Jump to content
  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.




  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):



    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):


  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Hey! Hey!! I have a facebook! How do I find people? I think I need to know your names, right? PM me!


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
elye Community Regular

OMG.....Janet's got the latest paparazzi shot of Amy . . .. . .

:lol::lol::lol:

Hell, Sam Manhead is going to be appearing on the covers of People Magazine, the National Enquirer. . . . . ...

Bunnie!! Get ready fer an onslaught of drinks, pokes, invites. . . ..... ..the phacebook phun literally never stops.. .. . ...!!

B)

psawyer Proficient

When I wasn't looking, Oliver snuck out and, as the saying goes,

Look what the cat dragged in!

elye Community Regular
When I wasn't looking, Oliver snuck out and, as the saying goes,

Look what the cat dragged in!

:lol::lol::lol: WAY TO GO, OLLIE!!!!

He looks quite proud of himself, there, POeter.... . . .....like he's nabbed a real piece o' prey!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG :lol: x 100

The Burundian Manatars are making me out of my mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um- just clarifying Janet's av - - I see Angus and Sam in there but - what is that other feral creature? :unsure:

You know.. . .. . pugs jus' don't do it for me like. . . ..well, almost all other breeds......

Wonder if I'd be swooning over baby pugs?

I'm with ya on that Em.........and Stinker, BTW, was terrified of pugs.....used to be a PACK of them (about 8) at this dog park we went to, years ago......they'd circle her, snorting and......puggling.......she did not like it :lol:

Hey! Hey!! I have a facebook! How do I find people? I think I need to know your names, right? PM me!

;)

When I wasn't looking, Oliver snuck out and, as the saying goes,

Look what the cat dragged in!

OMG :lol: it just gets better and better!

SILLIES - - I was gone for a few hours today.......left Weez outside in this 80-degree weather. Well, can you imagine this.........I arrived home to find that she had OPENED the screen door, entered the home, OPENED the cupboard under the sink, dragged out the FULL trash bag, and ate or emptied its entire contents.

Dear gawd........could be a long night......photos are posted on the 'book if you want to see.......... :blink:

Hey, where's Paddeigh? has she checked in today?

Amanda! nice to see you - how's your dad?

bye sillies B)

elye Community Regular
Dear gawd........could be a long night......photos are posted on the 'book if you want to see..........

Oh, dear gawd..... . . ..Weezie is quite a goil. I am going to check out this evidentiary photography....... :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient

<-------Hee! Look what Jan-it made fer me! :D:wub:

Was that not the sweetest thing ever???? Now I get to play too :D

Gawd--what a freaking day......I've been pooping on and reading--you guys are wackl, I tell ya....wackl!! :lol: What must the rest of the board think of this newest Sillie trend?? I actually heard that Sam Hill might make Barbara Walters top 10 Facinating People list this year..... :P


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



Darn210 Enthusiast
<-------Hee! Look what Jan-it made fer me! :D:wub:

Was that not the sweetest thing ever???? Now I get to play too :D

PAT-TAY!!!!! What part of "mum's the word" do you NOT understand!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

You guys are CRAZY- Manhead cannot be everywhere at once.......oh no- has he SPAWNED?????? :unsure: :unsure: They yeti will be jealous!!!!!!!!!!

If he shows up in that puppy cam I'm gonna wet me pants! :lol: :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Um- just clarifying Janet's av - - I see Angus and Sam in there but - what is that other feral creature? :unsure:

Tis wee kitteh, Will (or actually a close facsimile of him) . . . remember him?? . . . before he was offed his pedestal by wee kitteh, Boris?

jerseyangel Proficient
PAT-TAY!!!!! What part of "mum's the word" do you NOT understand!!! :lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol: Sorry, but that was so nice of you I had to let everyone know. :D

jerseyangel Proficient
If he shows up in that puppy cam I'm gonna wet me pants! :lol: :lol:

<snort>

elye Community Regular
I actually heard that Sam Hill might make Barbara Walters top 10 Facinating People list this year..... :P

Patti! Great to see you today!..... . . . um, with Sam Hill Manhead.... :huh::lol:

Crap, he really is magic. Oliver caught him in a Toronto alley, he was out drinking with Susie, sipped absinthe with me, hung with Amy in gawd knows which fetid pub, gamboled in a paddock with Laura's Sammy, adorned cowboy gear on the Burundian desert plains.. . ...

WOW.......Barbara's Top Ten.........Would he be interviewed? That could be problematic, as you all read a piece of his dialect that I translated.

Actually, Barbara may speak Manhead Burundi.

jerseyangel Proficient
Actually, Barbara may speak Manhead Burundi.

