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[DingoGirl]

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Lego

*SNOOOOOORT*

Is it really going down to the freezing mark there, Sooooze? Mygawd - - did not know that this ever happened in the Phrezno area. . . . . ...

Oh yes, it DOES freeze here in the valley, and it's terribly sad for citrus growers. They are up all night on those freezing nights, flood irrigating, with warming lights/fans, etc., trying frantically to save their crops. Last year - no, two years ago - I think we lost 60 or 70 percent of the citrus crops here?? due to a prolonged freeze........

We will have snow this weekend at a VERY low level, 1500 feet! This means skiing soon. I MUST get my skiing mojo back and head up there this year........

Perhaps if I stick wif one topic . . .

Toothbrush

Dentist

Flossing

Toothpaste

Crest

Cavity

Retainer

Don't mind me . . . just talking to meselph.

flouride

molar

whitening

:lol:

root canal

peridontal disease

receding gums

dentures

Crest White Strips (naming an actual product here to really test it)

Colgate

George Washington's wooden teeth

[Darn210]

:lol:

root canal

peridontal disease

receding gums

dentures

Crest White Strips (naming an actual product here to really test it)

Colgate

George Washington's wooden teeth

SUCCESS!!!!!!

We've got Seattle Chipped Teeth and Colgate Total Toothpaste!!!!!

WTH is Seattle Chipped Teeth???

[DingoGirl]

SUCCESS!!!!!!

We've got Seattle Chipped Teeth and Colgate Total Toothpaste!!!!!

WTH is Seattle Chipped Teeth???

:lol: OMG

Seattle Chipped Teeth - - don't you know? it's a chocolate-y confection containing remnants of chipped molars, sticky caramel, popcorn and hard candy apples, I think. It contains all the things that are likely to chip your teeth. Builds strong bones.

I ALWAYS get something about Rachel Ray and losing 30 pounds down there. WHAT ARE THEY SAYING TO ME????????????????

[Green12]

root canal

peridontal disease

receding gums

dentures

Crest White Strips (naming an actual product here to really test it)

Colgate

George Washington's wooden teeth

Ok I am chuckling, after all this and Janet's entries it says "Lose weight like Oprah".....didn't Oprah gain weight

It might be one of those things that you have to catch off guard, it knows you are trying to trick it....like the ads for blinds, that just caught us unawares.

Em, so happy Sam is standing watch at yer friends place....he is so multi-purpose that one The changing of positions in order to fool potential robbers and thiefs made me think of the movie Home Alone, where Kevin rigged some aparatuses for his mannequins to look like people in front of the window dancing and moving around. Maybe your friend could do sumfin like that ......I just hope the frozenneck/constant looking to the side doesn't tip them off

[jerseyangel]

Seattle Chipped Teeth - - don't you know? it's a chocolate-y confection containing remnants of chipped molars, sticky caramel, popcorn and hard candy apples, I think. It contains all the things that are likely to chip your teeth. Builds strong bones.

I was thinkin' more in terms of somephin crunchy.......creamed and served over gluten-free toast The Celiac version of $hit on a shingle

Em--I can think of no better place fer Sam Hill......

[Green12]

Jacquie, LOVE your avatar!!

However,....I am dressed to kill

Nikki is smokin!!!!!

btw, I enjoyed your descriptions of your sneezes .....a neat little Nnngggg!!

WHAT!?!?!

Your slimming club has a blowout party!?

Is this to keep them in business for the next year?

Jess, did I miss the explanation of your avatar?!?!

I think you are on to them Jess! That's a really good way to get them back after the new year from all the weight gain at the slimming club blowout.

you mean.......this actually happens????????????? always thought people were lyin' when they said this - - HOW could one crave fruit and not, say, NUGGETS???????? or ICE CREAM????

my latest find? the dark chocolate-covered caramels at Trader Joe's - - dear gawd - HOPE I do not buy any today........

Did you say DARK CHOCOLATE?!?!?!?!

Yes, I swear tis true......at least that is what I experienced. After a while I got to really appreciating the natural sugars of the fruit, when I ate sugar Thanksgiving it made me sick and I just wanted the fruit again. Now if I can only get off the chocolate and Apple Cinnamon Pecan Caramel Corn and get back to the fruit. Janet Darn that Archer Farms! ...but I am working on it

And how exciting for you, an arctic blast! It's the little things that bring so much joy We are getting one too, maybe it's the same one Sunday and Monday, with snow

I need to get my skiing mojo back too, haven't been FOREVER and now my nieces ski, they can no doubt out ski me by now. I'm going to have to learn all over again

John and I are thinking about maybe getting a christmas tree this evening--it would be a great evening to do that.

