Auntie Mame

I have nothing to say, I just wanted to be # 10,000 to reply to this topic!!

SO glad you jumped in misdiagnosed, you missed it by that much!!

Well we just got back from the Hospital and she is sooo cute! Lydia that is. She has a head full of dark brown hair. I love her.

CUTE!!!!!

Is this your first niece/nephew Amanda?

I JUST this very second.........after ALL THIS TIME...........just this VERY millisecond looked at Janet's user name - which I've always pronounced and seen as "Darn two-ten."

and JUST this minute........I realized that it's "darn tootin" and I am the biggest loser lame-brain that there is.

This fact escaped me too, I hadn't picked up on that until you brought it up

Janet, such a clever girl

Hmmm, this throws a little curve in trying to figure out your last name.....you said it was a play on your last name......

Darn Tootin?

Darn Right?

You are correct sir?

Hell Yeah?

[jerseyangel]

Hell Yeah?

Julie

[tom]

Tom's bath flood coinciding with the 2000 post???........yes, it's only after the event you piece it all together......

2,000 posts....These things happen.

PEOPLE!!!!!! The rollover of the MSD (most significant digit) (or for the math-impaired, the two) can and will happen NUMerous times.

The matched 1999 is a singu-frrrrreakin-larity!!!!!!

(I'm afraid that'll be TRULY understood only by Janet, Jess & and mathletic kibbitzers)

The flood was yesterday, on 1999.

Today's 2000 has been uneventful thus far.

Well ok, I did almost get a drop of yolk on my fav sweater an hour ago.

I sh*t myself when I farted and I\'m worried it will eat through the chair!

*snort*

I'm glad it wasn't old hat to y'all.

When I read through it I had tears not halfway thru & and it just builds & builds.

Still, the I need to wipe my ass w/ a snowcone is my fav sentence, but the whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

Tom! the fluids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dear gawd, man, drink more of the phaerie! gitcher paints out! cut off your ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now why didn't I think of that??

Commencing a small tipple.

Ya know .. . .. .as an experiment .. . ..

[elye]

Tom, do you not realized that the mispelled words, or typos, make the phunniest of words in the Vortex, crikeys the OMG thread has an entire dictionary of made up words.

I like Skijorking much better, that extra "k" gives it a little extra something.

((((Gasp))).......Made-up vocabulary simply fascinates me... Must go browse the 15,000-page OMG thread...

'Skijorking' sounds....vaguely....naughty, or somefin'....

A friend of mine called me the kid whisperer, because they just flock to me. I guess I speak their language and apparently so do you Auntie Mame

Julie!!! Can I let my kids flock to you? Puleeeeze?

Hmmm, this throws a little curve in trying to figure out your last name.....you said it was a play on your last name......

Darn Tootin?

Darn Right?

You are correct sir?

Hell Yeah?

Janet H'ielliagh? Janet Dhargnwright?

[jerseyangel]

((((Gasp))).......Made-up vocabulary simply fascinates me... Must go browse the 15,000-page OMG thread...

Oh well yeah then--you'll be in heaven over there. So many made up words--at one time, we had almost our own language going on

I think scientificness was one of my very favorites

[psawyer]

Oh! Misdiagnosed.....ya missed it by ONE! But you can still stick around. I mean, you don't simply lurk around on threads, just waiting for big numbers to come up, now...do you? Have you heard of the Yukon Quest? How do you feel about Susie finding new love? Do Tootsie Rolls ever get lodged up your nose?

Well, without restarting the debate about when the third millennium began, the claim was to the be 10,000th reply, not the 10,000th post. The second post is the first reply, and so forth.

And to the dogs I go.

Mackey left Braeburn just 19 minutes ahead of Anderson. Both had the obligatory eight hours of rest there. One hundred miles to go for them. Third place is up for grabs. Brent Sass blew through Carmacks without resting. Michelle and David Dalton left about four hours later, five minutes apart, after resting.

Go, Michelle!!