I wonder if she'll make him cry?? :unsure::lol:

elye Community Regular

Um....Patti... . . . ....

I'm just looking at the shot of you and Manhead. It looks very. . . . intimate. The way he's....gazing at you. And you're standing very close -- almost embracing, I'd say.

It looks like something very special is being shared, some secret moment, a quiet touch, a knowing look....

Has Mark seen this shot?

:lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Gawd--what a freaking day......I've been pooping on and reading--you guys are wackl, I tell ya....wackl!! What must the rest of the board think of this newest Sillie trend?? I actually heard that Sam Hill might make Barbara Walters top 10 Facinating People list this year..... :P

he maintains that air of quiet mystery I so envy and covet and strive toward <_<:lol:

PAT-TAY!!!!! What part of "mum's the word" do you NOT understand!!!

*snort* :lol: uh-oh - paddeigh's busted

Tis wee kitteh, Will (or actually a close facsimile of him) . . . remember him?? . . . before he was offed his pedestal by wee kitteh, Boris?

that is Boris? looks like a jaguarundi....... oh yeah....BORIS! poor blight.......offed by the ginger cat, he woz ;)

Actually, Barbara may speak Manhead Burundi.

:lol: well, natch

It looks like something very special is being shared, some secret moment, a quiet touch, a knowing look....

Has Mark seen this shot?

:lol: I KNOW! just LOOK at them!!!!!!! I mean, I'm single after all, so, no big deal but......PADDEIGH! a married woman taken in by the Burundian Man Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
It looks like something very special is being shared, some secret moment, a quiet touch, a knowing look....

Tis very special indeed :rolleyes:

PADDEIGH! a married woman taken in by the Burundian Man Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

I'm quite the sucker for the Burundian :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
PAT-TAY!!!!! What part of "mum's the word" do you NOT understand!!!

:lol::lol:

*snort* uh-oh - paddeigh's busted

To the corner for "Time Out" for Patti :lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
:lol: I KNOW! just LOOK at them!!!!!!! I mean, I'm single after all, so, no big deal but......PADDEIGH! a married woman taken in by the Burundian Man Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesssssss.... .. . That dark, mesmerizing Burundian masculinity.....almost primeval. I felt his tantalizing pull as we sat at my table sipping absinthe - - an irresistible response, a need, something I could barely control... . . .but I managed to resist, somehow...... .Patti, I certainly understand .. . ... .. ...

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
To the corner for "Time Out" for Patti :lol::lol:

Stamping phoot and pouting....... :P

Julie!! Mr. Manhead is out yer way, too :o Too much man fer just one woman ;) Well, about 1/3 of a man, actually :lol::lol: Cracked meselph up fer a minute there :lol:

Souczie---fer the love of all that's holy!! :o I pooped over to da book to see Weezie's handiwork in yer kitchen! How long did it take you to clean up that mess?

Darn210 Enthusiast
If he shows up in that puppy cam I'm gonna wet me pants! :lol: :lol:

I believe Bevvy owes us a pants-pee'in.

psawyer Proficient

He's EVERYWHERE.

Yeah, Bevvie, ante up. :o

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Yesssssss.... .. . That dark, mesmerizing Burundian masculinity.....almost primeval. I felt his tantalizing pull as we sat at my table sipping absinthe - - an irresistible response, a need, something I could barely control... . . .but I managed to resist, somehow...... .

dear gawd so......so.......Harlequin-ish :lol: Thought in just a second she was going to talk about her heaving breast er sumfin' :lol:

OMG OMG OMG

:lol: :lol:

Man Head IS there, wif the widdle Shiba Inus *snooooooooort* :lol: x 25

Souczie---fer the love of all that's holy!! I pooped over to da book to see Weezie's handiwork in yer kitchen! How long did it take you to clean up that mess?

<_< only a few minutes...........but, you should have seen how funny she was.....I REALLY wasn't expecting any sort of mess, inside or out, as she was OUTSIDE and - back yard's safe now.....so, she had the guilty look/Sassy Face when I walked in *snort* and........was creeping in the opened screen door......frozen in position, and sunk SO LOW that she was nearly touching the ground - she would not meet my gaze - GOD LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

I believe Bevvy owes us a pants-pee'in.

:lol: she doz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEVEL!!!! Post photo on facebook THIS INSTANT wif you wettin' yer pants :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
I believe Bevvy owes us a pants-pee'in.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

tom Contributor

:lol::lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol::lol:

:lol:

All the avs!!!!!!!!!!!!