I am just so glad it is Friday, we got some stuff to go over at the new house tomorrow.

Oh Amanda, getting a tree tonight sounds like a fun plan, how festive!! Hope you guys have a good weekend after such a crazy week

[Green12]

Seattle Chipped Teeth - - don't you know? it's a chocolate-y confection containing remnants of chipped molars, sticky caramel, popcorn and hard candy apples, I think. It contains all the things that are likely to chip your teeth. Builds strong bones.

OMG, whose molars?!?!?

The Celiac version of $hit on a shingle

Patti

Is that like chipped beef on toast?

[Mtndog]

All Hail Her Mandajesty!!!!

Oh no......so behind!!!!!!!! But had to go kitteh hunting today. And we found her. Her name is Hazel and she is 2. She was left in a crate outside Best Buy (uhm...on the day after Thanksgiving ).

She's black, very playful and, the best part of all, she only has a half tail (born that way) that she wags like a dog when you talk to her. Me dad had tears in his eyes!

Ironically, we adopted Angus two years ago today!!!!!

[Green12]

Lay-deeeees!!!!! John Hamm was just on Elled today! He kept grabbing his coffee mug and taking a drink throughout the interview so I got a good look at his thumbs .....and now Barry Manilow is on

Hazel for Bev's dad :wub:

[DingoGirl]

After reading through the last few posts, I am stopped in my tracks and all I can say is

♥♥ Welcome Home Hazel ♥♥

[Ashley]

Ashley, good to see you back in the friendly place we call psillyville.

Up here, snow is something we grumble about but expect.

I first saw your new av in another thread. I thought, geez, that is some dandruff--oh wait, could it be snow... And you say it was.

Enjoy the day off tomorrow, Ash. For us, snow or no snow, work goes on.

Hello Peter!

Ha, guess I'm gonna have to ask Santa for some industrial-sized Head & Shoulders for Christmas to take care of that 'dandruff'

Oh my goodness, I wouldn't know what do if I lived in Canada! I'm so afraid of driving in the snow. everyone here acts as if it were dandruff failing from the sky lol

[Mtndog]

After reading through the last few posts, I am stopped in my tracks and all I can say is

♥♥ Welcome Home Hazel ♥♥

Oh, me dad would be so touched!!!!!!!!!!!

[flourgirl]

Hail to the neewww KWEEN!

I've gotten so far behind, I'm lost all over again. Hope everybody is fine and in good holiday spirits! I'm kinda lookin for my spirits...they dropped off a while back and are no where to be found

Careful of pinching off those sneezes! Pseriously (cereally?) you can do yourself some harm. These days I don't sneeze just one (kinda like Lays potato chips...remember that one?..no one can eat just one?). I have to sneeze continuously for 1/2 hour or so. Quite debilitating.

Not much to say. I HAVE been reading over your shoulders again, sorry. I guess my spirits have abducted my personal psillies, too.

[flourgirl]

Oh, Yeah! Congrats on finding Hazel! Sometimes things that you desperately need have a way of finding you. I'm sure it was meant to be

[jerseyangel]

Is that like chipped beef on toast?

Yea

And we found her. Her name is Hazel and she is 2.

Ironically, we adopted Angus two years ago today!!!!!

Hazel sounds perfect! I'm so happy that your dad has her now--that's just the sweetest thing

My gawd--we've had Angus for 2 YEARS!!! Time sure flies........

Lay-deeeees!!!!! John Hamm was just on Elled today! He kept grabbing his coffee mug and taking a drink throughout the interview so I got a good look at his thumbs

What a hunk-a man

[happygirl]

I can't wait to see pictures of Hazel, Bev!

[elye]

OMG........ . .This is beee-ooootiful!!!!! HAZEL!!!

Ahhhhhh . .. this has made my evening...my whole week, perhaps. So glad fer your daddy and his new li'l love, Bevel!!!

Seattle Chipped Teeth - -

This is Jess's cryptic diary entry of that night exactly thirty years ago, a carousing sophomore, loose on the streets . ... . . .....

