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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star
Blue hair? oh NOOO...dyed mine cherry bomb red once. Was aiming for a deep burgundy brunette but my hair had some blonde in it from the summer. I had to teach high school boys (yes- my classes were ALL adolescent boys my first two years of teaching-AHHHH!!!!!!!!) for a day with said hair. Never doing THAT again!

Once tried to make mine that cool red-black color by first dying it black, then red. Bad plan. Came out looking like a reverse ladybug, black with red spots (on my waist length straight hair).


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elye Community Regular
. . the kids are in bed, hubby has gone to watch Monday Night Football wif da boyz and I have started drinking!! Is that bad??

No, that is great..... .. ..sounds like you need a drink, Janet! Sorry to hear that things turned out badly at the meeting. :(

Yes, have those drinks!

Do you have any absinthe? It does do wonders for an I-feel-like-sh!t frame o' mind. . ..... B):)

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: no, why would you even ask? and lurve yer av, BTW..........had forgotten about that. When was that? :huh: was that me?

Well . . . since you asked . . . here\'s a brief stroll down memory lane . . .

Did I mention that my HAIR is RUINED???????????????? :angry: Bad cut and wrong color....it is somewhat like an orange PYRAMID atop my head, and no, there will be no photos posted......

Really puts a gal in a bad mood though, don\'t it??????????

:angry:

Must work on finding new stylist toute de suite (or is that just toute suite? Emily? can\'t remember) to fix things.............

NIKKEIGH!!!!!!!!!!!! You must come for an emergency hair consultation and intervention!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: invert the troll\'s hair the other way - I am sure you math geeks have a name for that triangular shape - and that would be more like it.

out to do yard work. MUST find new stylist THIS MINUTE. The man who colored my hair......I am not kidding - he has become one of the most hated stylists in Fresno. :angry: He has been known to be quite good at the highlighting......but his bedside manner makes one MURDEROUS by the end.....it is impossible to even do a proper imitation of his horrid, VITRIOLIC venom and poison that he spews whilst one is MINDING ONE\"S OWN BUSINESS sitting in his chair. I now know four women, including myslef, whose shadow shall never darken the doorway of that establishment again.......but the WORST part it, this time, he did not listne at all, and my hair is ORANGE.

So now I have to pay SOMEONE ELSE to fix it.

:angry::angry:

Really??? . . . Invert it??? . . . That doesn\'t seem right at all! :lol:

It's still phunnee . . . :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Well . . . since you asked . . . here\'s a brief stroll down memory lane . . .

It's still phunnee . . . :lol:

:lol: OMG

very good recall, gian-knet

um......just for the record........my hair really didn't look anything like that troll's hair............. :unsure::lol:

<I think>

DingoGirl Enthusiast

uh-oh..........

more sausage malfeasance

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elye Community Regular

Morning, Psillies!

I remember well the triangular hair of our Soooozie. Forgot the orange part, howevah... ..

The real crux of this story is this incredible hairdresser . . ....how can he remain in business?? He coloUrs one's hair Bozo Tangerine, forms hideous geometric shapes, is a nightmare to listen to. . .....What in hell?

Tell me the shadow of yer bottom is not darkening his chair anymore, Soooozie. . ......

:lol:

Um. . . . we are expecting 15 cm of snow this evening. Tomorrow afternoon it will warm to 60 F....... . . . flooding?? :unsure:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Everyone--

A very wet and soggy morning today--lots of rain and its a cold rain

Em- my mom got 6 inches of snow overnight.....all of their schools are closed and there are power outages and accidents all over the place....

We are expected to get wet snow tomorrow. Nothing major....but if this is any sign of what is to come this winter.....it will be a long ride!!!


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jerseyangel Proficient

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:):lol::D:):lol::D:):lol::D

Hope it's the greatest day EVAH!!!!!!!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:):lol::D:):lol::D:):lol::D

Hope it's the greatest day EVAH!!!!!!!!

can't improve on perfection.....gona steal patti's

have a great day Emily

Judy

HOpe we don't get the snow Amanda

how far is your mom from you....i forget

thanks for the email .....delelted it before i answered and lost it

it's pouring and cold here too

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Happy Birthday Emily!

Lisa Mentor

Happy Birthday Emily!!

This has been floating around, thought the sillies might enjoy this:

Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble?

A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into this test.

Answer all the questions (only 10) with what describes you best, add up all your Points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end and look for your results.

Do not cheat by looking at the end of the e-mail before you are done .

Then forward this to all your friends ( including the person who sent it to you ) and change the subject of this message to what character is you.

1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date?

a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.)

B) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.)

c) Painting in the park (5 pts)

d) Rock concert (1 pt.)

e) Going to the movies (3 pts.)

2.. What is your favorite type of music?

a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.)

B) Alternative (1 pt.)

c) Soft Rock (4 pts.)

d) Country (5 pts )

e) Pop (3 pts.)

3. What type of movies do you prefer?

a) Comedy (2 pts.)

B) Horror (1 pt.)

c) Musical (3 pts.)

d) Romance (4 pts.)

e) Documentary (5 pts.)

4. Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could choose one of these?

a) Waiter (4 pts.)

B) Professional Sports Player (5 pts.)

c) Teacher (3 pts.)

d) Police (2 pts.)

e) Cashier (1 pt)

5 What do you do with your spare time?

a) Exercise (5 pts.)

B) Read (4 pts.)

c) Watch television (2 pts.)

d) Listen to music (1 pt.)

e) Sleep (3 pts.)

6. Which one of the following colors do you like best?

a) Yellow (1 pt.)

