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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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kareng Grand Master

Thanks!! And WHERE did you find that picture of me with the bubbles and fishnets???

Hi Carla! I new since the beginning of the year. They couldn't scare me off! :P

Maybe you could loan Rachelle the bubble costume? Or the bubble machine? I think Jesse would look great in that outfit for Halloween!


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CarlaB Enthusiast

Hi Karen, they didn't scare you off? So you're crazy, huh?!?!

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Lady Gaga with her entourage. I'll be an entourage for you.

That would be fun!! She show's a lot more skin than anyone would want to see on me though ;)

I guess the meat dress is out since yer vegan?

That makes me gag. It was one thing to see the meat dress-which really doesn't bother me, but to find out that it was really meat....WIH?!?! That couldn't have smelled good...

wear this one:

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WOW! That might be hard to sit down in :P

You could re- use your Star Wars costumes.

I could go on & on. Are you looking for funny or sexy? Halloween themed or current events?

The Star Wars is an option! I'll have to fix mine a bit. I don't want to go too Halloweenish, hate conventional costumes, don't care if it's a bit sexy, but I like more of the funny stuff. The Dog/Beth costumes were sooooo funny! I went into goodwill and actually found a pair of pleather pants that LACED UP THE SIDES!!!! It was PERFECT!!!

kareng Grand Master

Hi Karen, they didn't scare you off? So you're crazy, huh?!?!

Most likely!

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I think Jesse would look great in that outfit for Halloween!

:lol::lol::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Sample spaces; basic axioms of probability; combinatorial probability; conditional probability and independence; binomial, Poisson, and normal distributions.

Totally into the first.

J'aime le Poisson tongue.gif

Rache is going as Ga Ga?!?! cool.gif ... You'd do it too!! ...and look better...harumphff!!!

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WHOA!!!!!!!!!..... Carla B's in town!!

OH HAI!! *waves madly* biggrin.gif

T'is 'British cheese week'

I love cheese..... the smellier the better huh.gif

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!

I forgot..... we got a grandbaybee!!!!!!!! biggrin.gif

She's MEGA CUTE!!!

Lisa looks waaaay too young to be a Grandma - natch cool.gif

Hi Brianna biggrin.gif


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WHOA!!!!!!!!!..... Carla B's in town!!

OH HAI!! *waves madly* biggrin.gif

HAI!!!! Yup, I picked up my toys and left when I couldn't post there for a while, but Jess told me I could come back now!! :D

jerseyangel Proficient

T'is 'British cheese week'

Happy Cheese Week, Nik!!! :D

We need us a cheese week here too :P I like it so sharp it bites back!

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T'is 'British cheese week'

That's, um, interesting...? What does one do during cheese week (besides gaining a few stones :P ).

Oh, here's some options...

Parfume...

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smoke it....

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sculpt it.... think he needs to lay off the cheese

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OK, here's what i may be able to get away with.... The first ONLY if I'm really strict with the diet and exercise for the next month!!!

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elye Community Regular

Holy crap...... . youse can sculpt cheese? I've used clay.. . .... . ..dough...... . ...paper..... . . ...but cheese would be something.

I would just keep eating it.....would end up with a tiny little head or blob.. . . ...<_<

WooHOO!!! New class starts today!!

If I can't get into that one, I'll have to take this one:

Jeeez, how on earth can you decide?? Both of these classes look SooOoooOoo enthralling, so captivating and edge-of-your-seat... . ..

Um, NOT... .. . . . . . . ..:rolleyes:

Just reading those course descriptions made my heart start to hammer, my head begin to pound and constrict.. . . . ...... . ..

Anywhoo, I need some ideas for us..... anyone, anyone....

Two of the Teletubbies.

Lisa looks waaaay too young to be a Grandma - natch cool.gif

Mygawd, you guys have no idea - - you see Leeeesargh in person, you shake your head at the very idea that she is a grandma.

Hi, Carla! I was gonna suggest that we simply pick up where we left off, but it was so many bloody pages ago (like what, 1500 er sumfin') I canna remember what in hell was going on... . ..we need Archivist Jyaghnutt to get on it...... . was our yeti still around at the time?

kareng Grand Master

OK, here's what i may be able to get away with.... The first ONLY if I'm really strict with the diet and exercise for the next month!!!

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I love cheese! A whole week of Cheesy holiday! :)

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I think I could make that!!! Michaels here I come!! :D

kareng Grand Master

I think I could make that!!! Michaels here I come!! :D

You could use those clear plastic Christmas ornaments. I wish I could meet you at Michaels. I could go to one here and we could be on the phone & shop.

Ok...that's psilly. Keep me updated!

jerseyangel Proficient

You could use those clear plastic Christmas ornaments. I wish I could meet you at Michaels. I could go to one here and we could be on the phone & shop.

Ok...that's psilly. Keep me updated!

Ooh Ooh Ooh!!! I have a Michaels here too--I wanna come! B)

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Ooh Ooh Ooh!!! I have a Michaels here too--I wanna come! B)

I smell a conference call coming on!!!!! :D

Only thing-I wouldn't be able to sit down all night, and God forbid I drink to much and fall down...ouch!! :P

Co-worker says if I did the black shredded leggings one, no one would know who I was. The guys I work with are voting for the red number :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

The guys I work with are voting for the red number :rolleyes:

Natch :lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast

Yes, you mean the Yeti is gone??? What happened to him?

jerseyangel Proficient

Yes, you mean the Yeti is gone??? What happened to him?

We have no idea--I think he headed northwest and hasn't been heard from since :lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast

We have no idea--I think he headed northwest and hasn't been heard from since :lol:

Oh, yeah, that happens sometimes

kareng Grand Master

I smell a conference call coming on!!!!! :D

Only thing-I wouldn't be able to sit down all night, and God forbid I drink to much and fall down...ouch!! :P

Co-worker says if I did the black shredded leggings one, no one would know who I was. The guys I work with are voting for the red number :rolleyes:

Who ever sits at parties?

What will Jesse go as? Or is the bubble costume for him? Did you see the other kid with the white George Washington wig?

What about going as Elmo & Katy Perry?

Russell Brandt & Katy Perry? (He does share a first name with you)

Brad & Angelina. Each carry a doll of different races.

kareng Grand Master

We have no idea--I think he headed northwest and hasn't been heard from since :lol:

Have you seen the furry toes on Jess's new "cat"?

Rachelle - I know you can go as Patti & I. Or Maddie & Max. Last year we went to Hub's brother's Halloween party. Hub & bro look a lot alike. Hub went and got a KU sweatshirt (he went to rival MU) and wore his glasses instead of contacts - went as his brother. When we got there, his bro had on an MU shirt and was dressed as my Hub.

jerseyangel Proficient

Rachelle - I know you can go as Patti & I.

<snort> Yea--and it's guaranteed no one there will be able to tell who you are! :P

Darn210 Enthusiast

HiYa Carla!!! Good to see ya!!

Yes, you mean the Yeti is gone??? What happened to him?

I believe he went north to Emily's MIL . . . she keeps him as her manservant.

Go as commercials from TV. I had a friend from work who went as Flo-the girl from the Progressive insurance commericials. Can Jesse pull off that Old Spice guy . . . who's riding a horse. Ummm,...got a horse?

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