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jerseyangel Proficient

True dat, Shroomie! It's already the new year for you!!! Happy Happy!! :D :D

I think it's been 2 hours fer Nik.....


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

third time a charm :blink:

so hard to use this lap top

lost todays post too for spell check

quiet time at our apt for New Years Eve and NO PLANS TOMORROW

First time since Oct 30th that's happened.

who could guress that in 5 months

we'd list a home

clean and empty a home of 31 years

travel across the USA in 14 days

live with a MIL with severe damentia for weeks

lose a house b/c --the bank crashed that held the morgage and stopped the sale and Feds took it over

the next day we got a 3 month lease...unheard for apt

and started looking again

Found one that was on the market 3 days and would be off the market

we bid on second day and won over 7 other bids

we hope to get it on Jan 15 th

afraid to type more for fear of losing it

Susie

I'm sorry your having such a hard time

Judy

jerseyangel Proficient

Been a whirlwind fer sure, Judith. Get a good night's sleep tonight and lay low tomorrow. ;)

Before you know it you'll be in the new house! :D

mushroom Proficient
True dat, Shroomie! It's already the new year for you!!! Happy Happy!! :D :D

Thanks, PadTea. Right back at ya. You should be there either now or in one hour!

Joodee, your saga is book material. Hone up your writing skills! Sounds like you will have a leisurely move in, won't that be a change? Happy New Year in your new home!

Rest of the psills, drink lotsa water when you get home B) and Happy New Year once ye have recuperated!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Good morning Peeps!!!!!!!!............ oh &

PINCH, PUNCH, PHIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

our phirst for twenty ten!! (it DOES have a nice ring to it!)

Looks like I missed the celebrations last night (here & Padt's FB page lol!)

I was actually Captain Moody and went to bed at 10.30pm :blink: ...... I just wasn't feeling the spirit <_<

..but I shall raise my mug of Earl Grey this morn to you all *CHEERS*!!!!!!!

Here's to a healthy, happy year!!!!!!!!!!

I want to take down the decorations too!!...but my Mum always reminds me it's unlucky before the twelfth day of Christmas (the 6th!)..OMGaawd, I may just take me chances.......

UH _OHHH!!!....Crisps avec Barley?!?!.... I can see I need to use my Mummy voice on Sooze <_< ..... BAH!...hope the fall out ain't too bad :(

elye Community Regular

GooOOoood Twenty-Ten morning, Paills!

And our first glutening of the decade goes to.....Sooooozle!

Actually, depending on when you indulged, Sooooze, I may have beaten you to the punch -- I am sure I ate sumfin' that was cc'd last night at our friend's house....got some rumbling going on... . . .....

MY first and LAST glutening of 2010! (Wouldn't THAT be nice).... .... <_<

All right: Operation Tree-Down to commence.......

Darn210 Enthusiast

Happy twenty ten youse guys!!!

I slept about 9 hours last night (that's a LOT for me). Briefly awakened at midnight by neighborhood fireworks but went back to sleep immediately. Suze, were you banging yer pots and pans at midnight last night?

. . . and Suze, I do agree that when you eat sweets you have to eat some salty to counteract but next time pick a differnt flavoUr . . . and I, too, hope it's not too ruff.

Probably one of the best meals I've ever cooked last night . . . hope the leftovers taste decent as there are quite a few.

Jaw update . . . I think I'm doing better but still gotsa ways to go. My teeth aren't hurting near as much, but my jaw joint still feels tired/sore.

Off to bake some muffins . . . I'm onto a really good recipe now and must go check to see if it was a fluke or if I can repeat myself.


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Jestgar Rising Star
Happy twenty ten youse guys!!!

I slept about 9 hours last night (that's a LOT for me). Briefly awakened at midnight by neighborhood fireworks but went back to sleep immediately.

Me too.