B) White (5 pts)

c) Sky Blue (3 pts)

d) Dark Blue(2 pts.)

e) Red (4 pts.)

7. What do you prefer to eat?

a) Snow (3 pts.)

B) Pizza (2 pts.)

c) Sushi (1 pt.)

d) Pasta (4 pts.)

e) Salad (5 pts.)

8. What is your favorite holiday ?

a) Halloween(1 pt..)

B) Christmas(3 pts.)

c) New Year (2 pts.)

d) Valentine's Day(4 pts.)

e) Thanksgiving(5 pts.)

9. If you could go to one of these places which one would it be?

a) Paris (4 pts)

B) Spain (5 pts)

c) Las Vegas (1 p t)

d) Hawaii (4 pts)

e) Hollywood (3 pts)

10. With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?

a) Someone Smart (5 pts.)

B) Someone attractive (2 pts.)

c) Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.)

d) Someone who always has fun (3 pts.)

e) Someone very sentimental (4 pts.)

Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting for! Put your character in the subject line and forward to your friends and back to the person that sent this to you.

Very interesting to see 'who' your friends are!

(10-16 points) You are Garfield :

You are very comfortable, easy going, and you de finitely know how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know what you are doing and you are always in control of your life.. Others may not see things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do what is right. Try to remember, your happy spirit may hurt you or others.

(17-23 points) You are Snoopy:

You are fun; you are very cool and popular. You always know what's in and you're never out of style , you are good at knowing how to satisfy everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days more than once but you always come home with the family values that you learned Being married and having children are important to you, but only after you have had your share of fun times

(24-28 points) You are Elmo:

You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to give advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and you always see the bright side of things. Some good advice: try not to be too much of a dreamer. Dreaming too big could cause many conflicts in your life.

(29-35 points) You are Sponge Bob Square Pants:

You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never wants to lose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey, it' s funny and calm for the most part Stay away from traitors and jealous people and you will be stress free.

(36-43 points) You are Charlie Brown:

You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your Mom every Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few Birthdays. Don't let your passion confuse you with reality.

(44-50 points ) You are Dexter:

You are smart and definitely a thinker... Every situation is fronted with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family principles. You maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad situation when it comes. Try y to do less over thinking every once in a while to spice things up a bit with spontaneity!

Now don't spoil it! Have some Fun!! Change the subject of the email to what you are and send it on.

--

psawyer Proficient
Um. . . . we are expecting 15 cm of snow this evening.

Hmm, it must be your birthday present! :lol:

Happy birthday, Em!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting for! Put your character in the subject line and forward to your friends and back to the person that sent this to you.

Gads. I'm SpongeBob.

HAPPY BIRFDAY M!!

jerseyangel Proficient

We've had steady rain all morning, it turned to snow for a while there! Crazy, but it's supposed to be back around 60 in a couple days.

WardGirl Rookie
Morning, Psillies!

Um. . . . we are expecting 15 cm of snow this evening. Tomorrow afternoon it will warm to 60 F....... . . . flooding?? :unsure:

Emily consider it your birthday present :)

Happy Birthday Kiddo :) I hope you have a fun filled day

happygirl Collaborator

Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday, Em!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Gads. I'm SpongeBob.

I'm Elmo :P

psawyer Proficient
Gads. I'm SpongeBob.
Me, too.
MaryJones2 Enthusiast

Am I a nerd if I'm Dexter? Ok, so I really am a nerd but Dexter?

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

I'm a Elmo

Green12 Enthusiast

Happy Happy Birthday Emily!!!!!!

Does the birthday girl have any special plans?!

Thanks Lisa B for the survey!! Anyone else notice the "b" selections turned to the cool dude emoticon :lol:

I'm also Sponge Bob :D

happygirl Collaborator

I'm SB.

elye Community Regular
Gads. I'm SpongeBob.

Yup, me, too. Well, it's my birthday and I wanna be SNOOPY SOOOO bad..........therefore, I am going to change my answers in accordance with a Snoopy personality. :rolleyes:

That beagle has always been my hero, right from when I was a wee kid.

Spongebob??? Cannot stand him. <_<:lol:

We've had steady rain all morning, it turned to snow for a while there! Crazy, but it's supposed to be back around 60 in a couple days.

Boy, us, too. . . ...this is indeed the weirdest birthday I can remember weather-wise - - there is a real possibility of 20 cm of snow overnight. :o Like, 10 inches.......

Happy Birthday Kiddo :) I hope you have a fun filled day

Thanks, Jacquie!! (and everbody!) I cannot WAIT to meet you and POeter this weekend! A truly Canadian Psilly Psummit. Patti, can you and Mark drive up for lunch this Saturday? Amanda, you too....... . hmmmm...who else is less than a twelve-hour drive away?.....

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti, can you and Mark drive up for lunch this Saturday?

Phunny you should say this....on Sunday, Mark and I were riding in the car when I suddenly asked him how long it would take us to drive to Toronto. It would most likely be about 8 hours, since it's a good 3 from Syracuse at least.

I really wish I could be there, though :( I'm so excited for you guys--the Philly Summit was so enjoyable!! :D

psawyer Proficient

Syracuse is about a four-hour drive from here, exclusive of delay time at the border.

Take I-90 west to I-290 to I-190 north and cross at Queenston/Lewiston. Then take Hwy 405 to the Queen Elizabeth Way (QEW). Follow the QEW around the west end of the lake, then take Hwy 403 to Hwy 401 East. Get off at Yonge St, and go south 1.8 miles and turn right at the lights where Pizzaville is. It's the pet store on your left, right after you turn. Free parking on site. ;)

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