<all gian-knit? v.w.d!>

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):



  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      131,692
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748

    Linda M Rush
    Newest Member
    Linda M Rush
    Joined

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):


  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.4k
    • Total Posts
      1m

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):




  • Who's Online (See full list)

    • There are no registered users currently online

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):



  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • Gigi2025
      Since 2015 we've spent extensive time in Italy and I've been able to eat their wheat products without incident. Initially, I was practically starving thinking foods in Sicily were not gluten-free.  An Italian friend who had lived in the US for over 20 years said she had celiac/gluten-free friends from the US who could eat Italian wheat products without problems. Hesitantly, I tried little by little without issues.  A few years later at a market, I asked a bread vendor if they had gluten-free loaves. Turns out she had lived in LA, said groups believe it's not the gluten that's causing our bodies harm, but potassium bromate; these groups have been trying to ban it.  Bromines and other halogens wreaks havoc to our endocrine system and, more specifically, our thyroids and immune systems. When bromines are ingested/absorbed into the body, it displaces iodine causing other health issues. Potassium bromate is a powerful oxidizing agent (dough 'conditioner') that chemically changes flour to enhance elasticity, bleaches the dough, and ages the flour much faster than open air.   Shortly thereafter while visiting friends in California, one family said they had gone gluten-free and the difference was incredible. The reason they choose this path was due them (a biologist/chemist/agriculturist scientist) having to write a portion of a paper about a certain product for the company he worked. Another company's scientist was directed to write the other portion. All was confidential, they weren't allowed to know the other company/employee.  After the research, they learned gluten was being removed from wheat, sent elsewhere, returned in large congealed blocks resembling tofu, and then added to wheat products. Potassium bromate has been banned for use in Europe, China, and other countries, but not in the US. Then we have the issues of shelf preservatives and stabilizers. What are we eating?  Why? We spend long periods of time in Italy and all has been good.  We just returned from an extended time in Greece;  no issues there either.  There is a man there we learned about on a travel show about Greece who walks the hills, picking herbs, pods, etc.  He is a very learned scholar, taught at the university level in Melbourne. It took a few days to locate him, but were finally successful. He too, is concerned about the additives and preservatives in American food (many of his customers are Americans, haven't been in the best of health, and have become healthier after visiting him). He suggested taking a food product from the US and the same product in Europe, and compare the different ingredients. Then ask why these things are being allowed in the US by the 'watch dog' of our foods and drugs. It would be amuzing if it weren't tragic. I'm presently looking for flour from Europe that I can make my own bread and pasta as the gluten-free bread is now $7.99 a (small) loaf.  BTW, studies are showing that many gluten-free individuals are becoming diabetic. My guess is because the gluten-free products are high in carbs. This is only my experience and opinion garnished by my personal research.  I hope it helps.  
    • knitty kitty
      Symptoms that get worse if you don't supplement is a sign of malabsorption, possibly due to Celiac disease. Blood tests for nutritional deficiencies are not very accurate, and should be done when you have been off of supplements for eight to twelve weeks, otherwise the vitamin supplements you've taken will be measured.  The blood circulation system is a transportation system.  It transports the vitamins you've absorbed around the body, but blood tests don't give an accurate picture of the vitamin and mineral stores inside organs and tissues where they are actually used.  You can have "normal" blood levels but still have deficiencies.  This is because the brain demands stored nutrients be put into the blood stream to supply important organs, like the brain and heart, while other organs do without.   If you are taking Thiamine Mononitrate in your supplements, you are probably low in thiamine.  Thiamine Mononitrate is used in many supplements because it won't break down sitting on a shelf.  This also means Thiamine Mononitrate is difficult for the body to utilize.  Only thirty percent of Thiamine Mononitrate on the label is absorbed and even less is able to be utilized by the body.  A different form of Thiamine called Benfotiamine has been shown to promote intestinal healing.   Talk to your doctor about doing a genetic test to look for Celiac markers.   I'm concerned that if you do a gluten challenge (10 grams of gluten per day for a minimum off two weeks) in your weakened state, the nutritional deficiencies will become worse and possibly life threatening.  
    • ElisaAllergiesgluten
      Hello, good afternoon!   I apologize, I didn’t see a notification and I’m just reading this. Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts and the link. Yes you are absolutely right, even so trying to get a response from them has been extremely difficult. They don’t answer but I will your practice of “guilty until proven innocent.”   I like and have a sense of trust here in this website, everyone is honest and thoughts are raw. The mutual understanding is amazing!   thank you Scott!
    • Scott Adams
    • Rejoicephd
      That and my nutritionist also said that drinking cider is one of the worst drink choices for me, given that I have candida overgrowth.  She said the combination of the alcohol and sugar would be very likely to worsen my candida problem.  She suggested that if I drink, I go for clear vodka, either neat or with a splash of cranberry.   So in summary, I am giving ciders a rest.  Whether it's a gluten risk or sugars and yeast overgrowth, its just not worth it.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.