[tom]

. .. . you're not just a plain old slut . . . you're a SLUT EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!

:lol:

I swear Janet, you're so efficiently ON today. I crack up at nearly every sentence.

I'd quote & every post if on a pc.

[Edit! Ya just got me w/ another!! "Called me ....... fat" ]

(Psssssst!!! Janet!! (No one else look

Didn't we talk about darn tootin' /210 on this very thread months ago, as you approached post 500's captionability horizon?

)

GAHHHH!!!! Too many things to reply to (frazel voib!) and not enough time for pageloads!!!!!!

Susie! Elevator <moose neening>? no that's not it .. .NIECE MOONING <phew>

"Spring recruiting season"

"Stepford scrutinizing"

If I were you I'd mention "my brother's been staying w/ me" then watch her REALLY freak a few days later at a front yard looooooonnnnnnng kiss!!!!!

CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT??????????? We have access to TWO cabins!!!!!!!!!!!!

So we're set for the 1st annual Sillyville (Re)union in Aug or Sep?

How many beds overall?

And what about the 3rd cabin? Haunted?

<hushed tone> no one goes there since .. . ..you know .. . ..

no single sister, Ptaum. but I"m looking out for my friends - Jenn in particular.

Ya RIGHT!! Sloppy seconds on yer little lesbian??

[elye]

PEOPLE!!!!!! The rollover of the MSD (most significant digit) (or for the math-impaired, the two) can and will happen NUMerous times.

The matched 1999 is a singu-frrrrreakin-larity!!!!!!

(I'm afraid that'll be TRULY understood only by Janet, Jess & and mathletic kibbitzers)

Now, Ptaum... No mathlete, here, but I do realize that when I write post #6445, it will be a one-time match, and therefore rather special. I'm just emphasizing the 1,000-post rollovers because I could very well be dead before I hit 6,000 posts... I need a more regular, adrenlin-surging, fluid-bursting event to mark in my daybook. I must estimate things, and that's more the fun...I've got April 26th circled, with "2000...take cover"....scrawled in red.

[tom]

Tom, do you not realized that the mispelled words, or typos, make the phunniest of words in the Vortex, crikeys the OMG thread has an entire dictionary of made up words.

I'm aghast!! <jewel-leigh>

I think we are related, must be our childhood enthusiasm.......er immaturity??

A friend of mine called me the kid whisperer, because they just flock to me. I guess I speak their language and apparently so do you Auntie Mame

Hey count me in as a flock-ee!!!!!!!

I have a ball w/ the wee ones every time!

[tom]

OH!!! Btw .. .new av is roomie on absinthe night

[elye]

Mackey left Braeburn just 19 minutes ahead of Anderson. Both had the obligatory eight hours of rest there. One hundred miles to go for them. Third place is up for grabs. Brent Sass blew through Carmacks without resting. Michelle and David Dalton left about four hours later, five minutes apart, after resting.

Go, Michelle!!

Thanks, Oracle Peter!! I was just going to check the site...Michelle's down to eight dogs, but she's had the most rest. Sounds like a good formula. SO EXCITING!!

Damn that Dastardly, Dorky David Dalton and his Dogs!

If I were you I'd mention "my brother's been staying w/ me" then watch her REALLY freak a few days later at a front yard looooooonnnnnnng kiss!!!!!

Yep....that oughtta do it......

Ya RIGHT!! Sloppy seconds on yer little lesbian??

Oh my gaaaawwd.....

Sounds like one of the titles on those videos I used to find all those years ago, hidden under my big brother's bed....

[blueeyedmanda]

Actually my second niece. My own sister gave birth to a baby girl last April. In June, John's sister announced she was pregnant too. Although, I hope by saying this no one judges me....both John and I were both a little upset by both of the births....neither is married or has their life together both young...John and I are married and trying and having difficulties along the way.....We were both very happy on the days of arrival for both babies but the first few weeks after the annoucement it was rough for us....please dont judge me...