......I just hope the frozenneck/constant looking to the side doesn't tip them off

Yes, he IS perpetually in profile..... . . . also, his arms stop just below the shoulder. As we viewed him from outside the front of her place, this was quite noticeable. We decided that passersby and/or psychopaths would be certain that her guest is an amputee, perhaps having had a paralyzing stroke, and they would just leave her alone out of begrudging pity. . . . . .. ...either way, they stay away .. . .

Heyyyyyyyyy, Ah-shleee and Ta-reeesah!!!

[nikki-uk]

HAZEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.........i ♥ HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hELP ME PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!

Really showed 'em how it's done <may have bad hangover tomorrow>

Lets just say...2 portions of raspberry pavlova and many, many vodkas, feet hurt from dancing

I need to sleep now

Laterz!

[jerseyangel]

Nik!!!

Isn't it like 3AM your time?? Musta been a great party!

[DingoGirl]

BAH ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nikerler DID have a good time at her party! Danced until her feet her, Pavlovas???????? I tell you, this is SUCH a glamorous party for a gym

Man Head evoking sympathy? Mais NON! this is NOT what we want from our strong Burundian!!!!!!!!!! I think she needs to put a cape and fedora (wif a long quill) on him That will surely scare everyone off!

Sillies - so cold here Will be 28 next week - may snow, even, I CAN"T TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!

(alas am BROADCASTING it but not complaining, I do love it )

So - Weez and I are off to the toasty bed - look what time it is - - 6:17 p.m.

Oh what a glamorous life

So pleased thinking about Bev's dad cuddling his wee Hazel Just adorable!!!!!!!

xx

[Darn210]

Oh no......so behind!!!!!!!! But had to go kitteh hunting today. And we found her. Her name is Hazel and she is 2. She was left in a crate outside Best Buy (uhm...on the day after Thanksgiving ).

She's black, very playful and, the best part of all, she only has a half tail (born that way) that she wags like a dog when you talk to her. Me dad had tears in his eyes!

Ironically, we adopted Angus two years ago today!!!!!

Excelllent news Bev!!!! So happy fer yer dad and fer Hazel!!! Can't wait to see a pic!!!

. . . and a happy anniversery to Angus, too!!

[blueeyedmanda]

welcome home to hazel!!!

[DingoGirl]

Well, am wide awake, sillies, and with a throbbing tooth.

A root canal looks more inevitable, all the time.... There goes me boob job. (which is never actually going to happen, unless I win the lottery. Must remember to buy tickets some time.)

Sillies - am wondering if any of youse have had root canals? It is soooooo expensive to have that and then the mandatory ceramic crown.....

'tis b@#$%$#%!!!!!! The throbbing pain just gets worse - I could not STAND the arrogant endodontist I saw and must get a second opinion.

Well, I hear Dave calling to me from the other room. (Letterman, that is)

'night night

[tom]

Sillies - am wondering if any of youse have had root canals?

*throb*

ow

*throb*

You never had one???

Sheesh I have trouble remembering how many . .. ..min 4 I think, max 6 or 7.

NOT a good brain day here .. . ..wha'dja wanna know?

.. . .and what else did I wanna say???

So stupid at work tonight . .. .been doing this setup for a couple wks and suddenly can't remember to turn off the power supplies & waveform generator b4 taking the part out of the socket . .... :idiotface:

[elye]

Morning, Psillies!

Just got an email from the English travellers....they're on their way to Heathrow....should be landing in Ottawa at 3:45 pm. Jack is enraptured with London, and swears he will live there. Is planning on a quick, easy scholarship to Oxford, studying "anything to do with science fiction" .

. .. .been doing this setup for a couple wks and suddenly can't remember to turn off the power supplies & waveform generator b4 taking the part out of the socket . .... :idiotface:

Hey! This sounds like something Jack could study at Oxford. . . . rather science-and-mathy, some engineering. . ... .. but is it fictional?

Soooze, I waited too long, kept putting off the root canal that I was strongly being urged to have, and ended up suffering so much bone loss that the tooth had to be extracted. It was a front molar, just visible, so I had to replace the tooth - - a WHOLE LOT more expensive than a root canal/crown.

Get a second opinion, but it isn't something you should fool around with. The pain is from infection, and repeated oral infection can eventually get dangerous (cardiovascularly, even!)

Take care o' dat toof!!!!

Sophie has a BIG game today vs. Gloucester, a team that has not lost a single game all season. They are 16-0. They are big, tough girls who look like they need many root canals. . . . . . ..