And the new year starts in Seattle with pouring rain. :angry: This means I have no excuse for not cleaning up the house. :angry: :angry: I'll try not to over-exert myself. <_<

Merry! Happy! Cheery! to all!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Good 2010 phirst mornin' to ya'll!! :D

Gads--we've had our phirst couple 'o glutenings already.....I guess it's best to just git em out of the way early :P Pseriously, hope you both feel better soon :wub:

What was this wonderphul dinner, Jan-it?? Please share :D Glad the jaw/teeth are showing signs of improvement. ;)

We stayed up till just after 12 our time--I never realized the festivities end at 12 eastern time (at least on TV :lol: ). That last hour was spent watching HGTV and dozing off from the wine and carb fest..... :unsure:

Ah....Nik's pinch-punch.....all's right wif the world :rolleyes:

All of our Christmas stuff is down and put away--now back to the fans and blinds.....we may get settled sometime in 2010, we hope :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Happy Nude Year........ :ph34r::lol:

Spent the evening playing wii with the fam and then posting too many pics on da book. Kids and I got outta control!! Went ice skating yesterday too, that MUST be a new tradition, we had soooo much fun!!

What was this wonderphul dinner, Jan-it?? Please share :D

Fo-Sho, what's up wif dat? You must post yer recipe!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Spent the evening playing wii with the fam and then posting too many pics on da book. Kids and I got outta control!! Went ice skating yesterday too, that MUST be a new tradition, we had soooo much fun!!

Looks like you and the kiddos had such a fun, happy day yesterday :D

curlyfries Contributor
Leesargh - don't know WHAT to tell you, but it's three hours ahead where you are - WHOT did you decide to do???

We ended up sticking with tradition. Did nae want to worry about the food, and didn't feel like leaving our friends and a warm cozy house to treck across town to dance on a crowded little dance floor. We had a good time, and I made some awesome potato skins :)

I also had an awesome lunch with a coupla old friends........lots of laughter......SO much fun! I really missed them. Already planning to do it again over Spring break :D

All right: Operation Tree-Down to commence.......

I'm joining you! It'll be a phirst for me, procrastinator that I am! :P

I have high hopes for 2010.

Wishing everyone a brighter, happier, less stressful year, full of wonderful surprises ^_^

Darn210 Enthusiast
What was this wonderphul dinner, Jan-it?? Please share :D Glad the jaw/teeth are showing signs of improvement. ;)

Well, it wasn't like it was anything that special . . . I did a pork loin (never did a pork loin before, only tenderloins). However, instead of dry and chewy (like I make my roast beef <_< ) it was moist and tender . . . Also had roasted potatos/carrots and sauteed green beans/mushrooms/onions . . . AND (and this is a big one) it all got done at the same time. :o:lol:

wif crustless pumpkin pie for dessert.

Storage boxes have started descending from the attic for packing away of the Christmas stuff . . . I'll make sure I go slow, wouldn't want to overdo it . . . will probably take the whole weekend :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I slept about 9 hours last night (that's a LOT for me). Briefly awakened at midnight by neighborhood fireworks but went back to sleep immediately. Suze, were you banging yer pots and pans at midnight last night?

:lol: Nope, not this year.....I think I was asleep by 11.

and WHAT are these muffins you speak of? Sounds like your dinner was quite good....my friend made Pioneer Woman's pork tenderloin w/ homemade cranberry sauce - said it was TO DIE FOR -

in other news -

no signs whatsoever of a glutening :blink: Bowels totally normal today......

guess it was just a light dusting of barley malt flour - did nowt :huh:

Well, new year, new decade..........very happy to see 2009 go.......

Good things for all of us in 2010, hear hear! :) Happy New Year to all -

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I just finished writing a letter to my auntie, who prefers to get "real mail" Well, I tell ya, 5 pages later (it's been a white since I've wrote her...) I think my wrist is broken. Carpal tunnel at the very least. WHY DOTH SHE REFUSES THE COMPUTER????

Hope yers day hafs been gouda!

elye Community Regular

Wow....just got back from a TERRIFIC exhibition game - - The Canadian Olympic Womens' Hockey Team vs. the US. What a showdown, and what stellar hockey.....fast-paced, no vicious shoving or smashing into the boards....just beautiful skating and stick-handling, superb athleticism.....

