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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient

Does she have her dress that matches the drapes all pressed and ready to doff?

He won't see her--she won't show up :o


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WardGirl Rookie

Will she be wearing that styling dress?

Sorry to disappoint you but I left that dress to it's own devices :D

Get a thumb report. B)

Does she have her dress that matches the drapes all pressed and ready to doff?

My thumb or Poeter's thumb

the drapes in the kitchen are an orange coloUr. I don't think I have anything in my wardrobe that matches them. I will try and wear something that will clash nicely with them though.

psawyer Proficient

Does she have her dress that matches the drapes all pressed and ready to doff?

Dress? Jacquie? Em, I want some of what you must be smoking! :blink:

WardGirl Rookie

He won't see her--she won't show up :o

How true Patti. I'm mostly wear blues and purples although not always together. Our wallpaper in the kitchen is old as well. It's a floral yellow print. What can i say but Poeter and I aren't really into decorating :D

WardGirl Rookie

Dress? Jacquie? Em, I want some of what you must be smoking! :blink:

You try wearing a dress when unloading the truck! :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

So, Jacquie has a "hot" date with Tony the appliance technician in the morning. I'll be minding the store. ;)

It's a good choice. A hot date with a baker wouldn't get YOU anything.

elye Community Regular

It's a good choice. A hot date with a baker wouldn't get YOU anything.

:lol: 'Tis true. . . . ....


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And Tony has been and gone.

I miss read the 'thumb' comment yesterday :D I take a guess and say it's about 2 1/2 inches.

And we're waiting to see if we can get a thermostat for the stove. Apparently they haven't made Harvest Gold in a 'few' years :rolleyes:

The plot on how old the stove is got a little more interesting. The vent area of the stove is 'Avocado Green'. What were the original owners of the house thinking :rolleyes:

and did you know you can now get some appliances in 'Red' :eek:

jerseyangel Proficient

The plot on how old the stove is got a little more interesting. The vent area of the stove is 'Avocado Green'. What were the original owners of the house thinking :rolleyes:

Maybe they liked both and couldn't make up their minds? :P

celiac-mommy Collaborator

The former owner told us about him--evidently he was so comfortable with them, he would eat out of their hands. With me, he's more comfortable with the glass door in between us while he eats.

We have inherited neighbors' scaredy cat - they couldn't find her when they moved to Oz after the 2nd quake. She has even been so bold as to (once) let us touch her head, but usually lurks in the bushes waiting for food at same time each night (just before darkness).

Jeeze, Simon takes a run at me each morning and bounces off my ankle to tell me I'd better feed him 'NOW'!!!!!! He does have quite the shag-a-dellic hair-do and I wonder how well he can see with all that hair in his eyes. Maybe I should put it in a ponytail and see if that helps :lol:

* snort * ColoUr references of 1970's appliances......I very vaguely recall our house having a great deal of orange throughout my early childhood. I particularly remember the big avacado phone sitting on the li'l special phone table in the hallway.. .. . ..... :lol:

How on earth did she ever manage to organize a perfectly matching dress to the wallpaper??

fig22.webp

:lol::lol::lol:

The first house Jesse and I bought when we were 23 had the avocado sink, toilet and bath with the pink tiles all around. We decorated around it to make it work, ended up kinda cute. I thought it might be a sore spot when we were trying to sell, but the house sold in 5 days, so I guess it wasn't that bad! :P

Might not be wallpaper . . . might be a curtain . . . which makes me think of Carol Burnett wearing the drapes in the Gone with the Wind parady.

Love, Love, Love this skit!!!! One of the funniest ever!!

elye Community Regular

I miss read the 'thumb' comment yesterday :D I take a guess and say it's about 2 1/2 inches.

Good GAWD.. . . ..:blink:. . ..... . ..I wouldn't have let him in the door.... . . ...

:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Good GAWD.. . . ..:blink:. . ..... . ..I wouldn't have let him in the door.... . . ...

:lol:

That's IF he could get through the door wink.gif

Good LORD Em! I see you are 3 years old today!!

...you are wise beyond your years.

Jelly & Ice cream later?? tongue.gif

jerseyangel Proficient

Good LORD Em! I see you are 3 years old today!!

...you are wise beyond your years.

Tis Em's birthday? :unsure:

kareng Grand Master

Tis Em's birthday? :unsure:

Friday. But maybe its Friday on UK computers?

jerseyangel Proficient

Friday. But maybe its Friday on UK computers?

Ahh--of course! Nik is 6 hours ahead of us (well, me anyway)....

mushroom Proficient

Ahh--of course! Nik is 6 hours ahead of us (well, me anyway)....

Heck, I'm streets ahead of y'all. Friday's half over, over here :P And I'm off to play bridge phinally rounded up the gang again - they've been slacking off whilst I was away.

jerseyangel Proficient

Have phun Shroom!

kareng Grand Master

Happy 3rd birthday, Em!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Happy Birthday EmUhLee!!! 3 years old, huh? What did you ask for for your birthday?

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Happy birthday Emilita! Hope it's fabulicious!

jerseyangel Proficient

Happy Happy Birthday, dear Em :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Did I confuzzle yooz??....we waaay ahead of y'all on the birphday front (eh Shroom wink.gif)

Sadness today...not to dwell as this is The Funny pages but my old cat Lucy died today.

She was 15 yrs & frail so not completely unexpected. She was a miserable old cat but I shall miss her!! wub.gif

Jestgar Rising Star

It's my goal to be a miserable old cat when I go, so I totally empathise with her. :( bye Luce.

kareng Grand Master

So sad for Lucy!

I have many days I feel like a miserable old cat, myself!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

It's my goal to be a miserable old cat when I go, so I totally empathise with her. :( bye Luce.

So sad for Lucy!

I have many days I feel like a miserable old cat, myself!

Agreed on both points! laugh.gif

She commanded a certain respect!

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