[psawyer]

Actually my second niece. My own sister gave birth to a baby girl last April. In June, John's sister announced she was pregnant too. Although, I hope by saying this no one judges me....both John and I were both a little upset by both of the births....neither is married or has their life together both young...John and I are married and trying and having difficulties along the way.....We were both very happy on the days of arrival for both babies but the first few weeks after the annoucement it was rough for us....please dont judge me...

Not I, for sure. Judge not, that Ye be not judged.

I hope that you and John are the next in your extended families to have an announcement to make.

[DingoGirl]

Mygawd......you guys are really ON today......just had SEVERAL snorting guffaws over the last two pages.....good thing I wasn't sipping absinthe as it woulda gone through my nose and I do not think that would feel right.......

TOM - - your av :lol: TELL ME that was a pose......he did NOT pass out near the toilet.......good gawd.............

....desparately trying to think back to last summer..... Don't keep us hanging too long on this one.....

I am a little askeert.......was never goign to mention a boy again to not just my sillies, but to my Real Life Peeps until it was a.......... "done deal" pretty much. But I am goign to burst........and of course, all my peeps wanted to know where I was on this three-day weekend..............

we must all PRAY for continued blessings from above. This one's a KEEPER, there is no question in my mind. He was actually - - if I may be so bold in saying this - CUSTOM-MADE for me by God.

But I'm even MORE askeert that he just bought a motorcycle. I am terrified of them, and now am filled with worry when he drives it......we MUST say collective silly prayers and ask that it be........stolen? flooded out w/ someone's numerically-significant post and washed away? or......that he just gets a huge and compelling urge to sell it (he says he'll use it for the summer and be done). This is too much worry for Dingy.......

hi Patti

just had to pop on and see Amanda's news as a new auntie, So happy for you

and

I see if Susie Q spilled her guts yet..............man.............what a hold out she is

i want details.........................

Hi to the rest of the crew

j

KEEP READING!!!!!!!!!!!! I kind of DID spill my guts you nutty lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom, do you not realized that the mispelled words, or typos, make the phunniest of words in the Vortex, crikeys the OMG thread has an entire dictionary of made up words.

I like Skijorking much better, that extra "k" gives it a little extra something.

Julie - your whole post - Janet's name "hell yeah"

OMG - truer words could not be spoken than Julie's above. Crikey, skiJorking IS phunnier, and therefore we will keep it, maintaining the custom of bastardizing words as phreely and phrequently as possible. Of course. And OMG - the thread - - we DID have a dictionary, and jobs, and many many things - - Andrea had to keep reprinting our lists............ gahhhhhh!!!!!

The flood was yesterday, on 1999.

Today's 2000 has been uneventful thus far.

Well ok, I did almost get a drop of yolk on my fav sweater an hour ago.

commencing now w/ a tipple of absinthe

TOM!!!!!! the FLUIDS don't have to happen EXACTLY on the day of the zero number posts...they happen AROUND that time....day before, day after, or day of. Pleez. everyone knows this.

Janet H'ielliagh? Janet Dhargnwright?

:lol:

Well, without restarting the debate about when the third millennium began, the claim was to the be 10,000th reply, not the 10,000th post. The second post is the first reply, and so forth.

And to the dogs I go.

Mackey left Braeburn just 19 minutes ahead of Anderson. Both had the obligatory eight hours of rest there. One hundred miles to go for them. Third place is up for grabs. Brent Sass blew through Carmacks without resting. Michelle and David Dalton left about four hours later, five minutes apart, after resting.

Go, Michelle!!

this is so exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean the dog part, NOT the hellish math talk....

"Stepford scrutinizing"

If I were you I'd mention "my brother's been staying w/ me" then watch her REALLY freak a few days later at a front yard looooooonnnnnnng kiss!!!!!

*snoooooooooooooort* (mad cackling face)

..

