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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
:lol::lol: 'tis not really Ptaum's bday today - - that was on facebook but isn't true. Alas, I"m still he'd enjoy the birthday wishes, if he were reading along :(:lol:

Gah!! That Ptrickster!....Methinks he also has a phake birthdate on his forum profile too, duzzee not?

PTAOUGHMGHMNUSS!! When in hell is yer real birfday?? :rolleyes::lol:

Sooooozie's got blankies!! :) 'Tis a marvelous thing, needed and compulsory, really, on New Years Day, wrapping up in blankies. . . .. . ....

The year is new

the badness is through

we'll lift a glass

to hats of a$

and wish them well

as they, too, pass

:lol::lol: Phantastic, Jess!! Lifting our glasses to hats of a$$. . . . ....Now, there is a new toast that I will absolutely employ at our next family celebration .. . . . ... :lol:

Sillies.....we are all here, but are we all there? :huh::lol:

Ahhhhhhh. . . . . ....This is splendid.. . . . . . .it reminds me of a wondrous, unforgettable quote from my hero, Dr. Seuss. A few years ago I found a lovely, warm winter jacket at Value Village. I had had it for over a year before I suddenly noticed one day a little decorative piece of piping underneath one of the pocket flaps. On it was printed in tiny, swirling script, his line:

From there to here, and here to there,

Funny things are everywhere.

:lol:


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HAPPY NUDE NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And

Em- your drinks sounded DIVINE! I am not supposed to drink but I indulge twice a year- me birfday and New Year's Eve. Last night I had two very weak but YUMMY strawberry margaritas. HEAVENLY!!!!!!!!!!! Kurt and I just hung out, ate a good dinner and waited for the ball to drop. :D

The year is new

the badness is through

we'll lift a glass

to hats of a$$

and wish them well

as they, too, pass

Our friends of fur

who's love is pure

will lift us up

in our second cup

to toast the newest

cats and pup

From house and home

we sometimes roam

but always keep near

the sillies so dear

the worst is much better

when we are all here

The past has now passed

today's here at last

and so to you all

with pleasure I call

"may unending joy

upon you now fall"

Awww......Jess!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub:

I love me psillies!!!!! And methinks my psilly is coming back! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast

PSILLIES!!!! We survived another year!!! :D

Hope nobody's all hungover?

:ph34r:

Oh dear gaaaaaawd!!!!!!!!!.........Help meeeeeeee!!!

Bleuch!!!!

I am totally on the wagon now!!!!!!!!

:wub: Jess's poem & Bev's LOL cats

.....back to the couch.........

elye Community Regular

Nik's hungovah!! :P:lol:We must all whisper. ... . . . . . ..

I love me psillies!!!!! And methinks my psilly is coming back! :D

YAYYYYY!!!!! :):) Oops!! Sorry, Nikerler. .... .........Yay!

jerseyangel Proficient
it reminds me of a wondrous, unforgettable quote from my hero, Dr. Seuss.

I love Dr. Seuss, too! :D

methinks my psilly is coming back! :D

Ah, this is the best news!!!!! :rolleyes:

Hope yer head pheels better soon, Nik. :) <whisper>

flourgirl Apprentice
Coincidence?.........I think not!

.....and me favorite number.....7.....is chocolate!

Can someone tell me why boobs are in the same group as storms, black holes, etc.?

I'm not sure about the storms....but this reaffirms for me my theory that (in mammograms, at least) when you force certain cells to collide on a 2 dimensional plane they create a black hole.....thus, it is not a good thing to squish mammies from 3 dimensions to 2.....all of those black holes!!!! :o:o:( <:owieface:>

Jess.....I absolutely love the poem!! You're tickkaling my creative nerve to set down to rite! ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
The year is new

the badness is through

we'll lift a glass

to hats of a$$

and wish them well

as they, too, pass

Our friends of fur

who's love is pure

will lift us up

in our second cup

to toast the newest

cats and pup

From house and home

we sometimes roam

but always keep near

the sillies so dear

the worst is much better

when we are all here

The past has now passed

today's here at last

and so to you all

with pleasure I call

"may unending joy

upon you now fall"

:lol: :lol: :wub:

don't even know what to quote here, 'tis all so fantastic.......

HATS OF A$$!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: that's me phavorite thing

Ahhhhhhh. . . . . ....This is splendid.. . . . . . .it reminds me of a wondrous, unforgettable quote from my hero, Dr. Seuss. A few years ago I found a lovely, warm winter jacket at Value Village. I had had it for over a year before I suddenly noticed one day a little decorative piece of piping underneath one of the pocket flaps. On it was printed in tiny, swirling script, his line:

From there to here, and here to there,

Funny things are everywhere.

:owhat does it mean?

I love me psillies!!!!! And methinks my psilly is coming back! :D

best news of all! :wub:

the LOL cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Oh dear gaaaaaawd!!!!!!!!!.........Help meeeeeeee!!!

Bleuch!!!!

I am totally on the wagon now!!!!!!!!

.....back to the couch.........