AND.......Canada won, 2-1. :D:DB)

Go, girls, GO!

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mushroom Proficient
Wow....just got back from a TERRIFIC exhibition game - - no vicious shoving or smashing into the boards

Not being a Canuck or from the northeast, here all along I thought that's what hockey fans went to see :unsure::blink:

:lol:

:lol:

At least from what I saw on the teevee.... :huh:

Anyways, well done Canucks!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Glad you had a good time, Em :D

Ugh.....I think I musta got cc'd er sumphin. Woke up wif the telltale back of the neck headache, queasy all day but hungry, and so dopy and tired. Think I'll turn in early.....

Nite sills B)

elye Community Regular

'Mornin', gang!

Oh, no.....another glutening! Crap, Pahteee. Hope you are better this am. Still dunno if I was actually cc'd - - it did not last long, and it was kinda crampy stuff, not bloating or D happening. Guess I'll never know.

Hey! Oracle POeter may know this.......I was just thinking about how I miss our great li'l emotifaces on this forum when I'm typing just about anything anywhere else. I wonder if you could move them into conversations in the facebook chat windows? I somehow doubt that the fb gods would have such settings.. . .....more's the pity -- I'm sure I am being completey misinterpreted when I'm furiously chatting away with someone, and I don't have that perfect li'l cackly phace at my disposal... . .. ...... :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Glad it was short-lived, Em . . . hope yours is too, Patti.

Hey! Oracle POeter may know this.......I was just thinking about how I miss our great li'l emotifaces on this forum when I'm typing just about anything anywhere else. I wonder if you could move them into conversations in the facebook chat windows? I somehow doubt that the fb gods would have such settings.. . .....more's the pity -- I'm sure I am being completey misinterpreted when I'm furiously chatting away with someone, and I don't have that perfect li'l cackly phace at my disposal... . .. ...... :rolleyes:

Yeah . . . I need these available for when I'm sending emails or writing my Christmas letters . . . a picture an emoticon is worth a thousand words and all that!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Yeah, thanks goils, I'm better today. :) Thankfully it doesn't last too long anymore. I took a couple pre-emptive Immodium (actually didn't have D with this round, but ya never know ;) ) and we're at Starbucks having a warm drink before running a few errands. Could have been cc or a combination of snick snacks and wine on New Years Eve. Like Em, I really don't know.

Jan-it--meant to comment on yer dinner (yum!)--how did you get the pork moist? I'm always afraid of undercooking pork and subsequently I over do it and it gets dry. Is it a timing thing, or do you have a trick up yer sleeve?

Pseriously considering getting me hair cut into a long shag and relaxed. It's that time of year again :lol: Been growing it out and am getting itchy to do sumphin. B) Opinions? Mark thinks I should do whatever makes me happy (read: stop talking about it and do it), Matt thinks I should keep it the way it is :wub: (not a chance).....

jerseyangel Proficient

A VERY PSYLLIE HAPPY BIRFDAY TO FORMER QWEEN JACQUIE!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Where's PeOter takin ya? :P

WardGirl Rookie
A VERY PSYLLIE HAPPY BIRFDAY TO FORMER QWEEN JACQUIE!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Where's PeOter takin ya? :P

thanks Patti :)

We're going out to a great Canadian place called The Keg. Steak for the king and most likely salmon for me :)

jerseyangel Proficient
thanks Patti :)

We're going out to a great Canadian place called The Keg. Steak for the king and most likely salmon for me :)

Have a great time! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast

HAPPY BIRTHDAY jACQUIE!!!

Hope you & PeOter have a lovely meal

Pads!! Glad you're feeling better...and Em

Pseriously considering getting me hair cut into a long shag and relaxed.

I'd go for the shag. Everytime........ and the haircut ;):lol:

But seriously, what with all the humidity in TexASS it'd probably be easier non?

Got nowt - have been trying to get back to some sort of normal eating pattern :lol: - svenned everyday (damage limitation!) but alas clothes are still tight!! <_<

Chidlins back to school Monday!!

YAAAAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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