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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Step two. Ingest martini

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Cheers!

No Lefters.

:(:(:(

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Hey, gang! Any word from Lefty, Jyesss?

Have to share with you the video that was shown as a kind of pep-rally for the elderly folks in the rehabilitation program at the group assessment meeting my mom sat through yesterday:

:blink:

:lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Hey, gang! Any word from Lefty, Jyesss?

Have to share with you the video that was shown as a kind of pep-rally for the elderly folks in the rehabilitation program at the group assessment meeting my mom sat through yesterday:

:blink:

:lol:

Funny. :P My mom is feeling insulted that they play childish games in rehab. My dad watches & thinks it looks fun. She'd freak if they showed her that video... I might show her that video. I wish they could rehab her sense of humor.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

I might show her that video. I wish they could rehab her sense of humor.

Fortunately, this is one thing that has stayed entirely intact with my mom post-stroke (so far, anyway) -- her sense of humour. In fact, I believe that she is even funnier now, and laughs a little easier. Wow, how very lucky our family is for this to be a consequence of something that can take so very much away.... . . ..:)

She finds it quite funny when she cannot retrieve the correct word for the thought she is having. Patients in other beds are angry and swearing in frustration, while she sits shaking her head and chuckling..... .. ...."Did I say that I'm finding it easier to write with a PENIS than a pencil?? Hell...... ..I meant 'PEN'"...........

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

:lol: Phunny! I cracked up at the person whose pants fell off :P

Did anybody else think of a much older Em when viewing the lady wif the thong outside her clothes? :lol::wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Fortunately, this is one thing that has stayed entirely intact with my mom post-stroke (so far, anyway) -- her sense of humour. In fact, I believe that she is even funnier now, and laughs a little easier. Wow, how very lucky our family is for this to be a consequence of something that can take so very much away.... . . ..:)

Tis a blessing, amidst the rest of it :)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

chuckling..... .. ...."Did I say that I'm finding it easier to write with a PENIS than a pencil?? Hell...... ..I meant 'PEN'"...........

:P:P:P

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elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Did anybody else think of a much older Em when viewing the lady wif the thong outside her clothes? :lol::wub:

:lol: :lol: Dear GAWD, I hope not.. .. ... ..!

You know, I was just thinking... . .. ...... ....perhaps my mother has new insight and knows more than we give her credit for in this new, post-trauma state... .. .. .. ...

Maybe it IS easier to write with a penis than with a pencil...

:huh:

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

:lol: :lol: Dear GAWD, I hope not.. .. ... ..!

You know, I was just thinking... . .. ...... ....perhaps my mother has new insight and knows more than we give her credit for in this new, post-trauma state... .. .. .. ...

Maybe it IS easier to write with a penis than with a pencil...

:huh:

:lol:

Isn't that the first thing boys learn when it snows?

No Lefty :(

I left work early on Monday and searched the area for signs of violence. Found none, so I've just decided that something scared him and he ran. My window's always open so he can come home if he comes home.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

No Lefty :(

I left work early on Monday and searched the area for signs of violence. Found none, so I've just decided that something scared him and he ran. My window's always open so he can come home if he comes home.

I'll keep a good thought for the boy :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Maybe it IS easier to write with a penis than with a pencil...

If nothing else, it's gotta be a lot easier to find....

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

If nothing else, it's gotta be a lot easier to find....

<snort>

comes with it's own attachment device

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

comes with it's own attachment device

That is SO true. No chain needed. And, of course, this would be why no one ever sees men patting themselves, looking about, under and over things.... .. ..... .. ."Crap, where in HELL did I put my penis? I, like, JUST had it a second ago..... . ...it was RIGHT HERE... . . .....man, people keep walkin' off with it!"

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

<snort>

comes with it's own attachment device

also, comes with 2 refills. When you're out of 'ink' just give it a little shake and you're all set!!!

;)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

also, comes with 2 refills. When you're out of 'ink' just give it a little shake and you're all set!!!

;)

Only TWO? Gawd, I wish... . .. . ...

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

also, comes with 2 refills.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
:ph34r:
mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

:ph34r:

Very clevah, Petah.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

The Penis pen :lol:

Got nowt - just checking up on Lefty <_<

Heyyyy, this is a fast reply B)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

I was reading the "penis pen" comments last night & Hub asked what was so funny. I could only shake my head.

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Hey Jess &/or Rachelle: What was the brand of the coconut ice cream you liked so much? I looked it up & my store was supposed to have it so I promptly forgot the brand name. They have no cocnut ice cream but if I tell them the brand they will try to get some. Thanks.

elye Community Regular
elye
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:lol: :lol: Dunno why.....this struck me as tres humoristique . . . .....

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

:lol: :lol: Dunno why.....this struck me as tres humoristique . . . .....

Thank you (I think).

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Hey Jess &/or Rachelle: What was the brand of the coconut ice cream you liked so much? I looked it up & my store was supposed to have it so I promptly forgot the brand name. They have no cocnut ice cream but if I tell them the brand they will try to get some. Thanks.

This brand is my FAVORITE!!!!!

I especially LURVE the mint chip, turtle tracks and cherry ammeretto(sp?)

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And don't forget, it's basically a health food because each pint is between 24-30g fiber!!! (and yes, I eat the whole pint-BY MYSELF!!!)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

And don't forget, it's basically a health food because each pint is between 24-30g fiber!!! (and yes, I eat the whole pint-BY MYSELF!!!)

OMG! I have been trying to find ways to up my fiber intake! Thanks.

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