:lol: :lol: whispering here - - git back to yer Tiger Pig and snuggle ;)

I'm not sure about the storms....but this reaffirms for me my theory that (in mammograms, at least) when you force certain cells to collide on a 2 dimensional plane they create a black hole.....thus, it is not a good thing to squish mammies from 3 dimensions to 2.....all of those black holes!!!! <:owieface:>

:lol: :lol: LOVE THIS

back to the couch sillies - - not entirely happy today - - mojo a bit off today :(

will be better but - canceled plans for today :huh:


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flourgirl Apprentice

The best part of being unable to handle drinking....no hangovers! Never had one and have no interest in finding out. Does not sound like phun to moi.

Telehubby is playing with his tools in the basement.....very large and noisy tools they are :o

I have pretty much denuded my house of Christmas. I guess I've had enough of it for one year. Living room looks so very bare right now. Must move houseplants around to fill the void!

Hope yer all having a quiet, loverly first day of the year.

And yes...I love Dr. Suess too! Who doesn't? If it weren't for Sam Hill I'd vote for a Suess Mascot :lol: . I bet I heard the Mr. Grinch Christmas song on the radio a dozen times or more.....always makes me smile.

I do not love them Sam (the Manhead) I am...

I do not love blue google-smurf spams

I do not like them here nor there

I do not like them anywhere

I do not like their sneaky chat

When they tell me I am fat

They read my emails, they should not

'Bout Kandles, diets and whatnot

I do not like them, Sam (the Manhead) I am

I do not like blue google-smurf spams!

:lol::lol::lol:

:o So what DOES it mean?

Jestgar Rising Star
I do not love them Sam (the Manhead) I am...

I do not love blue google-smurf spams

:lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
Telehubby is playing with his tools in the basement.....very large and noisy tools they are :o

I'll bet he ain't got nuttin' on our POeter . . . . .. . . . ..! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Speaking of our Oracle.....

PeOter, how did you get that do-hickey line on your post after you edited it that said "this was edited by......"? :unsure:

psawyer Proficient
I'll bet he ain't got nuttin' on our POeter . . . . .. . . . ..! :lol:
I have an impressive collection of tools. :lol:

Speaking of our Oracle.....

PeOter, how did you get that do-hickey line on your post after you edited it that said "this was edited by......"? :unsure:

Use the "Full Edit" option. Under the window, at Edit Options, check the box to add 'Edit by'.

Jess, your poem is wonderful.

jerseyangel Proficient
I have an impressive collection of tools. :lol:

Hee!! :D

Ok, trying this edit thing......OMG....I never noticed this option before! :huh:

dollamasgetceliac? Explorer

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Happy Gnu Year!!! :D

Notice the intestines graphic

Green12 Enthusiast

Happy New Year to me Sillies :wub: :wub:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

MORNING PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm back in the land of the living!!, finally dressed and out of the bathrobe :D

I'm fed up looking at the tree <_< - but I was always taught that it's unlucky to take your decorations down before the Twelfth day of xmas (may take me chances :rolleyes: )

BACK to the gym over the weekend (YIPEE!!) ...i feel such a slovenly sloth.........kids back to school Monday

Everything is going back to normal AT LAST!!

Gotta pop to Tesco's in a mo,....then my Mum is visiting (NO remarks allowed about Tiger Pig! :angry:)

elye Community Regular

'Mornin', Nik! Outta the bathrobe and into your spandex and sneakers, are ye? Gads, I am NOT a spandex-wearer.....except for my jeans - -I'm noticing my gravitation towards pants with more and more of this synthetic woven into the mix.

I'm truly into my forties. .. . . ....... :rolleyes::lol:

Tree came down Dec. 31st.....the 7th Day of Christmas methinks. 'Tis lying out on a snowbank at the edge of our lawn, with, unbelievably, NO single forgotten li'l ornament amongst the branches (happens every year).. ...... .. ...

Happy Gnu Year, Jooooles! And of course, to Llamalady. . .. . .have you jus' been Starting a Joke all this time?? :rolleyes::P

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin' Sillies! :D

Julie--I've missed you :wub: Hope all is well and you've just been busy wif holiday things. ;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACQUIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Mornin' Sillies! :D

Julie--I've missed you :wub: Hope all is well and you've just been busy wif holiday things. ;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACQUIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

ditto what patti said.

hi sillies

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin' Judith B)

Glad you pooped in--hope yer pheeling better today :D

Lisa Mentor

Happy Birthday Jacquie! Hope Peter buys you something VERY expensive. ;):D

nikki-uk Enthusiast

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACQUIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D

Hope you have a lovely day !!! B)

elye Community Regular

:lol::lol::DHAPPY BOIFDAY, JACQUIE!!! :lol::D:lol:

Happy Birthday Jacquie! Hope Peter buys you something VERY expensive. ;):D

ME, TOO!!!!!!

Car's going into the dealership this aft. . . .. . .... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ :angry:

Hmm......how badly do I need a car radio?. . . . ....

jerseyangel Proficient
Hmm......how badly do I need a car radio?. . . . ....

A radio's a dealbreaker fer me. B)

WardGirl Rookie
Happy Birthday Jacquie! Hope Peter buys you something VERY expensive. ;):D

Yup that would be known as dinner out :D

Thanks for all the birthday wishes Psillies :)

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