Ya RIGHT!! Sloppy seconds on yer little lesbian??

oh my gaaaaaaaawd

Now, Ptaum... No mathlete, here, but I do realize that when I write post #6445, it will be a one-time match, and therefore rather special. I'm just emphasizing the 1,000-post rollovers because I could very well be dead before I hit 6,000 posts... I need a more regular, adrenlin-surging, fluid-bursting event to mark in my daybook. I must estimate things, and that's more the fun...I've got April 26th circled, with "2000...take cover"....scrawled in red.

gawd

AMANDA!!! No judgment, sweet girl. Just hoping for your own bundle quite soon....

[jerseyangel]

Actually my second niece. My own sister gave birth to a baby girl last April. In June, John's sister announced she was pregnant too. Although, I hope by saying this no one judges me....both John and I were both a little upset by both of the births....neither is married or has their life together both young...John and I are married and trying and having difficulties along the way.....We were both very happy on the days of arrival for both babies but the first few weeks after the annoucement it was rough for us....please dont judge me...

What's to judge, Amanda? It's only human to have those feelings

[elye]

We were both very happy on the days of arrival for both babies but the first few weeks after the annoucement it was rough for us....please dont judge me...

Your feelings are understandable, Amanda....I hear you.

[~alex~]

Oh my, all of this activity when I'm temporarily down for the count. So much has happened while I was sleeping. Very lovely and exciting Susie. If anyone deserves this happy development, you do. We are all cheering you on!

We were both very happy on the days of arrival for both babies but the first few weeks after the annoucement it was rough for us....please dont judge me...

I think your reaction is very natural and completely understandable. I believe I would have the exact same feelings if I were in your position. I sincerely hope that you two are next! What a lucky baby that will be to have the two of you.

I think I may have pink eye. It's all goopy and running and red. I am a basket of bacteria! Good thing Ryan has a superhuman immune system. In the last year I've been coughing, sneezing, puking, excessively pooping ( ) in vicinity and nary an illness on his part. All my immune system does is attack my intestine and pancreas - I'm jealous ! Lets hope any kids we have inherit his smart immune system and not my confused one.

I showed Ryan the Yukon Quest website and he's gotten very into it as well. He's been given me updates and reminiscing about his childhood trip to the Yukon.

[happygirl]

Keeping fingers crossed for babies for A. and motorcycle disappearing for S.

Anything else?

[Mtndog]

Hi Alex! Hi Laura! hi Judy!

This reminds me of an actual true story . . . I guy that I worked with was living with his girlfriend. She apparently made some screaming hot chili. I don't know if he loved it that way or was afraid of hurting her feelings . . . so he apparently ate a lot of it. Later that night, he sat on the toilet with his insides screaming for mercy. Apparently he passed out from the pain, fell off of the toilet, his private parts were caught on the seat as he fell . . . and lacerated his manliness. He had to go to the emergency room for stitches.

If this is true...ow ow ow

I have nothing to say, I just wanted to be # 10,000 to reply to this topic!!

(almost) NICELY done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...Hey! What's fluttering through Stepford's li'l mind at this point?...."Heavens...look at what debauchery is going on over there now....No more pop-ins from me, guaranteed...and no more dog-sitting at THAT slutty thing's place!"

That's because she found this video of Open Original Shared LinkMOO HOO AH HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. . . you're a SLUT EXTRAODINAIRE!!!

But NOT, I repeat NOT, a skank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like Skijorking much better, that extra "k" gives it a little extra something.

Do they call you Auntie Bev too? I'm Auntie Julie

I think we are related, must be our childhood enthusiasm.......er immaturity??

Hell Yeah?

Me too...I like pronouncing it SKI-YORKING which I suppose gives the image of a bunch of yorkies skiing :lol:

My niece just started school this year and yesterday she insisted on calling me Miss Auntie Bev

Immaturity-YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everytime I see Janet, I want to yell "Damn it Janet, I love you!" What is that from? It's driving me CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH!!! Btw .. .new av is roomie on absinthe night

No......no weigh

What's to judge, Amanda? It's only human to have those feelings

Absolutely!

Go MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!